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Let me see how fast you are..... THIS IS A small CHALLENGE 4 INTELLIGENT BRAINS: The name of a country is hiding in the consecutive letters within a sentence. For example, FRANCE is hiding in, the sentence "The runners who lived at the top of the cliff ran centuries ago" . (clifF RAN CEenturies). Find the name of the country hiding in the consecutive letters within these sentences 1. You all must pay it back, or each of you will be in trouble. 2. Was Doctor Dolittle's favorite animal a glib yak? 3. A true optimist will never let hope rush away. 4. How often can a daydream come true? 5. Is there a health spa in this hotel? 6. They are going in diametrically opposite directions. 7. Is the county fair a nice place to visit? 8. The foot with which I lead is my left one. 9. He owns a ranch in Arizona. 10. The foods we deny ourselves are usually tasty. Happy thinking!..... |
A boy met a girl, after a little conversation,the boy wanted to leave,then he said to the girl boy: Sorry, I didn't get ur name. Girl: OK. I'm Dike SandraThelma Vera, u can call me (DSTV) Boy: (I no fit carry last) well I'm Godwin Obinna Tochukwu Victor, (GOTV) #Lolzzz ... If it was u, what funny fake name wil u give? Mine will be Arthur Tobechukwu Moses ATM) OR Paul Obinna Steven (POS) Add urs..?? |
THERE IS NOTHING IN THE WORLD WORTH GOING TO HELL FOR! I vividly recall the story of a man who became popular for engaging in money rituals just to buy the 80's edition of the Honda Prelude. You wouldn't buy that car for 50 kobo today. Some other guy brutally murdered his brother (whom their father gave cash to travel for the purpose of re-stocking their warehouse), all because he wanted to acquire the rave of the moment - Pathfinder Jeep. That same vehicle is now better described as a coffin. I Remember as a kid, my whole street gathered to watch a truck deliver a very large satellite dish to my neighbour's house. Today a dish one tenth that size delivers 5 times the value and is in almost every student's room. What about the Volkswagen Santana, Mercedes Benz V boot, 505 Evolution, Toyota Crown, all overtaken by latest models of Camry, Honda, Bugatti, Bentley, X6, Acura and Infinity.... Vanity! Some ladies left their true loves because some rich guys then persuaded them with a Benz 190, which turned out to be the only car they ever owned till date. They found out too late that true love is invaluable. A friend declared drinks because he launched the Nokia Communicator for over hundred grand in 2002. Today that phone would embarrass the owner and is a joke compared to the low cost and everyday phones. What about the MTN SIM card that many people went extra miles before they bought for over 30k? Today you will not buy it at N100 because all networks are begging people to even take it for free. People are still making the most horrific sacrifices over 'vanity' and make enemies over worthless material things. What can I Say? Look back at that one thing you want to kill or die for today and see what becomes of it tomorrow. There is absolutely nothing you can't achieve. All you need is a little time and PATIENCE and you would thank God without regrets. There is actually nothing in this world that is worth going to hell for, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! |
Breaking news: Please my country people be very careful if you are either traveling from Abuja to Jos or Jos to Abuja through Riyom. The Route is blocked and the Berom Militias are killing innocent travelers. Please circulate to save lives. "Copied" Please be your brothers' keeper by broadcasting. |
A wife suspected d husband of having sex wit
their maid,then she set a trap for d husband by
sending d maid 2 d village for d wkend witout
teling d husband.At night,the husband told his
usual story"darling i want to go n wtch wrestling
in d sitting room"he left.The wife silently went 2 d
maid's room lying down on d bed naked without
any light,he open d door and join her on d bed
without wasting time n without a word,he had sex
with her. after d fifth round she said,it's enough,i
have caught u,so this is how u use to have sex
with her,u will do two round n u wil tel me u are
tired;fifth round now u are still demanding for
more...The gateman replied"AM SORI MADAM I
DIDNT KNW U WERE D ONE"EWEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEE!..She shouted,then d husband rushed in n
caught them,if u are d man or woman,what wil u
do?...Dnt spoil d fun,spread it 2 ur frnds n get a
funny answers |
Emeka and Akpors lived close to each other. One
day
Emeka started an argument and the following is
what
transpired between them. Emeka: You be fool, you no sabi anything. Akpors: Ahhh…haba guy, you harsh oo. Emeka: Na so. I fit prove am sef. If na night and you see two light for road, na wetin be dat? Akpors: Na motor be that na! Emeka: Ehen, but which kind? Mercedes Benz, Peugeot or Lexus? Akpors: I no come know dat one,oh! Emeka: You see am? Anyway, second proof. Na night, you see one light for road. Na wetin be dat? Akpors: Na okada! Emeka: Ehen, which one? Suzuki, Yamaha or Kawasaki? Akpors: Ahh….how I suppose to know? Emeka: You see am? I don show you say you be fool. Akpors: Na wa 4 you o. This your question sef. Oya make I ask you my own now. If na night you see woman for roadside….miniskirt, big frontside, red lips, big backside,na wetin? Emeka: Na ashawo! Akpors: Ehen, but which one? Your mama, your sister or your daughter? Guess where Akpors found himself? |
this man is silly |
A wristwatch for 500k, will it show me when the
world will end?. A bathing soup for 80k, will it
wash away my sins n sorrows?. Gucci glasses for
350k, please will it show me my future? Italian
brogues shoe for 150k, with it, will i be able to
walk on water? Bought a plasma tv for 400k,
abeg will it show me the judgement day? Frosh
gold plated iPhone 6s for 2.5million, is there a
chat app on it whereby i can chat up straight
with the messiah?. A handbag for 950k, please
will my life be safe in it?. 2million table for vip's
in a comedy show, abeg which kind laugh i never
laugh before? my lil cousin (loveday) himself can
make me laugh the earth down for free. Pay
3million per year at a university, after graduation,
will i become the world bank president? Hmmm, i
wonder why we spend so lavishly to falacy,
knowing fully well that there are hungry children
on the street roaming naked. The smallest
kindness u show can change someone's life.
Remember, money brings happiness only when u
help people with it. Let someone say to u,
"BECAUSE OF YOU I DIDN'T GIVE UP". When God
bless u financially, don't just change ur
STANDARD OF LIVING but also change ur
STANDARD OF GIVING.. Like MJ said, Lets make
the world a better place not for u alone, but FOR
U N FOR ME. |
Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK? Let's find out just how clever you really are . Ready? GO!!! (Scroll down) Question 1 : You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in? ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... -Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second! Try not next question. To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question. Question 2 : If you overtake the last person, then you are...? ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?! You're not very good at this! Are you? Question 3 : Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it. Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total? ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right? Question 4 : Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter? ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... Answer: Nunu? NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question again Okay, now the bonus round . . . Question 5 : There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself? ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... He just has to open his mouth and ask, so simple. KEEP THIS GOING TO KEEP THE "SMART PEOPLE" IN YOUR LIFE BUSY. |
Allahu Akbar |
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holluikon:modified, thanks. |
WHO IS THE STINGIEST AMONG THESE 6 PEOPLE ![]() . . 1. The man who flashed to remind you to call him back. . . 2. Your girlfriend you bought airtime for and she ends up flashing you to call her . . 3. The friend you visited and you perceived the aroma of Egusi soup from his kitchen and he is still telling you that he is hungry and needs food from you. . . 4. The man who has no money with him and has walked for hours under the hot sun and ends up picking N5000 on the ground, but still refused to enter a car. . . 5. The man who is receiving N2 million a month and finds it difficult to give GOD N50 . . 6. The person who is reading this and would not want to like this post or comment ![]() |
WHO IS THE STINGIEST AMONG THESE 6 PEOPLE ![]() . . 1. The man who flashed to remind you to call him back. . . 2. Your girlfriend you bought airtime for and she ends up flashing you to call her . . 3. The friend you visited and you perceived the aroma of Egusi soup from his kitchen and he is still telling you that he is hungry and needs food from you. . . 4. The man who has no money with him and has walked for hours under the hot sun and ends up picking N5000 on the ground, but still refused to enter a car. . . 5. The man who is receiving N2 million a month and finds it difficult to give GOD N50 . . 6. The person who is reading this and would not want to like this post or comment ![]() |
WHO IS THE STINGIEST AMONG THESE 6 PEOPLE ![]() . . 1. The man who flashed to remind you to call him back. . . 2. Your girlfriend you bought airtime for and she ends up flashing you to call her . . 3. The friend you visited and you perceived the aroma of Egusi soup from his kitchen and he is still telling you that he is hungry and needs food from you. . . 4. The man who has no money with him and has walked for hours under the hot sun and ends up picking N5000 on the ground, but still refused to enter a car. . . 5. The man who is receiving N2 million a month and finds it difficult to give GOD N50 . . 6. The person who is reading this and would not want to like this post or comment ![]() |
A Father's Advice To His Son About MARRIAGE 1. My son, if you keep spending on a woman and she never asked you if you’re saving or investing, and she keeps enjoying the attention, don’t marry her. 2. My son, a woman could be a good wife to you, some could be a good mother to your children but if you’ve found a woman like a mother to you, your children and your family, please don’t let her go. 3. My son, don’t confine the position of your wife to the kitchen, where did you get that from? Even in our days, we had farm-lands where they worked every morning . . . that was our office. 4. My son, if I tell you that you’re the head of the house, don’t look at your pocket; look if you will see a smile on your wife’s face. 5. My son, if you want to have a long life, let your wife be in-charge of your salary, it will be difficult for her to spend it when she’s aware of the home needs and bills to pay but if it’s in your care, she will keep you asking even when all has been spent. 6. My son, don’t ever beat your woman, the pain in her body is nothing to be compared to the wound on her heart and that means you may be in trouble living with a wounded woman. 7. My son, now that you’re married, if you live a bachelor kind of life with your wife, you will soon be single again. 8. My son, in our days, we had many wives and many children because of our large farm-lands and many harvests, there are hardly any land for farming anymore, so embrace your woman closely. 9. My son, under the cocoa tree that I did meet your mother could be your eateries and restaurants of nowadays, but remember, the closet thing we did there was to embrace each other. 10. My son, don’t be carried away when you start making more money, instead of spending on those tiny legs that never knew how hard you worked to get it, spend it on that woman that stood by you all along. 11. My son, when I threw little stones or whistled at the window of your mother father’s house, to call her out, it was not for sex, it was because I missed her so much. 12. My son, remember, when you say your wife has changed, there could be something you’ve stopped doing too. 13. My son, your mother, Asake rode the bicycle with me before I bought that tortoise car outside there, any woman that won’t endure with you in your little beginning should not enjoy your riches. 14. My son, don’t compare your wife to any woman, there are ways she’s enduring you too and has she ever compared you to any man? 15. My son, there is this thing you people call feminism, well, if a woman claim to have equal right with you in the house, divide all the bills into two equal parts, take one part and ask her to start paying the other part. 16. My son, I met your mother a virgin and I took more yams to her father, if you don’t meet your wife a virgin, don’t blame her, what I didn’t tell you is that our women had prestige. 17. My son, I didn’t send your sisters to school because I was foolish like many to think a female child won’t extend my family name, please don’t make that mistake, the kind of female achievers I see nowadays has made the male-gender an ordinary tag. 18. My son, your mother have once locked up the cloth I was wearing and almost tore it because she was angry, I did not raise my hand to beat her because of a day like this, so that I can be proud to tell you that I never for once beat your mother. 19. My son, in our days, our women had more of natural beauty, though I wouldn’t lie to you, some had minor painting of their appellation mostly on their arms, the ones you people now call tattoo, but don’t forget that they didn’t expose any part of their body like your women of nowadays. 20. My son, your mother and I are not interested in what happens in your marriage, try to handle issues without always coming to us. 21. My son, remember I bought your mother’s first sewing machine for her, help your wife achieve her dreams just as you’re pursuing yours. 22. My son, don’t stop taking care of me and your mother, it’s a secret of growing old and having children to take care of you too. 23. My son, pray with your family, there is a tomorrow you don’t know, talk to God that knows everything, everyday. |
Let’s Not Jump To Conclusion Too Quickly
“My boss drove a luxury car everyday and it was
my duty to greet him and to open the gates for
him, as I worked as a watchman in his villa. But
he never responded back to my greetings.
One day he saw me opening the garbage bags
outside the villa in search for any leftover food.
But, as usual he never even looked at me, it was
like as if he never saw anything!
The very next day I saw a paper bag at the same
place, but it was clean and the food inside was
covered well. It was fresh and good food like
someone had just brought it from the
supermarket. I didn't bother as to where it came
from, I just took the paper bag and I was so
happy about it.
Every day I found this paper bag at the same
place with fresh vegetables and all that we
needed for home. This became my daily routine. I
was eating and sharing this food with my wife
and kids. I was wondering who this fool could
be?! To forget his paper bag full of fresh food
everyday.
One day there was a big problem in the villa and I
was told that my boss has died. There were too
many guests coming to the villa that day and I
didn't get any food that day, so I thought that
one of the guests must have taken it. But the
same thing happened the 2nd day, the 3rd day
and the 4th day.
It went on like this for a few weeks and I found it
difficult to provide food for my family, so I
decided to ask the wife of my boss for a raise in
my salary or else I would quit my job as a
watchman.
After I told her, she was shocked, and asked me,
how come you never complained about your
salary for the last 2 years? And why is this salary
not enough for you now? I gave her so many
excuses but she was never convinced!
Finally in the end, I decided to tell her the truth, I
told her the entire story of the bag of groceries,
and as to how it was my daily provision. She
then asked me as to when this stopped? I told
her after the death of her husband. And then I
realized that I stopped seeing the paper bag
immediately after the death of my boss.
Why didn't I ever think of this before? That it was
my boss who was providing this for me? I guess
it was because I never thought that a person who
never replied to my greetings could ever be this
generous!
His wife started to cry and I told her to please
stop crying and that I'm really sorry that I asked
for a raise, I didn't know that it was your
husband who was providing me with the meals,
I’ll remain as a watchman and be happy to
provide my service.
His wife told me, I'm crying because I've finally
found the 7th person my husband was giving this
bag full of food. I knew my husband was giving 7
people everyday, I had already found the 6 people,
and all these days I was searching for the 7th
person. And today I found out.
From that day onwards, I started to receive the
bag full of food again, but this time his son was
bringing it to my house and giving it to my hand.
But whenever I thanked him, he never replied!
Just like his dad!
One day, I told him THANK YOU in a very loud
voice! He replied back to me to please not be
offended when he doesn't reply, because he has a
hearing problem, just like his dad!”
Oh! We have been wrong so many times judging
others without knowing the true story behind their
actions. Be kind and courteous in dealing with
others, for everyone is fighting a hard battle. Be
careful, not everything is about you. Before you
assume, there is this thing called ASKING.
Don’t just jump to conclusion, because that is
truly not an exercise, it may cause you more harm
at the end of the day. Many of our problems are
caused by how we process what happens around
us. Don’t judge a situation you have never been
in. Be humble enough to learn. You do not know
it all. Lets change the way we feel about
ourselves and others.
There are two sides to a story. Don’t believe
everything you hear.
Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know
nothing about. |
It seems that Muhammadu Buhari addressed the issue of ‘first 100 days in office’ long before he was inaugurated as the Nigerian president. On August 28, Buhari in a statement by his media aide Mallam Garba Shehu denied two of his campaign documents covering promises on what he would do in his first 100 days as the president of Nigeria. According to Shehu the two documents were emanated from “so many centres of public communication which, for whatever reason, were on the loose.” Nigerians in different social media express displeasure with the party’s and the presidency’s explanations as they voted for Buhari because of that promises. Naij.com has found Buhari’s speech in London on February 26, where the then APC presidential candidate was touching the issue of 100 days three months before being sworn-in as the president. The APC presidential candidate, who travelled to Great Britain for rest and campaigning after the postponement of the general polls to March 28, discussed the importance of democracy for Africa’s future, and, in particular, why delivering dividends of the elected government matters both to Nigeria and internationally. Among other questions Buhari was asked about the high expectations of what to do with the first 100 days. He said: “Yes, I respect that question because quietly I was thinking about these high expectations. Those who are following the trail of our campaigns can see how people are turning out, some becoming emotional and crying. I am really getting scared that if I get there they will expect miracles within the next week or months. That would be very dicey handling that one. I think we have to have a deliberate campaign to temper high expectations with some reasonableness on the part of those who are expecting miracles to happen. “Just to go first to the first 100 days, some of it is fraudulent and I don’t want to participate in any fraud in any form. Nigerians know that we are in trouble as a people and as a country. When we get there we will quickly get correct intelligence of what is on the ground and inform Nigerians and just learn what I have just read. We will make sure that the appropriation and application of public resources will not be allowed. You would be surprised by how much savings we will realize. That saving will be ploughed back into development and this is what I can promise. But I would remove that ‘100 days’.” https://www.naij.com/537121-shocking-video-buhari-knew-100-days-mantra-myth-elected.html |
frankg1:give my wife to start her business |
hello Nigeria, how Una dey, bawo ni, keedu, yaya de? |
pogba indeed |
d second one na brown ooooo, abi black mamba dey brown? |
A Ghanaian student's first day in a Nigerian
university.
It was the first day of the
session and a new direct entry student, Mensah, a
Ghanaian, joined the class in one of Nigeria's
universities.
The Lecturer said, "let's
begin by reviewing some
Nigerian history." The Lecturer asked who said, "I
shall return to die in the land
of my fathers?" She saw a sea of blank faces,
except
for Mensah, who had his
hand up. Mensah replied:
"King Jaja of Opobo, 1875"
"very good!" said lecturer.
Then she asked again, who
said, "The land use act will
feed the nation?" Again, no
response except from
Mensah: "Obasanjo, 1976."
The Lecturer snapped at the
class; "class, you should be
ashamed. Mensah, who is
new to our Country, knows
more about our history than
you do." The Lecturer heard a loud whisper:
"Ghana must
go" "who said that?" she
demanded, Mensah put his
hand up, "Buhari 1984."
At that point, a student at
the back scornfully said;
"Hmmm, you think you are
smart?" The Lecturer glared
and asked; "All right! Now,
who said that?" Again, Mensah said, "Babangida
to
Abiola, 1992." Now furious, another student
yelled; "Oh yeah! Eat this!" Mensah jumped out of
his chair waving his hand and
shouting to the Lecturer,
"Indian Mistress giving an apple to Abacha, 1998"
Now, with almost mob
hyseria, someone said; "You
little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you."
Mensah frantically yelled at the top of his voice;
"Chris Uba to Ngige, 2004!" The Lecturer fainted,
and as the class gathered around her on the floor,
someone said; "Oh shit, we're in Big trouble now!"
Mensah whispered; "Chimaroke Nnamani, Ayodele
Fayose and Lucky Igbinedon 2007" Someone
angrily said; "Dont answer him, he is a fool"
Mensah smiled replied; "Obansanjo to IBB, 2011"
Now the Lecturer manage to get up and asks
Mensah; pls, who are you? Show your self..
Mensah jumped, yelled and
said; Jonathan to BOKO
HARAM 2012
Class Captain shouted; "We are locking you up".
Mensah gently replied... Buhari to looters
2015'.... |
charityexplicit:tot as much... thanks. ![]() |
These two snakes was killed by me in my compound early in the morning within a week.... are they poisonous or not?
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Tranquill:abioooo... u are right my brother but we did not come to beg for food in your house....... alhamdulillah for that. as my papa poor reach manage to send me to school and u know what? poor man pikin like me is serving his fatherland ( koppa ). |
simple question, because they are bunch of haters.... Chelsea!!! first London club to win champions league. u kon say make Wenger no hate.. when since him don take over at arsenal him never still win am... |
hmmm.... our money. |
4,5,6 tho.. |
y u no go see, xpecially dos ones with FUFU |
innalillahi was inna ilai rojihun |

