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Politics › History Of Fuel Price Increases In Nigeria... by hapheeyxz(op): 9:50pm On Jan 03, 2016
HISTORY OF FUEL PRICE INCREASES IN NIGERIA.

(K for kobo, N for Naira)
•Gowon - from 6k to 8.45kobo
•Murtala - from 8.45k to 9k
•Obasanjo - from 9k to 15.3k
•Shagari - from 15.3k to 20k
•Buhari - from 20k to 20k (Price remains the
same)
•Babangida - from 20k to 39.5k
•Babangida - from 39.5k to 42k
•Babangida - from 42k to 60k (Private
Vehicles)
•Babangida - from 60k to 70k
•Shonekan - from 70k to N5 (Naira)
•Abacha - from N5 to N3.25k (Price drops)
•Abacha - from N3.25k to N15
•Abacha - from N15 to N11 (Price drops)
•Abubakar - from N11 to N25
•Abubakar - from N25 to N20 (Price drops)
•Obasanjo - from N20 to N30
•Obasanjo - from N30 to N22 (Price drops)
•Obasanjo - from N22 to N26
•Obasanjo - from N26 to N42
•Obasanjo - from N42 to N50
•Obasanjo - from N50 to N65
•Obasanjo - from N65 to N75
•Yar'Adua - from N75 to N65 (Price drops)
•Jonathan - (New year present) N141
•Jonathan - (After labor strike) N97
°Jonathan - (Before election) N97 to N87
°Buhari - (again) from N87 to N86.50k (Price drops
after removing the fraudulent subsidy)
BUHARI and YAR'ADUA did not increase
prices. In fact, YARADUA reduced the pump price
from N75 to N65. Buhari is back again to reduce
the price even after removing the FUEL subsidy
that has proven to be a monumental fraud in
NNPC over the years, the first of its kind in the
history of Nigeria. It's only a Buhari that can do
this for us in Nigeria. May God give him more
wisdom and long life to take Nigeria back to the
top again!
Education › Solve These Questions Before The End Of This Year!!! by hapheeyxz(op): 8:20pm On Dec 30, 2015
GCE MATHEMATICS EXAM PAPER
Time: 2Hrs 30MINS
INSTRUCTIONS: ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS.
ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS.

1. You have dated a girl for 2 years, eventually she drops you for another guy. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. (20 marks)

2. You bought a phone for your girlfriend and she gave it to another guy. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. (20 marks)

3. (For Boys) You're dating around 15 girls and every girl is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 6s (a) Plot a graph of girls against prices of phones. (15marks)
(b) Use your graph to estimate your future poverty (5marks)

4. You are dating other peoples' sisters yet you don't want to see any guy with your sister. Calculate the Percentage Error in your Thinking Capacity. (20 marks)

5. You are a civil servant, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than 350k. Your daughter who is awaiting UME result is using iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy both worth 350k. Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. (20 marks)

6. (For girls) You're a girl and you have dated 20 guys with hard labor, use the law of deminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. (20 marks)

7. You can't give your wife 1k for a pot of soup, but you spend over 10k in bars and resturant. Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142(20 marks)

BEST OF GOOD LUCK!
Advice from the invigilator: We are close to the end of 2015. Please drop all your bad characters before January 1, 2016☺
Christianity Etc › Re: Deceipt Of Islam And Allah Messenger Muhammad by hapheeyxz: 10:19pm On Dec 17, 2015
Abu Banaat
# STRANGE
-while the unbelievers were busy calling HIM a
pedophile
-the muslims were busy faulting sahih bukhari so
as to "cover-up" the issue
-the aged were like: that's extremism
.
Aisha radiAllahu anha said, I was given in
marriage to the rasul salallahu alayhi wassalam
when I was 6yrs old, and he consumated the
marriage when I was 9 (sahih bukhari)
Rather than call it a da'eef hadith, to please ur
non-muslim friends who are insulting ur nabi,
shut-up, ask the scholars for sharh, read more
about seerah and perhaps Allah may grant u d
hikmah behind it.
.
No doubt, there are some ahadith in the sahih of
al bukhari that has some loop holes, Allah only
promised to protect the Quran and not sahih
bukhari
.
Have u ever asked urself?
Why is it that during the days of quraysh, they
called the rasul:
Magician, madman, and the likes but NEVER
called him a pedophile?
They never raised any question about his
marriage to aisha, why?
because it was NORMAL at that time, girls at dat
age were suitable for marriage at dat time, did u
know:
-saint augustine (350AD) married a 10 year old
girl!
-
-king richard 11 (1400AD) he married a 7yr old
girl.
-henry V111 (1500AD) he married a 5yrs old girl
Even in the BIBLE it says:
..But save for yourself every girl who has never
slept with a man (numbers 31. 17:28)
.
According to the catholic encyclopedia, mary the
mother of jeses was 12 when she married the 99
years old joseph
Before 1929, church of england ministers could
marry 12yrs old girls in britain.
Up till 1983, catholic canon laws permitted
priests to marry off brides at the age of 12.
In the united states, back in 1880, in the state of
delaware, the minimum age for marriage was
7yrs and in california it was 10.
So aisha radiAllahu anha was NOT a child when
she was married!
.
We live in a society where good is condemned at
every slight opportunity but evil is encouraged
even when its flaws are crystal clear.
I just heard that sanusi lamido's recent marriage
to an 18yr old was strongly condemned!
How strange
The damn constitution says:
An 18yrs old can vote
An 18yrs old can go to jail
An 18yrs old can contest for political positions
An 18yrs old can travel outside d country all
alone
And YET, an 18yrs old can't marry?
But our 12yrs old nicki minajs are having
boyfriends!
.
I dont know why AISHA radiAllahu anha is always
a topic for people.
-Hadithul ifk was because of her
-the shias are running their mouths because of her
-her marriage is still a debate till date
Did u know?
When safiyyah bint huyay was married to the
rasul, she was just 17yrs old? And that was her
THIRD marriage
She was initially married to salam ibn abi haqiq
and later to kinanah ibn abi haqiq!
Imagine how old she was during her first
marriage?
-a female companion(whom I have forgotten her
name) became a GRAND mother at the age of
18!
.
Are u clarified now?
Okoro, Go back to ur village and ask ur
grandmother how old she was when she got
married!
-I married my wife when she was 19 and I found
khayr in it.
-if I live long and I have a daughter, she will be
available for marriage at the age of 16!
-If u still have a problem wit early marriage, pls
kindly visit the old people's home, there are lots
of 90 years old women for u to marry there.
Afterall life is all about choice.
Allahul musta'an
Romance › Piece Of Advice For Us All.... Check It Out. by hapheeyxz(op): 8:31pm On Dec 16, 2015
Sometimes you just have to pick yourself up and carry on

Crime › Girls/ladies/women Please Be Warned!!! Very Important... by hapheeyxz(op): 9:03pm On Dec 15, 2015
GIRLS/LADIES/WOMEN PLEASE BE WARNED.

VERY IMPORTANT.

PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE!!!!!!!

Please pay close attention to what you are about to read.

The use of 'ROHYPNOL' to commit crime: -

A woman was taken by 5 men, who according to hospital and police report was raped by a gang before being dumped at a bus
station!

Though she was unable to remember the events of the previous evening, tests conducted revealed that she had been raped repeatedly.

There was a trace of Rohypnol in her blood.

Rohypnol, is presently being used as a date rape drug.

It is actually a small sterilization pill which is now being used by rapists to drug their targets at parties.

The drug makes the mind of the target (would be victim) go blank so that she does not remember anything that transpired and worse still, the drug sterilizes the victim so that she doesn't conceive from the rape and the rapist need not worry about having his identity revealed later by a paternity test.

The real bad news is that the drug's side effects ARE NOT TEMPORARY, they are
PERMANENT.

Any female that takes it WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO CONCEIVE.

The drug is
administered by dropping it into the target's drink.

The girl wouldn't remember a thing the next morning, nothing at all that had taken place the night before will she remember.

Rohypnol, dissolves rapidly and easily in drinks, leaving no taste and no change in color which makes it impossible to detect.

These weasels can get this drug from anyone who is in the vet school or any medical university.

It's that easy and Rohypnol is about to break out big on campuses everywhere.

Believe it or not, there are even sites on the internet telling people how to use it.

Please forward this to everyone you know, especially girls.

Girls, please be careful when you're out, especially on a date, don't leave your drink unattended.

(Buy your own drinks, ensure bottles or cans received are unopened or sealed; don't even taste someone else's drink).

There has already been a report in Nigeria of girls' drinks being spiked by Rohypnol.

For guys - Please inform all your female family members, relatives and friends.

Remember you also have sisters or might one day have a daughter(s).

Important News are meant to be passed on, please don't keep or ignore.

This was sent to me and I feel I should pass it on so that we are better equipped to protect our loved ones.

Please share to protect and save lives.
Jokes Etc › 9 Facts That Are Still Hidden From Us by hapheeyxz(op): 11:02pm On Dec 10, 2015
9 Facts That Are Still Hidden From Us

1. 69% of people in Australia don't drink milk.

2. Snakes vision is up to 5km.

3. A man can touch sun if his body is completely surrounded by mercury.

4. No twins have been born till now in Greenland.

5. Zebras doesn't have a liver.

6. All the above details are false.

7. Thanks for believing for a while.

8. Today is not April 1st.

9. But a fool is a fool no matter the time and day*ROTFL* angry
Romance › Re: Girls Bring Yourselves Back!!! by hapheeyxz(op): 6:27am On Nov 25, 2015
cruzita:
since dey can't being themselves back.help dem shikina
Hmmmm.
Romance › Girls Bring Yourselves Back!!! by hapheeyxz(op): 9:36pm On Nov 24, 2015
BRING BACK OUR GIRLS.

Recently, words like change has gained unprecedented fame. So also has the Bring Back Our Girls mantra, no thanks to the blood thirsty deadly sect – Boko Haram. Even the hash tag on twitter can testify to this. Anyway, this piece is not for our Chibok girls. But for using their mantra, we must acknowledge their lingering memory. Our heart is still up, hoping they will be free from the shackles of these intelligent fools, soon. Very soon. We share your pains girls. May you gain freedom soon.

Have you ever tried to look back to those days? – days when our today mothers were girls. In their time as girls, women were a thing treasure. Life was sweeter because despite the low advancement in technology and civilization, modesty thrives. What do we have today? All we have is resurrection of technological sophistry like never before and murder of modesty and chastity. Our society thrives on profaneness. Dishearteningly!

Take a stroll on our roads, you see that the veil of shame has been divulge from our girls and even our boys. A trip to our campuses will further vindicate my point. Here and there, we see a society laced with shamelessness.
Back then, our mothers were role models to their sons and daughters. But, now can our girls – who are our mother-to-be – be our role model. The answer is no. Capital NO! Unless the needful is done.

Sex has gained fame among us. Loss of virginity is preferred to loss of one’s smartphone or deduction of one’s airtime by any network service provider. Then, virginity was a thing of pride. But now, we careless. Now, it is as worthless as dust. When the world is said to have changed, it is not as if the sun shines in the night or moon glow in the day but because societal norms of morality and modesty is almost in extinction. The right had been wronged and the wrong righted. How painful.

The Prophet of Allaah says: “Modesty is the best of virtues or modesty is part of worship” If you are modest, you will conform to the best of behaviour. If you are modest, you will have unbridled level of uprightness. This earns you love from your inner self, your co-humans and essentially your Creator.

Life devoid of modesty is akin to the animal world. Animals in their world careless. They mate wherever – public, private, anywhere. They show less concern to what they do and how they do it. Now I ask ‘Are we any different from the animals with our approach to life?’ We can’t run away from this bizarre quagmire unless we bring back our girls. Bring back our girls from this brutal doom that stay them in the eyes like two lovebirds on their first love date. My emphasis is on our girls because they are the nation builders. They are the wings upon which the society soar to a high or a low. The prophet said: “Train a man, then you train a person. But train a woman and you’ve trained a nation”

We love our women; we treasure them; we value them. Unfortunately, we’ve lost them. Please Bring Back Our Girls!!! Bring Back Our Girls!!! Or better still, Girls Bring Yourselves back...

Health › What Do You Know About CANCER? by hapheeyxz(op): 7:37pm On Nov 24, 2015
Hello, friends. For good instruction in feeding and lifestyle habits, this educative article should be read by everyone. Please, do someone a favor by passing it on. Thank you.

"Johns Hopkins Cancer Update:
AFTER YEARS OF TELLING PEOPLE CHEMOTHERAPY IS THE ONLY WAY TO TRY ('TRY', BEING THE KEY WORD) TO ELIMINATE CANCER, JOHNS HOPKINS IS FINALLY STARTING TO TELL YOU THERE IS AN ALTERNATIVE WAY...

1. Every person has cancer cells in the body. These cancer cells do not show up in the standard tests until they have multiplied to a few billion. When doctors tell cancer patients that there are no more cancer cells in their bodies after treatment, it just means the tests are unable to detect the cancer cells because they have not reached the detectable size.

2. Cancer cells attacks occur between 6 to more than 10 times in a person's lifetime.

3. When the person's immune system is strong the cancer cells will be destroyed and prevented from multiplying and forming tumors.

4. When a person has cancer it indicates the person has nutritional deficiencies. These could be due to genetic, but also to environmental, food and lifestyle factors.

5. To overcome the multiple nutritional deficiencies, changing diet to eat more adequately and healthy 4-5 times/day and by including supplements will strengthen the immune system.

6. Chemotherapy involves poisoning the rapidly-growing cancer cells and also destroys rapidly-growing healthy cells in the bone marrow, gastrointestinal tract etc., and can cause organ damage, like liver, kidneys, heart, lungs etc.

7. Radiation while destroying cancer cells also burns, scars and damages healthy cells, tissues and organs.

8. Initial treatment with chemotherapy and radiation will often reduce tumor size.
However prolonged use of chemotherapy and radiation do not result in more tumor destruction.

9. When the body has too much toxic burden from
chemotherapy and radiation the immune system is either
compromised or destroyed, hence the person can succumb to various kinds of infections and complications.

10. Chemotherapy and radiation can cause cancer cells to mutate and become resistant and difficult to destroy. Surgery can also cause cancer cells to spread to other sites.

11. An effective way to battle cancer is to starve the cancer cells by not feeding it with the foods it needs to multiply.

*CANCER CELLS FEED ON:

a. Sugar substitutes like NutraSweet, Equal, Spoonful, etc. are made with Aspartame and it is harmful. A better natural substitute would be Manuka honey or molasses, but only in very small amounts. Table salt has a chemical added to make it white in color. Better alternative is Bragg's aminos or sea salt.

b. Milk causes the body to produce mucus, especially in the gastro-intestinal tract. Cancer feeds on mucus. By cutting off milk and substituting with unsweetened soy milk, cancer cells are being starved.

c. Cancer cells thrive in an acid environment. A meat-based diet is acidic. Meat also contains livestock antibiotics, growth hormones and parasites, which are all harmful, especially to people with cancer.

d. A diet made of 80% fresh vegetables and juice, whole
grains, seeds, nuts and a little fruits help put the body into an alkaline environment. About 20% can be from cooked food including beans. Fresh vegetable juices provide live enzymes that are easily absorbed and reach down to cellular levels within 15 minutes to nourish and enhance growth of healthy cells. To obtain live enzymes for building healthy cells try and drink fresh vegetable juice (most vegetables including bean sprouts) and eat some raw vegetables 2 or 3 times a day. Not cooked. Enzymes are destroyed at
temperatures of 104 degrees F (40 degrees C).

e. Avoid coffee, tea, and chocolate, which have high
caffeine Green tea is a better alternative and has cancer fighting properties. Water-best to drink purified water, or filtered, to avoid known toxins and heavy metals in tap water. Distilled water is acidic (or at least not alkaline enough), avoid it.

12. Meat protein is difficult to digest and requires a lot of digestive enzymes. Undigested meat remaining in the intestines becomes putrefied and leads to more toxic buildup.

13.. Cancer cell walls have a tough protein covering. By
refraining from meat it frees more enzymes to attack the protein walls of cancer cells and allows the body's killer cells to destroy the cancer cells.

14. Some supplements build up the immune system
(IP6, Flor-ssence, Essiac, anti-oxidants, vitamins, minerals, EFAs etc.) to enable the body's own killer cells to destroy cancer cells. Other supplements like vitamin E are known to cause apoptosis, or programmed cell death, the body's normal method of disposing of damaged, unwanted, or unneeded cells.

15. Cancer is a disease of the mind, body, and spirit.

A proactive and positive spirit will help the cancer warrior be a survivor. Anger, unforgiveness and bitterness put the body into a stressful and acidic environment. Learn to have a loving and forgiving spirit. Learn to relax and enjoy life.

16. Cancer cells cannot thrive in an oxygenated
environment. Exercising daily, and deep breathing help to get more oxygen down to the cellular level. Oxygen therapy is another means employed to destroy cancer cells.


This is an article that should be sent to anyone important in your life...

A very informative article and should be circulated
Romance › Re: This Is Hilarious!!! Nairalanders, How True Is This? by hapheeyxz(op): 10:47am On Nov 24, 2015
Estharfabian:
Very true...undecided
Leave dem make dem dey form
Romance › This Is Hilarious!!! Nairalanders, How True Is This? by hapheeyxz(op): 9:19am On Nov 24, 2015
1. When you dump a girl from IBADAN(OYO) or OSUN,she'll create a scene & disgrace you.
2. Dump a girl from CALABAR, she'll
beat you & force you to love her again whether you like it or not.
3. Dump a girl from ABUJA, she'll cry
day & night.
4.Dump a girl from BENIN, she'll bewitch you and you will wake up with boils on your face.
5. Dump a girl from ENUGU, she'll take your name & picture to shrine.
6. Dump a girl from IMO, she won't
even notice it because she has so many sugar daddies.
7. Dump a girl from WARRI, she'll turn her bedroom to beer parlour & drink all sort of drinks until she gets high.
8. Dump a girl from LAGOS, she'll go round & sleep with all your friends.
9. Dump a girl from PORT
HARCOURT, in 2 weeks' time she'll invite you to her wedding.
10. Dump a girl from ANAMBRA, she'll tempt your dad & become your stepmother.
11. Dump a girl from KANO, she'll
report you to her dad in the army & you will marry her at gun point.
12. Dump an ABIA girl, she'll burn ur
property & apologize.
13. Dump a BAYELSA girl, you'll see her the next day in ur house with your elder brother.
14. Dump a girl from KOGI, no need
they have dumped you a long time ago.
15. Dump a girl from BENUE, am sorry you already have AIDS.
What do you think? ..true or nah? grin
Health › Re: Wrong Perceptions About Malaria And Typhoid Fever In Nigeria by hapheeyxz: 9:30am On Nov 23, 2015
What's your conclusion now?
NYSC › Very Urgent!!!!! by hapheeyxz(op): 6:14pm On Nov 20, 2015
AN EYE WITNESS POSTED THIS ON MCAN EKITI STATE BATCH B 2015 GROUP
On my way from abuja today I saw a very fatal accident
Luxurious bus on a night journey as was said , saw armed robbers and was den going backwards with reverse. Ran into an on coming trailer and dey both plunged into d river just after abaji b4 lokoja. Worst is it was loaded with corpers returning from camp and going home for deir two weeks leave

Pls if u have any one posted to d north pls contact the person and confirm his or her life status pls
Cos some of d faces can't b recognised

Some heads cut off some deformed beyond recognition
Was really a bloody accident

I wasn't allowed to take photos at d scene by d police officers present
Pls alert your people.....
Jokes Etc › Re: Fatal Accident Along Lagos Ibadan Express Way (graphic Pictures) by hapheeyxz: 9:14pm On Sep 30, 2015
good one @op.. love dis
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: FC Porto Vs Chelsea: UCL (2 - 1) On 29th September 2015 by hapheeyxz: 8:42pm On Sep 29, 2015
joewizzy247:
c'mon porto.dnt spoil ma ticket pls.ist half win pls.rip chelsea apart 4 me
your own don ba u... 1-1
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: FC Porto Vs Chelsea: UCL (2 - 1) On 29th September 2015 by hapheeyxz: 8:40pm On Sep 29, 2015
[quote author=joewizzy247 post=38508634]c'mon porto.dnt spoil ma ticket pls.ist half win pls.rip chelsea apart 4 me[/quo
your own don ba u. 1-1
Celebrities › Re: Rihanna Shares Some Sexy Bikini Photos #nip*ple by hapheeyxz: 9:26am On Sep 26, 2015
la click, la bend, la collapse
Education › Re: 10 Lessons From The HEN by hapheeyxz(op): 10:21am On Sep 23, 2015
eldave:
Thanks Op! Just what I need this period that feel like a looser.
hmmmmm, face your saviour and am sure he will help you overcome all your worries.
Education › 10 Lessons From The HEN by hapheeyxz(op): 7:10am On Sep 23, 2015
Lessons from the HEN:
1. She first lays enough eggs before sitting on them: GOOD PLANNING.
2. When she starts sitting on her eggs, she minimizes movement: DISCIPLINE.
3. She physically loses weight while sitting on her eggs due to decreased feeding: SACRIFICE and SELF DENIAL.
4. She can sit on eggs from another hen: INDISCRIMINATE and GENEROUS.
5. She sits on her eggs for 21 days, patiently waiting and even if they don't hatch she will still lay eggs again: FAITH, HOPE and COURAGE.
6. She detects unfertilized eggs and rolls them out: SENSITIVE and DISCERNING.
7. She abandons the rotten eggs and starts caring for the hatched chicks even if it is only one: WISE, CONSCIOUS and REALISTIC.
8. No one can touch her chick: PROTECTIVE LOVE.
9. She gathers all her Chicks together: UNITY of PURPOSE.
10. She doesn't abandon her chicks before they mature: MENTORING
Live your dreams, one day they shall hatch and you shall see them grow. Good day and av a peaceful day Ahead........
Nairaland General › Re: Aaah! Scissors Found Inside Belly (stomach) Of Nigerian Pilgrim In Saudi Arabia by hapheeyxz: 10:50pm On Sep 22, 2015
how e kon take be laughing matter.. smh.
Romance › Re: My Advice To Ladies by hapheeyxz(op): 10:17pm On Sep 22, 2015
Hazardd:
What's this one saying?
what did you see jawee my bwoda?
Romance › Re: My Advice To Ladies by hapheeyxz(op): 10:16pm On Sep 22, 2015
grin
Jokes Etc › This Is A Dilemma by hapheeyxz(op): 9:57pm On Sep 22, 2015
A guy got so high and was searching for his missing phone with the torchlight from the same phone he was looking for. Since he was so worried with the search and almost in tears, his close friend who was also high joined him in this serious search. After 2hours of searching, his phone rang, he picked the call and quickly told the caller: "I'll call you back, am trying to look for my phone" and he angrily cut the call and continued to search for the phone he just answered a call from. He decided to use the same phone to try calling his line and when he got a busy signal, he turned to his friend and said: " Guy forget, that phone don go, the person wey thief am dey cut as I call am just now".
Romance › My Advice To Ladies by hapheeyxz(op): 9:52pm On Sep 22, 2015
MY ADVICE TO LADIES!!!!!
Sissy, before you handover your boobs to a Man, check how he drinks 'sachet water '. It helps a lot!!!
Don't thank ME!!.... it's my pleasure already.... What are Friends for?
Islam › Annual Distribution Of Sallah Gift by hapheeyxz(op): 10:57pm On Sep 19, 2015
I Have Began my annual Distribution of SALLAH GIFTs(Rams for Family) as usual.

PLEASE MEET THE REQUIREMENT BELOW TO GET YOURS..

1. Submit your Birth Certificate (Original Copy).

2. One Valid Identification Card.

3. Police Report that you have never committed any crime in your life.

4. International Passport (if you don't have one, go and get it).

5. Marriage Certificate (if married)

6. Consent Of Parents (for those below 17yrs).

7. Picture Of Us (to prove that we are close).

8. 4Copies Of 2x2 Pics (blue background).

9. Report Card/Result sheet ( for students and undergraduates only).

10. Provide Drivers license (if any)

11. Provide your CGPA (must not be less than 3.8

12. Write an Essay (Explain why I should give you the Sallah present)... Not less than 800 words.-with proper margin.Correct English grammar and right use of punctuations. Pls use green pen...

NB- Submit your application on or b4 tomorrow.

1 big ram.
Family › Re: A Text Message Almost Destroy His Family ( Picture) by hapheeyxz: 4:56pm On Sep 19, 2015
grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Hilarious love letter by hapheeyxz: 10:35pm On Sep 18, 2015
lubish
Romance › Re: Five Topics You NEED To Discuss With Your Dating Partner Before Marriage by hapheeyxz: 10:33pm On Sep 18, 2015
k
Politics › Re: [photos] Troops Reopens School In Gwoza, Arrest Fleeing Boko Haram Members by hapheeyxz: 10:32pm On Sep 18, 2015
good
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Breaking News!!! Please Be Your Brothers' Keeper By Broadcasting by hapheeyxz(op): 9:54pm On Sep 18, 2015
Hollabesea:
onijagidijagan cheesy tongue
meaning what ma'am?
Jobs/Vacancies › Breaking News!!! Please Be Your Brothers' Keeper By Broadcasting by hapheeyxz(op): 9:45pm On Sep 18, 2015
Please be your brothers' keeper by broadcasting.


The Lagos State Health Service Commission is requesting for application from suitably qualified candidates to fill the
following vacant positions in the various General Hospitals across the State:

Consultants - 4

Prin. Medical Officers - 2

Snr. Medical Officer. - 1

Medical Officers - 12

Dental Officer - 1

Medical Lab. Scientist. - 1

Pharmacists - 7

Radiographers - 28

X-Ray Technicians/Dark Room Assistants - 18

Matron - 1

Nursing Sisters - 35

Hospital Administrator - 1

Social Welfare Officer - 1

Engineers II - 3

Pharmacy Technician - 1

Health Record Officers/Technicians - 7

Data Entry Assistants - 4

Driver Mechanics - 3

Craftmen - 8

Craftmen (Tailoring) - 2

Cook - 1

Health Attendants - 12


ENTRY REQUIREMENTS:

CONSULTANTS

All applicants for Consultant position must have passed the Part II Final Examination of the Fellowship of the West African College of Surgeons or the National Post Graduate Medical
College or its equivalent in the area of Radiology, Paediatrics
(Neonatology), Internal Medicine (Cardiology), and Pathology (Chemical Pathology).

PRINCIPAL MEDICAL OFFICERS

A Degree in Medicine and Post NYSC full registration with the Medical and Dental Council of Nigeria plus at least Twelve
(12) years post qualification cognate experience.

SENIOR MEDICAL OFFICERS

A Degree in Medicine and Post NYSC full registration with the Medical and Dental Council of Nigeria plus 6 - 9 years post
qualification cognate experience.

MEDICAL/DENTAL OFFICERS

A Degree in Medicine and Post NYSC full registration with the Medical and Dental Council of Nigeria plus at least One (1)
year post qualification cognate experience.

MEDICAL LABORATORY SCIENTISTS

(a)Haematology (b) Chemical Pathology
Candidates must be holder of AIMLS (T), Bsc plus AIMLS or
Bachelor Degree in Medical Laboratory Science (BMLS).
Candidates must have completed NYSC and licensed by the
Medical laboratory Science Council of Nigeria

PHARMACISTS

Bachelor of Pharmacy Degree, Post NYSC full registration with the Pharmacist Registration Board of Nigeria.

PHARMACY TECHNICIANS

Candidates must have completed the 3 year training program at the School of Health Technology and obtained the registration of the Institute of Medical Laboratory Technology
for Technicians.

RADIOGRAPHERS

Candidates must have a Bachelor of Science Degree in Medical Radiography or DCR London (Diploma in
Radiography) from any of the recognized Institutions both locally and abroad plus registration with the Board of Radiographers of Nigeria. Candidates must have completed NYSC.

X-RAY TECHNICIANS

Candidates must have a West African School Certificate plus 2 years training program at the School of Health Technology or 2 Years training plus 1 Year Advanced training at the School of Health Technology.

MATRON

Basic requirements: Registered Nurse (RN), Registered Midwife
(RM) and BNSc Nursing certificates is required plus at least
Twelve (12) years post qualification cognate experience.

NURSING SISTERS

Basic requirements: Registered Nurse (RN), Registered Midwife
(RM) and BNSc Nursing certificates is required in area of specialization where applicable. BNSc candidates must have
completed NYSC.

HOSPITAL ADMINISTRATOR

Candidates must have a Bachelor Degree in any Social Sciences obtained from recognized university and must have
completed NYSC.

SOCIAL WELFARE OFFICER

Candidates must have a Bachelor Degree in Social Work or any of the relevant Social Sciences obtained from recognized
university and must have completed NYSC

ENGINEERS

Candidates must have Bachelor of Science Degree in appropriate engineering field plus membership of Nigerian
Society of Engineers or COREN. Candidates must have completed NYSC

HEALTH RECORD OFFICERS/TECHNICIANS

a) Candidates must have a Higher National Diploma (HND) in Medical Records/Biostatistics and must be licensed by the
Health Information Registration Board. Candidates must have
completed NYSC

b) Candidates must have completed the 3 year training program at the School of Health Technology plus Membership
of the Association of Medical Records Technicians.

DATA ENTRY ASSISTANTS

Candidates must have 4 Credits in West Africa School Certificate (WASC) or General Certificate of Education (GCE)
plus ability to read and write. Knowledge in computer would
be an added advantage.

DRIVER MECHANICS

Candidates must have 4 Credits in West Africa School Certificate (WASC) or General Certificate of Education (GCE)
and a valid Class "C"Driver Licence plus ability to read and write.

CRAFTSMEN

Candidates must have 4 Credits in West Africa School Certificate (WASC) or General Certificate of Education (GCE) plus a pass in the Federal Ministry of Labour Trade Test Class III in the appropriate trade.

COOKS

Candidates must have 4 Credits in West Africa School Leaving
Certificate (WASC) or General Certificate in Education (GCE) plus ability to read and write.

HEALTH ATTENDANTS

Candidates must have 4 Credits in West Africa School Leaving Certificate (WASC) or General Certificate in Education (GCE) plus ability to read and write.

METHOD OF APPLICATION:

All interested applicants should visit our website at
www.hsc@lagosstate.gov.ng for Entry Requirements and download the Health Service Commission Employment Application Form,Copies of credentials, curriculum vitae and two (2) passport -size recent photographs are to be attached to completed
Application Form.

Applicants must ensure that their completed application forms reach the Permanent Secretary, Health Service Commission, 1 Ganiu Smith Street, Lagos Island, Lagos within two (2) weeks of publication of this advertisement.

ANNOUNCER
Dr. Jemilade A. Longe

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