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Vote right else we probably starve next year

Nicepoker:
Happy boy you will soon become a dad.

Werey �

Candidlady:
Prior to the test.. ask the hope how many times they have had unprotected sex.. he only stopped having sex with her three days ago..


The prolly had numerous uncountable sex last week or even last two weeks... so mr gynecologist ask op how many times he had sex with her last week or last month...


How old is the girl sef

It's been over a month we had sex untill she called for me to come this Monday we do see almost everyday but I made sure no sexual stuffs in play

Streetmovement:
Wotoporiously speaking

They Gon pin shit on you cuz your ignorance

In all your doings endeavour not to be ignorant.

You have a phone and google in it that's the cheapest you could have gone to find out shit for yourself rather than come here to lament.

Gone are the days women use to threaten niggas with pregnancy except na just money factor and you're still under your parents.

A nigga like me if you tell me you're pregnant I will just laugh especially if I know it's not mine cuz you'll be left alone to proof it, na you go dey beg me sef with your lying ass

That pregnancy is not yours man except there's something you're not telling us

I can show you every proof that I'm not telling a lie here

Acadia07:
Why isn't her contact saved on your phone? Why are you exposing her contact on a public forum?

That's not hers

Sheistoopretty:
Congratulations Papa Chukwudi

Abeg anwer the question I'm I really responsible it's not three days yet sef

So I had this girl we really close we had sex couples of times so I stop having sex with her Just for reasons best known to me so fast forward to to this Monday she called for me to come over
So I meet her at the shop in the evening we chatted a little then she start all the romance and stuffs I'm not a saint but I resist her until I couldn't we had sex unprotected until she called that she having symptoms of pregnancy yesterday I got pregnancy test kit then figure out shes really pregnant
Is really possible to get pregnant in three days??

Abeg you can critcise me buh just answer the question please

Noted I'm not afraid of taking responsibility I just want to be sure I'm not the fool here

I hope ASUU just call it off n wait for the next regime hopefully peter obi then we be able to settle it all buh
if we keep waiting for that old ido$t up there we definitely not resuming anytime soon

like say them never Bleep before smh

A fool @80 is a fool till death

Please I need a specific budget of how much to spend to take a case to court of appeals

Lols first of all what Will a 38 years old woman be seeking advice here in nairaland when you mom and everyone who cares about you already told you the truth
It this post happens to be true because I know it not then you a very wicked and selfish woman

This this frustrated Nigerian ladies the deed is done and it can't be undone yul family have accepted so what is all this stupidity for

And if you do a background check most of those girls dragging her are sleeping with married, doing hook up, have a broken home or even cheating on there spouse

Wtf
How will a son be sexually attracted to his mom like been too close to me sister self irritates me not to mention my mom
It's time they blow the Trumpet this world is gone

Girl watch porn more than boys

Thank God for you bruh

you need to work on yourself you can't wait for woman to come build a home with you when you have no plans or directions get your life on track and when a woman comess everything will fall into place

Terrorist

Congratulations leaving Nigeria self is an achievement on it own

blowjohn:
Be reasonable.
When u fail jamb and waec the first time, were u not desperate to pass?
Politics is his domain. He wants to pass too

I have never fail or rewrite any exam in my life so I can't relate

even ashewo dey get rules they guy look like one moderator on nairaland mah no call name make they no add to my ban

I have supported atiku in the past but presently his not the president Nigeria needs right now there's no time for practical we need some one more experience and capable
this man is just too desperate
Make him rest abeg

see better work I have all the requirements
How can I apply

Ass is life
Life is ass
From there we come
Frome there we Sha all go
I dedicate this to my humble self
And to all the real niggas

abeg make una do part 2

After what buhari did We don't need a Northern to rule us for now
The last time a youruba man rules this country we all know how it goes igbo too stand a chance but a Northern is a big no

Life is really unfair to the poor

The dice keep rolling