kingxsamz:
eyah, and my sis do naming ceremony today...I for don find u one full plate of jollof.

So uno geh food for house?

Alonso91:
.....


So yu no c any ceremony go chop as e plenty reach?

U no geh chill o

Hw can I b going to uninvited ceremony to chop?

amani63:
Thank you big bros

Kpako dress

Abeg who geh food for house?

Ebi npami

Adey hungry since morning I never chop

Neighbors no gree gimme Xmas food



So who's truly a friend here

idibe24:
is very bad for mature man like u to say dat word outside let me advice u go fvck fowl.

Hw many fowls u don fvck b4

Yeligray:
An issue of Domestic violence gone ugly.. If he had been patient he wouldn't be dead.. Patience, tolerance, love, understanding, should be in a marriage... Women are very dangerous when they are angry.. R.I.P to the dead.

And u believe d story

makydebbie:
When I'm also working for my money, what's my business with his money?

I tot it's wt keeps u waiting

Buh nw dat u've prove me wrong

Hw wil u guys av children since u've not master it's procedure

makydebbie:
No thank you, I'll choose him anyday, anytime over anyone.

Buh did u know dat money will finish

Only reality will be left

LuvSwollenPussy:

Dont shift d topic. Stop hiding ur secret yamayama...that's d context

Trying to justify ursef is further evidence

What is not gud is bad

U av to stop it bro

makydebbie:
Anytime the urge comes, we start praying.

Heyya dear! U can leave dat impotent and kom to papa na

Disaster

LuvSwollenPussy:

Sorry to disappoint you, no be secret for my side... guys dey do am wella ...that's why I fit talk am

If you consider it a secret, it means you do it in hiding.

So tell us when last did u do it

makydebbie:
Hahahaha, we're both virgins pls.

Tell me something

So u guys av been using those stuffs instead of fvckin each other

Saintsammurai:
seriously you are very childish..
The little chance you have in having anything to do with her has just been ruined by this your foolish post..
How will you now expect her to reply your pm?
You Fall my hand guy.

Da fvck u saying PM as in?

She's already fall 4 me, I don't need pm to get her

Bro d stupidity u instil in dis ur imagination is 2 big 4 me

MhizzAJ:

Something is wrong with your brain

Yep!

Have been starve of sex and it's really affecting my brain

makydebbie:
I fit buy you soap or Vaseline sha.

I don't go down with those stuffs

Maybe ur guy may need it when u'r not around

duduwest:
if you think it's a must for you to do it tonight then go to your toilet by the right side there's a hole just put foam or anything there, you're good to go

Did u know dat u'r indirectly leaking ur dirty secret

MhizzAJ:
SMH

How much will it cost me

LuvSwollenPussy:
Go buy N200 bread, put hole by the edge, dey fucck d hole for the mean time.

There are other ways u can say this without leaking ur dirty secret na bro

Bro were da fvck u going

Wanna kill yasef

Just try and face reality, life is not fair but we still live in it

There are alots of peeps out there u can still help even wit dis ya condition

Everyday u've been surviving and trust me u will keep surviving till u make it

I swear I've never fvck olosho b4 in my life

Last night my friend took me to a brothel buh I don't get down with them oloshos

And since last week have never fvck

Only two girls on nairaland i wish and pray to fvck


IAMSASHY and MhizzAJ if both can have a night with me, it's more than enough for Xmas and new year gift

75% of what makes her body is fats

esthy86:
i dnt see anything dat will push me to fall




all i know is dat u should go nd shave off dat bears,bros check am nh,e no fit u

Yinmu!

Keep lying to ursef

BTW were does ur breast located at ur dp and da ur nose sef wan resemble my own

U sure say u no b my twin sister brother

NeeKlaus:

Oga, he's a guy. I know when he registered here and how he was forming French man. Even flirting with some ladies here...

Don't be fooled, biko. I just wonder who's the Lady on his dp and if she knows her pic is being used.

Don't mind Bluntboy he's mocking dat animal dat lost his real home (the zoo) and find himself among human beings ewa

The gel am dating, her parents doesn't like me buh she really loves me

Neimar:


no na ur teeth dy dia...unsexy cow

Na cow dey recognize cow na

BTW ppl wey dey see my pix knw say I no b cow

Hw are we sure dat u don't av a cow features since we don't see ur image not even in ya dp

RealLandForSale:
Tan suede eyelet dress. Price is N5500. Slightly negotiable. PM for more details. Payment only after delivery.

I can get dis 4 my girl o

Buh d money is too high na

OP were do u stay?

Neimar:
oga u re fugly nd wogly abeg

U wey no ugly Since 2016 u can't boost of ur image here

U sure say na pics dey ur fb

vinceee:



Right, am not to indulge dumb asses like you.
Bleep off bruv!

Even ryt in my bed here I can notice dat d frustration of not seeing wht to eat dis 9te has really got u

Modified; here u go manage it