₦airaland Forum

kbzee11:
Me & u against the world baby...

Who dis 1 dey follow talk

Mad ppl full dis thread

Dat mrbolt555 guy just be analyzing Nigeria women like he wasn't born by one.

Like seriously hungry and frustrated souls on one thread

6bytgz8

Sure banker

6.20 odds

One game

fajohnson:
vv

fajohnson:
bxb

fajohnson:
vzv

fajohnson:
hj

fajohnson:
Hxbh

fajohnson:
Bbb

fajohnson:
Ggg

U dey craze ?

fajohnson:
vv

fajohnson:
bxb

fajohnson:
vzv

fajohnson:
hj

fajohnson:
Hxbh

fajohnson:
Bbb

fajohnson:
Ggg

U dey craze

There must be an insider

Someone must have give the thieves information


All those folks talking Nigeria above are fools

teewhizzy4real:
all I see hia is an agbero and #250 olosho. issorait

U talking to an agbero dat may buy ur whole family

teewhizzy4real:
all I see hia is an agbero and #250 olosho. issorait

U talking to an agbero dat may buy ur whole family

Oxster:
U sure say u don Bleep her or you won just make mouth tonyt?

See Jamb kweshon

She's been disturbing a nigga to kom around 4 more

CplusJason:
Is she using Ebony relaxer cream to rub her hands?

No na ozone she dey use

Mumu lyk u can't just appreciate beauty

Met this one days ago and we are already fvckin...

Ship those cars kom 9ja at some discounted price base on the condition, then u become a millionaire

People be blaming Nigeria for it condition

But who will blame them for their own condition

Explorers:
50years from now, people will see the attached cars and ask this same question.

So true

alexistaiwo:

FTC.


Let me go and check this abandoned quarry I saw while traveling to Hong Kong the other day.

We never can tell, I might find some abandoned common sense stashed away there.
Some people really need it.

Message to all Nairalanders (Romancelanders in particular)
This is 2018.
Buy sense, if that fails.
Borrow sense, if that fails.
Pray for sense and if that fails.
Pretend to have sense.

And you think you have one

Typical Nigeria guy battling a bone like dog......

Which kyn ugly face b dis

Caricature like

kinsoko:
more ideas Pls......... What of mini importation or mini exportation

Bros me sef geh 100k so bring ur own join my own may we use am celebrate new year

Gofwane:
so after choosing, what happens then?

D tin weak me sef

Emhicee:
Sorry o Mr high life..
If living a high life means putting your education to shame, lemme remain a low life..
This is a public place, if you don't have sense, just try and pretend you have an.

If u no geh moni hide ur face

Nairaland matter don tire me

See as senseless and immature folks full dis thread

Brunosamel:
You're the greatest mumu in nairaland

Then u must be the former one

Emhicee:
That's quite a conclusion to come into.. Obviously, you're a slowspoke.
Quit acting like a 3year old on gripe water..

Alaye swerve back to ur lowlife

By their post we shall know how frustrated there life can be

Woman raping a man is somehow rear

zombieTRACKER:
Come
Let me help you get a biafran citizen

Don't bother I already got a bae

reality17:
Soon ke.... with this ur moniker?

God is greater than the devil

johnstar:
China again



Choi



I regret been a black man

I shame for dis useless country 9ja


No hope for dis country

Oga u can exit the con3 while u still waiting

OK mine is on the way soon

donstan18:
Any fake story can be cooked up just to treat boredom.

Ride on.

Impotents have a restricted area in womens body

They will never believe something like this

Emhicee:
Its either Your brain is on World Tour or your village people are fanning themselves with your picture..

You don't av a gf so u will never know how it's feels like to av a virgin as a gf

See this my babe that am bragging about here

Aswear u won't believe that she's a virgin

She came to visit me after the holiday

Tho she been telling me that she's a virgin but I never mind her, so she don't normally talk about it anymore since I don't take her serious

I confirmed it myself last night

It's all goes like this...


****warning**** READERS DISCRETION

So we where in the bed together just gisting, when I started touching her, she seems irresponsive but was still forcing myself on her till we started kissing

I was pulling her skirts but she seems uncomfortable with it

As I was about to touch the pants she reminds me of her virginity but I just smile at her

Mhen you won't believe that I fingered her but my middle finger is not going anywhere so I tried the little finger but still the same

What I noticed is as I was forcing my finger in, she was like crying

Then I decided to use my mouth but she won't let me
But I still use it anyway

Omo da area was so clean, as in ehn the smell is like a strawberry and there was a little tick watery which I swallowed then I tried forcing my tongue inside but it not going while she keeps crying

At this point I now abort my plan to sex her but after everything she was now begging me to sleep with her but am afraid of virgins

The last girl I deflowered bleeds for three days I nearly ran away back then



SO GUYS ANY IDEA ON HOW I CAN DEFLOWER HER WITHOUT THE BLEEDING? COZ THAT'S WHAT AM AFRAID OF RIGHT NOW