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Fawklicant:
And the guy just threw away squirting season one! Just a little more technique and she would have been squirting like a fountain. Choi! See the kind babes we dey like na him my guy just pause the show! Anyways, there's always a first time for everything.

I laff at people saying she is possessed here. They don't know what they are missing
And yh you got it. My gf then was also a squirter.
This is why watching porn is good.
The first time we did it and she was shaking, I was a bit scared, but based on stuffs I've watched I knew I had hit a jackpot. Letting her go was not easy. Getting another "shaker" has been mission impossible for me

amzee:
Some people have no chill! This sounds as
a warning bell to most ladies out there, be
careful with the kind of pictures you take
and send to friends who might turnout to
be a betrayal..

CC Lalasticlala,Farano

She is not complaining
Y warn ladies?
The fool does not see y she is a fool y waste time telling her she is a fool.
By the way this is most likely from a porn video. So stop making it seem as if she was exposed without her knowing. That's likely a IndecentStar and does not give a bleep what anyone thinks abt her

Are u still thinking abt it?
Pay her nau
No girl will even suggest such to responsible guys. She most have seen that you are a love staved Mumu that has nothing to spend on

The way some people carry relationship for head.. Smh
Why live with inlaws Must you be in a relationship when u can't afford a house or still have your parents dictate to you how to spend or save money?
The guy is still a kid obviously

400billionman:
Some ladies are still scammers.

It doesnt change that fact.

A lady will know you love her and she loves you, she will be seducing you with skimpy dresses and she wont allow you to touch.

Later, nah so so monetary demands whixh if you dont meet, she go port . But if you don risk am spend like N20k, she go xonsider to open.

I am never afraid of a lady porting

400billionman:
Must a man take a lady to fast food before she decides to date him ?

My dating no pass my office and house..

That is my point.
The ball is in your court as a guy. I have discovered that the more I am upfront with ladies that asks for stuff the more the give me attention.
A lady does not have to ask you to take her anywhere, you shld be the one to arrange a good date for her according to your pocket. If she says it's too cheap for her, tell her off without mixing words.

So wrong. There is only one thing to know about women, "DON'T TAKE THEM TOO SERIOUS"
Simple
You want a girl to love you? Don't give her too much. (You can see a thread on front page today where a girl is wondering if she shld take a move on a guy she thinks is shy)
Chase them too much they run away.

If she is angry don't argue with her. Keep cool. She will be the one to come appeal to you to "talk nau"

Simple.

Cutehector:
Number one totally puts me off..... very very much..

How can I just meet u and d first thing u tell me is to ask me to take u out?


Deletes number mehn

My nigga. That is just it.
The way guys complain about women's slutfulness, you wld think it's that difficult to lay women without spending (if that is what the guy wants) or to simply delete such sluts from your life cos they have nothing to offer you anyway.

cassyrooy:
[size=45pt] I THINK YOU'VE GOT TO START small TOUCH TOUCH, unshy HIM[/size]

Funny but you are right. Just wat I advice too. They are already friends, why rush him? Seems she wants some, you know...

Afam1103:
My dear, the heart wants what the heart wants. If you like him then go for him.

You: am sure you know by now that I really like you. And I feel you do too. How come you never asked me out?

Thats a simple way to know what's on his mind.
He may feel you would never go out with him cos you have a job and he is in school and worse still, he may be afraid to loose the friendship cos he thinks you may stop being friends with him if he asks you out.

Don't think back on this time in your life and wish you had tried to find out what could have become of a life of love with him.

Take a leap of faith and see where it takes you.

Best of luck dear. I like your courage.

Good one there
But he does not have to ask her out, they are already friends and it's obvious they have some alone time together for her to have noticed how he looks at her. All they need now is to define their friendship. Taking her out wld only come natural. I take ladies I am not dating out.

joliyp:
I met this guy not quite long on a social media, we are friends and I think he wants me but too shy to express his desire. He barely looks into my eyes and whenever am close to him, he tends to develop cold feet: I think I like him but how long do I wait for him ...maybe because we are not on the same level ? am a working class Lady and he is still in school





Should I ask him out or wait for another guy? I like him alot.

Why rush things?
Take it easy, you have something going already. What do you mean by ask him out when it is obvious you've met each other several times.
Take your time with him.
Not bad to hold his hands when alone with him, put your head on his shoulders etc just don't be too forward. If he does not catch on, then just continue with your friendship as it is.

Michellla:
aint got time for hard to get shii.
My NO means No And My YES is yes.

Thumbs up
Problem is, people think you not playing hard to get means being in his bed in a moment.
Saying yes only means "I am giving you a chance at friendship". If he aint ur type then just turn him down politely

Lol, know some would revolt with the truth
THE STORY (TRUE)
I have a car dealer friend. If you know car dealers, it's a profession full of professional Liars and womanizers.
Even though the guy more broke than an egg smashed on a rock, he goes about with cars from his brother's car lot bragging to be the owner of the car dealership.
Well maga will always fall prey. He met this lady friend of mine who wanted to sell her car and he offered to sell it on her behalf. That was wheRe the drama started.
Day one
The nigga called her in the morning, asked about her well being and stuff. Next he was at her place to pick her up and take her to work with one of "his cars". This was when there was sever fuel scarcity.
That same day he called to ask her if she has had lunch. Trust the babe, she said no. Pronto the guy was at her office to pick her up and take her to have lunch, even bought a take home pack for her.
Day 2
Bought a jerrycan of fuel and took it too her house.
Day 3
Called and asked were she was, she replied she was at the mechanic workshop. One of the front wheel of her car had to be changed. Pronto, the guy had gotten one for her.
Day 4
The guy was at her place begging her to please allow him to have sex with her.
That same day she drove him out of her place.

Note. The babe and the guy are both my friends.
Now would you blame the lady?

Lol

Seriously don't take guys who complain that a girl is a gold digger or loves money seriously, such guys Never tell you the whole story. They won't tell you how they tried using money to entice the girl or how they show off even when they have nothing

I have a broke friend that has lots of pretty girls as friends. He is broke but he takes good care of himself and never pretends to have money. Guess what he has ladies at his beck and call.

So really why all the complaint about a lady milking you as a guy?

Ladies have needs and they only take advantage of guys that think with their 3rd leg.

unilagfreshest:
My gal own is something similar, she will be Jerking up nd down, like car wey enter galop, then squeeze her pvssy muscle against my John Thomas, in a rhythmic way and vibration all over her body, especially when am pouring inside her.. (she always tell me that goose pimples always run over her body).. have learnt to cope with it.. cz at first I ws scared nw I love giving her that way..
So op.. understanding ur spouse that matters.

Exactly
Once u get rid of you fear, you won't want to have S*X with a girl that does not vibrate ever again

When I say boys, I mean even Those boys with white hair but no sense.
Decent ladies still exist but what is their percentage? 10%? 5%? 1%? Not sure but I do know for sure they are not much.

Guys seriously it's time to place some value on yourselves

CODED HOES
They are everywhere

*your neighborhood
*your Church (yh! I don't need to elaborate)
*your office
*your course mates (for those that are still students)
*Many are here on nairaland

WHO ARE THEY

Simple, she's that girl that wants you to respect her, chase her, spend on her when she has nothing to offer you but sex

What this post?
It is very funny to see the way guys quickly post their contacts, Even phone numbers here online just because they think they have found a cheap lay. Well if you still do that you are nothing but a kid and you will never get respect from any lady that sees you doing that talkless of a lady that would contact you through this means

Your are the one always writing and even submitting assignments for her in school.

You are the one she calls when she is broke, but has never bought anything for you.

You are her driver

you always have to pay for her T fare when she visits you

She makes you spend on things you won't spend on normally...

She sells guys shoes, cloths, watches etc at exorbitant prices and you patronize her knowing she is milking you.


My guy this is a new year. Wake up, stop being desperate for puccy that you sacrifice common sense.

Have more self worth

Spend more on yourself

Delete all those ladies that have nothing to had to yourlife from your contacts

Being cool is all you need. Stop being a puppet

Many are nothing but hoes, why make them feel important.


The irony is, guys that spend more on themselves get the chicks.

This year look good, buy things for yourself, smile more and be cool and confident.

Boys wld be boys anyway.
I just feel like ranting

but seriously not everyone deserves you even if what you want is sex, don't go for it with a girl that is cheap at the expense of your dignity

Touchey:
My nigga

How far?

testing12:
Omo...e no funny ohh..I met this chick way back in 2013 while I was serving,after our service year,the girl been dey play hard to get until she finally gree just last December, we lodged in an hotel and started the whole pre-intimacy thingy,and then to the sex proper ,after about 6 minutes into the sex,the girl exploded..omo this babe just started shaking repeatedly like she had a seizure..choi!!in my mind I was like I don kill person pikin ohh,even my john thomas wey still hard just had to respect it self and shrink cause the fear wey dey my body was out of this world..I just kept telling the babe to relax until she finally got her self after about 3 minutes of shaking...I had to ask the girl why she was shaking and she told me that's how she does when she comes..I was tempted to have a go again but my liver no gree me at all...abeg who don experience anything like this

It is absolutely normal
We guys have spasms too when climaxing, but it only last a few seconds, for some guys it could be very intense and visible.
Same for ladies, they have muscle spasms too but they climax longer than men and for those who experience intense orgasm, it cld be very visible and last a considerable amount of time.
Had a Gf like that some years back.
Girls like this are the best, they can't fake orgasm and you know when you've hit the spot.
The shaking is majorly with the legs don't make it sound as if she was have an epileptic fit.