₦airaland Forum

delishpot:
God bless you. I have asked for special numbers to win tge loto and have been asking o. At least that loto win can change many lives. That way the economy can improve for a few and poco a poco we all will improve

Sont mind them.
All these people are fake, they are scams, egomaniacs, attention seekers, psychopath, demented,... They want people or shld I say NEED people to think they are special, they feed on attention and adoration of people. They are pathological liars.
I dear her to drop sure lotto number! For where?! Lol
Demon eater. Lol
I just dey laff.

Divinerspell:
Did you even read the story or topic at all: Demonic Astral Adventure? Killed a demon and ate his flesh was done in the Astral plane and not physically. Almost everything is possible in the astral world

Well done o!
Miss demon eater. So demons are mortal abi. I am enjoying this.
Sure my gullible nigerians are already believing all this.
I advice you to put your talent into writing sci-fiction.
by the way hope business is booming. It should anyway. Nigerians always looking for short-cut to success, so u have found a lucrative niche for yourself.

akinalabi:
Every agent will not be on 50% monthly plan. Starting from March 1, weekly commission on sales will start. That will replace the 35% weekly sharing formula.

Any agent that wants weekly will be on commission on sales. Those on monthly 50% ratio will remain.

Thanks

Please I need more clarification sir. Planning to open a betting shop in Ondo town soon. What is the 50%, 35% commission based on.
You remain the best

azpekuliar:
I have had an account with them for over a year now and this would be my second withdrawal as I am more of a casual punter. You credit our account via your naira debit card e.g VISA, Mastercard which is linked to your bank account. For withdrawals, you click the withdrawal link and your bank account is credited within 5 working days.

Really appreciate your prompt response. Just hope CBN's new policies won't affect using out debit cards for foreign transactions.
Thanks once again.
May your tickets be green always this year

azpekuliar:
I use WilliamHill and had a very good weekend with the FA cup fixtures. I want to make a withdrawal, at what exchange rate would my account be credited? CBN official rate or black market rate?

Pls can you give a brief enlightenment of how you use williamhill from nigeria. How do you credit your account and withdraw. And to which acct do you withdraw? Thank you sir

Drabeey:
Thats why I don't call them on D street. I rather abuse them nd later we become friends

Hehehe
I don't toast girls on the street too. 9ja girls can be so dumb.

MzNelly:
If you're a virgin, good for you. Clap for yourself. Your dignity is intact; you're whole & complete and your husband will never ever disrespect you or shout at you because duh, you're a virgin and he must worship you his whole life. In addition, heaven is sure for you. You've made it, my sister.

If you're a non-virgin, smh. You've ruined your life. You're wayward and just simply shameless. You have no dignity, you're incomplete and not worthy of being called a woman. You will never get married and even if you do, your husband will so mistreat you because he couldn't find a thin bone blocking your vagïna.

Which yeye dignity. When the mouth has been disvirgined abi?

iAmCharis:
Recently I noticed some an influx of threads talking about virginity with several back and forths. Some claiming virginity makes a woman complete, for some, it's a woman's dignity while some believe it'll make your man love you more. The latter might be true as I have seen a young man that was so excited to find out his wife was a virgin that he had to give it as a testimony in church the Sunday after their wedding. That notwithstanding, as a lady, if you expect a man to love you because you're a virgin, a fatal heartbreak is lurking around the corner. There are several men out there dumping the virgins they deflowered.

One thing I'm not comfortable with is the way some of you continually come up with threads to talk about this overflogged issue. I also don't understand why non virgins seem to have high blood pressure at the sight of threads on virginity. What's wrong with avoiding such threads instead of arguing endlessly?

Then to the virgins, what are you trying to prove? What's the point in discussing the importance of virginity to a non virgin? or are you trying to prove that you're better off? Abeg leave matter for Matthias

But come to think of it. Are you really a virgin? You say you're a virgin but you've kissed, you've had your boobs manipulated, some engage in fellatío and receive cunnilingus. Many have had orgasms from these act yet you still claim to be a virgin. Funny! The height of it was when I read from a guy here on nairaland that said he had anal sex with his girlfriend because she was preserving her virginity. And she's still going to call herself a virgin.

Abeg leave trash for LAWMA

Have a great week ahead.

Hehehehehe
So you saw my post abi

Tocheagle:
These are the exact responses of the old spinsters who go to church crying for anything called man to be their husband . When they were young they were forming smart , now they are old smart dey form them . Am not saying girls should be loose and too flirty or accept just anybody who asks them out . But some of them are just too rude till they drive away all suitors . Just my Opinion

Rude girls deserve abusive men. What do they gain from being rude.
I have noticed it is girls from very poor families that are mostly rude. They think every guy that approaches them is as useless as their father

oloyolo:
Op you have been going to Google to search for pick up lines I guess your hard work has finally Paid off

Man gat to get fresh moves nau, just hope the ladies I will approach don't see this my thread o! Damn! Why did I open the thread sef

This women no get joy at all

More:

Man: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
Woman: Nah, it was plain bad luck!

Man: Baby, your body is a wonderland!
Woman: That's funny, because yours is a wasteland!

Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!

Man: If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I wouldn't be able to resist snacking between meals.
Woman: If your left leg was yoga and your right leg was cycling, I wouldn't be able to resist kickboxing between classes.

Man: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
Woman: Okay, but would you stay there?

Old Man: "Where have you been all my life?"
Woman: "For the first half of it, I wasn't even born yet."

Man: "Wow, you're tall! How's the weather up there?"
Woman: "It's raining." and spit on him.

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time."
Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash."

Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."

Man: xxAny Generic Pick Up Linexx
Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure."

(If a girl insults you)
Hey, I may not be the prettiest guy in here, but Im the only one talking to you.

A man walks to a woman and says "Hey baby, do you know how I'd rearrange the alphabet?"
Then the woman sighs and says "You know what I would do?"
The man raises his brow and "What?"
The woman smiles and says "I would put U and I as far away from each other as possible!"

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
Woman: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you before GLY

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Woman: Do you know what'd look good on you? Nothing !

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Boy: You know quickie has u And i together.
Girl: Too bad ugly starts with u.

Man: Your face must turn a few heads!
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs!

Man: What are you looken at?
Woman: Somethin ugly!

Man: What do math and my dick have in common?...They're both hard for you
Woman: You must be a math problem because you're annoying and difficult. I don't wanna solve your problems for you.

Man: "Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" (Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?)
Woman: "Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter." (I would love to, but I have nothing to wear.)

Man: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours
Woman: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours

Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!

Man: I can make your bed rock
Woman: No you can't I have a Tempurpedic

Guy: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
Girl: "No, but I did scrape my knees a couple times crawling up from hell."

Man: I've lost my phone number can I have yours?
Woman: Sure, my number is 911-8473 (works better if you write it down)

Man: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
Woman: Nah, it was plain bad luck!


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