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Did I hear you say as low as #1000? Bros #1000 is not low, its a whole lot jarey.

christinie:
Can you prove this allegation?

hahahaaha but christinie that's true dear, I'v heard it from many guls.

Dis is no big deal there cus wat has been opened has been open it can't be sealed back again.

I think the best thing is for them to go in for their crimes, its not about bailing themselves out. @list 15 yrs imprisonment will make others not to dare loot govt money again.

Thieves without conscience, they steal and make it obvious because they believe the country is theirs.

Yawa don gas be dat,







And I love kissing

Haahaha noo u are not

Ok

It is not wrong but it has to be to a limit and it must be official.
But one thing can lead to another and it willl turn to something else.
Just be careful shaa

I know that Buhari will not give in to that, not even now he finished fasting


Had it been he accepted mehn!!!

I would have gone to buy a gun.


Imagine when an ugly man like me with muscle will open his dirty shit box for me to enter.
God Punish devil and em papa mercilessly.

emilyone:
Where can one possibly get the miracast from

emilyone are you using Akira or Toshiba? Hahaha joking

Keep on lying to keep the job, afterall dey will. Put u tru on d job.

I dey come back

My dear if you are looking for a job in this country and you don't have somebody forget it, unless God has said its for you. That was how we went to do one job because the organisation said they needed corpers for the job, so we acted as if we are still serving, on reaching the place, we were told to do 4000 jobs for 25k its all abt mobile app stuff, when we told ourselves no was when an igbo man like me said he increased the pay from 20k to 25k. I said to myself that that job is worth more than 50k for him to just increase it that told us run b4 u will be xeploited ooo!

I'v been to Ibadan and I noticed dat brown zinc of a thing. Chai I go finish my ibadan colleague on Monday. But that woman must be a strong woman for her to fight a lion and sustain only small bruises on her face. But food. Dey cheap there o! With #100 u go chop beta food ganished with #500 pepper. Hahaahaaha

Mehn some guys they f*ck up I swear, see if u sex starve a woman you will know that they can cry and beg you for it, just first put her in d mood and see what will hapn. They see it as their right because some guyys makes dem see it as 1 big deal.

Take Pretence follow them too

MzMayD:
its not every time ladies are in the mood you know?

And sometimes guys act like their lives depends on it .

So we gat to bring something up


So don't blame us

Blame guys uncontrollable urge

but you ladies likes it more than men but pretence will always hold u guys back which is bad

Orijin101:
That was how Nkechi called me the other day that she is coming to my house, come and see how all the organs within me were praising tha lord, most especially; my third leg it was praising the lord like a deeper lifer who just made heaven after death. . . .

To cut the long story short, i hurriedly went to Musa's kiosk to get burrantashi, dick riser, 5 pieces of plastic orijin, 64 wraps of weed, and 99 packs of condom, hoping that I'm going to visit her paradise when she comes. . .

Behold! I was on my bed already with my angry manhood which was already 18inches above the d!ck level, and shortly, i heard a knock on my door and my initial plan was to drag her in with immediate effect and vent the anger of my manhood on her but nemesis caught up with me when i opened the door, shockingly! I saw 9years old Latifat who told me Nkechi sent her to gimme a question paper to solve for her that she is sorry she won't come again as she promised. . .

You won't believe me guys, i fainted 18 consecutive times and after waking up the 18th time, i called my other babes maybe any of them is available but to know avail!

You won't believe it guys, the 19th time i fainted, i went on coma straight i just woke up yesterday night, and I'm currently typing on my sick bed right now

Believe me at your own peril
cc: tosyne2much

hahahhaa but bros u didn't finish the story, may be you didn't know that you fainted the 20th time and that you are typing this from the mortuary. Funny u

Fake guls, fake everything, even fake names too.
All of them don turn to artist now, cus the way dey draw that their eyebrow and they carry same shape and size. I wonder if they are doing extra one year program on Fine art?[color=#000099][/color]

mztubsy:
I am a graduate of accountancy,madonna university,anambra state.okija campus....mods please move dis to front page.everytn this lady saidis the truth.every madonna student knows this.its just the fear of expulsion that made us all keep mute @ one point oother....all ex students and alumni should come up and speak d truth about madonna university.a lot of stuffs going on there......enuf said.

did aunty susu and filo do u also?

Tunjidumelo:
Two Lesbians as Dean of Students’ Affairs in Madonna University, Elele Campus

Now that I am no more part of the system let me be audacious enough to air this out hopping that it will go a long way to help my fellow girls who are still under the clutches of two lesbians taking advantage of them at will.

I got admission into Madonna University two years ago. While I was undergoing the normal screening at the University gate on the day of resumption, I noticed a young lady who was apparently in charge of a very large number of female students who were obviously at her beck and call and profoundly referred to her as Anti SUSU. When I was done with the process and was on my way, one of the girls working with the said Anti SUSU came after me and said “my friend, Anti is calling you. I went back with her to meet the Anti who asked me my name and a few other questions about me and then told me to go.

Thirty minutes later I was in Students’ Service Unit to receive my accommodation allocation. I was surprise to see the same Anti and this time around she called me by my name and instead of allowing me to stand with others she offered me a sit and then settled everybody in the office leaving me with her alone.

She told me that she was going to give me a special accommodation to make life comfortable for me in school. Little did I know I was entering a trap until one week after my stay in school. She called me one night to come and see her in her office; I told my roommate to escort me to the place. On reaching the office, she told the other girl to wait outside for us.

Behind closed doors with her she asked me if someone has ever told me that I am beautiful. I told her thank you Anti. My fear increased when she started talking to me the way a man would talk to a woman. She promised me all the protection in school and asked me not to discuss the matter to anyone in the hostel and I promised her I was going to do just that. I never knew my roommate who escorted me was already into the game with her (SUSU) she asked me about the discussion we had which I tried to cover up but she told me immediately that there was no need to hide anything, that all of them in my room were specially quartered in that room by that Anti for her sexual gratification and that of her Mistress.

I became inquisitive to know who her mistress was. I was shocked at the answer. She told me it was another Anti known as Anti Filo. I remember meeting her on the orientation day when she came to address us the new students. Later on when Anti SUSU felt I was proving to be tough she told my three roommates to persuade me with promises of what I was going to enjoy should I give in.

Gradually persuasions changed to threats so one of my roommates who was so close to me advised me to play along. When I did, she started buying me so many gifts. A few other things I allowed her to do is not what I can say here and each time I remember my naivety in this whole matter my heart bleeds. Eventually she made me a hall Rep in my second year. The worst of the matter came when I was to be taking to the real slaughter house. I remember, my friends who were in this game with me told me that it was in two stages. That when SUSU is sure of you then she can introduce you to her Big Anti- Anti Filo.

It was during clearance in my second year that SUSU called me one night that I was going to escort her to EZEKEL-one of the staff lodge in the campus. I followed her not knowing where I was going to until she knocked at one door. A familiar voice answered and opened the door. Behold it was Anti Filo. First time in my life I saw this “Ion women” in a very soft mode smiling as she welcomed us. She went out with Anti SUSU and after a few minutes they came back to the room then SUSU introduced me to her and quickly excused herself out of the room. I almost fainted when this old woman looked at me emotionally and said “Do you know that you are a fine girl?”

I kept quiet, my blood, was very hot, I saw myself dying gradually, I then demanded for water which she gave me. After drinking the water, I told her I was leaving back to my hostel but she would not let me go insisting that I have to wait for SUSU to come back.

While I was waiting under that tension, she started promising me so many things raging from none payment of my school fees, free exeat each time I needed to travel, private room and hall Repship. I rejected all of these but she told me to go and think about it after which she collected my number. One afternoon while I was waiting for lectures she called that I should go to her shop and get her a can of peak milk and bring it to her lodge. I did as she told me. On reaching there, she asked me whether I have consider her proposal but before I would say something, she gripped me and started holding my breasts and touching my sensitive parts. I made to scream but she threatened me so I kept quiet and in this way she took and undue sexual advantage of me.

I left her room in anger but before I could get to the hostel, anti susu was already in my room consoling me with the news that I am free to stop paying my school fees and that I can now leave the school at will. I could not hide my feelings but opened up to the other girls who simply laughed and told me congratulations, that now I can keep my fees for myself and enjoy life. When my mum came to know about it she quietly withdrew me from the institution. There are still many of such girls there. They have their special book for clearance both for exams and the final clearance and Anti Filo does it by herself.

The Founder kept telling us if you are molested by anybody in my school just come and report to me. Fear wouldn’t allow me do this because I was not sure. The time I knew he meant it was when he expelled his Chief Security Officer who was also in sexual harassment of students with intimidation until a particular girl was board enough to go to the Founder; immediately, we saw the man whom we thought was untouchable sent away from the University.

When I learnt this lesson, it was too late because, I had decided to leave the school even though I am now regretting as the threats here in the public University is also enormous and not just threat to my dignity as a woman but even threat to life. One has to sleep with almost all the lecturers here or pay them money to pass. This was almost none existent in Madonna.

Again, Security wise Madonna students are the most protected in the whole country if not the whole world but this embarrassment from a woman who is suppose to be a mother must stop.

I call on all who are suffering it in silence to voice it out and have their freedom. Please, general public, help Nigerian woman to survive. My friends in Madonna open up and be liberated from the grips of that man woman.

my dear thank God you are free from that, I pray at others will over come that fear and forfeit those benefits from them.
God will help us, imagine a woman/man having feelings for a fellow woman/man that's outrageous.

I actually slapped somebody today for saying that GEJ is clueless, my question is, is GEJ and your father not of the same age?

Ipledge:
Most girls don't like mamas boys.
Am lucky my gf love the mama boy part of me

may u continue being a mama's boy and she will continue loving u.

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Yes na hot slap

OBJ the Noble Laurete he dey try chance. Wole soyinka

That man must be a Calabar man.

Please what is radio programme?

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I tire oo I tink say na only me dey notice d shit dem dey act oo

Fraudsters can do anything this period just to make money o! I'v not heard of such before.

If u must go don't stop producing phone batteries

tuffgongjo:
Sarcasm at its peak.

tuffgongjo:
Sarcasm at its peak.

rubbish. no be small sacarsm

Its either you are a vampire or that she lost someone through kiss, so whenever you kiss her she remembers that incedent.