Stop taking ALOMO before KISSING...."she knows the outcome..... "

veegirl:
Lol....ur story's quite funny.
Is she cheatin on some1 wit u? Cos i guess her tears is due to guilt.
If its not dat, den maybe she's tryin 2 appear innocent b4 u....so u'll tink she's a gud girl. As in tryin 2 mk u believe dat she feels very bad kissin u just afta 2wks.
Infact i'll bet on pretense and not guilt cos it has happened 5 times.

By d way, didnt know pple keep count of kisses.

u are so so correct. .
the first time I kissed my ex she cried...After much persuasion for her to give me a reason for the tears, she finally told me she was dating someone outside our school and didn't know she was gonna fall in love with me to the extent of dumping the guy.
Op your girl loves you but she is feeling guilty of dumping another guy..Please don't make her regret it.

Hon Patrick Obahiagbon; said I should tell you that your girl friend is suffering from Genophobia : the fear of having sex or she's sorceress gingerlyciously romantic... tell her to be scrupulous with you.

cokacoola:
dear romancelander i need a serious advice on this matter,
i have been dating this girl for 2weeks now' i love her much but my problem is that anytime we finish kissing she will start crying.. this has happen 5times now and i ask but she didt give me any convincing anser pls i need mature advice on this!!!!

ehhh Whyyy! ..ahh i guess its a momory issue...she wouldav probably had some1 she loved so much previously and eachtime u kiss it reminds her of d person..mayb d guy broke her heart or something..
Shhhhh *bring ya ear* see take her outing,go to places, watch a love story movie...together if nt just go to an eatery have fun den pop d question "why dyu usually cry eachtime we........ silently n unquerying... She would answer u i blive..promise her she has to tell u d truth and that u wont be offended..

May be she has another guy and she feels she is cheating on him.

Its either you are a vampire or that she lost someone through kiss, so whenever you kiss her she remembers that incedent.

lol

frankezi:

Bros all this because he kissed her five times!!!!!!!!! So if he now tells us how many times he has poked her ( in response to a question eariler asked ) then you go use grammer spoil my eye I no fit pronounce all the thing you write

no b me write am oh

Omolola1:
It's either you are a bad kisser or she's got too much water to spare

Like your pose with the bike. Are you a good cyclist?

agedmanng:


Like your pose with the bike. Are you a good cyclist?

Thanks dear. Yes I am

The time it happened,the lady was contemplating quitting with me because she has another rich nigga.She has severe conscience.

Make sure she is not from the other side of Earth.

cos when u are kissing her, she flashing on her boy friend she loved. she don't love u .

;DWhen i need a comic relieve, Nairaland is were i get loads of it. Damn...your comments

Maybe he has Jay Zs lips

reli complicating shaaaa

(1) have u ask her d reason y?
(2) have she eva been kissed by some else?
(3) Mayb she cheated on u for those tyms u kissed her n fr her realising it she began to cry.

Do you Mouth-Rape her?

menix:
Broz u re suffering frm onionsmatotosis, am sure u com frm d specie of homo-onions...

badt guy....

May be u need to fumigate your mouth

cokacoola:
dear romancelander i need a serious advice on this matter,
i have been dating this girl for 2weeks now' i love her much but my problem is that anytime we finish kissing she will start crying.. this has happen 5times now and i ask but she didt give me any convincing anser pls i need mature advice on this!!!!

may b its dat u are d first guy to kiss her

Primrose91:
Your girlfriend has an inappropriate affect (very common). Sometimes when people are so happy they are overcome with emotions and cry. The stranger occurrence is when people laugh at funerals or other sad events. Although you have kissed 5 times, maybe she is still getting accustomed to having someone showing her affection. Her happiness translates to tears because you embody the realization of her dream of finding true love. In my opinion 2 weeks is very soon to be considered "love", but I guess only you two would know.

that's true am with you!

EroticAngelina:
weird.. are u using any cream that has onions or what?

LOL NAWTI ANGELINAAAAAAA..... CREAM INDEED HAHAHAAA

na peppered lips u get?

Omolola1:


Thanks dear. Yes I am

Impressive.

melotreaah:
LOL NAWTI ANGELINAAAAAAA..... CREAM INDEED HAHAHAAA

lols

wilsondave:
she's crying cause she pity your life may be she has HIV and she thinks the more kiss u give her the higher way u contact the disease. loooool

I think this one might be correct. I mean that's the only reason that makes sense. Or she might love u, but kissing you....maybe she has a spiritual husband. I advise u break-up with her, Because you might get urself in trouble & maybe ur family too. Na your family go dey run up & down if something happen to you, so dont give ur people headache.... BREAKUP NOW!!

SHE IS CHEATING ON HER B/FRND SHE HAS ALREADY.

Im sorry to say you ar suffering from oniongietibolasis!
Sorry to say, if not its something else!
She is emotionally disturbed eachtime u put ur ermmm Lips together(hp its nt babbon kiss syle u do sha) it reminisences her of something or someone who has hurt her or left(passed on)...if u want to get to d bottom of it....go and watch that movie that showed love guru...or u take her 1.shopping,movie watching n finally,to an eatery where u will perform operation on her mind for her to open up...let her know u wont be botthered or angry..after eating ask herrr..

Rockyfancino:

I think this one might be correct. I mean that's the only reason that makes sense. Or she might love u, but kissing you....maybe she has a spiritual husband. I advise u break-up with her, Because you might get urself in trouble & maybe ur family too. Na your family go dey run up & down if something happen to you, so dont give ur people headache.... BREAKUP NOW!!

damn!! See analysis and orders.. U are right i second u...if she no get tangible reason

She's either underaged or you're a terrible kisser. Either ways, stop kissing her.! period!!!!