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Romance › Re: What Do You Like Most About Yourself? by harlos: 3:55am On Dec 19, 2012 |
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Romance › Re: What Do You Like Most About Yourself? by harlos: 8:13pm On Dec 18, 2012 |
preshuzpearl: My beeeautyy.yeah dats right, pple always say am pweety . EVERYTIME, bt I actually love dat am stubborn and want to lead in everything u dey happy say people dey always say u r pweety, hw r u sure that one no b bobo  |
Science/Technology › Re: Paralysed Woman Feeds Self With Mind-controlled Robotic Arm by harlos: 8:05pm On Dec 18, 2012 |
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Education › Re: Chinese Boy Wins NAFDAC School Essay Competition by harlos: 7:13pm On Dec 18, 2012 |
[quote author=Table Leg ]Are you daft? The post said boy ... OLODO![/quote]what a rhetorical question u asked. Correct me instead.
Dats typing mistake anyway... |
Celebrities › Re: Girl Turns Hairy After Medical Treatment by harlos: 6:59pm On Dec 18, 2012 |
euna05: Wonders shall never end!, but the before and after pics does not look like thesame person,the nose,shape of face etc, well i wish her a good recovery i was looking at her lips, does not looks like a female's lips. |
Romance › Re: What Do You Like Most About Yourself? by harlos: 5:32pm On Dec 18, 2012 |
[quote author=Angel_777]My height and body shape' i am wonderfully and fearfully made. thank u Lord![/quote]seems u're the one i'm looking for.  |
Celebrities › Re: Girl Turns Hairy After Medical Treatment by harlos: 5:22pm On Dec 18, 2012 |
Lwkmd o. |
Education › Re: Chinese Boy Wins NAFDAC School Essay Competition by harlos: 5:16pm On Dec 18, 2012 |
Gud for her but no picture  |
Science/Technology › Re: Paralysed Woman Feeds Self With Mind-controlled Robotic Arm by harlos: 5:14pm On Dec 18, 2012 |
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Family › Re: Most Unusual Baby Names of 2012 by harlos: 5:10pm On Dec 18, 2012 |
almajiri101: Thought i would see names like adija, afusat, aishat, limota, ridwan, kabiru stil counting @op all these listed names are for gorillas and chimpaz man i'm not sure u r ok cos if u knw what these listed names means u won't have listed them. The meaning of ur name matters not how sweet the name sound. |
Science/Technology › Re: Paralysed Woman Feeds Self With Mind-controlled Robotic Arm by harlos: 2:47pm On Dec 18, 2012 |
Science and technology at its best |
Romance › Re: What Do You Like Most About Yourself? by harlos: 2:25pm On Dec 18, 2012 |
Yeah my personality,the spirit of being myself. |
Literature › Re: The Day Jonah Became A Fish! by harlos: 11:50pm On Dec 17, 2012 |
Ishilove: Hahahahahaha!!! Nana reach Jonah after Jonah vomit am. Becos Nana tey for inside Jonah belle, the body odour wey follow am no gree the agbero tanda hear the gospel na im be say nana sef don die as i dey talk so cos dem agberos go beat am die. |
Literature › Re: The Day Jonah Became A Fish! by harlos: 7:53pm On Dec 17, 2012 |
[quote author=senbonzakura_kageyoshi]LWKMD!!!!! I blame you guys if any1 thinks i'm crazy for laughing outside like dis![/quote]no blame us o, cos na u cause am. |
Culture › Re: 2-yr-old Child Offering Food To Her Mother by harlos: 7:50pm On Dec 17, 2012 |
big deal 007: Keep quite and learn. That's part of the common grammatical mistakes Nigerians make. Note: if you don't know the sex of a baby, you are allowed to refer to the baby as 'it'. Just like asking the mother of a newly born baby...'is it a boy or a girl?' very correct. You DON'T say 'is he a boy or a girl?'. For more clarification you can ask or better still google it, some sites will give you more explanation on it. Kapish? thank u for the little lesson anyway. |
Culture › Re: 2-yr-old Child Offering Food To Her Mother by harlos: 6:33pm On Dec 17, 2012 |
big deal 007: See this olodo still dey argue oh! You need to be seriously flogged. Which school u go sef? 'IT'S A BOY' is perfectly correct! nothin wrong with that sentence. Pls, don't display your ignorance publicly ! see IT as i have been taught does not go with a boy, bt u can use it with him, like Its him. It is used directly for animal or thing. |
Literature › Re: The Day Jonah Became A Fish! by harlos: 6:20pm On Dec 17, 2012 |
Ishilove: Korrect guy, ya head dey dia!! 
Lmao!!  The exam has been postponed till christmas day gangan... And e by lyk say i still get more tym to seek ur help befor the christmas question go show face... Wait small...i wan ask maybe he meet those ageros for their angle cos dey think say they go don commot as e tey small for inside jonah  No worry i go compensate u as u don dey try for me |
Literature › Re: The Day Jonah Became A Fish! by harlos: 6:06pm On Dec 17, 2012 |
Uniquexty: *the invigilator turns her turbaned head and catches ishilove and harlos* Hey! You two will you hand in your papers? I guess you know you've failed this subject. Now go home and prepare for next year Jamb. *turns to the other amaxed candidates* five minutes more! see i never write am i jst dey try make i knw the tori wella b4 the exam to avoid being murdered. |
Culture › Re: 2-yr-old Child Offering Food To Her Mother by harlos: 5:55pm On Dec 17, 2012 |
big deal 007: Sharrrap! 'it's a boy' is a correct grammatical statement. do your research or ask your English teacher. Olodo Oshi  whaoo new English, abeg na 4 ur dictionary u see this one? |
Culture › Re: 2-yr-old Child Offering Food To Her Mother by harlos: 1:23pm On Dec 17, 2012 |
billynoni: .........u be bad man,does u wanting 2 ridicule sum1 here? no mind me jare i jst dey try to do small correction ni |
Culture › Re: 2-yr-old Child Offering Food To Her Mother by harlos: 1:23pm On Dec 17, 2012 |
billynoni: .........u be bad man,does u wanting 2 ridicule sum1 here? no mind me jare i jst dey to small correction ni |
Literature › Re: The Day Jonah Became A Fish! by harlos: 12:14pm On Dec 17, 2012 |
Ishilove: Naineviah. Gorrit?? yeah thanks. And in the end should I write mystery of life so the examiner would understand wella, never vex o i no wan fail ni o. |
Literature › Re: The Day Jonah Became A Fish! by harlos: 11:45am On Dec 17, 2012 |
Ishilove: Hm,my broda, dose are one of the mysteries of life. You don forget say Nana do fasting and prayer?? Na the prayer the man of God do, that na why the fish get indigestion come vomit. Na mystery which manpikin cannot explain. Hmmmmm... *claps hands in wonderment* thank u, i go try to get something out of this I will let u know when i will need ur attention again. ...abeg wait small, help me spell the second name of nana cos i no wan write am... E resembles the name of ma sister. No vex abeg |
Food › Re: Sokoto Meat Market (Chicken Section) by harlos: 11:35am On Dec 17, 2012 |
INNO18: it cost #1200, then i paid #100 for the skinning so cheap |
Politics › Re: Azazi's Last Hour(a Report By Ross Alabo George) by harlos: 11:29am On Dec 17, 2012 |
PortHarcourtBoy: So did Azazi then offer Timi Dakolo and wife the spare seats? y do u have to quote this long thing cos of this small question  |
Literature › Re: The Day Jonah Became A Fish! by harlos: 11:26am On Dec 17, 2012 |
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Literature › Re: The Day Jonah Became A Fish! by harlos: 11:23am On Dec 17, 2012 |
Ishilove: Issorait. Okay here goes. . .
One day Nineveh dey club dey flex when pastor come preach for in front of club. The bouncers wey dey the club no like this kain tin, so dem come dey beat the pastor. Wen Nana see wetin dey happen, e rescue the pastor because the baba resemble hin papa wey don die tey tey.
After the rescue, Nana come accept the Lord Jesus Christ as his personal lord and saviour. God con send am message for the Land of Jonah wey dey the distant shores beyond Badagry make e go preach to all the agberos wey dey dia.
Nana no wan gree go becos e dey fear to cross water, but e strong hin heart, chop beta liver enter flyboat for waterside. Unfortunately for him, e no get money to pay the boatman, so inside the middle of the water, the boatman wey don shack paraga since early mormor con dey hammer Nana, dey design hin face with blow. Mistakenly, Nana fall inside the water.
Incidentally,one shark by the name of Jonah wey don old sotey all hin teeth don commot see wen Nana fall inside the water come rush wia Nana dey dey swallow water (the man no fit swim). The shark happy sey e don see food to chop, becos as e old so e no get power to hustle food since all hin teeth don comot finish.
The shark open mouth swallow Nana. Thank God sey the shark no get teeth otherwise na different tori we for dey yarn now.
Nana do three days dry fasting inside the shark belle, dey pray to baba God make the fish get serious constipation.
God answer Nineveh prayer. For three days the shark get serious indigestion, and when the fish no fit bear am again, he open mouth vomit Nineveh for...my broda,guess where...?? The Land of Jonah! Hallelujah!! Izza miracle!!! 
So my broda harlos, shey you grab now? Memorise my version of the tori, write the exam and your result go shock everybody, including yaself.  the story sef shocked me cos i dey wonder if food no dey digest for inside fish  abi u no think say the fish suppose die as nana no digest for im belle  Abi wetin u think? Cos i no fail o |
Culture › Re: 2-yr-old Child Offering Food To Her Mother by harlos: 11:15am On Dec 17, 2012 |
koolet: its a boy oh Oh my gosh! see gbagaun in the name of gbeborun... He is a boy not (IT). |
Politics › Re: Azazi's Last Hour(a Report By Ross Alabo George) by harlos: 11:02am On Dec 17, 2012 |
TalkingBird: IS GOD UNCARING AND HARDHEARTED? 6 Many people think that the answer to that question is yes. ‘If God cared,’ they reason, ‘would not the world be a very different place?’ We look around and see a world full of war, hatred, and misery. And as individuals, we get sick, we suffer, we lose loved ones in death. Thus, many say, ‘If God cared about us and our problems, would he not prevent such things from happening?’ 7 Worse yet, religious teachers sometimes lead people to think that God is hardhearted. How so? When tragedy strikes, they say that it is God’s will. In effect, such teachers blame God for the bad things that happen. Is that the truth about God? What does the Bible really teach? James 1:13 answers: “When under trial, let no one say: ‘I am being tried by God.’ For with evil things God cannot be tried nor does he himself try anyone.” So God is never the source of the wickedness you see in the world around you. (Job 34:10-12) Granted, he does allow bad things to happen. But there is a big difference between allowing something to happen and causing it. From: What Does Rhe Bible Really Teach, chapter One, pp 6 & 7. everything God does,he did for a reason though we may not know and see it as bad but he(God) knows best. |
Culture › Re: 2-yr-old Child Offering Food To Her Mother by harlos: 10:56am On Dec 17, 2012 |
It's a touching picture ... Feel so sad  |
Politics › Re: Last Photos Of Yakowa & Azazi by harlos: 10:54am On Dec 17, 2012 |
slap1: I hope something good happens soon to clear this air of grief and mourning. like subsidy removal  |