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thegoodjoehunt: Pls which striker did better than Falcao last year. Don't just name, give your reason why you think so.

Drogba
scored in FA cup final to help chelsea win the FA cup
scored in the champions league final to bring Chelsea back on track and scored the winning penalty to help chelsea win thier first champions league.

Now tell me about falcoa

Now what type of judgements will they pass on them
Will they ho to jail or sentenced to death

When everytime u dream it's all about pursuing you or get beating by someone,
then u r on the cursed list.

bboiabb: is harlos a fool?
yes

mehn u r missing something... U've got to go for check up man
this isn't question and answer
and mind u e pain me o

okpara ugo: This 2013 ooo. Stop dreaming.

@topic, phone can stay at 3.3ft depth of water for 30minutes. Read again !!!

and after 30mins unko, oxygen don finish b dat

Redmosquito: One midnight! Coming back from library! Went to ATM to check for small cash!
Slotted Card in!
**Sorry! Insufficient funds**
Oya vomit my card na! O boy! the ATM no gree ooooo!
I no gree leave the ATM sef! I pressed all the buttons, I hit the screen! I even used my JUJU and Incantations!
After about an hour of cursing and praying to Sango! KEEEKK!!
My Card just flew out!
But by then, Mosquitoes don finish my life! Everything wey I read sef don commot with frustration!

very funny but you are lucky o

jadakiss213: cole was outstanding all through last season and had a couple of trophies (inclding d UCL) to show for his efforts..he truly deserves a place on that list

and u knw what cole said about this?
He said he thinks he will need a Spanish visa to be im the squard.

Fifa is a complete cheat

danny301: The fifa 1X is wouldn't have been anything better than this..... Individually this players are the best in their respective positions..... The mid-field is perfect.... if you question what Xavi did last year or any other year for that matter then i doubt if you really watch foot-fall.... as for RVP, it's an insult to the sensitivities of foot ball fans all over the world to mention RVP when they are talking about messi and ronado or even falcao..... You cannot compare that tired leg ur called Cole with Marcelo neither can you compare vidic who has not played 90 minutes for several months with either pique or ramos.

what are u saying, cole is far better than marcelo in the last season

The squad is made up of barcelona and real madrid players with falcao as the only outsider but all from laliga...
With this i conclude fifa watch only spanish football.

Total rubbish(spits out)

Thinks its high time i got to know if phone can swim...

Lets keep it coming...

Is obama a barrack?
Is electric a city?
Is hair a dresser?
Is naira a land?

U go school for six years and still don't know how to spell your name...

Don't stop praying.

**Game time**
Lets have fun
Is Tiger a Wood?
Is George a Bush?
Is Bill a Gate
Is Nicky a Minaj?
Is wiz a kid?
Is spider a man?
#let’s Play the game if you get
what i mean

wellmax: Late comer! Na kiss been dey there before.

Chanchit: So na wetin dem dey call kiss for ur village be this..?

shey na kiss op call am abi peck
Open eye abeg

Evaberry: Am claustraphobic I hate crowds like damn!!!

mehn ur English almost broke my teeth commot

AnitaMandy: Na wa 4 u oh. Person way no dey fit move b4 how u want make him take dey do am. I no dey even see the thing sef.

lol. Na dat thing u too dey look for

You must chop my money
chop my money
i don't care
think its not working now, psquare don dey vex cos dey wan chop thier money.

snowdrops: That na the koko question

u get am o,cos the first things that came to my mind when i saw the picture was
HOW E GO DEY TAKE DO AM

cyril83: my friend ur stil young, you don't need dat now...if you have a good job or business, responsible man wil definately show, you don't have serve as liability to any man....try tidy yourself 1st and stop having high BP coz of men...if you appear cheap to any man,you must defo be used and later dump

guy u say she still small and na u dey run after likes of them disturbing them with your sweet mouth
only God knows how old ur gal is sef

Guess it happened like this...
Kudos to all guys we too get sweet mouth

dagbas: Disease no dey kill african!
Just swallow the substance dey go!

... and e go come bring u back alive.

RuuDie: After you've stopped watching TV and all these 'silly' programs you've mentioned, please do us all a favor - quit your job or school, throw away your internet modem, thrash your TV, books, house, phones, car, laptop, desktop, cooking gas, clothes, clipper, biro, pencil, eraser and any other 'agent of mind control' which you happen to have or have access to; in fact just stop talking to people all together and go back to the stone-age!

Practice what you preach!!!

he should stop coming to nairaland as well infact he should stop walking,eating,sleeping,coming to this world too is mind controlling i guess...
He should stop living too.

I wonder how people think like this

Be brave to face,Be afraid to lose.

True lovers don't become ex.[sub][/sub] harlos.

Help me thank God

Oya let go there,

ifa olokun asoro dayo
atun ori eni tio sunwo she...

salmonkay: Small tim now you will go blind and dangote will employ you as driver idiot

guy u dey vex o
Wetin dem carry, wetin u dey throw

la furia: its a bit confusing, how do you pick up ur clothes with out opening the door for the friend, is the running tap over flowing wic could cause flooding of the house, and beside i dont know how rainfall would spoil ones clothes. u can attend to the baby but wont stop crying. u cant hv money without a job.
to answer op question though, u close the tap first (u meaning is wrong) pick up baby (family), open the door (friend), give baby to friend as per family trust go pick up ur clothes, and make the call.

oh common trust no one, will u give ur family to a friend to take care of?

sarutobie: For me I chose..
5.An overflowing tap can be hazadous in the home..electrocutions and slipping can result..
4.I no get washing and drying machines jor..since the question was set in a rainy scenerio/season..its logical I get my dried clothes inside!
3.Pick up and cuddle my baby while I go to the phone(if its still ringing)
2.Pick up the phone and know who the caller is....
1.Finally I approach my door with caution( if I don't know who the tout banging on my door is)..problem solved.

now look @ what the Op said Every individual point represents something in your life.
1. Telephone represents Work
2. Baby represents Family
3. Door represents Friends
4. Clothes represent Money
5. Tap represents Sex
Your chosen sequence determines the priorities in your life.
He mean u should arrang it has it goes with your life

dabrake: you need deliverance.

serious one

aribisala0: Dangote is employing Truck drivers??

i go arrest u first if i be policeman, you want make people die abi