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Jokes Etc / Re: What These Politicians & Celebrities Would Look Like If They Were Females by Harmony92(f): 4:29pm On Oct 28, 2022
Buhari look like all those female lecturers that will do anything within their power to frustrate you while wike is looking like a very wicked house wife.

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Celebrities / Re: Oritsefemi’s Wife Nabila Fash Files For Divorce by Harmony92(f): 12:18pm On Oct 28, 2022
Aunty u got married to him thinking that you can change him undecided forgetting that a leopard can never change it spots

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Culture / Re: Ooni Of Ife Marries For The 7th Time - His 4th Marriage In 2 Months (Video) by Harmony92(f): 11:45am On Oct 21, 2022
This man just come life to come marry The major news about him is either he is getting married or divorced shocked

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Visits Datti Baba-Ahmed's Baze University Hospital, Abuja (Photos) by Harmony92(f): 3:33pm On Oct 19, 2022
See as them look neat and smart cheesy, by their appearance alone ehn u will know they have a lot to offer to this country smiley.

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Family / Re: My Mother-in-law Told Me Not To Touch My Wife by Harmony92(f): 9:19am On Oct 19, 2022
Obavoh:
My wife put to bed 2 weeks ago.

My mother usually takes care of her but her aunty decided to come this time.

I usually have sex with my wife 2 weeks after she puts to bed. It pains her a little but I am very gentle with her. She knows I am not a cheating husband that is why.

Last night as I tried to make love to her, she was crying as usual. Before you know it, her aunty started banging the door and was shouting that I want to kill my wife.

I felt so embarrassed and went tried to explain to her that it’s not so. She said if I try it again she will carry my wife and children back to the village and will return her bride price.

She asked me to wait for at least 4 months before I touch my wife again which I promised her I will as I did not want her to report to my wife’s family.

What can I do? I don’t want to cheat on my wife and I don’t want to disrespect my Inlaw by sending her away. She is a nice woman but she is making me uncomfortable in my own home.
Oga op I gave birth to my second child 6 weeks ago, my husband and I agreed to wait till our baby is 4 months old. I know it's not easy bt please give your wife a break biko sex no dey run abeg.

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Politics / Re: Fashola: Politicians Can Win Elections Without Exaggerating Nigeria’s Problems by Harmony92(f): 2:17pm On Sep 10, 2022
E b like say dem wan to act another story again o
E b like say dem wan to sing another songi again o
E be like say dem wan to do another deceiving again o
I dedicate dis one to all of our shady politicans- Tuface Idibia cheesy

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Shocked To See Daddy Freeze Hanging Out With Pastor Tobi by Harmony92(f): 10:55am On Sep 07, 2022
Daddy Freeze and attention sha undecided.
Crime / Re: A Twitter User Needs Help On His Sister That Was Used For Money Ritual In Lagos by Harmony92(f): 1:49am On Sep 04, 2022
The heart of man is desperately wicked chei.
Food / Re: How Do You Slice Your Onion? (pictures) by Harmony92(f): 5:18pm On Sep 03, 2022
My favorite is number 4 bt I use number 8 to garnish my jellof cheesy

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Harmony92(f): 11:08pm On Sep 02, 2022
starbuck:




I know Sayoberry wella, she is the owner of the food.. Possibly, both of you have a mutual friend
I guess so cos it's a small world.

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Harmony92(f): 11:07pm On Sep 02, 2022
sayoberry:

Yes I made this.

She may be my friend too
Abi maybe you are my friend
Who knows grin

You can check my Instagram page @ejis.signature I uploaded a video of the rice there.
Which one is Instagram signature na biko drop address make I come chop rice cheesy.
Family / Re: I Lost My Wife (a Nairalander) by Harmony92(f): 11:37am On Sep 02, 2022
May the Almighty Lord grant her eternal rest. Please accept my condolences sir.
Crime / Re: Man Arrested For Burning Buttocks Of His 7-Year-Old Twin Sons With Hot Knife by Harmony92(f): 10:37am On Sep 02, 2022
Later the man will say it is the handiwork of the devil. Even devil self go soon start to reject Nigerians from hell fire becos some Nigerians fit go there go use him fire cook.
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Harmony92(f): 8:38am On Sep 02, 2022
Mufakirnaqdiun:

What if she's your friend on WhatsApp?lol.
Wow, double reunion.
it's possible bt my friend is not a Nairalander.

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Harmony92(f): 12:13am On Sep 02, 2022
sayoberry:
Jollof!!
wow u made this? cheesy my friend uploaded this same picture on her WhatsApp status.

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Crime / Re: Okada Rider, Others Gang-rape Female Passenger In Ogun (photo) by Harmony92(f): 10:56pm On Aug 31, 2022
skyblueking:
Las las she even moan self...
Next...
If your sister moan no mean say na every woman dey enjoy rape ok.

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Pets / Re: Check Out This Dog Pregnancy Shoot That Caused A Stir On Social Media (pictures) by Harmony92(f): 5:47pm On Aug 30, 2022
This is beautiful kiss.
Crime / Re: Bandits Tell Us To Allow Them Sleep With Our Wives And Daughters – Man Recounts by Harmony92(f): 6:39pm On Aug 25, 2022
Inside life embarassed
Politics / Re: Shettima Trends Over Outfit He Wore To The NBA Colloquium In Lagos (pictures) by Harmony92(f): 10:24pm On Aug 22, 2022
Faber:


People who are real are just themselves. Peter Obi just wore his normal black/Navy uniform grin grin

Shettima want go impress youths, come end up as laughing stock
. Impress which youth cheesy with that face In life you can't give what you don't have o.
Politics / Re: Shettima Trends Over Outfit He Wore To The NBA Colloquium In Lagos (pictures) by Harmony92(f): 10:18pm On Aug 22, 2022
PandoraObi:
Igbos will never disappoint, that was why I know Tinubu will never give a chance to his enemies, Igbo are anchoring a program and you want Tinubu to be there so that unknown gunmen anchoring the program can shoot him down. Zombidients can cannot hide their depression and frustration
Atiku that attended the conference is an igbo man too? I thought Lagos state is the safest state in Nigeria according to some Nairalanders. The Almighty king of Lagos is scared of unknown gunmen it is a wa. During the time of apc primaries,he was traveling from one state to another visiting and begging delegates to vote for him without thinking of ISWAP, BOKOHARM OR HERDSMEN bt he dey fear for home base.
Politics / Re: Shettima Trends Over Outfit He Wore To The NBA Colloquium In Lagos (pictures) by Harmony92(f): 10:02pm On Aug 22, 2022
Faber:


It must be a laced sneakers man. Spot the difference. What Shettima wore was a pair of gym shoes.

Why not appear in his traditional wear. Peter Obi no even wear suit. He wore his normal outfit
He is the real definition of dress to impress grin.
Food / Re: The Most Popular Food In Nigeria by Harmony92(f): 9:25pm On Aug 22, 2022
Aposteli1:

I haven't heard this combination before ooo��
U should try it oo especially with ripe sweet pineapples. Na Ekpoma I learn the combo cheesy

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Food / Re: The Most Popular Food In Nigeria by Harmony92(f): 9:20pm On Aug 22, 2022
slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
I don't know wether any body here dey love this garri and pineapple

Because that na my best combination


Maybe am weird or strange


Abeg make person confirm if he or she dey like garri and pineapple
Jeez the combination na blast grin duo some of my friends call me weirdo for the combination sha. Bt I no go lie I dey enjoy am.
Politics / Re: Nigerian Army Reacts To The Disengagement Of 243 Retiring Soldiers by Harmony92(f): 2:34pm On Aug 20, 2022
Men need to resign o before they will be offered as sacrificial lambs to bandits and terrorists cry.

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Politics / Re: Niger Republic Denies Receiving N1.15bn Vehicles From Buhari Government by Harmony92(f): 5:28pm On Aug 16, 2022
I thought their representative said collecting cars from Nigeria is like a pay back for the donkeys that they sent to Nigeria during the civil war. shocked.

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Politics / Re: BREAKING: Nigeria’s Inflation Rate Hits 19.64% — Highest Since 2005 by Harmony92(f): 8:52am On Aug 16, 2022
jacoik:
honestly, it been months I saw that our darling daddy online. Is she still alive?
she dey alive o, she is waiting for one negative topic about P.O to comment on with the normal slang ( our darling daddy) cry.
Celebrities / Re: Rihanna's New Look After She Became A Mum by Harmony92(f): 1:33pm On Aug 15, 2022
cococandy:




Y’all are ridiculous
I said so cos I had the same experience and I am still trying to go back to the old me cry
Celebrities / Re: Rihanna's New Look After She Became A Mum by Harmony92(f): 9:33pm On Aug 14, 2022
Pregnancy must bring out all your hidden fat cry

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Crime / Re: Four Dead In Opc-fulani Men Clash — Kwara Police [photo] by Harmony92(f): 11:45pm On Aug 13, 2022
This is really bad embarassed bt Fulani cattle sellers carry guns go market .

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Crime / Re: Photos Of Hon Mbazulike Iloka & Late Wife With Soludo by Harmony92(f): 9:17pm On Aug 12, 2022
Sometimes divorce is better for the sake of the children and mental wellbeing embarassed. Even with the happy face and smiles she was enduring domestic violence, while some women will be envying and praying to be in her position cry. RIP MA'AM.

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi's Billboard At Taraba City Gate Pulled Down (Photo) by Harmony92(f): 1:33am On Aug 12, 2022
Biodun556:
Tell Peter Obi to condemn IPOB terrorism if he is not their Patron

Peter Obi will cede South South oil wells to the East.

Beware!
The same way Buhari is building trains with Nigeria's money for his citizens in Niger abi? Or the same way Tinubu n Atiku is speaking against Fulani's inversion in Nigeria, and also making them untouchable.
Politics / Re: Peter Obi's Billboard At Taraba City Gate Pulled Down (Photo) by Harmony92(f): 1:28am On Aug 12, 2022
NaijaRoyalty:
Probably before it was erected

The carpenter is even seen fixing the nails in the picture

Tinubu supporters are fools
yea I can even see hammer n ply woods. I don't know why some Nigerians hate good things.

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