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Travel / Re: Jamaica City Guide: Montego, Neglril And Ocho Rios (photos) by Harzontorh: 5:14pm On Jan 25, 2016 |
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Travel / Jamaica City Guide: Montego, Neglril And Ocho Rios (photos) by Harzontorh: 5:12pm On Jan 25, 2016 |
CITY GUIDE: JAMAICAN COASTS (MONTEGO BAY, NEGRIL, OCHO RIOS) PICTURES A city Guide on the Jamaican coasts (Montego Bay, Negril and Ochio Rio) by - Mark Zolo On paper, the Jamaican Coast sounded like a dream destination. Throw in a beach? Damn, I couldn’t wait to go to Jamaica. It was a little grittier than I expected, which I liked, and within five days, I’d gotten used to the city life seen tons of amazing live music. A great time, right? But in reality, I found the place hugely disappointing. Too much sexy as this cities of JAMAICA would be recommended for sex lovers and nomads. My opinion changed when I got to Kingston and saw the Island’s interior, but towards the end of my first week skirting the touristy coastal towns on the north coast, I was counting the days for my flight to Cuba. People weren’t friendly, everything was massively over-priced, finding a good looking Jai girl was almost impossible—almost as impossible as walking down the street without being constantly accosted by aggressive hustlers. I thought the Gambia was bad, but the level of hustle in Jamaica is among of the worse I’ve encountered in 93 countries. These guys were like mosquitoes: angry, racist, red-eyed, blood suckers with dreadlocks, buzzing in your ear day and night. Yes, you meet the odd guy who’s not a cunt, but expect to hear the word “respect” in it’s most ironic. If I return, I’ll be hitting the East Coast. This isn’t Africa. In general, Jamaican women are fat, stocky and unattractive. The skinny ones are sexy, but finding a face above a six was hard. Kingston has some stunners, but during my first week on the coast, I was convinced the Spanish dumped all their ugly slave chicks here on their way to Cuba. I saw one knock out, but she was half- Syrian. Jamaicans are a masculine stock, mostly descended from the Akans (think Ghana) and the Igbo (warrior Nigerian tribe) in West Africa. If you’re coming from Cuba, the Bahamas, or even the DR, you’ll want to shot yourself in the dick with the drop off in quality. The reason for this? Fat is sexy in Jamaica. And the worst bit is these obese monsters (or “fluffy” women as the locals say) have more confidence than Russian models. Finding a chick without a belly is not a problem, but finding a decent face to go along with it is . Kingston is were you need to be. All that said, Jamaicans girls have really cute accents (almost as cute as Bohemians) and they are unrivaled on the dancefloor. MONTEGO BAY Overview: Mo Bay has good nightlife at the weekend and is probably the best of the three places to find a decent Jamaican girl, but logistics suck balls. Expect to shell out for taxis, pricey roomsm. Nightlife Venues: All the action takes place on Hip Strip . Margaritaville was the best spot in town. It’s twice the price for beers, but it’s got a lot of girls here. Come late. The next best place I recommend is right at the southern end of the strip called The Native . It’s got live music and it’s more a local scene. We were also lucky to be around for a massive outdoor party at Agua Sol .
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Travel / Re: Nairalander Photo-journalist Holiday In Ivory Coast (Abidjan) by Harzontorh: 11:25am On Jan 16, 2016 |
welcome to abidjan bro.. The African Paris |
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Travel / Re: Pls I Need Guide On How To Get To Cotonou And Also Where To Get Things Cheap by Harzontorh: 10:46pm On Nov 19, 2015 |
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Travel / Re: Travelling To Benin Republic by Harzontorh: 4:17pm On Nov 19, 2015 |
6. I'll advice you have 50k naira for transport, accommodation, food and others. Which you can never exhaust! 7. You wont feel like coming back to nigeria, because of their unexplainable 24hours power supply everywhere you go. Dey take light 30 minutes per week. You will also enjoy the roads and french lifestyle. If you realy wanto enjoy africa, i beg you checkout to ABIDJAN, i swear, you will never regret! Good luck. 7 Likes 1 Share |
Travel / Re: Travelling To Benin Republic by Harzontorh: 4:09pm On Nov 19, 2015 |
And if by straight bus from lagos to cotonou. You will go to agege to take direct bus. Its around 15,000 cfa thats 5000 naira. 2. Document: Id card only ,no need to collect new passport. And if you already have, then Good luck. 3. You can get all fashion stuffs mordern boutiques at cotonou which are european standards at cheaper rates, others at sakandji, pondji, and port-novo. Mostly african attires like ankara and other amazing fashion accessories are sold at pondji and other market. Like tokpa market in cotonou. 4. Buy clothes, wears, beads, jewellery (they call it bijouterrie in french) thats where it is the cheapest in west africa. After togo and probably senegal. 5. Hotels in pondji are generaly 10,000cfa/nights. Thats 3k. But you can get cheaper in cotonou at around 1,500 naira per night. Or go to a 'residence' its like hotel but not hotel. Price ranging 20,000cfa a week. Thats like 6k. 1 Like 1 Share |
Travel / Re: Travelling To Benin Republic by Harzontorh: 3:55pm On Nov 19, 2015 |
Hello Nairalanders. I have plans to visit Benin republic for business purpose(s).Benin republic is a good country, wish you all the best. Firstly, 1. You can go the through two means, either ur self or through big marcopolo buses. Going your self is cheaper. Just go to berger bustop in ojodu lagos or any good ones, like mile 2, agege, oshodi, but ojodu berger is good. Board a bus/danfo going to seme . Its normaly 800 or 1k. Take bike to cross the border. You dont need any thing except your id card, either national or student id or work. The bike to cross you will at most 500 and at least 200. He will settle minor guys with 50, 50 naira at borders, ask the bike man for seme garage. Take car to cotonou at most 5,000cfa thats like 1600 naira. Note: once you pass the border try exchanging your currency as soon as possible. Exchange rate is 1 naira = 2.9 cfa. 1 Like 2 Shares |
Travel / Re: Nigerians In Georgia Any One Here In Georgia? by Harzontorh: 2:01pm On Nov 19, 2015 |
Please, how did you get the visa. I mean what were their main requirments. And all the process Thanks. I am new. 1 Like |
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