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Foreign Affairs › Re: Renewed Violence Against Immigrants Breaks Out In South Africa by hatchy: 3:03pm On Oct 10
SAD Africa.
A country inhabited by big foreheaded homosepians who have refused to fully evolve to modern mankind.
Politics › Re: Ekiti Driver Borrows N3.5m To Campaign For Tinubu, Others by hatchy: 2:48pm On Oct 10
Show me one person supporting Bola that is mentally stable, none.

Imagine someone who haven't fed himself and family supporting Bola.

Politics › Re: Please Apologise To The President, Stop Calling Him Bola - Reno Appeals To Atiku by hatchy: 6:17am On Oct 10
BewareOf419:
Why Mexico 🇲🇽 never accepted this boy?
They never accepted him yet because the World Cup isn't over yet, the committee keeps fixing matches even when the Cup has left the US.

Isn't this the 8th wonders of the World.
Family › Re: My Drug Addict Brother (advice Us Please) by hatchy: 7:28pm On Oct 09
madridguy:
I can only pray for you and other family having this problem.

The drug addicts problem is now everywhere in Nigeria now.

There is a Muslim group/sect, SHAMSUDEEN and they specialize in treating people suffering from drug addiction at one of their mosque around Idimu, until the government arrest and closed the place for human rights abuse.
Why won't government close that yeye human rights abusive place. Just imagine what your religion can do in the name of treating people with drug addiction issues.

Back to topic.
My dear water don pass garri in that your brother's case, he will continue like that until he kills somebody or get himself killed. My nephew died two years ago under same circumstances.

Instead of waiting for him to kill your parents or any other person, try and source for funds and take him to a mental home, it's much better than keeping him home.

One killed his father with matchets week before last in Rumuokwurusi, just like that without any provocation.
Politics › Re: I Built Lekki Deep Seaport ; Tinubu, Sanwo-olu Took Glory’ - amaechi by hatchy: 8:21pm On Oct 08
Mumu Man, how many did you then build for your own people in Ikwerre land and South South.

A Tenant who decides to plant beautiful flowers in another man's house.
Foreign Affairs › Re: AU Rejects Ghana And Nigeria's Claim That SA Is Xenophobic by hatchy: 5:30pm On Oct 08
RandDigital:
SA, giant of Africa, will block all of Waste/Worst Africa. You'll keep running to Isra-hell for the devils protection 🇿🇦🏆🏆🏆
SAD Africa is still under the white dominant rule but those big foreheaded Zulu people will leave their oppressors and be fighting and killing their fellow blacks who helped them in the dark days of apartied.

Black SAD Africans are the worse of blacks and the most laziest homosepians ever to walk on the face of this planet.


Meanwhile AU is a toothless Bulldog who can't even build it's own secretariat, until China built it for them. What a shame of organisation. My Town union is more powerful, useful, respected, and financially solvent than the organisation.

Shame.
Politics › Re: Why Do Nigerians Like Titles So Much? (Photo) by hatchy: 12:01pm On Oct 07
That is an African thing but Nigeria's own is worse.

My clan king titles can fill a whole room.

Very nonsensical.
Politics › Re: 2027: North-West, South-West Lead As South-East Records Lowest Voter Strength by hatchy:
seunmsg:
Tinubu will win South west, north central and south south outrightly while he will also get over 40% in North west and get over 25% in north east. 25% is also possible in Ebonyi but I am not counting on any South East state to support the president.

Overall, only the president has a pathway to victory and this data confirms that clearly. The other two noisemakers clearly can't get the highest votes in the election and they have no pathway to getting 25% in 25 states.
Delu lu is allowed, not a crime to be delusional.

Console yourself with figures built in your head, the real deal always results to tears. January is no longer far.
Politics › Re: I Have No Evidence I Won The 2023 Election, But I Won - Peter Obi by hatchy: 6:37pm On Oct 06
Olurondo:
Peter Obi is a fool.Even Atiku Abubakar who was second place in the last election did not say this rubbish. How can you prove you won with no evidence?Ode!!
Imagine a nonentity calling a billionaire a fool.
Politics › Re: I Have No Evidence I Won The 2023 Election, But I Won - Peter Obi by hatchy: 6:30pm On Oct 06
madridguy:
Peter Obi is the most dishonest individual that can ever grace the surface of the earth.
You have suddenly appeared from no where just because you heard your tormentor's name being mentioned.

Obi won the election and you all knows that.

Why do you people not attack Atiku whom your INEC allocated second position, it's because you all know who won.

You know what, 2027 is not going to be like 2023. It will be aura for aura....do anyhow and see anyhow.
Politics › Re: 2027: Tinubu’s Re-election’ll Be Easier Than 2023 Victory – Wike by hatchy: 10:58am On Oct 06
Na fear dey make this man dey sound like broken record every Eke market day about this election.

Don't worry the time is not far again because your eyes will soon clear. 2027 is not and will never be like 2023. I hope you have also prepared your sons to be at the forefront of the w@r because the election will be between Nigerians and the few corrupt people who have continued to hold the country hostage.
Politics › Re: US Commendation: CSO Commends Tinubu, Ribadu, Security Agencies by hatchy:
Nigerians will not rest this week because the US African affairs department commended Tinubu.

Tomorrow's news headline will go this way:

1. Channels TV: President Trump have invited his excellency, President Tinubu to dine and wine and celebrate achievements this milestone in Washington DC

2. Bayo Onanuga: President Tinubu to travel to the US to recieve an award for chasing Fulani Jihadists in Benue.

3. TVC: Tinubu’s milestones celebrated in the US, Mamdani in attendance.

4. Reno Omokri: UNGA 81 to reconvene to congratulate PBAT

5. Dave Umahi: Obi wants to steal the award Trump is planning to give to Tinubu, so the entire South East should not vote him

6. Soludo: Peter Obi is owing the manufacturers of military hardware in Benue but Tinubu bailed governor Alia out. Shame on Obi.

7. Wike: We will rig the Fulanis out of Nigeria to Zimbabwe. They are Atiku's kinsmen.

8. APC Online 2k workers: No other President have achieved this feat since Mongo Park discovered the sea route to India.

9. Okpebholo: This achievement is confusing me, we have to increase the number.

10. Akpabio: Natasha must not be invited to the celebration mbok.
NYSC › Re: Curvy Corper Causes Stir At NYSC Camp by hatchy: 7:33am On Oct 05
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Her curves got her this far angry

And the probability that the same curves will take her beyond where most of her mates can never get so long we have senators and house of representatives members whose blokos won't stop scratching is high angry
Please let's hide this information from the SINate president, Godswill Akpamu.

No one should make the mistake of releasing this pictures to him, even though he may also be here in Nairaland just like Rhino Omo-Kriminal.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Flydubai Co-Pilot Planned “Terrorist Act”, Attacked Captaian With Cockpit Axe by hatchy: 4:48pm On Oct 04
[quote author=HacheNoire post=140822916]The Hollywood movie!

Nollywood will do better than that!

Israel cannot fool the world any longer!

We already used to that format!

one of the deluded person who believes that the incident was planned and executed by Israel.

Keep delu lu ya sef.
Politics › Re: Atiku & Obi must get the Governor's approval before coming to Edo - Tenebe by hatchy:
Richtaiwo:
To be forewarned is to be forearmed.

If you enter a state without notifying its Chief Security Officer, don’t expect him to take responsibility for consequences arising from your deliberate disregard of protocol.

Following laid-down procedures costs nothing. But if you prefer social-media rats cheering your recklessness, by all means, ignore the authorities and proceed.
Just imagine what a supposed grown-up is spewing.

Taiwo, would you have said this thr@sh if you were on the flip side.

This is shameful. Grow up.
Politics › Re: Governor Mbah Pardons, Commutes Sentences Of 13 Enugu Inmates by hatchy: 9:52am On Oct 04
Antichristian2:
This should be stopped. How can a murderer, drug pusher, bandit, thief etc have their sentences reduced or freed after serving some years?

Justice is dead!
Not satisfied?
Go to court.
Politics › Re: Governor Mbah Pardons, Commutes Sentences Of 13 Enugu Inmates by hatchy: 9:51am On Oct 04
Anigreat:
shocked


Good governor in a very wrong useless and satanic party. He could’ve been in any party but not that drug sniffing, terrorists , kleptomaniacs , filled party call APC.
Hia!
Bro take it easy. We all know that Tinubu is a bad man with bad intentions, however today is Sunday, let's leave the bashing and dragging for today. Tomorrow is another day.
Politics › Re: Wike Takes Resignation Threat To Hometown by hatchy: 10:58pm On Oct 03
With all these noise by Wike, the hardship, suffering, lack of jobs and corruption, if Nigerians fail to chase APC out of power then it is never going to be well for ever in this country.

Wike will be disgraced out of power because I see a possible political crises ahead and Nigerians may revolt if the ruling party rig the 2027 election.
Nairaland General › Re: Hausa Man Returns Deaf Trader’s Secret Savings At Warri Market After His Death by hatchy: 10:51pm On Oct 03
doctore212:
I wish na me get this money, I will take them and buy mint.

The next thing na to enter club and carry two big oloshos .
I like enjoying my life and olosho makes me happy
Who allowed all this underage children to register in this platform. Seun please you can do better by weeding out all the kids who ought to be washing plates in the kitchen from this platform.

Operation restore sanity.
Politics › Re: APC Praise Singer Rarara Escapes Attack As Youths Reject Pro-Tinubu Song In FCT by hatchy: 10:46pm On Oct 03
yarimo:
Una no dey tire with fake news
Fake news because Peter Obi's name was not mentioned there.

Nigerians are waiting to hear how and what your Tinubu will tell them during election campaign.

Tinubu is a confirmed OTP.
Travel › Re: A 1963 Serene Picture Of Tinubu Square Lagos by hatchy: 7:51pm On Oct 03
Betgold84:
Nairaland.com just dry

No new
No fun
Omo
This space is now cursed since Seun became partisan and tribalistic.

Alahuakuba!
Politics › Re: Elderly Yoruba Woman Sparks Reactions With Bold Claim About APC Supporters(Fotos by hatchy: 2:01pm On Oct 03
Omenka
Seunmsg
Helinues
Madridguy
FreeStuffsNG
Richtaiwo
....and all the online 2k per post hustlers will hide from this post.
Politics › Re: “Tinubu’s Policies Killed My Mother” - Rotimi Amaechi (video) by hatchy: 11:17am On Oct 03
This man have mental issues.

Right from his days in Rivers governor the people knew their governor talks anyhow. He spew rubbish almost all the time he have the opportunity to hold a mic.
Politics › Re: "He Who Sells His Brother/sister Will Make The Buyer Never To Trust Him.." Umahi by hatchy: 11:09am On Oct 03
VOsimhen144:
If they born that drugiee in aso rock well, he should make this forthcoming presidential election a free and fair election.
Even if he doesn't make it well, we will make it well for him.

The rigging won't work this time around. It's going to be RIG n KP@!
Politics › Re: Peter Obi And His Cabinet Will Not Steal If Elected - Amaechi by hatchy: 11:02am On Oct 03
Jayhome24:
You ain't making any sense I have h8ted obi even before he became governor of Anambra I didn't have BP is it now I wan have BP? You beta stf and go to hell.

Your obi won't step his filthy feets on our Aso Rock so you can do your worst.
You see why I advised that you slow down because of an imminent heart attack, you still talk with so much bitterness and rage, STOP!

Your h8te, whether now or even before he became governor won't stop what Nigerians want. He will be president in 2027 and I pray that you stay @live and witness good governance.

Happy weekend.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi And His Cabinet Will Not Steal If Elected - Amaechi by hatchy: 10:16am On Oct 03
Jayhome24:
Ok if elected in your ikwerre kingdom as your new king I guess.

Go and tell that to obi after he enter his grave. Let him go to heaven or hell and practise his sainthood holiness there but here it wil never ever happen come rain come fire.

The liar and thief who stole workers money and ofloaded $35m Anambra money to offshore account in his daughter account can not steal public money so those ones he stole is secret money ba?

Anyway amaechi that your story is a dead story go tell that to ikwerre pipu they will buy it, ghotara?
HBP is real, take it easy Bro.

If you kpai today none of Tinubu’s family will remember you or your family. Don't kpai before your time because you are playing politics of bitterness.

Obi will be president in 2027 so don't make statements that can hurt you in the future
Politics › Re: Peter Obi And His Cabinet Will Not Steal If Elected - Amaechi by hatchy: 10:12am On Oct 03
helinues:
On a lighter note, Peter Obi is actually a bad manager when it comes to funds, money

Building primary and secondary school is one of the duties of the LG chairman which Peter Obi refused to conduct LG election for good 7 years while still not build a single school all through his 8 years as Anambra state governor. What happened to the LG allocations he received for that 7 years?

When GEJ was seeking reelection, Peter Obi was appointed as one of the coordinator, money was given to him, Obi rather shared the money by himself, 2k to the voters out of the millions he received. From the video, he didn't spend up to N2m, considering how much GEJ spent on his reelection, Obi will receive nothing less than N50m

When Obi viced Atiku in 2019, even for the fact that he was stingy to spend his personal money for the campaign, the money still given to him by Atiku and other campaign team, Obi couldn't account for it, hence Atiku ignored him in 2023 as VP.

After the 2023 election, Till today, Peter Obi, Labour party, the likes of Aisha Yesufu are unable to give details of how they spent the campaign money given to them. I have never heard it anywhere before where a political party will claim they spent more money on after the election court proceedings than the main election campaign.

Gate gate, 2 legs on the ground , they can't all be coincidence, Peter Obi is bad manager or perhaps corrupt when it comes to money
Is this the new update in your WhatsApp group this weekend, Copy and Paste.

There's nothing any of you guys can do to save Bola the druggie because water don pass garri already. Bola is OTP.

Meanwhile stop that copy and paste jargon.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi And His Cabinet Will Not Steal If Elected - Amaechi by hatchy: 10:07am On Oct 03
AMINDA:
Atiku and Amaechi have been nothing but gracious towards Peter Obi even while he was in the coalition, but all they get in return from Obidients are insults and disrespect. They forget that Peter Obi was Atiku's running mate in 2019. Maybe Atiku changed into the bad man that he now is between 2019 and now.
You should have to saperate Peter Obi from the Obidients which is a movement comprising of millions of people with diverse backgrounds and characters, even thieves, but who wants a working country.

Their behaviours online and offline is never a reflection of Peter Obi's lifestyle who is humble and respectful, so don't lump them together even if he has them as a support base.

Nigeria will be OK las las
Politics › Re: Peter Obi And His Cabinet Will Not Steal If Elected - Amaechi by hatchy: 10:02am On Oct 03
yinkus6750:
Yes just like OBJ & his cabinet members.
Same with PMB & his cabinet members too.
We've seen it all.
Yinka make you rest, everything is not politics.
There are traits that comes from our DNA and you can't suppress it no matter what.

Peter Obi have changed the face of politics in Nigeria because of his inherent traits of accountability in stewardship because he is not out there to steal public funds. This cannot be said of your Bola who is an epitome of corruption and drugs dealing.
Islam › Re: Christian Brother Went To Bauchi For NYSC And Returned As A Muslim by hatchy: 3:57pm On Oct 02
They killed Deborah

They highjacked a plane the other day.

Police be unto him (PBUH)

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