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SportsRe: Buckley Targets Anthony Joshua Over Nigeria Flag Calls Him Ungrateful Hyprocrite by hatchy: 5:51pm On Dec 21, 2025
They can only attack the blacks but will never say pim to the Arabians who have completely taken over the UK, waving flags of the so called liberation country in the middle East.
PoliticsRe: US Signs Health Deal To Aid Christians In Nigeria. by hatchy: 10:58am On Dec 21, 2025
Enemies within will cry blood after reading this news today. They know themselves because if I mention names now the wicked and biased moderators will ban me and delete my comment.

God bless the tormentor of Terrorists, Donald J. Trump. You are a true defender of the Christian faith.
FamilyRe: Women In Your 30's & 40's, What Advice Will You Give To A 20 Year Old Wom Today? by hatchy: 12:01am On Dec 21, 2025
To me as a woman, not all women are marriable. Husband is everywhere you go, they ain't scarce, they're only afraid to marry the wrong woman.

Therefore, my fellow women, groom yourself and have good character, be industrious. Leave hookup.....e no dey help. Also know that our time is like the morning flower, we fade with age.
EducationRe: President Tinubu Condoles Sheikh Dahiru's Family, Renames Bauchi University by hatchy: 9:48pm On Dec 20, 2025
TrustAbj:
This is a nice gesture at least ummah will appreciate
How is it a nice gesture?
Ok, because it's Muslim name. My dear try and get off this religious thing off your head. Tinubu knows what he's doing because of 2027, but God of the universe will not allow this affliction on this country a second time.

January is few days from now, people will cry blood. You better get your piggy bank ready to save cash and recieve cash if not, Otilo!

Tax! Tax!! Tax!!!....Tax master is on his way, he'll arrive Nigeria and straight to your house on the 1st of January 2026, so prepare a good meal to host your visitor
EducationRe: President Tinubu Condoles Sheikh Dahiru's Family, Renames Bauchi University by hatchy: 9:35pm On Dec 20, 2025
What is this obsession with this man with naming and renaming things, both the ones that existed before him and the ones he managed to complete.

He has renamed all the barracks, roads, civic and conference centers, stadium, airports to his name and those he feels will make him to get votes.

He is setting a bad precedent to others that will come after him in 2027
PoliticsRe: Tax Laws Forgery: President Tinubu After Total Power, Says ADC by hatchy:
HgAkpobomeEr:
ADC is just a noise-making party. They should go and sleep.
You work more than all other laptop boys, always on every thread. I'm sure you don't even sleep. Your pay must be really high, at least 34k while the other ones take home 30k. Hmmmm...that's interesting and at the same time shameful.

This wicked administration must be booted out in the 2027 election if this country is to survive, or else it is finished.
PoliticsRe: Only A Fool On A Suicidal Path Will challenge Tinubu In 2027 - VP Shettima by hatchy: 5:37pm On Dec 20, 2025
mascot87:
A dream that can never come to reality. Keep deceiving yourself
Mosquito abi what are you called.....Jonathan never thought he would be defeated too, even though the election was also manipulated against him coupled with the foreign governments and terrorists involvement in that election.

Don't underestimate what the will power of millions of people can do. There may be serious crises if the election is manipulated again this time. That is why we are calling for a free and fair election so that even if Tinubu wins he should be allowed, and if the opposition wins, they should also be allowed. We don't need any electoral induced crises in Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s Growing Begging Economy - Farooq Kperogi by hatchy:
The worst are girlfriends. They can request, beg, ask, demand etc.
Dating a girl now becomes a bigger burden as you'll now turn to their ATM. They come with this entitlement mentality that because they share their body with you then you must shoulder all their financial responsibilities.

It weighs me down and because of this I have decided not to date anymore after I have walked out of countless relationships that doesn't add anything to my life, instead I spend more than I earn.

Bye bye to relationships. I have real peace of mind now.
CrimeRe: Gun Battle In Rivers State, Kidnappers Sharing Ransom Killed, Victim Rescued by hatchy: 9:09am On Dec 20, 2025
Weldone Police....

However, you people should try and change this your regular reporting style that is now your favourite lines and identity.

"The kidnappers escaped into the bush with gunshot wounds"

"With the superior firepower of the police they were neutralise"
PoliticsRe: NAFDAC Bans Indomie Vegetable Flavour Noodles by hatchy:
According to a Friday statement cited by TVC News on the official Website of the agency, the French Authority (Rappel Conso of France) issued a notice regarding a recall of Indomie brand Noodles Vegetable Flavour product.

Just imagine ths..... So if the French Authorities didn't issued a notice, our own Oluwole NAFDAC agency here wouldn't have known about it. All they concern themselves with is to issue useless numbers without proper forensic laboratory research.

Disgraced Agency.
PoliticsRe: 2026 Budget: Tinubu Presents Historic ₦58 Trillion To National Assembly by hatchy: 10:07pm On Dec 19, 2025
ebukal67x:
This is a budget of recovery and growth.
You are a BOT. Keep shut and allow real humans here to comment on matters that affect everyday people
PoliticsRe: INEC Meeting: PDP Says It Awaits Court Judgment On Party Leadership by hatchy: 10:03pm On Dec 19, 2025
ebukal67x:
You go still do press release after court verdict?
APC Nairaland Bot, abeg free us make we hear word.

If truly Wike and his committee of friends are the real opposition fictional leaders, how many times have they critique government policies. It shows that he and his friends have never meant well for the country.

Las las una go cry.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Soldiers Released From Burkina Faso Arrive In Ghana by hatchy: 9:55pm On Dec 19, 2025
regenerateman:
So they are no longer going to Portugal again?
Audio Portugal!

The Portuguese government denied any knowledge of Nigeria Aircraft coming to their country for any maintenance.

The Boukina Fasso government saw something extra ordinary about that Aircraft before they forced it down and seized it.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Soldiers Released From Burkina Faso Arrive In Ghana by hatchy: 9:51pm On Dec 19, 2025
I hope those Akwaba Ghana people will not take their own turn to detain them too.

Everybody is having a field day with Nigeria because of Tinubu.
PoliticsRe: FG Backtracks, Removes Tinubu Campaign Posters From Abuja Roads by hatchy: 8:48pm On Dec 19, 2025
carzeem1:
Come Lagos, everywhere is branded Tinubu
Even at that he'll still lose Lagos.

Man is failure personified. Someone who took office and Nigerians missed incompetent Buhari dearly.
PoliticsRe: INEC Summons PDP warring factions For Reconciliation Meeting by hatchy: 8:37pm On Dec 19, 2025
NgeneUkwenu:
Turaki should resign and accept Wike's leadership. Anything short of this, will not be acceptable to us!

Wike Leads, We Follow!
If I summon thunder for you in this dry season Nairalanders and your village people will term me a very extra ordinary wicked man, but I forgive you.
Go and sin no more
PoliticsRe: Believe Any Tinubu Budget At Your Own Peril - Mahdi Shehu by hatchy: 6:34pm On Dec 19, 2025
Tinubu is incompetent and lacks the capacity to govern a complex country like Nigeria.
He is only there for him as president, like a crown to be added to his many other achievements in life. An ambition he had nursed and pursued all his political life.

This man have done more harm to this country than all the past presidents put together.
Today Nigeria is owning more than
what the whole of Africa owes put together.

This is Sh@meful
PoliticsRe: Rome Wasn’t Destroyed By Outside Invaders -Shettima Warns Tinubu, APC Chieftains by hatchy: 5:33pm On Dec 19, 2025
Jones4190:
Where is Peter son of obi? When is he going to accept that he is a failure?
You just increased the power of the machine that sustain your life.

All you online laptop Agbadorians' life depends on how many times you mention the name Peter Obi. If you fail to mention his name at least ten thousand times a day you don kpai be that. More mention is equal to how long your life is sustained.
CrimeRe: Missing Police Officer Found Dead In Benue by hatchy: 5:28pm On Dec 19, 2025
Police with their bad reporting.

What killed him?
How did he die?
Who killed him?


A lot of questions that required answers
FamilyRe: Man Criticizes His Late Boss's Wife For Remarrying After Six Months by hatchy: 2:48pm On Dec 19, 2025
Believe everything you read online at your own peril.


Please where is the "Pride Price" I want to collect it for safe keeping for your boss family.
PoliticsRe: Ngige In Happy Mood, Attends APC Caucus Meeting Hours After Release On Bail by hatchy: 11:04pm On Dec 18, 2025
seunmsg:
On no account should the case against him be dropped. The case must be prosecuted diligently and justice served at the end of the day.
Agbadorians always having e£ection on matters way bigger than their lineage. Do you know who Chris Ngige is?

Were you even born when he was governor of Anambra State. Please do your own research (DYOR).
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Air Force C-130 Crew Continues Mission From Burkina Faso To Portugal by hatchy: 10:59pm On Dec 18, 2025
commoditiesnig:
Lol i supposed you didn't follow the news from onset. The NAF has stated from day 1 the crew were on thier way to Portugal.
Either you're ignorant or mischievous!. Your last paragraph very immature of you.
Please carry your wahala go one side. All these laptop supporters of Tinubu failures, you guys don't like criticism. It pains you guys to the bone marrow when they point out flaws in the government.

Sickening!
Foreign AffairsRe: Venezuela Stole Our Oil And We Want It Back - Trump (Photos) by hatchy: 7:40pm On Dec 18, 2025
ebukal67x:
Peter Obi should be explaining to us how he stopped the stealing of oil in the South East when he was governor of Anambra.
See them, Tinubu laptop boys, they have landed.

They cannot survive a munite without mentioning the man's name. It is now proved with empirical facts that the engine that keeps you people alive depends on how many times you mention Peter Obi's name.

You're not surviving 2027, mark my words because the Tsunami will consume many more than expected.

OTP you are.
BusinessRe: Man Orders Maruwa For ₦35,000 On Temu, See What He Got (Photos/Video) by hatchy: 7:17pm On Dec 18, 2025
My very first time I ordered something on that scam platform was the same time I installed it.

I ordered for Perfumes and paid a good sum of amount, when it arrived I saw some funny looking things in a long bottles like lip sticks as the Perfumes. Also for the cloths I ordered, very fake.

I installed it immediately.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Air Force C-130 Crew Continues Mission From Burkina Faso To Portugal by hatchy: 7:03pm On Dec 18, 2025
This is just to save face.
The crew haven't said what and where they were going to before those mad people stopped and arrested a whole Nigerian military craft.

Anyway they will just go to one local airport in Portugal and land, stay for few days and make U Turn and return, then we clap for them.
PoliticsRe: Bishop Hassan Kukah Visits Nnamdi Kanu In Sokoto Prisons- Picture by hatchy: 5:30pm On Dec 18, 2025
Bishop is now trying to save face but the harm is already done.

Bishop Kukah you already cooked yourself for denying the Christian genocide happening in the far North and Middle Belt region.

Sh@meful!
PropertiesRe: Land Vs House: Which Is A Better Investment Between These Two? by hatchy: 4:14pm On Dec 18, 2025
Building and renting comes with so much wahala.

Ademola, Ahmed, Chinedu....when their wahala of renewing their rents starts, sometimes you'll regret putting up such an investment.

Yes, building and renting don't give you immediate return on investment. It takes many years, however, land banking is preferred over building and renting. Building and renting can still be asset banking such that you can sell many years later.

The best of it all is to buy houses, renovate or pull down, build and resell. You'll make more money.
FoodRe: Most Stolen Grocery Items By Country by hatchy: 10:24am On Dec 18, 2025
Mirasteel:
How did they know all these? nonsense list.
Those apprehended in the act, missing items records from the stores, police arrest and prosecutions database, forensic audits reports database.

Use your head na.....you no go school?
PoliticsRe: Reps Amend Electoral Act, Approve Mandatory Electronic Transmission Of Results by hatchy: 10:08am On Dec 18, 2025
We are getting there little by little.

Tinubu’s on your mandate anthem in the mud.

OTP you are.
FoodRe: ₦186k Contribution: Do These Food Items Really Measure Up? by hatchy:
Love800:
Tea beverages(milk, chocolate), i guess your child is the one drinking those items!
I can't remember the last time i took tea.
He did not ask you who will drink the tea. He asked for the market wort of the items.

Readum`, comprehendum`, then commentum on topica`

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