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PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Didn’t Deceive Anybody, ADC Not Atiku’s Property – Shaibu To Keyamo by hatchy: 6:46pm On Jan 02
Very apt. They are already shitting in their pants.

Tinubu is OTP insha Allah
TravelRe: How Do I Migrate To St. Lucia As A Nigerian? Study Or Work Visa? by hatchy: 4:34pm On Jan 02
NewHe:
He's been in Cameroon for 5 years, he couldn't have voted for Tinubu!
Yes, he's been there over 5 years now, but he is supporting the docile and incompetent president from that side.

Most of the wicked, unapologetic and unrepentant supporters of this wicked administration live outside this country and are 99% from the West. They are the ones who take the main contract from Bayo Onanuga and hire the local data boys who are paid 30k monthly. Perhaps this person is just one of them wey never hammer from go'mment
PoliticsRe: Questions & Answers On The New Nigeria Tax Law by hatchy: 3:03pm On Jan 02
All the APC Voltrons have already positioned themselves to post and support this thread. Look at them up there and throughout the topic posting and applauding the wicked taxation.

"Reduce their purchasing power, spread the tax net"

Bola Tinubu, 2020
PoliticsRe: List Of What Tinubu Has Done In 3 Years - Akingangan by hatchy: 5:52am On Jan 02
AqualinaXYZ:
Old national anthem an achievement?
Jesus
That is to tell you that they usually don't have brain, once you start supporting Tinubu and a member of APC.

PoliticsRe: Governor Abba Yusuf In Happy Mood With Kano APC Chairman & Stakeholders (pix) by hatchy: 5:49am On Jan 02
Alliswell248:
He is far bigger than him in everyway.
What did the agulu liar achieved as a governor?
The Agulu liar will soon rule over your life, family, community and your state. I don't know what will become of you by then because with this bitter bile in you and your cohorts I have no doubts that many of you will end up for the noose.
PoliticsRe: Be Honest: After Nearly Three Years In Office, Does Tinubu Deserve Reelection? by hatchy: 9:08pm On Jan 01
The incompetent man knows that he is One Term President.

OTP.
PoliticsRe: ADC: Obi’s Defection Rattles Aso Rock Ahead Of 2027 — Atiku’s Aide by hatchy: 7:52pm On Jan 01
yarimo:
Hehehe OBI that can't even win his poling unit for his party in last anambra state governorship election grin
Very stale. Say something new.
PoliticsRe: Convert To Islam Or Die — ISWAP Burns Down Christian Village In Adamawa by hatchy: 7:35pm On Jan 01
Where is the Sultan of Silent.

I'm asking for Mike Arnold.
PoliticsRe: ADC Faction Disowns Peter Obi, Rejects Enugu Registration by hatchy: 7:31pm On Jan 01
Let Tinubu rest na, oga rest.
You cannot be inducing problem in every political party in Nigeria just because you want to go unchallenged. You are sowing crises in a larger scale.

They have used EFCC, Wike, Abure, Apapa and any other willing tool to destabilise other political parties.

This thing won't end well, honestly.
PoliticsRe: You Failed As Anambra Governor, Bayo Onanuga Slams Peter Obi by hatchy: 4:39pm On Jan 01
Bayo Onanuga is not feeling too well. He sees Peter Obi in his dream, his soup, his Amala....in virtually everything around him....that's a serious sign of illness.

Nairaland GeneralRe: Happy New Year 2026!! by hatchy:
Happy New Year to all Nairalanders including my opposition colleagues 30k data boys and Agbadorians. We are all one despite our political affiliation, differences and disagreements. We all wish and hope for a better Nigeria.

May this year bring lots of goodies in good health.

Meanwhile, Seun tell your moderators to stop placing my account on 30 munites ban. I don't like it. This is new year o.
PoliticsRe: We made the biggest political mistake fielding Obi in 2023, we apologise - LP by hatchy: 7:18pm On Dec 31, 2025
SadiqBabaSani:
Voice of Hand of Jacob Voice of Esau, who is bankrolling you Oga ?
Bayo Onanuga and Nyesom Wike have spoken unbehalve of Tinubu.


Meanwhile see little known LP is talking too.

Hahahahaaaaa.....small nyash dey shake ooo
PoliticsRe: Governor Abba Yusuf In Happy Mood With Kano APC Chairman & Stakeholders (pix) by hatchy: 7:15pm On Dec 31, 2025
Alliswell248:
Kwankwasho is far bigger than peter obi in every way.
Don't run away.
First he is a PhD holder.
He sent not less than 300 kano indigenes abroad for PhD studies.
I can list more
We are talking about political alignment not his educational background.
Ok, Obi doesn't have a PhD but he is a multi millionaire.

Agbadorians make una try to get s£zse...

PoliticsRe: Governor Abba Yusuf In Happy Mood With Kano APC Chairman & Stakeholders (pix) by hatchy: 7:13pm On Dec 31, 2025
Alliswell248:
Jobless man....
No wonder....
Pls don't let anyone lure you into drug trafficking since you are jobless.
Just like Daniel Bwahala said, this is what a typical APC member is....

PoliticsRe: I Was Paid ₦100,000 To Bomb Worshippers – Suspected Maiduguri Suicide Bomber by hatchy: 4:18pm On Dec 31, 2025
Validated:
Nonsense, so the worshippers did not see fresh diggings in the mosque or was the mosque as sand dune?
That bombing was a TAQQYAH decoy to change the narrative about Islamic Terrorists killing Christians.
Your brain dey function 101%.
They think we are all fools, instead they're the ones fooling themselves.
PoliticsRe: Implementation Of New Tax law Can Commence On 1st Jan 2026 - Court by hatchy: 4:13pm On Dec 31, 2025
Omalicious1:
The funny thing is, the rich won't complain. It is the poor that are exempted from the tax that will now be complaining. Most of them are Agbadorians
My dear this matter get as e be o!
What will these data boys do, upon say na 30k be their salary they still will tax it.
PoliticsRe: Implementation Of New Tax law Can Commence On 1st Jan 2026 - Court by hatchy: 4:11pm On Dec 31, 2025
I pity all the data boys. Their meager 30k monthly salary will still be taxed.
How will they survive, eehn!
PoliticsRe: Governor Abba Yusuf In Happy Mood With Kano APC Chairman & Stakeholders (pix) by hatchy: 3:49pm On Dec 31, 2025
I'm here to press Agbadorians and data boys neck for free. Please quote me for free neck pressing. I go drag una like Tiger Generator going forward. I've been jobless, this is my newest job now. Una go hear am.

The biased moderators will soon ban my account out of envy, hate, ethnic biases and my party affiliation.
PoliticsRe: Governor Abba Yusuf In Happy Mood With Kano APC Chairman & Stakeholders (pix) by hatchy: 3:41pm On Dec 31, 2025
yarimo:
Thank God kwankwaso has influence in north west, unlike peter obi who can't even win his poling unit for his party in last anambra state governorship election
If you believe that Tinubu is One Term President (OTP) say a louder Ameeeeen!

I'm here to trouble the hearts of data boys and their WhatsApp group members. This space will be hot for you all starting from January first.

First thing first....your 30k stipend will be taxed from tomorrow. How you want take feed family now na?
BusinessRe: Why Shoprite Shut Down; Moniepoint Trying To Recover ₦2.4 Billion Loan by hatchy: 3:32pm On Dec 31, 2025
What you just said is a big fat lie.

It is the APC economy caused it. Ever since this evil party took over in 2015 many businesses have closed.

Then enter the Agbado master who knows next to nothing in job and wealth creation, other than to tax the citizens and reduce their purchasing power. The calamity in the presidency doesn't have the mental capacity to handle a complex country and economy like Nigeria.

Tinubu is OTP.
PoliticsRe: Governor Abba Yusuf In Happy Mood With Kano APC Chairman & Stakeholders (pix) by hatchy: 3:27pm On Dec 31, 2025
stuffs2002:
Na why everyone dey talk say Una no fit ever get sense enough that.
Everyone is data boy as long as he is not supporting the pandora criminal
Do you know that OBIDIENTS are being paid but very very poorly
Yes let them be paid, even poorly. I'm doing my own freely.

I am here to taste all your tears which is very delicious. I am the tormentor of the data boys and their WhatsApp group members like you.
PoliticsRe: Governor Abba Yusuf In Happy Mood With Kano APC Chairman & Stakeholders (pix) by hatchy: 3:24pm On Dec 31, 2025
yarimo:
Politically kwankwaso is greater than peter obi by far
So said by one of Tinubu’s data boys working tirelessly for his 30k monthly stipend.

Now, as you said Kwankwaso is greater than Peter Obi, we agree, but he'll only end in the North West were his influence starts and stopped.

Tell yourself the truth and shame the devil, who knows Kwankwaso down south. Is he a political heavyweight as you said?

Only time will tell.

Tinubu is OTP gaskiya!
PoliticsRe: Governor Abba Yusuf In Happy Mood With Kano APC Chairman & Stakeholders (pix) by hatchy: 3:20pm On Dec 31, 2025
stuffs2002:
Why would Kwankwaso deputise a lowly rated politician like Obi
One of the data boys working for his 30k spotted.

More efforts please so that after tax on the 30k you'll still have something reasonable to go home with.
PoliticsRe: Governor Abba Yusuf In Happy Mood With Kano APC Chairman & Stakeholders (pix) by hatchy: 2:55pm On Dec 31, 2025
iwaeda:
How many of these people will be here in 2027, Only God can ascertain. grin grin grin grin grin
But you are not God. Allow him to decide.

Not doing anything because you know that you'll die, even though you don't know the day or hour is even worse. Do something impactful to your life, family, community and the country at large.

Happy new year in advance.
PoliticsRe: Governor Abba Yusuf In Happy Mood With Kano APC Chairman & Stakeholders (pix) by hatchy: 2:48pm On Dec 31, 2025
Emekaonline:
And what will you do if your prayers are not answered but your Obi eventually end up accepting to be VP insteadhuh?
We don't mind even if he deputise Atiku. In fact that is what he have already settled for, so far Tinubu will be kicked out, no problems.

We cannot be deceived anymore with stories of "It is the turn of the South".
That lame excuse won't work again. Afterall Tinubu aligned with a Northerner, Buhari, and removed Jonathan, a Southerner. We shall give him same treatment.

More tears please...let it flow.
PoliticsRe: Governor Abba Yusuf In Happy Mood With Kano APC Chairman & Stakeholders (pix) by hatchy: 2:42pm On Dec 31, 2025
Riskymarvelous:
Because òbí is about to join ADC and hold their presidential ticket naso data boys and Seun go dey put 2023 pictures for front page to make yarimo hellinus Madridguy and legendaryhero happy small 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ÒBÍ as ADC presidential candidate and aminu Tambuwal or bala mohammed as VP that is how tinubu and his corrupted members land in ìrágbìjí in osun state before 3pm on election day
My brother in ADC, together we shall give all of the BP. All those you mentioned there and many others resident in Twitter (X) have been crying in their WhatsApp group since morning. Tears flowing like River Benue uncontrollably.

Peter Obi's declaration came to them as a surprise because they all thought he would remain in Tinubu’s LP. Even if Obi deputise Atiku we don't mind, all we want is to kick out the calamity in Aso Villa.

It is now confirmed Tinubu is OTP.
PoliticsRe: Governor Abba Yusuf In Happy Mood With Kano APC Chairman & Stakeholders (pix) by hatchy: 2:34pm On Dec 31, 2025
Orlandoo:
Kwankwaso should hurry up and join ADC.
That man have too much pride. By now he would have been the vice president of the Federal Republic but his pride didn't allow him to deputise Obi, of which he regretted it in one of his speech.

Anyway, if he comes to ADC fine, if he chooses APC it's also fine for him. Everybody is looking for his own pathway to success, except Tinubu’s online data boys who will remain stagnant with their 30k stipend even with the evil taxation that starts tomorrow.
PoliticsRe: 2027: We will resist any plot to rig elections - Peter Obi by hatchy: 2:24pm On Dec 31, 2025
seunmsg:
The report of the last election clearly showed that rigging was more pronounced in the south east than any other region in Nigeria. So, when the major beneficiary of the 2023 rigging has made rigging the talking point of his 2027 presidential contest, I think it’s better for INEC to start taking notice.
Oga what did you people do in Rivers State in 2023, answer this simple question.

Anyway, I'm here to puncture all the lies and propaganda from your WhatsApp group. I'm doing it at no cost and I'm not expecting any reward other than a better country for all of us, while you people do all you do for money, food, tribalism, sectionalism and religious sentiments. This is shameful.

In 2027 the Census of Nigeria will be counted via votes casted. Census of the foolish people and the wise ones who want a better country.

Tinubu is OTP.

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