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Crime › Re: Herdsmen Attack Otukpo in Benue, Kill 15 Persons, Injure Scores by hatchy: 7:27pm On Jul 28
Special Announcement !!!

I command and invoke the spirit of Whitlow on the fingers of the Mods that ban my account each time I make comments that criticise Tinubu or their databoys.
May your fingers be like the way Nigeria is presently going. Amen!
Crime › Re: Herdsmen Attack Otukpo in Benue, Kill 15 Persons, Injure Scores by hatchy: 7:23pm On Jul 28
Mirasteel:
When will this nonsense stop, can't the governor drive these people out of the state or what?
Governor keh!

No oo! He won't drive his oppressors and killers. The only place he shows strength is on Peter Obi.
Crime › Re: Marvis Osakwe: Nigerian Killed In South Africa (picture) by hatchy: 10:26am On Jul 25
Shameless people. No RIP to waste, I'll rather give it to Daniel Bwahala who deserves it.
Family › Re: Man Gives 5 Reasons He Doesn't Want Children by hatchy: 10:10pm On Jul 24
Not surprised, it's not him talking. Something is talking thru him....it's called Igbo (Ganja)



Look at his black lips
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Accuses U.S. Of Striking IRGC Naval Headquarters In Northern Province by hatchy: 6:15pm On Jul 24
This is very funny, honestly.
So, where are they supposed to strike, market place?

Dear Lord of host, kindly hardened the hearts of the IRGC just like you did to Pharaoh so that they will be foolish enough to drop just one missile into Israel.

That will lead to the real Ammagedon of Iran and settle this back and forth fighting once and for all.
Celebrities › Re: Don't Let Me Die! – Ngozi Nwosu Hospitalized, Cries Out To Nigerians (Video) by hatchy: 4:07pm On Jul 24
May God heal her of every sicknesses and diseases. Amen.
Politics › Re: INEC Officials Demand N2,000 Before Releasing PVCs In Anambra – Resident Alleges by hatchy: 11:17am On Jul 22
jmoore:
Fantastically corrupt.
robots should replace these workers to eliminate corruption.
Unfortunately Nigerians will still corrupt the Robots.
Properties › Re: Would You Believe This Is The Same Living Room? (before & After Photos) by hatchy: 11:46pm On Jul 19
I can't spot the difference. Moreover, if I should choose then I'll go for the first picture....that is originality.

The second or after picture is like doing padded nyash on a natural one.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Indonesian Man Kills Neighbour Who Kept Asking Him Why He Was Not Married At 45 by hatchy: 11:54am On Jul 19
Irresponsible mod working overtime. You're posting incident that happened since July 2024 because there's no news to post about Peter Obi to insult today.

Meanwhile it is stated in the Bible for you to mind your own business.....

Politics › Re: Peter Obi Celebrates His 65th Birthday Today! by hatchy: 9:27am On Jul 19
Happy Birthday our in coming president. The next one will be celebrated in the Rock in Aso.

Peter's birthday we know, Tinubu’s birthday we know not. His own brother inlaw said he is 92 years old. No be me talk am, na inlaw talk o.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Congolese Boxer, Roméo ‘Bololo’ Katompa Burnt Alive In South Africa by hatchy: 3:17pm On Jul 18
South Africa should be taken to the ICC. This is unacceptable and somebody must be held accountable.

This country and the foolish ANC party rushed and too Israel to the ICC for defending themselves against religious extremist and terrorists, something they cannot condone.

Where is the useless and docile AU?
Politics › Re: FG Renames Lagos-Calabar Coastal Highway After Tinubu by hatchy:
Ttalk:
That is well deserving. He who the cap fits let him wear
Shame on you all.
Every state institution, monuments, apparatus, airports, sea ports and land marks have now been renamed or named after Tinubu.

If this was how other presidents and leaders have named all these institutions after themselves where would he had seen anyone to name after himself.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Attends ECFR Summit In Germany (Photos) by hatchy:
They're running fast to come to the thread and spew rubbish as usual....

They'll soon land with their hearts beating very fast...HBP loading for them.

APC e-r@ts
Health › Re: Nigerian Caregiver Reportedly Dies Abroad After Working 3 Days Without Sleep (Vi by hatchy:
rickpat:
Japa is not to become rich,its to live in sane society, normal life...work normal work...eat..rest...give your kids good education,live a normal average life and be happy...this idea of overworking to impress people in naija,is the most stupid decision ever..

You don die na...house still dey....RIP joor.....nexttttttt
Honestly that is the idea for those who value life.
All my plans is to relocate one day, in my sixty, to retire and live a quiet life and enjoy the end of life in a sane environment, not to work and make money for anyone, not even my children who are almost done with university and are on their own....independently.

The essence of travelling out is to live a good life, not to work and work to get rich to impress your kinsmen and friends, even foes.
Travel › Re: Airport Truck Crashes Into Parked Air Peace Plane In Lagos by hatchy:
Where is the minister of Aviatorkative.

He is everywhere in the airport as the airport tower controller, conductor, pilot, loader, ticketer, security, motor tyre clamper....

APC and deception.
Christianity Etc › Re: To My Lover, Foluke - Pastor Adeboye Celebrates Wife Mummy GO's 78th Birthday by hatchy: 6:15pm On Jul 14
Amovingman:
Happy birthday to her wishing her long life and prosperity on earth you'll see how Peter Obi supporters will derail this thread now
Yes they will derail it the same way supporters of Iyakara of Iragbiji and Yekini derail any good news about Peter Obi.

Una never see something sef.
Travel › Re: 27 African Countries Granted Easier Entry To Canada Under 2026 Rules (Full List by hatchy: 7:32pm On Jul 13
Great100000:
But jokes apart, wetin dey sup. Nigeria is not there. This is no longer funny.
We are not there. We can't be there. We will never be there.
This is because our leaders don shit for church, our fellow citizens don also shit for church, Nigeria don cast.

Who would allow people who will come into your house that was peaceful and turn it upside down by doing crimes. Do we think that other countries don't notice the crimes our brothers commit in India, South Africa or any country they go to.

Do we think that other countries don't see how our politicians steal this country blue and black. What about our political rascality and disregard to the rule of law, the animalistic behaviour we exhibit to one another, even the tribalism and religious intolerance....they all see us.

It's a big shame how this country have sank deep beyond redemption.
Politics › Re: Physiotherapist Mary Habila Found Dead In David Umahi's Residence by hatchy: 7:38pm On Jul 12
lexylaw09:
It's such an unfortunate incident. May her soul rest in peace. Dave umahi needs to be very careful. Because enemies are all over trying to tarnish his image.

A ni ri Ogun akoba o
Stop talking gibberish, there's no enemies anywhere, he is his own enemy.

Tell him to stop attacking the anointed one so that the wrath of God won't continue to descend on him.

There is nemesis, don't doubt it. That is the way the Almighty have programmed this universe.
Politics › Re: Bishop Oyedepo Urges Church Members To Obtain Voter Cards And Vote Wisely (Video by hatchy: 5:53pm On Jul 12
Ezeama400:
Same sentence “Vote wisely” that makes some people get triggered..
Forget all this people they are all for their kinsman.

Bigots.
Education › Re: FG Hikes WAEC, NECO Examination Fees To ₦50,000 by hatchy:
What pains me so much is that the same very poor people who are oppressed and made poor by this wicked government are same people who are supporting and defending them.

Go to X, Facebook and other SM platforms, online and offline, the die hard supporters of Tinubu are the poor. They hate Obi, not because he is not competent, even more than Tinubu but because of tribe or religion. I don't pity poor people anymore and they don't deserve, especially if you are a Tinubu supporter.

Nigeria is filled with funny and annoying characters.

Romance › Re: Victor & Diane Patterson: Nigerian Man Takes Wife's Late Husband's Surname by hatchy: 10:42pm On Jul 11
Did anyone noticed the bent cake?

As the cake bend na so the marriage bend too.
Bend bend marriage grin grin
Politics › Re: If You Want A Debate, Become A Presidential Candidate First - Obi Replies Umahi by hatchy: 10:27pm On Jul 11
seunmsg:
You are just a presidential candidate and not a real contender. The contest in 2023 was between Tinubu and Atiku and the contest in 2027 will still be between Tinubu and Atiku. If you want a presidential debate so badly, go and debate Sowore of AAC and Gbenga Olawepo of Accord party candidate. Those are the presidential candidates in your cycle of presidential wannabes.
This uppercut is devastating.

Sorry, I understand your pains since Obi dropped this interview. Your WhatsApp platform has been on fire because of it. He stripped Umahi naked and shut his gutter mouth.

Obi na your mate?
Politics › Re: If You Want A Debate, Become A Presidential Candidate First - Obi Replies Umahi by hatchy: 10:23pm On Jul 11
FSBoperator:
Just imagine the arrogance from Obi thinking he is above every other politician because he got free ticket from LP and managed a fluke third place position.

Now imagine him as President and how he will treat any dissenting opinion or critic of him.

This man is a tyrant and I thank God that everyday that he wakes up and realises that he can never EVER be President, his frustration brings out his inner tyrant.
Obi is stripping your druggie naked, it's causing confusion and disorganisation of your WhatsApp platform.

The enemy is in disarray.
Politics › Re: If You Want A Debate, Become A Presidential Candidate First - Obi Replies Umahi by hatchy: 10:19pm On Jul 11
Upper cut....

Go and play in the sand with your playmates, im not in your circle.

Shots fired. I repeat shots fired, one Tinubu officer down.
Education › Re: I Scored 208 In JAMB By Ticking Only D (pix) by hatchy: 10:10pm On Jul 09
This is true of MCAs.

80% of the answers in multiple choice answers to exam questions are hidden in D.

Doubting?
Take out your past question papers and see for yourself.

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