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Business › Re: Nigeria’s External Reserves Cross $54 Billion, Highest In 18 Years by hatchy: 7:00am On Sep 05
Biodun556:
How many Uber?


Why using singular for plural?

Uber is now operating in only 2 countries in Africa, why did it exists other countries?
It can only be someone with a name like your that will support this crooked president, amazingly millions of others have discovered the lies and have dropped their support for him.
Business › Re: Nigeria’s External Reserves Cross $54 Billion, Highest In 18 Years by hatchy: 6:35am On Sep 05
Over 58 Billion yet many businesses are closing down. Uber just exited Nigeria few days ago. How come the increased external research doesn't translate to more jobs creation from FDI

The desperation of Ahmed Tinubu is way out of this world. Man can lie, surrounded himself with crooked personalities just like himself, so they're doing everything tto cling on to power, unfortunately it's over before it even started.
Politics › Re: Who Will Be The Next First Lady Of Nigeria In 2027? by hatchy: 8:15pm On Sep 04
Margaret Obi or nobody.

Titi Abubakar's face looks like statue of Muzanga.

ADC sorry for saying the truth the way it is.
Family › Re: This Is Madness Not Poverty by hatchy: 3:26pm On Sep 04
Samantha125:
Perhaps you should start pushing for the government to introduce a two-child policy and sentence anyone who breaks the law by having more children to death.
Alahuakuba people will resist it to the last blood in their veins.

It is written......"Fear North"
Business › Re: Filling Stations To Drop Petrol Pump Prices Soon – IPMAN by hatchy: 9:22pm On Sep 03
Imalwayshorny:
Peter obi will turn petrol to 50 naira once elected grin Peter obi way betray ojukwu no achievements of him as anambra governor
See how you're disgracing your generation in the public space.
This alone shows that the money used in sending you to school is a waste, instead should have been used to rear pigs or poultry farm which would have been more profitable to your parents and also useful to the society at large.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi 2027 Campaign Van Spotted (Video) by hatchy: 11:37pm On Sep 02
Ola9ja23:
We no dey spend chi chi done cast 😂😂🤣

. religious war done start once again 😂😂
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Let see how he would get 25% from the Northern states 😂😂🤣
Very childish and mumu comment.

Contribute to the thread meaningfully rather than spewing gibberish.
Politics › Re: 'I will be the first casualty if Atiku or Obi wins' - Wike stakes all for Tinubu by hatchy: 6:21pm On Sep 02
Cyberterror:
Gringory is the one who has been fleeing when no one pursueth grin

From PDP to APGA back to PDP to LP to ADC and now NDC grin

The wickedness he committed when he was governor has made him restless grin
See how you're disgracing yourself and lineage in a public space like this.

People expect you people to support your candidates with facts and figures, convince the electorate why your candidate he be re elected, not spewing gibberish senselessly like a child in kindergarten.
Politics › Re: 'I will be the first casualty if Atiku or Obi wins' - Wike stakes all for Tinubu by hatchy: 6:09pm On Sep 02
edogu:
Peter Obi will not hunt but you see Atiku, what Elrufai is currently going through is child's play compared to what will happen to you.
Do not underestimate quiet people, especially the ones that smile, they can be ruthless.
Politics › Re: CAN Warns 'MaMa Pee' Over Jesus Reference by hatchy: 5:53pm On Sep 02
Na here them go see CAN strength, on a harmless woman, but when the Islamist Jihadists Cleric called Christians infidel some weeks back all of them recoiled back into their shells. COWARDS.

CAN is a useless organisation that feeds fat on politicians and government of the day.
Business › Re: Uber Exits Nigeria After 12 Years by hatchy: 3:50pm On Sep 02
charisma1986:
Tinubu has destroyed every sector of our economy. Businesses are winding down. Catastrophic administration.
Tinubu, a bad man with bad intentions.

THIS IS THE BIGOTARY THEY WANT YOU TO VOTE FOR...

1. BUHARI

AGENCY. TRIBE

Petroleum. Katsina
Finance. Yoruba
CBN. Delta
Stock Ex. Anambra
Custom. Bauchi
Pencom kano
Nimasa. Rivers
NRC. Edo
NSTIF. Anambra
NNPC. Yobe
Acct Gen. Yobe
B. P E. Ondo
B. P. P. Anambra
NIPOST. Oyo
S. W. Find. Imo

TINUBU

Petroleum Yoruba
Finance. Yoruba
CBN. Yoruba
Stock Ex. Yoruba
Custom. Yoruba
FIRS. Yoruba
Pencom. Yoruba
Nimasa. Yoruba
NSTIF. Yoruba
NRC. Yoruba
NNPCl. Yoruba
Acct. Gen. Yoruba
BPE. Yoruba
BPP. Yoruba
SWFund. Yoruba
NIPOST. Yoruba
FAAN. Yoruba
Travel › Re: Airport Road & Lugbe, Abuja Flooded After Heavy Rain by hatchy: 9:37pm On Sep 01
Gotocourt:
Many officials of this government are going to jail next year.
Bookmark this👌💯
1. Wiked
2. Physiotherapy
3. Agbanuga
4. B-wahala
5. OmoKriminal
6. Etc.....

Kirikiri awaits all these ones and many others.
Politics › Re: Name One Thing That Has Become Cheaper Under Tinubu. by hatchy: 7:41pm On Sep 01
bewla:
This not a matter of English now and we are not fighting

I just fill pity for you so maybe I can help your situation to
I brother in need is a brother indeed

I once help a guy on this platform he want to take advantage of my kindness
And start to ask for more then I cut him off
I don't no if yours may be real or fake
Oga please just leave me alone, I'm not hungry. I have so many people who depend me for survival and I give glory to God for using me.

The message I was trying to pass in my earlier comment is that hardship and suffering has become very cheap now in Nigeria, Infact the cheapest, so, that doesn't mean I'm out here begging for help.
Politics › Re: Name One Thing That Has Become Cheaper Under Tinubu. by hatchy: 6:48pm On Sep 01
bewla:
if I may ask what is you job before this government take office and what is your current work now

You pay home before and now let's see how true is your claim
I will not waste my time engaging someone who supports Tinubu because I know where their brain travelled to.

Go back to school and learn how to construct a simple sentence, then come back for us to have any discussion.
Politics › Re: Name One Thing That Has Become Cheaper Under Tinubu. by hatchy: 6:26pm On Sep 01
Suffering is very very cheap under this wicked regime.

You don't need much to get suffer delivered to you instantly.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Shettima Warns South Africa Against Xenophobic Attacks On Nigerians by hatchy: 1:22pm On Sep 01
Why didn't he make this as part of his speech in the AU, that would have carried more weight rather than gathering a few journalists in the airport on his way back home.

This is the difference in leadership and rulership.
Travel › Re: 2 African Cities Make World's Top 20 Nightlife List For 2026 - PICTURES by hatchy: 1:08pm On Sep 01
Lagos, Nigeria made it first for Church "Night Vigil"

Nigeria, a very religious country but inhabited by wicked souls starting from the president to the ordinary citizens.
Politics › Re: G100 Summit: ADC, PDP, NDC Propose Four-Year Government Of National Competence. by hatchy: 8:28pm On Aug 31
AMINDA:
Tinubu is a Southerner. Why does Obi want to truncate the tenure of his fellow Southerner? They both share the same policies, especially on subsidy. Does he just want to be president for the sake of it? Atiku brings an alternative that is at variance with Tinubu and Obi's position so Nigerians now have the liberty of making their choices from a variety of options.
This comment is hypocritical. Why did Amaechi, Tinubu, Soyinka, Enoch team up to remove their own Southern brother Jonathan and install a fulani Jihadists in person of Buhari.

Do me i do you God no go vex.

Tinubu is a gonner, even if Atiku wins no problem, although Obi will surely win.
Politics › Re: G100 Summit: ADC, PDP, NDC Propose Four-Year Government Of National Competence. by hatchy: 8:22pm On Aug 31
AMINDA:
This is a far better deal than Obi making a promise to Kwankwaso to do only one term. When you enter into alliances in a presidential race, negotiations are made with consideration for your region and not just yourself. I am still of the view that a three-horse race will be the easiest way to defeat Tinubu come 2027.
My dear your Atiku will only win in Katsina and Sokoto, he wont cross the boundaries, even Adamawa will not vote for him.

As for someone like you, I'll buy you any chilled bottle of drink you prefare (I would suggest Coke) on the election day if Atiku get 100k votes in a state like Rivers where his deputy comes from.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran's Foreign Minister Reacts To Netanyahu Speech, Calls Him Serpent. (video) by hatchy: 8:08pm On Aug 31
DoWhatThouWilt:
Hmm, you have tried.

You have explained it in such a way that even a child in primary school can understand.

The big question now is will Nairaland geopolitics, Masters degree, Ph.d, Harvard graduate experts understand you?
Nobody, I mean no sane person will understand the trash he tried to spew.
War is not only fought in the battle field. Hard decisions are made based on intelligence and information you provide to convince decision and policy makers. Every government, every country, every institution be it civil, military or business organisations depend on information. Netanyahu provided this information and convinced the Pentagon and the politicians, he did not commit any crime.

The world is survival of the fittest through modern political arrangements, every nation plays it and Netanyahu believes that Israel survival depends on the removal of the threat (Islamic Iran) from it's neck or else they'll be wiped out even as Iran and other Islamic Jihadists don't hide their plans for Israel.

Thank you Bibi for letting the world know who the Israelis really are.
October 7th changed the map, changed the geopolitics, changed the power equation, and changed Gaza forever.

FAFO!
Phones › Re: Bayelsa Had The Lowest Number Of Active Internet Subscribers As At December 2025 by hatchy: 7:52pm On Aug 31
pigmania:
And some Benin and Delta boys go dey argue say them get active yahoozay boys pass Lagos. Ibadan (Oyo) even dust them. The Ado Ekiti boys self no much. Them go just dey make mouth, Lasgidi rules.
Just imagine what you use for bragging ......Yahoo Yahoo. Back in the days a thief dare not speak in public.

Shameless generation.
Sports › Re: East Africans Dominate Second Enugu International Marathon by hatchy: 7:19am On Aug 30
"The Green Environment"
Enugu have a lovely greenery that naturally brings peace to your soul.

I love Enugu....come and visit and experience real fresh air.
Travel › Re: Bolt Cleared To Commence Its Services At Federal Airports - FAAN by hatchy: 7:20am On Aug 29
I see the prices of the traditional Airport taxis crashing to lowest due to the competition.

Many of them may abandon the the traditional taxi union and join Bolt now because many passengers will definitely shit to the easiest and convenient way of moving to and from the airport to their destination.

Competition brings out the best. Let Tinubu allow free, fair, credible and competitive election in 2027 let the best win
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Union Bank Opens 2026 Management Trainee Programme - Apply Now by hatchy: 6:51pm On Aug 28
Just imagine, I tried to apply but was denied because I don't have my NYSC certificate number, and soft copy to submit. I will pass out on the 3rd of September, few days from now, and will receive mine.

Chai! Life isn't fair to everyone. cry
Politics › Re: Akwa Ibom Bans Use Of Ambulance To Carry Corpses by hatchy: 6:46pm On Aug 28
This is weird.
Ok, should we use Ubar to carry the corpse or what....

This man sef, since he joined APC he changed completely.
Celebrities › Re: Dolly Parton Dies Aged 80 by hatchy: 8:24pm On Aug 25
Unique voice, can't never be replicated just like Michael Ajasin aka Michael Jackson.

Gen Z won't know her though.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Condemns Mass Abduction In Niger, Orders Immediate Rescue Operation by hatchy: 8:02pm On Aug 25
President Bayo Onanuga have said through his media assistant Bola Tinubu that ransom payment should be deployed immediately to return back the kidnapped victims.

Signed:
Bola Ahmed Tinubu, Special Assistant to the president on kidnapping matters.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Outperformed Past Presidents In First Term — Felix Morka by hatchy: 4:12pm On Aug 25
Sometimes i sit in my corner wandering if Nigerians are of the same humans
Health › Re: Enugu Health Commissioner Clarifies Perceived Rise In Kidney Diseases by hatchy: 7:35am On Aug 25
I suspect that local delicacy "Okpa" that almost every household consume. There's little or no justification for children as little as 5 years old to suffer from kidney if not for what they consume as food and not herbal concoction.

Wicked Nigerians who are bent in making money at all cost mix harmful substances to increase the volume of Okpa, Red oil, colouring, etc. These harmful chemicals are the root causes of the high rate of kidney disease in the state.

Mothers should make their own foods at home, buy red oil from trusted sources. Government regulatory bodies should live up to their constitutional responsibilities and enforce strict compliance, prosecute offenders to serve as deterrent to others.

Enough of the rhetoric, we want to see action in motion.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Saudi Arabia, Turkey, Pakistan Invited Iran To Join Mecca Defense Pact by hatchy: 11:04am On Aug 24
God1000:
Hmm, this is a bombshell oo, something big is about to happen in the middle east
I'm even surprised that Saudi Arabia which is a staunch ally of America is doing this
The end of American empire is near
Don't allow heart attack to do you strong things because of America and Israel matter, Oga.

Iranian currency exchange 2million/1 USD as at yesterday Sunday according to CNN

Iran is winning

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