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Imagine today that is valentine, i sent her #500 data and #200 transport money and she no wan come.

I budgeted #1200 for valentine,

I sent her #500 data and #200 for transport.

I now used the remaining #500 to buy D5 and TD.

She told me since morning that she is coming, uptill now she neva show.

She no dey even pick call again.

My own be say, its neither she refund me my data, or i open kpekus, bang #500 mb comot for her body.

If una hear for news say a nairalander raped a woman, make una no blame me.

VeryWickedMan:
Wow.
I will update my phone's calendar immediately. Stupid phone carrying me into the future.

u don kill am finaly

Goodlady:
Someone far better than you than can make you a errand boy

stop describing me to him jorrr.
I am blushing....

@ WannaHowZit
what do u mean by white south africans?
aint u equal again?

Pickmycall:
Which one be all white school?SA values whites than blacks.

did u see the enslavery mentality black zulus have?

ahnie:
Add to the money and get a good cream
Your skin looks dirty and needs a lift.
No 8red intented.




I cud top up the money for you if you need assistance,and also get good soaps n body scrubs.


Insert is the one i use.

if i tell u that u are wrong, u wont believe me...

Thats why i kept laughing any time u mention that...

I am naturally fresh guy..

If u doubt me, i can take the risk and post my pics here

Kingsean:
check jumia. you'll see necklaces at that price. good ones

i wan something wey go make her gimme kpekus

immanuelsize:
Tell her that her kpekus dey smell and you had been enduring it for a long time now and you don't wish to continue the relationship with her. Don't forget to thank me later.

i didnt say i want to end it.

Just a break

Make tomorrow pass only

immanuelsize:
Tell her that her kpekus dey smell and you had been enduring it for a long time now and you don't wish to continue the relationship with her. Don't forget to thank me later.

i didnt say i want to end it.

Just a break

Make tomorrow pass only

Tears nearly rolled down my cheeks looking at those pics and remembering those days...

Sometimes in life, i will feel like jumpin back to those days but it aint possible..

I would have helped you but i lost interest when u said that u are a zulun ape.

Isabi4lov:
linus

who is this one?

Aklee4994:
By facing your fear of uncertainty of her billing

i no fit face am abeg.
I neva too well...

[quote author=Autobot05 post=120869035]Singleness

I want to break her heart for a short period of time. So that i can apologise next tomorrow.
What can i tell her that will break her heart just for short moment?

Please suggest what i could gift her tomorrow being valentine...
Budget:#1200

DaddyCork:

shortman

U are back...

I warned u not to play games with me...

Chocoloco:
Lienus

truthos

Festus30:
na siofra, pocohanta, Onyi22, Jennyclay, Candidlady, Saphiere and Goodlady I dey patiently wait to meet.

why?

Nia69:
I don't wish to.

why?

U dont like me anymore?

[quote author=Nia69 post=120857906]make me understand baby mi

How time flies...
So sad, kids of nowadays cant play that number one again...
They are all with android phones playing Dreamleague and PES...

Manure to loose...

Maguire to score an own hatrick....

[quote author=Nia69 post=120844892]He's my friend. [quote]what type?

And why u dey miss am?

Nia69:
I miss you!

so na lik dis u dey....

DONFRANSKID:
I can never betray my fellow guy because of women.

i no say woman...
I said ikebe

DONFRANSKID:
Men who loves nyash are stupid
The only Thing inside nyash is full of shit,
Why would a sane love shit.

oga no go there ooo...

Na so una dey talk.

Which sh!t?

Na consecrated flesh wey dey give erection jor...


No vex ooo
I no be simp but i fit betray u cuz of ikebe...

This post suppose dey politics section..
Na there u go find people wey fit inform tinubu...

Lol

INDOMIE9090:
just look at this br@inless ipob p!g whose parents can’t walk freely on Monday without dodging bullets

e pain this female afonja.

Ur head most be cony

Chaii Olaniyis olaniyis

tinsel:
This is Alaba igbo market. It is nothing.

so una don finally agree say igbo get market in lagos.


Chaii, my igbo brothers, dominating every sphere.

Wow!!!

It will surely enhance the free flow of SKULLS from Ogun the mining capital, to Osun the skull refinery depot.