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RomanceRe: This Is Exactly How I Want My Future Wife To Be!!! (Features Of My Future Wife) by Hatrick01(op): 4:40pm On Feb 07, 2023
Isabi4lov:
How you go get cheesy
i swear
RomanceRe: This Is Exactly How I Want My Future Wife To Be!!! (Features Of My Future Wife) by Hatrick01(op): 4:35pm On Feb 07, 2023
Isabi4lov:
Hope say your sisters sef get same qualities
i no get sister
RomanceRe: This Is Exactly How I Want My Future Wife To Be!!! (Features Of My Future Wife) by Hatrick01(op): 4:34pm On Feb 07, 2023
Mikeiron78:
Anyone in your family qualify for your so-called spechuh I will wait for answer
i no get sister

Na soldiers throughout
RomanceRe: This Is Exactly How I Want My Future Wife To Be!!! (Features Of My Future Wife) by Hatrick01(op): 3:22pm On Feb 07, 2023
Pells1:
Ahnie can't cook She eats more outside than she cooks Don't pray to marry a lazy lady like ahnie undecided
thunder strike ur mouth.
I will be lucky to see a woman like ahnie
RomanceRe: SHOULD I F**K HER? This Is Why Most Women Love Me [Picture] by Hatrick01: 1:48pm On Feb 07, 2023
good news bro...GREAT NEWS...since u enjoy follwin my threads & since u very loyal to alll my post...as of today, U will be officlialy labelled my number one B!tch...tecnically this means your new name will be B!TCH Hatrick!!!! ...CONGRATS BRO...see on on my next post! cheesy
were u dey nah
PhonesRe: Which One Should I Go For? Samsung S10 Or Iphone 11 by Hatrick01(op): 12:40pm On Feb 07, 2023
Flamethehussler:
Depends on the OS u prefer
which do u go for
PhonesRe: Which One Should I Go For? Samsung S10 Or Iphone 11 by Hatrick01(op): 12:24pm On Feb 07, 2023
Nlfpmod
PhonesWhich One Should I Go For? Samsung S10 Or Iphone 11 by Hatrick01(op): 12:23pm On Feb 07, 2023
Good morning fellas

I am planning of getting a new phone this week but dont know which i should go for.

The current brand in my head now is iphone 11 or samsung s10.

Pls which is better than the other, even if they aint thesame price.

Which one should i go for?
RomanceRe: This Is Exactly How I Want My Future Wife To Be!!! (Features Of My Future Wife) by Hatrick01(op): 11:24am On Feb 07, 2023
Natbrowny:
U need clay soil and the breathe of God my brother.
man, u go see am
RomanceRe: This Is Exactly How I Want My Future Wife To Be!!! (Features Of My Future Wife) by Hatrick01(op): 11:24am On Feb 07, 2023
Cypress042:
I won't be surprise if he excludes it, the generation of woman of we have now aren't submissive, we are just managing sad
i don add am.

I forgot
RomanceRe: Why Do My Love For My Girlfriend Increases When I Am H0rny? by Hatrick01(op): 10:54am On Feb 07, 2023
Adaisback:
if her own cannot make you Hot, then let her go. You don't love her
but i luv you.
RomanceThis Is Exactly How I Want My Future Wife To Be!!! (Features Of My Future Wife) by Hatrick01(op):
Morning fellas

I go around fucking_all this cheap girls doesnt mean i dont have my spec.

Below is how i want my future wife to be:

1. Height; her height will be atleast 5 ft 5 inches. I dont want to marry a dwarf nor a dogo yaro.


2. She must be a virgin with tight punna.
I know many nairaland girls have a very wide punna which is a no no for me.

3. She must be romantic.
I love romantic girls.


4. She must be God fearing.

5. I dont want her to be fixing nails, eyelashes is okay but not niniola type of nails.


6. She must have figure eight.
I dont want to marry a straight ruler or figure one pls.


7. She must have portable boobs.
I dont like figure nines or letter P.

8. She must be chocolate in complexion.


9. She go sabi cook.
She must be a very good chef like mariahangel or ahnie.


10. She go sabi give BJ.
She go sabi give head well well.
I luv heads.


11. Respect.; She will be respecting me,
She must be submissive to me. As in under me.


Still typing..
RomanceRe: Why Do My Love For My Girlfriend Increases When I Am H0rny? by Hatrick01(op): 10:25am On Feb 07, 2023
KingMack, make ur yam no shock bcus my thread abeg.
RomanceRe: Why Do My Love For My Girlfriend Increases When I Am H0rny? by Hatrick01(op): 10:23am On Feb 07, 2023
Nia69:
So you have a girlfriend.
nooo
Its not what u are thinking As in, i dont love her As in, na she force me As in, na she chyke me As in i neva too accept her like that...

RomanceRe: Why Do My Love For My Girlfriend Increases When I Am H0rny? by Hatrick01(op): 10:19am On Feb 07, 2023
Adaisback:
why? To hate your innocent girlfriend the more
e go make my amu too rise.

So mu ga adi h0rny wee fuo ya na anya.
RomanceRe: Why Do My Love For My Girlfriend Increases When I Am H0rny? by Hatrick01(op): 9:07am On Feb 07, 2023
Adaisback:
lol. Once upon a time when I posted my picture with my Adadike profile cheesy
chaii

Biko mere m ya again
RomanceRe: How True Is This? (18+) by Hatrick01(op): 8:17am On Feb 07, 2023
advanceDNA:
E be like say u be benue man....no let the matter pain you....na wetin dey books.....
lol
Na wetin dem tell me o
RomanceRe: Why Do My Love For My Girlfriend Increases When I Am H0rny? by Hatrick01(op): 8:16am On Feb 07, 2023
Adaisback:
grin nkogheri. So you still remember those boobs cheesy
did u post any boob here?
RomanceRe: Why Do My Love For My Girlfriend Increases When I Am H0rny? by Hatrick01(op): 8:15am On Feb 07, 2023
rocknation62:
Your love for s£x with your girlfriend only increases whenever you’re h0rny, you never loved your girlfriend all you ever wanted is s£x & once you do that, you come back to your senses
i really luv her
RomanceRe: Why Do My Love For My Girlfriend Increases When I Am H0rny? by Hatrick01(op): 8:14am On Feb 07, 2023
rocknation62:
Your love for s£x with your girlfriend only increases whenever you’re h0rny, you never loved your girlfriend all you ever wanted is s£x & once you do that, you come back to your senses
CrimeRe: Two Nigerian Men Arrested With Drugs Worth Over ₦‎6 Million In India by Hatrick01: 5:43am On Feb 07, 2023
Onyiiobi7735:
What's this one ranting about?
ask ur conny head
Music/RadioRe: You Thought You Could Win Another Grammy Without My Help? Diddy Mocks Burna Boy. by Hatrick01: 5:33am On Feb 07, 2023
Iamdbull:
Dbull on this one!


That looks Photoshoped.

On behalf of my fellow celebrities, I appeal to you guys to please try and verify your news properly so you don't tarnish the image of we celebrities
we dey talk about burna boy not ur fellow self acclaimed nairaland celebrity Airforce1, wey una own fame no pass nairaland gate....

Music/RadioRe: You Thought You Could Win Another Grammy Without My Help? Diddy Mocks Burna Boy. by Hatrick01: 5:25am On Feb 07, 2023
Iamdbull:
Dbull on this one!


That looks Photoshoped.

On behalf of my fellow celebrities, I appeal to you guys to please try and verify your news properly so you don't tarnish the image of we celebrities
@bolded...

CrimeRe: Two Nigerian Men Arrested With Drugs Worth Over ₦‎6 Million In India by Hatrick01: 8:53pm On Feb 06, 2023
Chrismania100:
Otule, Remove Enugu from drug people,you anambra always envy us Enugu.it is your people Anambra and Imo And Abia carried drug case for us thereby disgracing igbo people up and down.Enugu does not answer Onyekachi.
Check drug statistics it is always Anambra and Imo and Abia.While Ogun state is the head quarters of rituals in Yoruba land.Nevertheless,I will rather carry drug than killing my fellow human being.Yoruba is a curse tribe,who always mistake igbos hardworkers as drug people cos some igbo Miscreants are caught on drugs off shores
bro ignore that yorubastard afonja.
He just want to cause rift btween we and anambarans.
RomanceRe: Why Do My Love For My Girlfriend Increases When I Am H0rny? by Hatrick01(op): 8:14pm On Feb 06, 2023
Adaisback:
You don't know what is love and you are incapable of showing it. You are simply in lust. I don't blame you, na your mumu girlfriend I blame . One day she will walk out of your life, then maybe your brain go reset
not as naira is still scarce....

RomanceRe: Why Do My Love For My Girlfriend Increases When I Am H0rny? by Hatrick01(op): 8:09pm On Feb 06, 2023
EzeNwaanyiMmili:
but imagination of your boobs makes my amu to rise
nwoke!!
Gbatuo oku!!
Jiri nwayo!!
Chere!!

RomanceRe: How True Is This? (18+) by Hatrick01(op): 5:51pm On Feb 06, 2023
Dshocker:
I know your plan braaa, but unfortunately.

Before you get to that community, either you are kidnapped by unknown gunmen ☠️☠️☠️ or Fulani herdsmen
oil dey ur head brah

I for ask how much be houre rent 4 benue state.
RomanceWhy Do My Love For My Girlfriend Increases When I Am H0rny? by Hatrick01(op): 5:48pm On Feb 06, 2023
I love my girlfriend more, when i am h0rny.

But After fucking_her as in after cumming, i will loose interest in her immediately.

I will be like "mtcheww, is that all? Why did i even invite this girl?"

But when konji hold me bad bad, i will love her again and be telling her that i cant do without her.

I will be promising her what i cant do.
Pls what is the reason?

My love for her increases when i am h0rny.

The higher the h0rny, the higher the love.

The lower the h0rny, the lower the love.
RomanceRe: How True Is This? (18+) by Hatrick01(op): 5:36pm On Feb 06, 2023
Moh247:
That's their culture
as in for real?

Assuming you are my close friend now, and u just married a very beautifull wife,
If i visit u now, u go tell her make she use kpekus do kola for me?
RomanceHow True Is This? (18+) by Hatrick01(op): 5:30pm On Feb 06, 2023
A friend told me that there is a community in benue state that offers thier wife to thier visitors.

Pls i want to know if it is true or just a kind of myth.

Why on earth would a man offer his wife to his visitor?
As kolanut or what?

And the woman will gladly accept to spread legs for the man.

Pls is this true?
FoodRe: The okra soup I prepared with chikini money by Hatrick01: 4:39pm On Feb 06, 2023
Zonefree:
She has done everything wrong by presenting white soup as okra soup.
baba calm down nah

Haba

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