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SportsRe: Transfer Deadline Updates by Hatrick01: 8:30am On Feb 01, 2023
Bahamas95:
Abegi!

Na him be the first player wey Chelsea sell to rival club? That guy is too lazy, I don't like him.....He should getat!



Ziyech, Pulisic, Harvertz should also be flushed out. I don't like soft players.
together with joao felix and mudryk...
RomanceRe: Guys can U toast babe selling bread witout being Ashame? by Hatrick01: 8:50pm On Jan 31, 2023
DaddyCK:
Good news for us thou in nairaland was when yor Q.I dropped from 0.1 to - 15 from yor first sentence on nairaland...remember when we all use to hate u then ban u? smiley
shut up...

Dry thread
EducationRe: After I Dropped Out From School Many Years Ago, I'm Finally Going Back by Hatrick01: 8:06pm On Jan 31, 2023
DaddyCK:
how can u congratulates a ilitarate drop out doin arm robber job..they send them to school but insted they drop out like ilitarate, shame on u. angry

anyways i see u sell ear ring & chin chin. I have moiney .please can i other some & how much for delivary please? smiley
oga go school u no gree...

See as u dey disgrace urself up there...

modified: i just remembered that u are a dwarf, u know viewing chalkboard aint a day job 4 dwarfs...
RomanceRe: Guys can U toast babe selling bread witout being Ashame? by Hatrick01: 7:54pm On Jan 31, 2023
DaddyCK:
M.0.D ... front page please


anyways we drove pass this bread seller & i kinda fell in love with her becuz she was lightskin. Been dreamin about her for the past 3 days.
so my question is...guys, as a plaYA and a big boy that people no me has, is it practical for a big boy to toast babe selling bread? I also notice she had only 3 pimples on her face which even makes her more preeetir.
embarassed

Urgent advise needed and please be nice...but please remember, shes lightskin! angry
mkpi

Nairaland midget

Brief and dry post just like ur statue...

Broke and low budget shatta bundle...

RomanceRe: Wetin Ashawo Do Me Last Night, I No Go Ever Visit There Again by Hatrick01: 7:50pm On Jan 31, 2023
DaddyCK:
Magnolìaa is my ex bro.. I dated her 2 year ago before she marrry! (true story) smiley
shut up mofo...

She will never accept a half pint human as boyfriend

RomanceRe: You Suddenly Find Out Your Son Is Gay? by Hatrick01: 5:00pm On Jan 31, 2023
yrhuhfy113:
BRO, PLS GO BACK TO SCHOOL AND LEARN PROPER ENGLISH LANGUAGE.


YOU ASKED ME AN "IF" QUESTION....
I replied... based on your IF question then you removed our suspicion on your lack of intelligence that you clearly do not understand what you read.




I CAN NEVER HAVE A GAYYY SON... BECAUSE ALL MY CHILDREN HATE THE LGBTQ MOVEMENT TO THE POINT THEY CAN'T EVEN TOLERATE IT.... and I am done having kids unlike you.


So pls check your brain before replying half witted.

I am in NIGERIA my dear... no cap.


YOU ARE NOT INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO TWIST MY WORDS.... you are just a bored gay looking to make front page and it won't work
leave that half pint.

Claiming to be a londoner
RomanceRe: When You Hear Or See 69, What Crosses Your Mind? {picture} by Hatrick01: 4:10pm On Jan 31, 2023
Nia69:
Interesting.
know u love it.
RomanceRe: Men, A Good Woman Is A Good Woman. by Hatrick01: 2:26pm On Jan 31, 2023
DaddyCK:
were/how do u find good lightskin woman on nairaland? how? angry
eyahhhh!!!
sorry shatta bundle...

Lightskinned women hardly accept dwarfs...
Thats why....

I think u stand no chance just bcuz of ur statue....

But dont worry, dont giveup,
Maybe in ur next life, God might add an inch to ur hieght

U might upgrade to 3 feets 1 inches....

Dont worry its gradual gradual....

RomanceRe: These Are The Only Straight Ladies On Nairaland Romance Section. by Hatrick01(op): 2:21pm On Jan 31, 2023
DaddyCK:

Hopfuly u will no jobless by 2029 & hopefully we shall recive no more useless dumb thred from u sir...AMEN!!!!
smiley
whats this short man saying...

Cant even compose a sentence

Its a pity.

RomanceRe: These Are The Only Straight Ladies On Nairaland Romance Section. by Hatrick01(op): 2:19pm On Jan 31, 2023
DaddyCK:
^^^dumb eeeediot...always dumb threads (no oofeinse) undecided
i can feel the pain through my screen...

Continue crying....

Ur tears are delicious

Short boy...

RomanceRe: Men, A Good Woman Is A Good Woman. by Hatrick01: 2:17pm On Jan 31, 2023
DaddyCK:

tooo late to apologice crackhead....YOUR DUMB THREAD IS ALREADY DERAILED THANKS TO U!!!! wink
just checked ur topics nd found out that out of ur 41 topics, only 2 made frontpage...

Its a pity

Short kid....
RomanceRe: Men, A Good Woman Is A Good Woman. by Hatrick01: 2:12pm On Jan 31, 2023
DaddyCK:
son...the good great news is yor DUMB thread is finally derailed...THANK ME LATER!! smiley
go back nd see it kid...

U will surely be disappointed..
RomanceRe: When You Hear Or See 69, What Crosses Your Mind? {picture} by Hatrick01: 2:08pm On Jan 31, 2023
Nia69.....
RomanceRe: Men, A Good Woman Is A Good Woman. by Hatrick01: 2:04pm On Jan 31, 2023
DaddyCK:
goood news.. I have decieded to be nice to you since u have started acting like lady ....I promise. No more dissing Siofra. We cool? cheesy
sorry dickhead!!!

Use another format, this current one wont get u into her pants!!!.....

Numbskull....!!!!
RomanceRe: The Nairalander U Cant Afford To Loose... by Hatrick01(op): 12:10pm On Jan 31, 2023
DaddyCK:
THANK U SIR....Hatrick01 KNOWN FOR CREATIN THE DUMBEST THREADS ON NAIRALAND.......ABSOLUTE RUBBBBBBISH THREAD

WE SHOD EXPET MORE DUMB THREADS FROM HIM TODAY...LOOOK OUT!!!!
undecided
says son of a bastard....who exchanged dad with a bottle of carbonated drink
CrimeRe: Bus Driver Sentence To 10 Years For Drug Trafficking In Lagos by Hatrick01: 11:55am On Jan 31, 2023
DaddyCK:
Yea...keep it on.. ha ha ha ha...My gosh..I love B!tches like u ha ha ha ha ha ha. U a dumb b!tch for real ..

B!ictch I need more please grin grin grin grin grin
lol

U are the funniest slowpoke ever...
FoodRe: See The Tiny Catfish I Bought 2000 Naira This Morning. by Hatrick01: 11:54am On Jan 31, 2023
DaddyCK:
DUMB THREAD CLOSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! smiley
are u crying...
CrimeRe: Bus Driver Sentence To 10 Years For Drug Trafficking In Lagos by Hatrick01: 11:53am On Jan 31, 2023
DaddyCK:
did i mention am a londoner from london juss in case u ask..anyways pl;ease was yor nomba? smiley
low budget londoner
SportsRe: Argentina's Victory Over France Is The Most Watched Men's Soccer Game In The US by Hatrick01: 11:51am On Jan 31, 2023
DaddyCK:
are u lightskin? angry
why asking?
Wanna penetrate him?
FoodRe: See The Tiny Catfish I Bought 2000 Naira This Morning. by Hatrick01: 11:48am On Jan 31, 2023
DaddyCK:

^^^^^
the most beautiful Nairaland sweeet heart ever...OFFICIALLY!....NO COMPETITION!!!!! (real talk) wink
why wont she be when she have pussy?

Its no longer new that anything that have hole inbetween its leg is ur sweetheart
cheesy
RomanceRe: The Nairalander U Cant Afford To Loose... by Hatrick01(op): 11:37am On Jan 31, 2023
DaddyCK:
THANKS FOR FINALLY DERAILING YOR DUMB THREAD...THANK YOU...THREAD CLOSED, we out!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cheesy
U havent answered my questtion kid......

i guess i should follow u lets DISCUSS ur family matter further.........

OR WOT DU U THINKhuh
RomanceRe: The Nairalander U Cant Afford To Loose... by Hatrick01(op): 11:13am On Jan 31, 2023
Nia69:
He's jealous. 😂😂😂
grin
Nia69:
He's jealous. 😂😂😂
RomanceRe: The Nairalander U Cant Afford To Loose... by Hatrick01(op): 11:11am On Jan 31, 2023
DaddyCK:

^^^^^^ther he goes...his usual jobless dumb replys

...Thanks for confirming yor steeeewpidity sir......we shod expet more dumb threads from u anytime!! (no oofeinse) smiley

shuuuuuu!!!........... Have u gotten the shaving stick momma sent u to gethuh..

Dont keep me waiting kid.......

Momma gonna reach cloud9 tonight........
CrimeRe: Sex Worker Found Dead In Onitsha Brothel, Neighbour Claims She Committed Suicide by Hatrick01: 11:08am On Jan 31, 2023
[quote author= post=120515549]Na Where, , Dey Work, Na There, Him Dey See Him Own Food Take Chop ooo[/quote]so u mean dem dey pay u 4 dis work?

Wanderful
RomanceRe: The Nairalander U Cant Afford To Loose... by Hatrick01(op): 11:05am On Jan 31, 2023
DaddyCK:
stayin jobless is not a crime sir..dont u have schooool homwork?? (no oofeinse) angry
yes ofcourse...

I was given an assignment to make ur momma reach her orgasm but she havent shaved yet.
I hate bushy pvssies....

I told her to send u to go get the fvcking shaving stick!!!
RomanceRe: The Nairalander U Cant Afford To Loose... by Hatrick01(op): 10:55am On Jan 31, 2023
EbenezerTriumph:
you mean flamemignon dumped your ass after fuccking you?
why the sudden pain?
RomanceRe: The Nairalander U Cant Afford To Loose... by Hatrick01(op): 10:09am On Jan 31, 2023
Nia69:
They're so many. The reasonable ones.
like?¿
RomanceRe: Ladies, What Will You Do If You Were A Man For A Day? by Hatrick01: 10:07am On Jan 31, 2023
[quote author=Nia69 post=120519529]I'll be topless and get wild with girls.

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