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Absolute madness!!!

HungerBAD:
First sensible write up from you.
Keep it up.

Polite Insult. Always going about the insults politely. Keep it up

HungerBAD:
First sensible write up from you.
Keep it up.

Polite Insult.

Agimor:
No need of beating around the bush below is the list.
1. They uploads pix everyday.
Just to get likes and comments but when they sees other people's pix dey jst click the next page.
2. They answer names like
sexy,baby,doll, slim,tosh,dope,
melon,sweet,sexydopeassbaby,la
hot,sleeky,stra wbeery,sugar,ti psy,jewel,etc .
3. They attack you when you say
the Truth about them.
4. They make some guys to see
the truth but yet get confused .
5. They make stupid status and get 500likes and 2000
comments from stupid guys
who comment just to get favour from them .
6. They are always online
especially in the night.
7. they are always ugly.
8. Them no dey marry early yet
they keep updating I love my boo,my guy is the best in the world ,love on air.
9. They ar reading this and won't comment. Coz they know
am saying the truth.
10. If you don't comment that
means you are a witch too .

Have you ever heard of the popular Nigerian saying' na witch dey know witch
You dey make brain with your threads sha.

These are so true!!!
I relate mostly with numbers 4 and 6.
Currently listening to my favourite playlist, and every song connotes mixed feelings, staring up emotions and all.

Johnnoah1st:
have u heard about something called "story for the gods" b4? if u havent heard of it b4, dont worry its mean ur post is gud.

Attention seeker.
I don quote you make your blood pressure no high.
Satisfied

bobogee007:
FTC so so happy tonyt

So so happy for ordinary FTC ooo. Oya PM your account number, so I can make you happier.
Allah FTC na contagious disease for nairaland.

[quote author=amiskurie post=39623787][/quote]You dey book space for FTC? OYO is your case dear. We no dey hit FP. Pele oko iya Mi.

An average Nigerian is guilty of this, as most guys can't seem to make a healthy conversation with their partner or a lady they are asking out, without asking if they have eaten and what they ate.

Some ladies too are not helping matters as they usually tag the dudes that chose to skip the silly question uncaring and unromantic

I once came across a thread on the front page some months back stating that most Nigerian relationships will come to an end the very day they chose to drop that line, and I wondered what the big deal was.

There are several ways to keep a relationship up and going, and loads of things to discuss other than something as lame as what one ate.
I am not in anyway indicating that asking your loved ones what they ate is bad, but making it an everyday thing is just boring and unreasonable.
Some persons make it a point to call three times a day, just to ask if you have eaten and (the most annoying part), what you ate

An admirer just called and the next thing he said after the pleasantries was what I ate.
My bad mouth didn't allow my brain to think of the best way to respond, before asking if whatever I ate was going to change the economic crisis in Naija.
The dude jejely said a good night I know wasn't coming from his heart and ended the call.

I understand that most girls can break up for it, but that doesn't mean all girls are comfortable with it.

It just leave me wondering how the relationship slogan came to be. Abi na copy we still copy from oyibo

Lanretoye:
He said he is a camp,wetin be ur own.

Lol.
Abeg help me ask op ooo.

Cool way of taking their own share of the national cake. Those fellas should form an organization sef, I will gladly join.

quiinnBee:
Finallly!

Finally that Nigerian rice is better The Marvin boss is simply trying to raise eyebrows jhor. Read in between the lines.

HungerBAD:
Funny list.

Would have taken the list serious, if you had not included Barcanista, or is Googling all "WRITE UPS/ANSWERS" a criteria for anything?remove this PDP Paid agent from this list.

Bhai

temitemi1:
The child molester/abuser

Some persons are always eager to run their mouth whenever a Muslim personality is brought up but my dear temitemi eh, how old was Omotola and her husband when they got married
And it's like you were not in obodo Nigeria when the popular Kanu Papilo Nwankwo got married to an 18 years Amara years ago.
Plus 18 is constitutionally considered an adult in Nigeria.

zaynie:
Hi hauneg,
As long as you are not 4th and 17th I will consider you. Those 2 days, 3 ppl very close to me have birthdays and I have begged God that I dont want my baby to have their kind of character..... dem too dey secretive and pretentious . Even if labour hold me on those days I will hold body till 12 midnight.

Chai!!!
May the labour visit you at exactly 11:59 am on 17th so you will do the necessary pushing and "pulling" till 18th.
I rep October 18.
Tell all those bad belle three ppl not to spoil October born names ooo.

All these preggy ladies with their countdown and roll calling abi na register sef dey make pregnancy hungry me ooo.
But I go cool myself down ooo cos they get who to rub their back and me never get.

Momma Zaynie pls give me a birth date mate.

Na only swimsuit the babe get
I have never come across any news of Emma Nyra releasing a mind blowing song.
Only body banging curves in swimsuit I dey always see and to think it always make front page