Insane Troll Logic is the kind of logic that just can't be argued with because it's so demented, so lost in its own insanity, that any attempts to make it rational would make it more incomprehensible. It is logic failure that crosses over into parody or Poe's Law. A character thinks in such a blatantly illogical manner that it has to be deliberate on the part of the writer.

SleekyPosh:


This Guy is a Demented Troll

Lmao

Hehehe

I Love your angle!!!
Intelligent and straight...

But she has left already...

joyd200:
Oga nothing is going to change after you've wasted you little money for sacrifice. They'll tell you to do another one, again, and again, and again.

Generally, Nigeria is bad for everyone, particularly, if you're from a poor background. To breakthrough is almost difficulty, if you don't have help. Please don't fall for those scammers (pastors, Alfa or babalawo). You'll waste your money on them, while they smile to the banks, building houses and buying cars, at your own peril. Frankly, I still wonder how people believe these consultants in the first place.

Times have changed, their practices only work when the Nigerian system runs traditional in nature. It's now anachronistic. Your existing family background or the state of the economy now determine success rate not good character, juju or prayers. if the economy is bad like those of many African countries, you'll most likely face unemployment, business and job caprices. If the economy is good like those of developed nations, you'll be okay. If your house get burnt, car accident, you have health issues or other theft covered, there is insurance to take care of them, as long as you don't default your contracts. In Nigeria, we'll leave all that undone and when challenges surface, we say it's water spirit.

Have you not wonder that Davido, Wizkid, Dangote, P-Square, 2Face etc would Bleep any pussy they like. The marine girls and their motherfucker mates and goddess mothers would love to be their baby Mamas. Some may even fight and kill to be the housewife. The difference is too much money.

The truth is the economy is generally bad, and once you don't have much, you go through lots of troubles in businesses, including lose of contracts and so on. If you're a billionaire now or she's a billionaire now, the water spirit won't disturb her.

Oops what you face is atypically of relationship with financial challenges. A man is poor because he's poor. Don't add poor mentality or belief to it. Keep job hunting or try other businesses. All the best!!!

Seems you know road,nna make i follow you nah!!!

DrObum:
No go hustle, sit down there and be blaming the poor lady for your misfortunes.

YOUR SPIRITUAL ANGLE IS UNDERSTOOD.
I WILL PREFER SHE GIVES BIRTH IF SHE CAN, BUT IF NOT, I WILL ACTIVATE MYSELF TO ATTRACTS MORE LIGHT IN THE FUTURE.

sukkot:
well you know she is not getting the proper spiritual light from you so she is still a wandering soul. its like darkness leading darkness. when you step up spiritually she would fall in line when she sees a more superior force.

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sukkot:
oh that past was for some other guy who posted his details lol. but yes i feel your pain and try to do that ritul to remove the blockage so that prosperity would flow. unverse brought that woman in your life for a reason. two lost souls. activate your self and illuminate her so you can break these generational curses and so blessings would start flowing

I once caught her texting her ex, when that one is talking to her about when last they had sex and she is promising to visit!!!

So how many more proof do i need?
Im in doubt that's not my child untill he/she comes to this world and i do DNA

sukkot:
just watch it from now. if the universe brings her back then that is your goodluck charm . avoid making anymore irrational decisions if universe bings her back. understand that most advice you are getting here is fom angry teenagers. dont let teenagers destroy your life with bad advice . that woman is pregnant with your child

I get you, but sometimes we need a change, and if it won't happen easily, we forced it...

PeachtreeReside:


Oh dear.

Please do not be harsh with her , remember her delicate condition.

Maybe you should tell her elegbe people that you handsing off her... �

Before I met her, I am not okay as well...
Family background issues and all that.

But when I met her, it became worst and serious!!! As I am, i am trekking a distance of 3houra to and fro.
I have no kobo on me
.both physically and in my accounts.
She Just came and added salts to my injuries

sukkot:
wow just checked yours bro, you youself have lots of spiritual blocks bro. how is your life looking ?

Wow.

So you are saying if she gives birth to the fourth child, things might go well??

But it's seemingly over , that's what I wish!!!

sukkot:
brother its your life however doing the numerlogy on this thing, the 4th child is the star. the earth labored and toiled in misery and dryness and unproductivity bringing forth 3 issues but when the 4th issue emerged ? the earth brought forth and became bountiful and fruitful and all the richness thereof sprung forth.

but let your spirit guide you

I did already
...

Foxyfox:
Pls, don't listen to any of these ignorants speaking up there.. all of you just tag water anyhow, don't mind them. There are lots of spirit in water, infact thousands of them. Not everyone belongs to the bad part.. pls send me a pm like I have said. I can't be saying stuffs here.

Out of arrogance, she won't come back ... She is stubborn and i am letting go.
I have said lots of shits to trigger her going.

sukkot:
brother call her back. be the light to this lost soul.

I will do this and attract another better woman, i love your submission and i will save the message to carry it out....

sukkot:
alright so your soul ( piscean ) is programmed to sync into the hidden records of the universe however your 3 dimensional body being leo is like daniel trapped in the lions den. meaning you are in an unseen prison of darkness and your life would just be a series of mistakes because there is no direction to it because of the darkness. but yet your soul is full of light but the light is not guiding your path because of the darkness and someone like you the wrongest person for you to meet would be an aquarius which she is because aquarius is spiritual darkness and carnality and hedonistic three dimensional madness. and so a woman like this would lead you into darkness and futher dim you lights and things would stop working in you life. but all is not lost, you dont have to get rid of the woman but you can turn the situation around for yourself and then in turn be the guiding light to this woman because she too is in darkness and needs light but however in your case there is light but its just that the light is cut off. so we want to reconnect you to your solar light so that your fortunes would turn around and then you can in turn be the light to this woman who needs light and guidance. so dont get rid of her but we re going to make her subject to you an a help meet and a disciple to you. we would do this by rituals and for someone like you, you would have to do this wednesday ( the day satan dies and turns to ashes hence ash wednesday ) at the 12.00 hour. get a compass and look for the north. do this ritual facing the north. look for incense sticks called citronella ( they sell them everywhere ) and burn it slowly and then draw the aquarius symbol on a sheet of paper and burn it. then say LORD ON THIS DAY OF THE DEMISE OF THE lord of the underground I ASK FOR THE RECONNECTION OF MY LOWER AND HIGHER SELF. I ASK FOR ASCENSION. PLEASE FORGIVE ME OF ALL MY SHORTCOMINGS AND BE WITH ME. BLESS ME WITH YOUR POWER AND AUTHORITY AND ALL THAT COMES WITH IT, BLESSINGS AND PROSPERITY. I PROMISE TO BE A GOOD STEWARD OF YOUR POWERS AND BLESSINGS AND PROMISE NEVER TO ABUSE IT. RITUAL IS OVER. now go forth and conquer the world bro. but do not misuse your power and authority and dont get rid of that woman. be the light in her life. now go in peacce and multiply

She is packing out already...
She WENT out to get taxi to take her things away i guess...

sukkot:
alright so your soul ( piscean ) is programmed to sync into the hidden records of the universe however your 3 dimensional body being leo is like daniel trapped in the lions den. meaning you are in an unseen prison of darkness and your life would just be a series of mistakes because there is no direction to it because of the darkness. but yet your soul is full of light but the light is not guiding your path because of the darkness and someone like you the wrongest person for you to meet would be an aquarius which she is because aquarius is spiritual darkness and carnality and hedonistic three dimensional madness. and so a woman like this would lead you into darkness and futher dim you lights and things would stop working in you life. but all is not lost, you dont have to get rid of the woman but you can turn the situation around for yourself and then in turn be the guiding light to this woman because she too is in darkness and needs light but however in your case there is light but its just that the light is cut off. so we want to reconnect you to your solar light so that your fortunes would turn around and then you can in turn be the light to this woman who needs light and guidance. so dont get rid of her but we re going to make her subject to you an a help meet and a disciple to you. we would do this by rituals and for someone like you, you would have to do this wednesday ( the day satan dies and turns to ashes hence ash wednesday ) at the 12.00 hour. get a compass and look for the north. do this ritual facing the north. look for incense sticks called citronella ( they sell them everywhere ) and burn it slowly and then draw the aquarius symbol on a sheet of paper and burn it. then say LORD ON THIS DAY OF THE DEMISE OF THE lord of the underground I ASK FOR THE RECONNECTION OF MY LOWER AND HIGHER SELF. I ASK FOR ASCENSION. PLEASE FORGIVE ME OF ALL MY SHORTCOMINGS AND BE WITH ME. BLESS ME WITH YOUR POWER AND AUTHORITY AND ALL THAT COMES WITH IT, BLESSINGS AND PROSPERITY. I PROMISE TO BE A GOOD STEWARD OF YOUR POWERS AND BLESSINGS AND PROMISE NEVER TO ABUSE IT. RITUAL IS OVER. now go forth and conquer the world bro. but do not misuse your power and authority and dont get rid of that woman. be the light in her life. now go in peacce and multiply

Thanks so much.
Appreciated

NemoDatQuod:
@HaveMercylord.

Nigeria is a country filled with illiterates (formally educated but absence of knowledge and common sense). How can anyone in the 21st century pander to, let alone believe the trash you and most people on here are spouting. How can you disgrace the One who created you in His image by spouting the rubbish of mammy water spirit etal?

Do not let ignorance and illiteracy be your undoing.

That woman is not the cause of your problems. There is a reason why the mountain top comes with a valley. To get to the mountaintop, you must start from the valley and you cannot stay at the mountain top all life long. Life is about the constant journey between the valley and the mountain top. A man or woman will experience periods of goodness and periods of significant challenges. That is why it is called life.

Start by learning and opening your mind to knowledge. Then make sure that you do not take a decision on the basis of that rubbish you and others are spouting. Do not take a decision on the basis of that rubbish.

Men who have been significantly rich lose everything and some end up killing themselves. Just two days ago, a well off guy jumped to his death because of financial difficulties. He did not turn around to blame his wife for being a marine spirit or any such trash.

It seems it is only in significantly backward societies such as Nigeria that mammy water spirit and other such rubbish exit. Mtchew!

Finally, run from any so called man of god or wherever it is you go to inquire who teach you such rubbish. You have fallen into the hands of Satan and you know what he does to his followers.

There is nothing wrong with being with a woman who already has three kids if you genuinely care for her. It is not an indication of her promiscuity or otherwise. Remember that there are millions of women in that same country who would have had seven children from seven men if not for abortion.

Go and learn to free your mind from ignorance. Be a man and do not ascribe your challenges to others. Man Up!

We are breaking/tearing apart already...

She's contacting people she can move to.

PeachtreeReside:


She should have being more careful though....


She knows she has always had this issue and should have being more circumspect than you.


You cannot take the baby from her and breaking up is going to be hard too.

Stay prayered up and be positive.

Apart from lies, SHE DOESN'T HAVE JOB AND REFUSED TO SUPPORT ME TOO FINANCIALLY.

Onyiiobi7735:

Before you jappa, have you ever bothered to find out the actual truth about her? The place you went to for answers,is it a spiritualism home or witch doctor?
Because the girl might be suffering from attacks by ancestral powers which afflict any man who comes close to her, and drive them away.
My friend,go and seek out a true Man of God.The place you went to for answers might have been influenced by demons to spew lies.

EYES ALREADY OPEN AND BRAIN STARTED FUNCTIONING AGAIN.

inikamoze:
You open eyes,chook preek inside woman wey don get 3 kids for 2 different men,then you come here dey seek solutions to your problems. Ogbeni you are your own problem. You see problem lying on the ground on its own,u carry Oshuka lift am put for your head. Love can't be this dumb bro. You are too young for all these sh*t.

I have put my Dick on serious suspension

zakkxx:
You cannot fight a spiritual wife or husband by living a life of fornication!! You must be a genuine born again to win the battle! If u have other girls and still sinning! Hmmh! Your own done finish! Repent truly and see my God in action!!

It was later we started to unravel things

HaneefahRN:
The woman sef no wise, can't blame you, so now she will be a single mother with 4 children from different father's.
You didn't know she has water mates before getting her pregnant abi, continue

I initially fell in foolish Love with her , but my eyes got cleared recently...

PeachtreeReside:



So you are going to make her a 4time baby mama from 3 different men......


She should not have gotten pregnant for a single man because stories that touch will come up.

I am From the South West (a typical Yoruba)
She's a Yoruba and I am Yoruba too...

sukkot:
one final question and i ask for a reason. are you ne, nw, se or sw part of nigeria descent ? what would you say is your tribal group ? because each tribal group has different spiritual signatures

This im confused...

Sometimes she said she is 23, sometimes 27years

MoneyMustBMade:


How old is she bro?
If she is mature enough just advise her to take care of the children she has already.
And you will now be supporting her as much as you can

She was never plain about her birth Year, i guess she was hiding that...

But mine is 1988.

Sometimes she said she is 23 years, sometimes she said 27 years.

But mine is 29th FEBRUARY, 1988

sukkot:
ahhh i want to work on your case but you have to give me the year of birth so i can pull up both your charts to get the luna sign too. but first of all being born on a leap year means you are susceptible to having your fortunes changed for the worse or for the better depending on the woman you mate with. its why the olympics are played every leap year because this is the time for one person to ascend to mount olympus and for another to fall out of mount olympus. and so you are a transition soul that can get knocked out of the top, or if you meet the right partner you can ascend to the top ( things start working out for you ). but i would love the year of birth so i can delve into this case

Kpekus nearly kill me...

I borrowed money from all my friends, including enemies self...

FireUpNow:

You made a very terrible mistake. Some women are very dangerous. Are you sure of her age of truly she is older than you? Guy use your head and do the right thing forget about steady kpekus poo. E nor dey send alert enter phone ooo

Updates:- she is packing already...
I am feeling better already, im sure i will be fine.

Savechild23:


Oga, go for things that belongs to u and leave this food for the gods

In fact i suffered a lot.
As at right now, i do not have a dime on me.
LET ME SHOCK EVERYONE, THIS LADY HAS NO JOB, NO HANDWORK... NOTHING...ALL MY TEACHING SALARIES FOR THE PAST 5-6 MONTHS WENT DOWN THE DRAIN.

jagorinho:

Marine spirit are vehemently stubborn, I still don't know the kind of spell she casted on you for having erection for a lady with 3 kids and I doubt you have had any kid before. Severe relationship with her just like others did and be responsible for welfare of your kid simple, being in Nigeria itself is torture now being tormented by marine spirit inside Nigeria is Doom.

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Scamfinders:
Fighting for her may not be at ur own interest as these Spirits are usually very aggressive.... Coming from someone with a similar experience.

It's time to be a man and leave... If u fight, dey will fight u and pull u more, dey will frustrate any means to even get tfare for movement sef... The good thing is, once she leaves to another place, your star will shine again so u don't av to say it's finished for life but just give her space
I can explain exactly everything you're experiencing now in a way that u will think I was der...

I need everything bro...

Sobs.

jagorinho:

You go need Garlic join and bay leaves.

She's air sign (17th February)
Im Water sign (29th February,leap year)

This my date of birth might give some families and friends on nairaland hints is from who they know.

sukkot:
what is her zodiac sign and what is yours ? do you know her date of birth ? what is your date of birth ?

Wow...

If you check my last nairaland posts, they'are so scanty...

But this hit Front page...

It's a serious topic.
MEN SHOULD LEARN.

Yes, I allowed prick to think for me...

I regret and I have Learnt.

FireUpNow:
Na better mumu u be. You fit consult to know if the woman get bad luck or some spirit but you not fit consult not to sleep with a woman who has 3 kids for 2 different men. Your foolish preek raise and you fuc.k her? Na you get bad luck mumu. At 34 you shook head for trap. You get father and mother at all? Na heavy muturu goat you be.