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Health / Re: Menstrual Cramps Disturbing Me Badly. Please What Can I Use For It? by Havemercylord: 11:01pm On Jan 06
Get very very active sexually...before ,during and after your period...Bleep MASSIVELY AND Bleep DEEPLY.... MORNING, AFTERNOON,NIGHT AND MIDNIGHT....

YOU WILL BE 100% MENSTRUAL CRAMP FREE...
Sports / Highlights: Ivory Coast 5-1 Sierra Leone In 2024 Friendly Game by Havemercylord: 8:31pm On Jan 06
Highlights: Ivory Coast 5-1 Sierra Leone in 2024 Friendly Game

Crime / Re: "If Change No Dey In 2months, I Go Start To Carry Gun" - Says Man by Havemercylord: 1:40pm On Jan 05
Good luck...
Carry it in peace
Phones / Re: Where Or How Can I Buy Phone And Pay Instalmentally Every Month? by Havemercylord: 11:31am On Nov 29, 2023
Please who can share the link to register on easy buy?
Phones / Re: Where Or How Can I Buy Phone And Pay Instalmentally Every Month? by Havemercylord: 2:01pm On Nov 20, 2023
THANKS ALL FOR YOUR CONTRIBUTION

I AM GOING FOR EASY BUY
Phones / Re: Where Or How Can I Buy Phone And Pay Instalmentally Every Month? by Havemercylord: 2:01pm On Nov 20, 2023
Jeffy1206:
they will not deliver it until full payment is made so this will not help op. 😒☹️😏

Thanks for being helpful for your honest information

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Family / Re: Should I Have Collected The Bread From Her Mother? by Havemercylord: 1:17pm On Nov 20, 2023
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CJStarz:
I must commend you for refusing their Bread offer. If they owned a bakery, that would have been very understandable. Like,who gifts a potential son inlaw loaves of bread? Unless you looked like a hungry man to them.
They might have meant well o but it would have been demeaning of you to have accepted such an offer.
Can you imagine them immediately calling their daughter to REPORT you and for her to FIRE back at you?
Guy, for my mind ,I dey try imagine d kind of person you are.....stature wise, emotional wise and financial!

By d way, why did you buy biscuits and juice for her mama and papa, people wey suppose to dey avoid sugary things by now? E for better if you went there a half bag of rice for the mother and some good schnapps or wine for the father.
For that side? U no do well.

You are extremely Wise for constructively criticizing arrogant OP

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Family / Re: Should I Have Collected The Bread From Her Mother? by Havemercylord: 1:15pm On Nov 20, 2023
YOU ARE PROUD

BREAD IS EVEN MORE RESPECTFUL THAN BISCUITS AND JUICE, ARE THEY KIDS?

THEY ARE TRYING TO CORRECT YOU...

MY MUM WONT EVER GIVE A DAMN Bleep OF GIVING YOU PIN.

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Phones / Where Or How Can I Buy Phone And Pay Instalmentally Every Month? by Havemercylord: 4:20pm On Nov 14, 2023
Hello, I am a social media marketer and web manager, I lost my recent phone, so I need to get another one to continue my business.
Where can I get a phone to buy on instalment payment monthly?
I earn 150k/month.

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Religion / What Is The Name Of The Prophet That Gives Prophecy With Dates? by Havemercylord: 12:58am On Jul 27, 2023
WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE PERSON THAT GIVES PROPHECY WITH DATES?

His name is
APOSTLE JOHN STEPHEN _THE EAGLE PROPHET OF THE NATIONS.

a.k.a POWER NO BE POWDER. Also known as the dead man who is the FOUNDER AND GENERAL OVERSEER OF GRACE TO TAKE OVER INTERNATIONAL MINISTRIES.

The following are his prophecies

He PROPHECIED ABOUT

1. covid 19 January 1st, cross overnight, 2020.

2. may, they fought in Aso Rock and it came to pass.

3. Prophecy June 2020, a prophecy about October 2020, ENS SARS.

4. June 6TH 2021, PROPHECY ABOUT NNAMDI KANU WILL BE ARRESTED AND IT CAME TO PASS.

5. PROPHECY ABOUT THE RUSSIA WAR AND UKRAINE CAME UP ON CROSS OVER NIGHT, 2021. AND IT CAME TO PASS.

6. PROPHECY ON AUGUST 2022., THAT PETER OBI WILL WIN AND IT WILL NOT BE GIVEN TO HIM.
Etc.

Below are links to his social media handles where you can watch his confirmed prophecies.

https://m.facebook.com/Theeagleprophet

https://m.youtube.com/results?sp=mAEA&search_query=grace+to+take+over+ministry

https://www.linkedin.com/in/apostle-john-stephen-the-eagle-prophet-6253ab285/

Celebrities / Re: I Need Sound Motivational Speakers In Abidjan, As Guests In An Upcoming Talk Con by Havemercylord: 11:09pm On Feb 16, 2023
Berrityga:
Lol... Who needs motivational speaker in this age.

its needed in Abidjan, Cote D'Ivoire to adress and speak to the Anglophone (English Speakers) audience here in this Francophone (French Speakers) ...
Celebrities / Re: I Need Sound Motivational Speakers In Abidjan, As Guests In An Upcoming Talk Con by Havemercylord: 9:02pm On Feb 16, 2023
Terkx:
Seems this number is not on WhatsApp

its on Whatsapp
+2250153195089

Celebrities / Re: I Need Sound Motivational Speakers In Abidjan, As Guests In An Upcoming Talk Con by Havemercylord: 8:47pm On Feb 16, 2023
Terkx:
I'm interested.
message that number on Whatsapp...from there, you tend to start talking
Celebrities / Re: I Need Sound Motivational Speakers In Abidjan, As Guests In An Upcoming Talk Con by Havemercylord: 8:46pm On Feb 16, 2023
are you a motivational speaker?
Career / Re: Deloitte 2023 Graduate Recruitment by Havemercylord: 8:39pm On Feb 16, 2023
my name is Adebiyi Opeyemi Joseph, i am a Nigerian, Living and working legitimately in Cote D'Ivoire (Ivory Coast).
There are millions of Nigerians, both Living legally and illegally Here in this country.
I have a plan to put up a conference to gather them in their hundreds, thousands and if possible in millions to have a conference where we can rob minds, and share ideas of how greater things can be achieved while in this country and in our home country Nigeria.
For now, I don't have much ideas of the THEME nor the event venue...but it is a plan in progress.

I need willing MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKERS WHO ARE WILLING TO COME DOWN TO COTE D'IVOIRE when the event is concluded.

My WhatsApp number is
+225
0153
1950
89.
PLUS TWO TWO FIVE, ZERO ONE, FIVE THREE ONE, NINE FIVE ZERO, EIGHT NINE.

PLEASE YOUR IDEAS AND RECOMMENDATIONS SHALL BE APPRECIATED.

NOTE:- FLIGHT AND ACCOMMODATION OF SUCH SPEAKERS SHALL BE TAKEN CARE OF
Celebrities / I Need Sound Motivational Speakers In Abidjan, As Guests In An Upcoming Talk Con by Havemercylord: 8:38pm On Feb 16, 2023
my name is Adebiyi Opeyemi Joseph, i am a Nigerian, Living and working legitimately in Cote D'Ivoire (Ivory Coast).
There are millions of Nigerians, both Living legally and illegally Here in this country.
I have a plan to put up a conference to gather them in their hundreds, thousands and if possible in millions to have a conference where we can rob minds, and share ideas of how greater things can be achieved while in this country and in our home country Nigeria.
For now, I don't have much ideas of the THEME nor the event venue...but it is a plan in progress.

I need willing MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKERS WHO ARE WILLING TO COME DOWN TO COTE D'IVOIRE when the event is concluded.

My WhatsApp number is
+225
0153
1950
89.
PLUS TWO TWO FIVE, ZERO ONE, FIVE THREE ONE, NINE FIVE ZERO, EIGHT NINE.

PLEASE YOUR IDEAS AND RECOMMENDATIONS SHALL BE APPRECIATED.

NOTE:- FLIGHT AND ACCOMMODATION OF SUCH SPEAKERS SHALL BE TAKEN CARE OF.
Business / Re: Fuel, Naira Crisis: Banks Direct Staff To Dress Down by Havemercylord: 10:51am On Feb 07, 2023
Let the Banks should be burnt down to Total ashes ⚱️...
Computers / Re: Sold out by Havemercylord: 2:48am On Jan 31, 2023
The screen size is too small, that's why you can't add the screen size information right??

Anyway, i need 16GB RAM
Computers / Re: Buy Hp Omen 17 Gaming Laptop, Hdd 1tb + Ssd 128gb, 4gb Nvidia, 8gb Ram (cheap!) by Havemercylord: 2:43am On Jan 31, 2023
I am in Côte d'Ivoire, getting this machine here in Abidjan is easy for me...my question is
CAN YOU INCREASE THE RAM TO 16GB?

IF YES...I AM 100% INTERESTED AND FUNDS ARE AVAILABLE TO PURCHASE IT.

And what is the screen size

+22501
531
950
89

WHATSAPP
Art, Graphics & Video / 3d/hd Graphics Designer Needed by Havemercylord: 3:11pm On Jan 03, 2023
Hello, i am in need of a professional graphics designer who can design logo in HD clear format very quickly...

We can chat further on WhatsApp

+22501
FIVE THREE ONE
950.

payment after service. Thanks
Computers / Re: I Need A Laptop by Havemercylord: 3:18pm On Jan 01, 2023
At MAJESTICGUY, I HAVE A BROTHER WHO IS A TECH ,ICT AND COMPUTER KNOWLEDGEABLE GUY IN LAGOS, HE CAN TRAVEL TO ANYWHERE TO PHYSICALLY VERIFY THE LAPTOP...
Computers / Re: I Need A Laptop by Havemercylord: 3:28am On Jan 01, 2023
The price to reach me is not the problem... Buses Moving from osun state to ABIDJAN are cheaper and safer to move SUCH item...I just want to be sure if I can get that spec and the price
Computers / I Need A Laptop by Havemercylord: 10:31pm On Dec 31, 2022
I want to buy a UK/USA USED LAPTOP WITH:

16GB RAM, 1TB SSD, CORE i7 and wide screen.

(Any type of model IS ACCEPTED, EITHER Dell, HP, Asus, and so on.

Please any serious and real seller should DM me on

+22501-531-NINE-FIVE-ZERO-EIGHT-NINE.

I WILL ARRANGE HOW IT WILL GET TO ME HERE IN ABIDJAN, CÔTÉ D'IVOIRE.

I CAN'T BUY SUCH LAPTOP HERE, BECAUSE LAPTOP IS GENERALLY COSTLY HERE
Programming / I Need The Services Of A Professional Programmer by Havemercylord: 3:37pm On Oct 01, 2022
Hello, I am in need of a programmer who can design and program a website.

Someone with good and fair charges çan message on my whatsapp number below. Or if you have some one to refer, it's okay.
I am in Abidjan, côté d'ivoire.
My whatsapp number is
+225
015
3195
089
Family / Re: My Parents Destroyed My Life In Guise Of Love, I'm Now Depressed Daily by Havemercylord: 8:00am On Sep 14, 2022
Op
DO NOT HATE ON YOUR PARENTS, IF THEY WISH, THEY WILL GIVE YOU THE WHOLE WORLD.

DON'T SAY BECAUSE YOU MASTURBATE,YOU LACK SELF ESTEEM!!! NO!

SOON, GIRLS WILL BE RUNNING AFTER YOU AND YOU WILL HAVE TO CHOOSE YOUR CHOICE
Family / Re: My Parents Destroyed My Life In Guise Of Love, I'm Now Depressed Daily by Havemercylord: 7:57am On Sep 14, 2022
Op,
If you are reading my comment, that money you saved will help you move to a west Africa Country called CÔTE d'Ivoire.

You will travel by road and you will enjoy the challenges of travelling and surviving in a new country, it makes you a real man with experience.

HERE YOU CAN AT LEAST GET A TEACHING JOB IN ANY NIGERIAN PRIMARY/SECONDARY SCHOOL.

you will get a small room to stay and start Life maturely,meet Ladies of your choice and have your own decisions.

Contact me on WhatsApp:-
+225
01531
95089
Romance / Re: I Am Facing Blockages After Meeting My Girlfriend by Havemercylord: 7:11pm On Sep 05, 2022
I was supposed to prevent, instead of curing...
But na cure i dey do now!!!
Mom007:

The matter weak me my brother....
Plus your own now it will be 4 children out of wed luck because as I am seeing you OP, you cannot marry that lady so why did you even chook your head into such a mess sef?
Romance / Re: I Am Facing Blockages After Meeting My Girlfriend by Havemercylord: 7:08pm On Sep 05, 2022
Laughing and rolling on the floor...

SleekyPosh:


That's You right there �
Romance / Re: I Am Facing Blockages After Meeting My Girlfriend by Havemercylord: 7:02pm On Sep 05, 2022
Yes absolutely irresponsible...
Caring for a lady with no Jobs for over 6months.
ComeToJesus:


You are irresponsible.
Romance / Re: I Am Facing Blockages After Meeting My Girlfriend by Havemercylord: 6:59pm On Sep 05, 2022
Insane Troll Logic is the kind of logic that just can't be argued with because it's so demented, so lost in its own insanity, that any attempts to make it rational would make it more incomprehensible. It is logic failure that crosses over into parody or Poe's Law. A character thinks in such a blatantly illogical manner that it has to be deliberate on the part of the writer.
SleekyPosh:


This Guy is a Demented Troll

Lmao grin

Hehehe

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