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 Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland 2016 Grand Finale by havocypie: 11:58am On Jun 25, 2016 |
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| Politics / Re: Buhari's Ambassadorial Nominees And Their State Of Origin by havocypie: 3:32am On Jun 10, 2016 |
olucephas: No ambassador from ebonyi state! MARGINALIZATION of the highest order. Two nomination from Anambra state! |
| Politics / Re: Buhari's Ambassadorial Nominees And Their State Of Origin by havocypie: 3:30am On Jun 10, 2016 |
| Education / Re: National Board For Technical Education Signpost With Public Grammatical Blunder by havocypie: 6:56am On Mar 30, 2016 |
NobleAngell: Answer: They are DEAF and DUMB! |
| Romance / Before You Marry Her|before You Marry Him by havocypie: 11:22pm On Jan 27, 2016 |
BEFORE YOU MARRY HER|BEFORE YOU MARRY HIM Before you marry her/him as the case maybe, be sure you are not an Adam marrying a Steve or be very certain you are not an Eve marrying a Evelyn, funny right? But truth be told a lot of men are losing the core features that makes them a man and that is why so many marriages are headed into trouble waters even before its starts, and vice versa, many women are increasingly losing their identity as women, it’s hard to know now whether some people are men or women, I’m not talking dressing wise or fashion wise here, I’m talking psychological and mental wise, it’s a no wonder you hear songs like ‘’ you’ve got to act like a woman think like a man (the song by Jennifer Hudson feat Neyo). That is a blatant deception, you can’t think like a man and act like a woman doing that will make a person liable to see a psychiatrist, because as a person thinks in his/her heart so is he/she. For The Man Before you marry her be sure she is a woman, I’m not saying verify in the physical state, even that is difficult to do now, with all the advance sex change procedures available now, a man can be completely transformed into a woman, complete with all the bodily features of a woman (breast, sexual organ as well as figure  so don’t be deceived, what I’m talking of is the psychology, women are naturally wired to be emotional, as much as that nature of theirs can be annoying sometimes ( apologies to my woman) it is what makes them woman, if it wasn’t for the emotional nature of woman, no woman having gone through the painful rigor of child birth will get pregnant again, you think of it, is it logical To go through something that almost kill you and still let it happen to you again? (kudos to women), so if you find a woman that is seemly void of that emotional factor, you better avoid her, emotions here is not anger or jealousy because these two are emotions too.For The Woman Before you marry him, be sure he is a man, I know he is good looking, got a great job and drives a car, good for him and good for you, but all that doesn’t make him a man, a man must be disciplined by that I mean a man must be principled and responsible, there are so many undisciplined, irresponsible good looking, got a great job and drives a car men out there, an undisciplined man can make marriage very terrible for a woman because its takes a man of discipline to accommodate the emotional highs and lows that women are very prone to, marry a man not a she-man, women must learn to appreciate how hard it can be sometimes to get through logical thinking of a man, it is men that lacks logic and does not think that will impregnate the house girl and sleep with their sisters and even now some sleep with their daughters, so please marry a man not a woman. There’s no perfect man and there is no perfect woman but that is still not an excuse to marry a man or woman that lacks the foundation qualities of the former or latter. |
| Politics / Re: Biafra: OEAS Demands Snap Referendum Winthin 90 Days (letter attached) by havocypie: 3:06pm On Dec 04, 2015 |
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| Politics / Re: DSS Asks Court To Discontinue Kanu’s Trial by havocypie: 3:55pm On Nov 23, 2015 |
havocypie: Cc: @Lalasctica, @freedom4biafra |
| Politics / DSS Asks Court To Discontinue Kanu’s Trial by havocypie: 3:36pm On Nov 23, 2015 |
The Department of State Services (DSS) on Monday requested a Wuse Zone 2 Senior Magistrates’ Court in Abuja to discontinue trial of Nnamdi Kanu, Director of Radio Biafra, charged with criminal conspiracy. Kanu is standing trial on a three-count charge of criminal conspiracy, intimidation and belonging to unlawful society, to which he pleaded not guilty. Director of pirate radio, Radio Biafra, Nnamdi Kanu At the resumed sitting of the case, prosecution counsel, Moses Idakwo, informed the court that after the arraignment of the accused, the complainant stumbled on some facts which took the matter out of the jurisdiction of the court. According to him, the complainant found out that the accused was involved in terrorism and has been financing it. “The complainant is, therefore, applying to discontinue the matter under section 108(1) of administration of criminal justice act 2015.’’ Idakwo said that the DSS had also obtained an order from the Federal High Court, Abuja, dated Nov.10, to detain the accused in its custody for 90 days. Objecting, Kanu’s counsel, Vincent Obetta, prayed the court not to discontinue the case because the prosecution did not present any information from the Attorney-General of Federation who had the authority to approve such. Obetta told the court that the DSS violated the order of the court which granted bail that was perfected but not granted, adding that the accused had been in DSS custody since he was arrested. Subsequently, the magistrate, Mr Usman Shuaibu, after listening to both counsels, adjourned the matter until Dec.1 for ruling Source: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/11/dss-asks-court-to-discontinue-kanus-trial/ |
| Career / Re: Seamen: Ratings, Officers, Engineers, Captains: Please Share Your Experience by havocypie: 2:29pm On Nov 22, 2015 |
Am a Mechanical engineering graduate, I've acquired my Mandatory courses certificate, medical fitness certificate, Int Passport, yellow fever, Discharge book but since 9 months now after I finished my trainings I'm yet to get an invitations from all of the shipping company I applied to in Lagos. I even had to collect recommendation letters from NIMASA yet they ignored it. Pls, if any one have an advice or information to relate to me kindly do am on 08098802452. |
| Sports / Nigeria U-23 Team, The Dream Team VI, Narrowly Escape Plane Crash In Accra by havocypie: 2:34pm On Nov 15, 2015 |
As they get into gear for the African U23 Championship billed for Senegal, it has been revealed that Nigeria U23 team, the Dream Team VI, escaped a plane crash on their way to Gambia on Sunday morning. The Samson Siasia-led side opted for the West African country after their trip to Morocco was cancelled owing to visa issues. An unnamed source revealed that the pilot of the Arik airplane made an emergency landing in Accra, Ghana due to technical difficulties, and has since been left stranded in the Ghana capital. “Thank God for his goodness and his mercies we escaped plane crash on our way to Gambia, the pilot had to make an emergency landing in Accra. We are still in Accra,” a senior official of the team told Goal.com after the incident. “We are still stranded here and we are yet to get any news from Arik officials.” The team is likely to depart Accra on Sunday evening in the expectation that the Nigeria Football Federation (NFF) would have arranged new travel plans. Source:Goal http://www.olisa.tv/2015/11/15/nigeria-u-23-team-the-dream-team-vi-narrowly-escape-plane-crash-in-accra/ |
| Business / Re: Always Protect Your Ideas Before Submitting Proposals by havocypie: 8:18pm On Nov 08, 2015 |
Hello OP! I was exhumed with joy when I saw your topic on PATENT! I've an idea that I want to patent, but when I went to the Ministry of Trade and industry, I was persuaded by the officials to tell them the idea but I didn't disclose it because I can't trust them with the informations. They told me to write a novelty statement and return afterwards to do a search either online and manual 18000 and 15000 respectively. Pls OP, I'll like you to educate me further on the way forward so as to get my ideas protected. How do I get my idea internationally recognised? At the ministry of trade and investment, I was told that I must do a Nigeria patent and that is all I need. Best regards. |
| Politics / Re: Breaking News! List Of Ministers And Their Portfolios! by havocypie: 8:19am On Nov 03, 2015 |
| Politics / Re: Breaking News! List Of Ministers And Their Portfolios! by havocypie: 8:12am On Nov 03, 2015 |
| Politics / Re: Breaking News! List Of Ministers And Their Portfolios! by havocypie: 6:32am On Nov 03, 2015 |
Feebie4All: Some ministries are merged |
| Politics / Breaking News! List Of Ministers And Their Portfolios! by havocypie: 5:51pm On Nov 02, 2015 |
1. Ministry of Agric and Natural Resources – Audu Ogbeh (Benue) 2. Ministry of Attorney General, – James Ocholi (Kogi) 3. Ministry of Aviation – Sen Hadi Sirika (Katsina) 4. Ministry of Defence – Abdulrahman Dambazau(Kano) 5. Ministry of Defence (State) – Dan Ali (Zamfara) 6. Ministry of Education – Isaac Adewole (Osun) 7. Minister of FCT (State) – Solomon Dalong (Plateau) 8. Ministry of Federal Capital Territory – Abubakar Bawa Bwari (Niger) 9. Ministry of Finance – Okechukwu Enelamah (Abia) 10. Ministry of Finance (State) – Kemi Adeosun (Ogun) 11. Ministry of Foreign Affairs – Kayode Fayemi- (Ekiti) 12. Ministry of Foreign Affairs (State) – Adamu Adamu (Bauchi) 13. Ministry of Health – Osagie Ehanire (Edo) 14. Ministry of Information, Communication Technology – Lai Mohammed (Kwara) 15. Ministry of Interior – Cladius Omoleye Daramola (Ondo) 16. Ministry of Labour – Prof Anthony Onwuka (Imo) 17. Ministry of Mines and Steel Development – Abubakar Malami (Kebbi) 18. Ministry of National Planning – Amina Mohammed (Gombe) 19. Ministry of Niger Delta Affairs – Rotimi Amaechi 20. Ministry of Niger Delta Affairs (State) – Pastor Usani Uguru (Cross River) 21. Ministry of Petroleum – Ibe Kachikwu (Delta) 22. Ministry of Police Affairs – Chris Ngige (Anambra) 23. Ministry of Power Babatunde Fashola – (Lagos) 24. Ministry of Sports & Youth Development – Heineken Lokpobiri (Bayelsa) 25. Ministry of Trade and Investment – Sen. Udo Udo Udoma (Akwa Ibom) 26. Ministry of Trade and Investment (State) – Zainab Ahmed (Kaduna) 27. Ministry of Women Affairs – Hajia Khadija Bukar Ibrahim (Yobe) 28. Ministry of Works & Transport Ogbonaya Onu – (Ebonyi) Ogbonaya Onu- (Ebonyi) 29. Ministry of Works (State) Barr – Adebayo Shittu (Oyo) MONITION : We would like to warn that you wait until officially announced by the President Source: http://www.sundayadelajablog.com/archives/3321 |
| Romance / Re: Relationship again!!!!! by havocypie: 1:03pm On Oct 29, 2015 |
CharlyNick: I agree! Mr. Know it all. |
| Romance / Relationship again!!!!! by havocypie: 9:12am On Oct 29, 2015 |
DEFINING RELATIONSHIPS... A friend of mine recently came to me in tears and pain, saying her best friend Seun was getting married. This news left her broken since she had already fallen in love with the young man. That was bound to happen, since most times they practically did everything together. I knew my friend had a thing for Seun. I just did not know the depth. But on his part, my dear friend was just his best friend for life and nothing more. While trying to comfort her, I realised the importance of defining relationships. I know nobody looks forward to the dreaded ''defining the relationship talk''. No matter the case, if you guys have been dating for so long or you are two people of the opposite sex that tag yourselves as best friends for life, at some point but not in all cases one of the two would be reading or needing more from the relationship. So to avoid misunderstanding, defining the relationship is a must. Here are 13 signs that show that it's time to define that relationship: 1. You are together most or all of the time. 2. Everywhere you go people assume you are a couple. 3. You tell them everything before you tell anyone. 4. They are the last person you talk to before you go to bed. 5. You have told your family and friends about them. 6. You expect to see him/her on weekends. 7. You think of them a lot. 8. You say so much good than bad about them. 9. You get jealous when they give other people so much attention besides you especially of the opposite sex. 10. You are not interested in dating anyone else. 11. You leave things behind at their place. 12. You are yourself around them. 13. You can't imagine a future without them. If you find any of the above happening to you, then dear friend, it's time to define the relationship. Until next time, stay connected and be true to yourself. Feel free to contact moi for questions and enquiries. Cheers. 1 Like |
| Properties / Re: Residential Plots of land available in Jahi Abuja by havocypie: 7:59pm On Sep 27, 2015 |
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| Properties / Re: Residential Plots of land available in Jahi Abuja by havocypie: 7:57pm On Sep 27, 2015 |
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| Properties / Re: 7 Bedroom Duplex with 2 bedroom guest house. Quite Affordable Call:08098802452 by havocypie: 7:54pm On Sep 27, 2015 |
gratefulheart: Yes sir. Pls, you can text me with your phone number or call me for further discussion. Best regards. |
| Properties / Re: Residential Plots of land available in Jahi Abuja by havocypie: 5:54pm On Sep 18, 2015 |
Own an affordable piece of land strategically positioned in the heart of Abuja. |
| Properties / 7 Bedroom Duplex with 2 bedroom guest house. Quite Affordable Call:08098802452 by havocypie: 10:49am On Sep 11, 2015 |
FOR SALE: 7 bedroom Duplex with 2 bedroom guest house apartment at 69 road Gwarimpa Abuja. Spacious parking lot and security post. Call 08098802452. 1 Share
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| Science/Technology / Re: Letter To MTN: Seizure of MTN operating Certificate by havocypie: 10:17am On Sep 11, 2015 |
Let's patronize made in Nigeria products by Nigerians. Let's build a future for our YOUTHS. |
| Science/Technology / Letter To MTN: Seizure of MTN operating Certificate by havocypie: 10:01am On Sep 11, 2015 |
LETTER TO MTN Dear MTN, I will not go and re-register my line. You can fool everyone if you like, you might have fooled me before, but you would never fool me again. The only reason while you continue to pull the wool over our gullible eyes is because the consumer rights’ protection agencies are either in the vegetative state, or completely dead. How can you explain a situation where you would tell your millions of teeming subscribers to register their SIM cards and provide the necessary bio-data, only for you to wake up one morning to tell us to go and register our lines again WITH ABSOLUTELY NO EXPLANATION? It beats my imagination and it defies not just logic, but also philosophy. Were you drunk when you were registering our numbers? Did a malicious virus wipe your entire database? Maybe I’m giving you too much credit sef. You probably wrote the records in books like an ancient bookkeeper and a giant yellow rat ate them all. Whatever your reasons (or lack of reasons) may be, this is beyond ridiculous. I have always maintained an MTN line because apart from being my very first line, most of my close associates also use MTN. To some extent, the coverage is also extensive. I didn’t hesitate when the directive came from NCC to register our lines. I braved the queue, registered my line and collected my security number. Didn’t I try enough? Looking back, I can deduce that my attachment to MTN was more sentimental than practical, as your tariffs are the highest for calls and for browsing. You send an average of 100 spam texts per day, enough to run down a Blackberry battery and more than enough to give any Osun State government worker waiting for Aregbesola’s alert acute hypertension. Your nuisance value knows no bounds. Even Airtel that has been passed round different investors more times than a devil’s mail bag has not come up with this kind of Grade A foolishness. What the heck is wrong with you? Don’t your customers mean anything to you? Doesn’t it bother you that Nigerians who wasted their time to register their SIM cards have to do the same thing again? You haven’t even deemed it fit to fine-tune the process. It doesn’t make sense to preserve bad experiences like these, in very much the same way that one relic of history is preserving mud huts, and stating them on an assets’ declaration form. My records are not on your database, but you remember my number when you want to tell me to text ‘YES’ to win a missing plot of land in Port-Harcourt, right? May heavy-duty thunder fire all of una. I really don’t blame you. If Nigerians had run your devious, xenophobic, exploitative, heartless, opportunistic, fraudulent ass back to South Africa, you wouldn’t be here making them queue desperately like migrants. What’s to say that there wouldn’t be another sham registration in the next couple of months since you guys obviously don’t know what you are doing? You blocked my line, you have helped me. Prior to your ridiculous directive, I had already banished your yeye SIM card to a barely functional phone. Go ahead, feel free. It sure feels great knowing that when I eventually toss the phone into the trash-can, I won’t have to take out the SIM. Good riddance to bad rubbish. You deserve to be sued for every fraudulent penny you’ve ever made on our shores. Thanks to other service providers for making sure that your evil dream of becoming a monopoly will forever remain a demented hallucination. There are so many fishes in the ocean. I will not tolerate your recklessness any longer. Peace at last.... This letter speaks my mind. Please forward till it reach those Idiot office... Even if osinbajo has a share in it we don't care. pleas rebroadcast. #operationMTNmustgo# #copied *supported.....though some have re-registered, but the truth have to be told. |
| Properties / Re: Hectares Of Land In Abuja For Sale Call 08098802452 by havocypie: 6:53pm On May 19, 2015 |
STILL AVIALABLE! If interested in buying any of the enlisted properties fill and sign an indemnity form that will bind the seller and buyer: present to us on agreement with your buyer and buyer mandate column duely signed then we have a deal. |
| Romance / Another Great Time To Be Sincere by havocypie: 8:06am On May 18, 2015 |
ANOTHER GREAT TIME TO BE SINCERE Assuming Arm Robbers Came To Rob U,after Robbing U,one Of Them Gave U A Gun And Order U To Shoot Ur Wife,u Kneel Down Pleading, suddenly They Took D Gun And Gave D Gun To Ur Wife,ur Wife Pointed D Gun And Pull D Trigger,but There Was No Bullet, they Collected D Gun And They Left. friends Let Be Sincere What Will U Do To Ur Wife Immediately The Arm Robbers Left? As for me I'll do nothing nd she will b surprised nd hate her self for betraying me because, girls are vulnerable and as weaker vessel they gets sacred easily. Please, what's your own view? |
| Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Chevron Aptitude Test Invite by havocypie: 12:19pm On May 16, 2015 |
olujastro: Yes, I do. Best regards. |
| Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Chevron Aptitude Test Invite by havocypie: 7:27pm On May 15, 2015 |
prelinctus: Pls, Leave the matter for the two of us. Why can't you mind your business, the way I choose to relate with people is my business and not yours. Do you want to scam me? You can go ahead if you wish to do so! Thanks. 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Chevron Aptitude Test Invite by havocypie: 7:07pm On May 15, 2015 |
olujastro: Good evening Sir, Please assist a brother. Am Solomon Nnamdi Eke-osih. I studied mechanical engineering technology in Federal Polytechnic Nasarawa. I have my basic mandatory cert. Medical Cert, Intl passport, seamans discharge book, yellow book and vaccinations. Pls, help me with any necessary information that can provide me with a job. Best regards. 1 Like |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Godly Singles Assembly by havocypie: 3:50pm On May 15, 2015 |
| Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Stag Engineering Job Recruitment – 8 Positions by havocypie: 8:46am On May 15, 2015 |
bisi1:Which way my brother? "Will be expanding its expertise to railway solutions in 2013". We are in 2015! |
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