₦airaland Forum

gidjah:
white mans darkness dey a bit advance than ours in Africa ,they use Thiers to control the economy and Monutain of influence , they work with the genius directly to control the world through various fields of Influence, but Africa practices bitter kind of dark arts, they work with Satan to destroy with all wickedness at arsenal, they practice darkness with backwardness while d white practices darkness with advancement so as to control world power via influence .

Lol, bro, it's a pity you haven't taken a deep deep dive into these white people's lives, Oloun, you go fear, a wlot is going on, forget say them they use their own for good, these people are pure EVIL

This Jeremy Pauley brings Pazuzu Algarad to mind, most people don't know all these white folks also involve in rituals and sacrifices, but slightly different from the way we do it here in Africa, we just see them as saints, their wickedness pass our own here in Africa

Nothing moves me again with this white folks, if you are a fan of crime documentaries, just watch Discovery ID, I swear, nothing go ever move you about these white people again, they are EVIL

talented321:
I don't know why, i always have zero feelings for girls always going closer to men, because i have done it my self with different girls, it is very easy for man and woman to have sex and you will not know

It's the easiest thing, why lion go dey roll with Antelope, no he to kill am chop? 🤣😜🤣

taylor89:
Na me be the red flag

Infact i be red campaign billboard banner

When you hear your parents talk about run away from wrong partners na me them dey talk about

I have tried relationships two times now

I mean I gave all of me & money time at the end I get served

Ever since then I’ve lost feelings towards women and I’m on my revenge mission

Women are not worth it

As a guy just imagine how many people serious babe or fiancé you don knack

No rejoice brother na so them dey knack your own

Like that woman you treat like egg and lose appetite when her number doesn’t go on weekends is what some guy somewhere doesn’t value

That your babe you dey see like prayer point another guy wey no even reach you dey avoid her cal after sex

You no lie on, I back you 💯. The same woman you dey value no get value for another guys eyes. Nah just her sex machine she be, nah life 💯✌️

taylor89:
When I hear people say one Nigeria I go just laugh

Imagine say Nnamdi Kanu from other tribe

They for don release am

What’s his offense sef?

Let us have our country we’re tired of this shit.hole

One day ehnn that freedom will come to pass

Wait oh, una even dey confused, nah you and your people still dey agitate say make Obi rule Nigeria, the same shit hole, nah you still dey say you wan separate again? Shey were niyin ni? Una even dey confuse God, which prayer him wan listen to bayii? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

SpecialAdviser:
You will cry blood if Tinubu spend 1 year in office. Mark this

lol, nah you don start your own wailing now, if your papa don wail finish, make I know

SpecialAdviser:
I don't really care what CORN group will say. They are CORNfused morons. This thread is meant to give a non biased analysis of current issue with EFCC chairman sack.
Hire and Fire has always been the trend of EFCC chiramanship. The problem is not sacking or appointment of EFCC Chairman.

The problem is to get a chiarman who can truly fight corruption without unnecessarily being a stooge of the president. From Obasanjo to Buhari, all Nigerian presidents 1999 to date have always used EFCC as a tool to fight opposition. None truly fought corruption. Is Tinubu going to be an exception? If Tinubu can truly fight corruption with the new EFCC chiarman, then he will win my support. But the hope is very faded. How can he fight same people that brought him to power. Wait when he constitute his cabinet and release money to them. Then we will know.

Below are the list of EFCC CHAIRMAN from 1999 till date and below are known corruption cases under Buhari administration begging for Tinubu attention. If he fights them, then he can be trusted. Nothing to celebrate yet. Only time shall tell.

Nuhu Ribadu 2003-2007
Ibrahim Larmode 2008 Acting
Farida Waziri 2008-2011
Ibrahim Larmode 2011-2015
Ibrahim Magu 2015-2020
Mohamed Umar 2020-2021
Abdurasheed Bawa 2021-2023

Hadi Sirika- Nigeria Airways scam
NPC Scam
Ganduje

Other high profile corruption cases
Abdullahi Adamu
Aliyu Wamakko
Godswill Akpabio
Orji Uzor Kalu
Babachir Lawal
Rotimi Amaechi
Abdul’aziz Yari

Pele, cry more. But with all this your nonsensical analysis, why you no dey BBC dey work But if nah Obi dey make all these moves, e for make sense for your eyes abi? Omo eru nie 🤣🤣😜😜😜

GeneralPula:
What has tinubu got to do with a private business?

Leave am, him don run mad back, no stress yourself 🤣🤣🤣

tunde1200:
If I just remembered the pains you put many Nigerians alone on new Naira notes rubbish you introduced.
Make your generation rot in jail.
Imagine using money to buy money.
Emefiele you no go die well oh.

Him no go ever ever die well

Lol, it's all about the way you package yourself as a woman. Firstly, shape maintenance is key here, you will some women after child birth like this, e go be like say na 10 pikin don drop for their body, and you will see some women wey be say like 5 pikin don komot for their body, yet, you go think say them never born one, I understand the fact that after childbirth, 90percent of women tend to loose shape, but at least, try as much as possible to keep in shape. And also, good hygiene is another thing to be mindful of, as a married woman, you shouldn't joke with the way you cater for your home, and it starts from while your still single (olomoge) you will see some girls, to even bath, sweep, cook and even do laundry is a problem. All they do is to sleep, wake, press phone, chop. Haha, why nah? When you appear and look nice, Oloun, your husband go dey find you more attractive as each day passes by nii, for men wey dey contended sha, and more so, make our women learn to dey buy and wear sexy clothes, no be say make you dey tie rapper up and down like maids, why nah? Wear sexy bum shots, dey scatter your husband brain every time, Baba no go ever look outside or get tired of you, una use each other till death nii😜💯✌️

rexchazy:
The so call student loan is wickedness in disguise. Imagine giving student loan and not subsidizing tuition fee is disaster waiting. I saw some group of NAS going to sing solidarity in the state house not knowing a chunk of them will not even graduate from the tertiary institution with the introduction of tuition fee. I attended a federal university with subsidized tuition fee I can only imagine when student start paying lecturer take home. Some of Tinubu policies are anti-people but alot don't see because of nepotism.

Pele omo eru, cry more. As if your family members no go also make use of it, omo ale, e dey pepper you because no be Obi(sore loser) dey do am nii 😜😜🤣🤣🤣

Lutherblaq:
do not ever in your childish life bring my papa into this, this my last warning to you.

and for obi don't ever dare to bring his name and my father's together ...spits...

One no even carry one between Obi and your papa, omo eru 🤣🤣🤣🤣😜😜

Lutherblaq:
he hasn't prove a darn thing to us , we are still grooming for good governance...

No worry, your papa go give the good governance, set awon Obi is coming, nah so you go wait till eternity 🤣🤣🤣🤣😜😜

omenka:
Hope they got the memo. It has become a habit for them to blame everyone and everything but themselves for their own failure.

Meanwhile, whenever I see the Obidients alluding that Jagaban is using their god's blueprint to work, I simply smile rather than get irritated. I smile because I see the enemies admiring, by that statement, that Mr President is doing a good job, but they're too ashamed to say it verbatim.

Ride on Asiwaju. Well meaning Nigerians are firmly standing by you.

We stand behind am gidigba, wailers can wail till eternity 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Reinaldo:
Peter Obi is coming.

No worry, yo your house 🤣🤣🤣😜😜

9jatriot:
8 years is a long time.

With no bad news to report since the man demma call Tinubu ascended power, they have decided in their whatsapp group to call any news that sounds good as propaganda

Leave the were people alone

Tntsi:
Dont be deceived by all these long grammar and paid media promotion gigs all to promote tinubu.
All these have no effect common man on the street.

All these noise being made are paid media promotions to deceive those that will be deceived

There is a moral burden on tinubu. He did not win the people. He does not have the people's mandate.

Nobody who steals political power uses it for the good of the people.

Lol, sorry ehn, I know say e no easy, but na so you go cry for the next 8 years, chai, o ma she o 😜😜😜🤣🤣🤣

SangoOlukosoOba:
Facts!

Black man get issues no be small

One of the reasons why I kinda find it so hard to help people these days, I do say it, even if it was with just a penny that you once assisted me with, I will never speak ill of you, hell no, person wey cover my unclothedness with cloth in cold na saviour. Nah black man you go epp, once you epp am finish, nah the same black man go still dey fins your downfall, on no circumstances, don't ever spit in the plate you are eating from, it's really really bad ✌️💯

Whoever no like am for go die🤣🤣🤣😜😜😜

ratiken:
NIGERIANS THINK!!!!

Why are we so shallow that we get carried it away with rhetoric. Tinubu has carefully and swiftly set up the Nigerian masses for untold hardship and suffering. Forget the media noise and think….. Tinubu and his goons are seriously transferring the few responsibilities borne by the Nigerian federal government to the already suffering masses. Tinubu is only making more funds available to be looted by him and his fellow elites at the expense of the masses.

Fuel Subsidy Removal

The criminals in power have perpetuated the noise about subsidy removal such that Nigerians finally got hoodwinked. But ask… at whose expense?

Why should the masses bear the responsibility of the inefficiency of the FG?,

why can’t the FG protect the boarders to ensure subsidized PMS does not get to neighboring countries?

Why has the FG not prosecuted and jailed anyone involved in the subsidy fraud to stop others from doing so?,

The claim that subsisdy is a burden is fallacy cos the subsidizing the actual consumption of less than 10million liters per day is not a burden compared to the FG’s current fraudulent claim of 66million liters per day. Why not a gradual removal of the subsidy?

Where is the savings from Diesel and kerosene subsidy and what has it been used for?

Why the haste to remove subsidy without any re-investment plan nor true succor for the masses most affected by this move?

Anybody with half a sense will know that the current subsidy removal mode and process is not in the interest of the Nigerian masses irrespective of the narrative they put forward. Six months from now, Nigerians will feel the real impact of this move while Tinubu and his goons fleet away with the funds that would have been used to subsidize the true volumes of PMS for the Nigerian people.

Student Loan Scheme

The student loan bill is a plot by the Tinubu led FG t to stop funding tertiary education in Nigeria leading to the end all education subsidy. Who do you think are the final beneficiaries of these moves, same criminals who will end up looting the funds meant to fund the tertiary education. What exactly is the role of the Nigerian FG if they relinquish every responsibility to the masses? What sacrifice has the political class made in all these mess? Have their allowances being reduced? Any efforts at stopping the lootings?

Do you know Students will now access loan at the value of the private universities (500K+ per session)?

How will the children of the poor attend tertiary institution?....hush before you mention student loan. The student loan bill is only good on paper, it is not sustainable in the long term in a country with an unemployment rate of 35%. Who will steward the loans?... another looting avenue opened for the Abuja boys. Over time, it will become obvious it can’t work, corruption will make a mess of it…… the bureaucracy that will be associated with assessing the loan will be another mess.

And by the time the dust settles and has become a confirmed failure, education subsidy will be gone for good and only the big boys will end up with tertiary education



It may also mark the end of national ASUU because ASUU can no longer fight the government

for any policy enacted by their individual university.

Chia! Pele omo eru, see long epistle on top wetin? No worry, you can wail more, if Obi cum, nah your house him cum. Better gba kamu, Tinubu go rule over you and every other idiots like you for the next 8 years

loosecanon50:
Tinubu will make history as the first incumbent president to be booted out of the seat of power unceremoniously.

Obi is coming. Just watch.

Lol, I love your dream, but make I tell you, e no go ever actualise, if I may ask, shey na your papa wan remove Tinubu? I swear, if Obi cum, nah your house him cum. Just dey play 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I just read about it on BBC now, indeed, GOD is wonderful and his ways are marvelous 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

otuword:
since hav been on nairaland u are the first person that have brain

wat u wrote is the perfect truth. I keep my family secrets from my wife no matter wat.hav learn my lesson wen we were dating.

Wow!!! I really appreciate that oh my boss, may we not end up with the wrong person, I also learnt my lesson the hard way, though I ain't married yet, but I will never ever again make such mistake

GboyegaD:
You see why a spouse shouldn't be snooping. My wife has access to my phone but not to the point of trying to go snoop and vice versa. There are many other more sensitive information than cheating that lies in our phones.

Of course, that's why I said it in my comment that you should only try that with person wey get home training ✌️💯

Like seriously, if the trust is there, I don't see any issue in it, and more so, if you are to do such, make sure say nah person wey get home training, I once did it with an ex girlfriend wey the were dey go find wetin she no throway, na family group text messages the were dey go read, and no family wey dey perfect, every family get hin own wahala. So, if trust is there, you won't have anything whatsoever to hide from your partner ✌️💯❤️

Ogene001:
Jealous yorubas are promoting one ekiti villager because Hilda is not yoruba. They are the ones making so much noise about Akpabio to cause trouble even though Igbos support South south always. These tracherous people are well known to us

can you see how you dry disgrace your family? Shey na crime make we support person from our tribe? Or was it no everybody that supported Hilda during her own? I spit on your grave, you people her bunch of idiots, must you bring tribalism into everything? Dammy we know, who sabi your papa? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

princeade86:
So what's wrong in encourage ur members in doing what they believe they can do? Why castigating the man of God wrongly. Is it only bacci that entitle to d record? Nigeria and hypocrite

No mind them oh, nah were plenty pass among Nigerians, cos I don't know what exactly he has don wrong

RingRoadMafia:
Hilda Baci prepared for 4 years to achieve what she now has today. She made consultations, met with sponsors, held press conferences and luncheons prior to her stepping on the spotlight. Representatives from Guiness World Records were flown into the country to monitor the process and by God's grace and Her hard work, it has ended in praise.

Now, one opportunist pastor in Ekiti woke up one morning and decided he will use one of his employees to whip up the same sentiments in order to raise funds for their church "Spirit Word Global Ministries". They found a venue and started addressing someone with zero culinary certification as "Chef Dammy". The plan was simple: Tell people shes contesting to break Hildas record. They actually didn't see it going this far until jagabandists in their rage of jealousy concluded that perhaps people weren't supporting Dammy because she's Yoruba and not as posh as Hilda. That was all the fuel the flame needed to burn; Tribalism, as usual.

The whole "Chef Dammy" debacle is a ridicule and a blatant insult to Hilda's efforts and indeed that of everyone else who has ever applied for GWR certification. "Chef" Dammy and her church are not even known or acknowledged by the Guinness World Records because they NEVER applied for it.

Hilda cooked nonstop for 100 hrs night and day, but its a verifiable fact that Dammy goes to sleep at night, at which point they switch off the I.G Live and switch it back on at day break but they still add the time she slept to her purported 120 hours 🤡

*Dammy also charges payment for entry

*Dammy also charges payment for food

*Dammy cooks repetitively easy meals like noodles and spaghetti every single day!

*Dammy stops to take and make phone calls

*Dammy stops to pose for photos.

*Dammy turns off gas to pick beans

All these are violations of GWR guidelines and apart from the fact that GWR has not even acknowledged her, she herself has NEVER categorically said that she's gunning for a Guiness World Record.

Chai! You no get work oh, shey nah ontop another person effort you go write this long epistle? If e dey pain you say the girl made a trial, make you sef tell your family members to contribute money for you to buy foodstuffs and firewood or charcoal make you sef try nah, or what exactly is your headache? Cos I don't understand you anymore, most of you go just dey act like mentally deranged people online, person make attempt now to break record, you go compose epistle as if nah she dey with your liver, you better calm down, make you no go kill yourself danu were 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣