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Crime / Re: Lagos Banker Arrested For Beating Up His Wife After Denying Her Sex For Two Year by haykinzz(m): 6:48am On Jan 20, 2017
Na wa ooooo

Crime / Re: Commercial Sex Worker Strips 2 Her Pant 2 Fight Male Who Refuse 2 Pay After Sex by haykinzz(m): 6:35am On Jan 20, 2017
Nawa oooo, so you alone enjoy this Big booty and you won go scot free Make thunder from Sambisa forest fire you like that..


But wait oooooo.....





Why the guy con resemble Igbo like this?? Abi na only me they see am??



OP abeg reveal your brother name nw.
Crime / Re: See What A Lady Uploaded On Facebook That Got People Ranting(photos) by haykinzz(m): 6:32am On Jan 20, 2017
This is not that bad nw, Nigerians with their mentality sha..


Ok if this is bad, then what do you say about this??

Investment / MMM Participant Threatens Owner(mavrodi) To Refund His Money by haykinzz(m): 9:38pm On Jan 19, 2017
One of the MMM participants just PM the Admin/Support a threatening message, asking for his Money.

Very Hilarious

Romance / Re: Should I Tell My Finance About My Pregnancy? by haykinzz(m): 8:58pm On Jan 19, 2017
See this useless slut ooo... your marriage is due in few months time and your busy fucking big cassava all about just because your husband to be Said NO to Sex b4 marriage..




You know what will happen now? Plz just type your husband Num here and I will save you the stress of telling him your pregnant for your ex..



What's the assurance that you won't go and Bleep that your EX again once you get married??

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Crime / Re: How We Swallowed 45 Wraps Of Cocaine, Inserted 5 In Anus – Suspects (pics) by haykinzz(m): 2:11pm On Jan 19, 2017
ACHEBE CHUKS DAVID, NDUKWE DANIEL


Very Good!, just what I was expecting to read



NCAN Deputy director reporting live from Alagbaka, Akure

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Nigerian Guy Insults Michelle Obama On Twitter. Nigerians React by haykinzz(m): 4:36pm On Jan 18, 2017
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Foreign Affairs / Re: "No Voter ID, No Sex For Kenyan Men" - Kenyan Female Politician by haykinzz(m): 6:00pm On Jan 17, 2017
Foolish woman.... I trust our niaja men here...


After I don pay her family and do wedding with her she go con deny me of sex ontop one foolish excuse... if one Hot slap land for her cheek, she go turn her self into sex machine for me to ride on ni...
Health / Re: what Test Can I Do To Ensure I Am Still Alive Apart From HIV Test? by haykinzz(m): 8:36am On Jan 17, 2017
Since you requested for Test, then you should try this

First of all CT test to check if you have cancer

EKG test to check if your heart is all right

MRI scan to check if your brain is functioning well and you don't have brain tumour


Just be ready to spend big on all these.







And if they still can't figure out what's wrong wif you after all these tests... my broda Go force your self do HIV test.















And if you are fortunate enough to Be HIV negative... hmmmm. Plz go and withdraw all your Life saving and take it to your village to appease the elders there. That's all.

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Health / Re: Husband To Give Wife Kidney For Wedding Anniversary by haykinzz(m): 8:31am On Jan 17, 2017
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Politics / Re: Abisola Kola Daisi Wears N600k Louboutin Heels (Photos) by haykinzz(m): 11:14am On Jan 16, 2017
Useless family... yet her father can't afford to pay the lecturers on strike 500mil to cover all debts.

They will never find peace in their family until they settle those lecturers.

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Education / Re: JAMB Meets With Other Stakeholders To Finalize Sales Of 2017 UTME Form by haykinzz(m): 9:12pm On Jan 15, 2017
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Politics / Re: Ajibola Ajimobi Lambasts LAUTECH Students by haykinzz(m): 3:22pm On Jan 15, 2017
My response to AJIMOBIS DAUGHTER(CONCIETED_CSJ)
The attention of ladokites have be,en drawn to your post
Firstly your username depicts a mannerless magnanimity(pride),I still remember a viral video that shows either yourself or your sister squandering the money that could pay our striking lecturers,its not your fault,you were raised with a stolen silver spoon,your father benefited from the legacy of vibrant, a non tyrannic and good hearted leaders of our precious country,you were gracefully given education without our own JAMB,I am sure you graduated from a prestigious university outside Nigeria
If you are a mother,you are a damn disgrace to your kids because I wonder the kind of legacy you are laying for them
If our country continues in the trend of familiar government, you are a promising havoc to our government
I still have a reserved expression@Orindayozmyname





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Education / Re: Hilarious Video Of Governor Ajimobi Adressing Lautech Students. by haykinzz(m): 8:09am On Jan 14, 2017
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Education / Hilarious Video Of Governor Ajimobi Adressing Lautech Students. by haykinzz(m): 12:01am On Jan 14, 2017
This video will make you roll on the floor like a baby..




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaKLj-eUTzk

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Investment / Hot BREAKING: MMM Is Back by haykinzz(m): 11:24am On Jan 13, 2017
We are now open!!! :-))

Dear members,

The holidays are over, and we''re now open. Just as promised. (You might have already noticed that we always stick to our promises. :-)) Actually, we promised to be open on January 14, but we''re open now, January 13, as you can see, which is a day earlier. (Well, I hope, the members of the System will forgive us for that. :-))

It''s related to the hysteria raised by the authorities and the mass media around MMM. By joining forces, they''ve managed to nearly give the members of the System a heart attack and have frightened them out of their wits. Poor souls don''t know what to expect. Will we open again or not? :-))

This is why we''ve decided, considering the situation, to reach out to the members, reassure and cheer them up by opening a little earlier. After all, Together We Can Change The World! :-))

Here we go.

1. As of this notice, MMM resumes its usual operation. You can now create your GH-requests.

2. However, it''s obvious that panic will reign in the first few days after the re-opening of the System. We’re likely to be deluged by GH-requests. Therefore, we''re going to make gradual paybacks by setting internal output limits. In other words, we will only pay a certain amount per day. Please, be prepared to wait for a couple of days. We are certain things will then calm down, and the System operation will return to normal.

We''re the ones setting the limits, so it''s completely under our control, and we are not expecting any emergencies in principle. Have no fear and go on about your business as usual. :-))

As the System is socially oriented, we will make paybacks to the poor and the economically disadvantaged in the first place: it means to the members with small PH amounts. The richer can wait. Moreover, we''ve warned you repeatedly to only provide help with amounts that are not critical for you. Therefore, if these large amounts are not critical for them (the richer), they can wait a few days. No need to be tragic about it. :-))

This is the way it''s going to be.

Hoping for your kind understanding, Sergey Mavrodi. We Change The World!

P. S. I''d like again to call on the authorities and the mass media: Please, leave us alone! Have mercy on people.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Sasha Obama Absent At Obama’s Farewell Address Due To Her Exam by haykinzz(m): 10:44am On Jan 12, 2017
she is probably getting screwed by someone in za odar room...

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Crime / Re: Sahara Reporters Publisher, Sowore To Return To Panti Police Station Today by haykinzz(m): 10:33am On Jan 12, 2017
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Crime / Re: Boko Haram Fights Back In Maiduguri Suburb, One Officer, Six Soldiers Killed by haykinzz(m): 10:32am On Jan 12, 2017
pincture of the dead soldiers or i crucify this OP...
Crime / Re: See What A Man Did To His 5-yr Old Son In Imo State(photos) by haykinzz(m): 10:26am On Jan 12, 2017
Came to check the location and names involved... trust me, i wasn't disappointed...
Crime / Re: Retired Police Officer Killed In Rivers & Buried In A Shallow Grave. Graphic Pic by haykinzz(m): 10:26am On Jan 12, 2017
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Romance / Lagos Biggest Girl Puts Her Large B00bs On Display by haykinzz(m): 10:57pm On Jan 08, 2017
She is getting the attention she craved for right now; she is now the talk of the town

Well there might not be much upstairs, anyways. I mean she might not really have much to offer except that Milk Factory she has got in front. SMH

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Culture / Re: Masquerade In Imo Takes A Selfie With Iphone6 Plus (photo) by haykinzz(m): 12:45pm On Jan 06, 2017
I only came here to check the location...

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Celebrities / Re: Ifunanya Igwe Weds Mike Ukpabia (White Wedding Photos) by haykinzz(m): 12:43pm On Jan 06, 2017
Thank you very much OP for all the dope pics... but you know what?

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Car Talk / Re: Question Of The Day.. Whose Garage Is This? by haykinzz(m): 12:37pm On Jan 06, 2017
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Crime / Re: Dead Body Of One-Day-Old Baby Floating In A River In Oyo. Graphic Pics by haykinzz(m): 12:35pm On Jan 06, 2017
Na dem again ooooooo. Chai.

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Sports / Re: Mikel Obi's Letter To His Chelsea Family As He Joins Chinese Club by haykinzz(m): 12:34pm On Jan 06, 2017
Candycrusher:
Mikel should have joined real Madrid or barca


*smh

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NYSC / Re: Female Corper Survives Horrific Accident On Her Way To Orientation Camp (Graphic by haykinzz(m): 9:07am On Jan 05, 2017
Why did I open this thread self? Oh lord!
Sports / Re: Chelsea Star Diego Costa Tears Into Pedro As Temper Flares Against Totteham by haykinzz(m): 9:04am On Jan 05, 2017
grin grin angry what shall we call this now?

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