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Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious Photo: If You Papa Dey Tie This Kin Wrapper And You Dey Use Iphone6 by hayorzzyzx(m): 9:20pm On Dec 07, 2015
Rapoo:
Is bold5 still a phone? undecided undecided undecided

By their words you shall know them

Pride is the ticket to a man's Downfall
Romance / Re: Virginity Myths... by hayorzzyzx(m): 7:36pm On Dec 07, 2015
Virginity means:
Being Pure

Sanctified

Conscious

Has a mind set and not devoured by her pears

Traditionally/Culturally/Scientifically it is Better than a loose valve asshole.
So what is your point angry



Observing. cool
Celebrities / Re: Photo( Shame ! AFROCANDY Wears Torn Leggings) by hayorzzyzx(m): 7:16pm On Dec 07, 2015
Deficiency of Money & Sense angry



Observing still cool
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ok Ww3 Has Officially Started Today The 7th Of December 2015 by hayorzzyzx(m): 7:07pm On Dec 07, 2015
Same old Shit angry


Obseving. cool
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ok Ww3 Has Officially Started Today The 7th Of December 2015 by hayorzzyzx(m): 7:07pm On Dec 07, 2015
Same old Shit angry


Obseving. cool
Romance / Re: What Do You Wish Your 'ex'. by hayorzzyzx(m): 6:50pm On Dec 07, 2015
I know some girls will say they don't have Ex's....SMH undecided



Observing. cool
Romance / Re: 99.99 Percent Of Nigerian Girls Are Thieves & prostitutes by hayorzzyzx(m): 11:55pm On Dec 06, 2015
Observing cool
Romance / Re: Lol What Wrong With This Wedding Picture by hayorzzyzx(m): 10:01pm On Dec 06, 2015
tosyne2much:
I still dey flex for bachelors" market. Marriage never dey my agenda cheesy
Ok ooo.....keep flexing cool
Celebrities / Re: Checkout Inside The Luxury Maternity Suite Where Kim K Gave Birth To Her Son by hayorzzyzx(m): 9:43pm On Dec 06, 2015
SMH.....Vanity knack vanity undecided
Romance / Re: Why Is Sex So Cheap This Days? by hayorzzyzx(m): 9:39pm On Dec 06, 2015
Airforce1:
my keypad is malfunctioning
I go answer you tomorow
LMAO grin grin
Romance / Re: Lol What Wrong With This Wedding Picture by hayorzzyzx(m): 9:37pm On Dec 06, 2015
tosyne2much:
Hehehe. Me ke? cheesy
She too big ni abi you too small?
Romance / Re: Why Is Sex So Cheap This Days? by hayorzzyzx(m): 9:20pm On Dec 06, 2015
trustedward:
then what re u talking from? undecided
SMH.......pee on his head
Romance / Re: Lol What Wrong With This Wedding Picture by hayorzzyzx(m): 9:16pm On Dec 06, 2015
Looks like Tosyne2much & Onila lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: Why Is The Cheating Of Yoruba Males Worse Than That Of Non-Yoruba Males? by hayorzzyzx(m): 8:10pm On Dec 06, 2015
Cause Yorubas are always different wink
Romance / Re: Sex Is Stressful For Females by hayorzzyzx(m): 8:07pm On Dec 06, 2015
Lie! if you've not tasted it beforeangry
You would have said it is stressful for you,since his digging is too much undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Bournemouth (0 - 1) On 5th December 2015 by hayorzzyzx(m): 8:33pm On Dec 05, 2015
Chelsea is Gone,

R.I.P embarassed

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Crime / Re: Passenger Beats Conductor To Stupor In Ikeja, Lagos (photos) by hayorzzyzx(m): 7:07pm On Dec 05, 2015
To pulp , I can't find the pulp oo

And why is the passenger head bloody



Adonbilivit cool

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Jokes Etc / Re: Goat Eats Man's Food As He Answers Call (Photo) by hayorzzyzx(m): 7:01pm On Dec 05, 2015
That is how you explain Nnamdi Kanu and the Biafra Agitators

Suffering and Smiling

No offenses lipsrsealed

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Jokes Etc / Re: Give This Shoe A Name....... by hayorzzyzx(m): 3:56pm On Dec 05, 2015
Heel-CataShoe.........Women will not finish the world
Some men will buy this on Feb.14
Romance / Re: Ladies, Can You Marry A Guy Who Is Handsome And Educated, But Poor? by hayorzzyzx(m): 3:50pm On Dec 05, 2015
Observing cool
Sports / Re: Soldiers Brutalize FC Taraba Players For Protest Over Unpaid Salaries by hayorzzyzx(m): 3:22pm On Dec 05, 2015
There mates are dying fighting for the Nation,and this useless mindless touts are beating unarmed citizens exercising there right
Events / Re: Bride Spotted On Okada Around Okota Area Of Lagos by hayorzzyzx(m): 2:49pm On Dec 05, 2015
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Celebrities / Re: Beverly Osu Wraps Melvin Oduah In Between Her Thighs As They Frolick In The Pool by hayorzzyzx(m): 10:46am On Dec 05, 2015
Toto for free!.......SMH
Romance / Re: Why You Shouldnt Marry A Nigerian Girl by hayorzzyzx(m): 10:44am On Dec 05, 2015
humanbeing4th:
1. an average nigeria girl is a LovePeddler: yes! cus an average 25year old nigerian girl av tasted atleast 10 different dicks b4 in her life time

2. an average nigerian girls is senseless and lack ideas: yes! hardly will u see any sensible and a girl wit idea in nigeria, all dey knw is beefing dere fellow lady, food and weavons, u cant be discussing about bussiness idea, sport, technology, international affairs and an average nigeria will be able to make any meaniful contribution to it.

3. They are gold diggers: yes an Average nigerian girls only love for money and handsomeness, but if u dont have any of dis trust me its hard to get a nigerian girl

more to follow....

If u don't know what to write,meet tosyne2much he knows how to list wella
Hogwash!
Romance / Re: Why You Shouldnt Marry A Nigerian Girl by hayorzzyzx(m): 10:42am On Dec 05, 2015
What is this one saying now undecided
Romance / Re: Can you last long in bed? Enter here by hayorzzyzx(m): 10:40am On Dec 05, 2015
irunooboo:


liar
Why not try me,b4 labelling wink
Romance / Re: Can you last long in bed? Enter here by hayorzzyzx(m): 9:58am On Dec 05, 2015
Dear irunooboo,how do u like it 12'inches cheesy Last up to 8 rounds without break grin grin If you're interested Pm me wink
Science/Technology / Re: The Lion Killed In Jos Was Used As Meat (see Pic Of Men Cutting It) by hayorzzyzx(m): 11:52pm On Dec 04, 2015
This is Just pure wickedness. I feel for innocent and rare soul lost embarassed
Romance / Re: Funny Perspective On The Amount Of Calories Burned During Sex by hayorzzyzx(m): 11:45pm On Dec 04, 2015
KashyBaby:


*blushing* thank u...I am great as always & how you doing? grin
*still blushing oooo*
I'm fine cheesy ,that flattering....lol
Career / Re: The Working Condition At Huawei Nigeria: Reason Behind #HuaweiNigeria On Twitter by hayorzzyzx(m): 9:48pm On Dec 04, 2015
davide470:
1. They serve breakfast. Wow.

2. The work time for Non-Chinese is the same as Chinese.. Have you seen a Chinese Man working before. They work like machines.

3. They said its not allowed to have a meal in the kitchen at work times ~ meaning you can go out and have your 1hour break lunch or whatever, without staying above that time.

Is there suppose to be an issue because I ain't seeing any?
Like Machine? ,Guy go sleep

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Romance / Re: 10 Ways Ladies Frustrate The Life Of Guys With Small Joysytick by hayorzzyzx(m): 9:26pm On Dec 04, 2015
SexyCeline:
Extreme big d!cks can be soo scary... l prefer it a lil bigger dan average coz it certainly needs to feel me up.

cheesy my type

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