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Business › Re: Small Generator Ban: Does Buhari Hate Small Businesses? by haywire1: 9:36pm On Nov 18, 2015
NICE MOVE, MY NEIGHBOUR DEY ALWAYS DISTURB ME WITH HIS "I PASS MY NEIGHBOUR " GEN.. I HOPE THEY START ARRESTING THOSE USING IT SOON STARTING FROM MY NEIGHBOUR, BABA NGOZI NO VEX OOO

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 7:28am On Nov 18, 2015
Gazaliah:
Ministry of Finance,Uyo
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin



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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 8:32pm On Nov 16, 2015
dolafunmi:
5Platoon
Ur Ppa location??

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 4:00pm On Nov 15, 2015
dolafunmi:
haywire1, na Aks you dey?
And we never met...
Yea, Henhen so u r in ak shocked shocked shocked na waa ooo.. which platoon r u??

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 2:32pm On Nov 15, 2015
haliluck:
I neva said anytin about compromising, read my comment b4 u quote me...I'm also a muslim nd I know exactly wat d Qur'an says abt a woman's dressing!

Nd kudos 2 d muslim corpers in sokoto...tinz lyk dis make me proud
Henhen so u r now a proud Muslim.. I'm happy for u grin grin grin

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 7:04am On Nov 15, 2015
wildchild1:
More pictures bro...like 20 from you alone, open the floor grin

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 6:48am On Nov 15, 2015
wildchild1:
Just one day to go,and no one here has posted a mind blowing pictorial camp activity?

Stream 1,you guys can do better #PostSomeCampPictures

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 6:39am On Nov 15, 2015
Kizito2nv:
sorry bro am not bein sentimental i grew up in a multi religious community and i hav muslim frnds also dated a muslim girl put religious sentiment and fanatism aside i dont think putin on d long hijab was right dere are other muslim grls on camp too who coverd their head i dont see reasons shw wouldnt were d short 1 am not here to exchang words but if u think am bein sentimental or jobless den dats ur thought and choice and i gat no control over it
Security Wat? ? Didn't they search u guys thoroughly in camp shocked shocked . Call a spade a spade, d act was purely a religious sentimental sh1t...

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 6:31am On Nov 15, 2015
Gazaliah:
Bro,I disagree with you....In My camp,female use Hijab and no captain harassed them.

I know you are been sentimental,that's why you dey spew thrash....And am sure that the captain will face the consequence and am sure you will not come here to spew thrash as well again..

NB:The Captain has no right to touch the lady not to talk of beating her up....


RUBBISH THING
I totally agree with u,females use hijab freely here without any harassment. D commandant was decamped yesterday.


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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 9:04am On Nov 13, 2015
elmisti:
Cool, jst come preprd for d worst....plus carry enuf Ego..so u go fit run most tins witout sweating
My padi flavoured weed seller, I Don miss u gan especially my chocolate flavoured weed.. how camp over there, hope weed dey sell wella there cos weed scarce over here.. if u enter here bizness go move well gan


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Business › Re: Bankers For Baba-Ijebu (Premier-Lotto). by haywire1: 7:07pm On Nov 12, 2015
medmen86:
Ghana fortune
perm(34-52-13-56-15)
2sure(34-52)
Bk(34)
Gud luck
Madman my padi grin grin grin

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Business › Re: Bankers For Baba-Ijebu (Premier-Lotto). by haywire1: 7:07pm On Nov 12, 2015
FORTUNE

24-42-29

GOOD LUCK

HAYWIRE WAZ HERE

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 6:50am On Nov 11, 2015
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Aare2050:
Alawee


Fine boy dey here o
Fine girl dey here o
Kulikuli don finish
Garri don finish
Federal dey owl us money o,
Which day dem go pay October alawee
How much them go pay October alawee
Lol haha haha, allawee go enter soon gringrin grin grin grin .. Manage ur transport allawee for now or send it make I keep it for u cos of female robbers grin grin grin

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 3:23pm On Nov 10, 2015
Gazaliah:
I Neva collected my bicycle alawee oooooo...


Helep me collect mine grin but I go collect my Fed Alawee myself..



Why don't you give the girl nah....You don forget pee competition you had with a guy the other time in camp!!!huh
Chief imam level of weed smoking is getting out of hand fa shocked shocked shocked shocked

U wey b say na first day u collected ur bicycle allawee grin grin grin

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 6:53pm On Nov 09, 2015
donasere:
Lol!!!


Fed govt bin jonzing since forever already.....camp for kwara dey just dat the drills are cray....and soljo dey para slightly. Heard shawties don drop puna for soldier well Well based on relocation n ppa P......All corner corner bend your knees have bin settled amicably.





Since dem stream 2 dey go 25th I go update in full; camp activities n pictures wen I comot here.
E no easy here too fa but we thank God its now few days to enter d real world. I pity those shawties doing touch-your-toes with soldier grin grin grin grin cos soldiers can't offer any form of help.

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 6:47pm On Nov 09, 2015
Sketch007:
heard d fed allowee might start up by wenesday bt whatever d case is, madam Ngozi is damn strict.. na stealing week we dey as i heard o@ hay.. so all man on attention n replace head dress.. lol.. Ak na die...
Madam Ngozi is a simple woman, all we need is to abide by her rules and policies, it's just for 3weeks, few days left.. Whic platoon r u??

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Literature › Re: The Guy Zainab Killed (short Story) by haywire1: 8:48pm On Nov 08, 2015
Chaiii, what a great lose to Nigeria as a country, a young promising bright future Nigerian "thespark" killed himself because of zainab. This is a lesson to all guys, may his gentle loving soul rest well..

5 minutes silence for thespark

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1:
donasere:
Haywire1 waddup Whatz apunin at AKS? Why u jez dey para since morninghuh...............





I dey look date more than 6times a day nao....



Btw dem don dey give bicycle allowance. Heard #19,800 comes on friday or sat. but ryt nao na to comot dis camp sure pass!!....


DAY 12

WEEK TWO

8 DAYS TO GO
Sup Bro, I no para fa, was just trying to open federal govt eyes.. we r rocking AK, I, 2el, gazaliah,wamemzy and others I can't remember for now

Yea, we've collected bicycle allowance and transport allowance, total of N2,500 although we avnt seen any bicycle to rent or buy yet lol..

The N19,800 shall land probably before Friday (hopefully) so Corp members can start collecting on time to avoid long queue or stampede.

Due to d strict action of d state cordinator we cm r on a low key,so far we've heard of two cm decamped

First decampee was for sharp corner touch-your-toes inside mami with akwa ibom ekeite, akwa ibom girls like to do sad sad sad but God go save us from all these akwa ibom girls on short mini skirt with big south-south protruded yansh shocked shocked shocked. Yesterday a girl selling gala nd drink said to me after buying gala and drink from her "fine corper na only gala and drink u wan buy (with a come and do smile)" I looked at d temptating structure of d girl,o'boy I sharply turned direction straight to my hostel.

Second decampee was for getting drunk few days ago, I wonder how a sane cm will get drunk to stupor and start misbehaving to d extent of threatening d life of his hostel mates.

How's camp over there, how many victims of doggy or sharp corner touch-your-toes grin grin grin. How many decampee so far??

Guys let we all add una camp experience.. let's prepare d mind of stream 2 and other corp members to come

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 7:32am On Nov 08, 2015
Wislet:
lol@ 'ok'.

Is it one person to a bunk or on the floor things?

Nawa@no sockets. Dem no wan give room for any kind of comfort?
Lol its like living in a prison with hard labour,prison code number on ur neck but at d end they call it service to our country,Nigeria

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 7:26am On Nov 08, 2015
GMan650:
Drama in Wannune Camp, Benue!!!
Corp members refused to answer the Camp Commandant during the Makossa night and it led to the marching of all Corp members to the parade ground (@ some mins to 12am) only for them to sit down on the floor for some minutes for no reason.


This made me wonder why one soldier(nt GCFR) 'll punish around 2,500 graduates (potential leaders of tomorrow) and yet people will still clamour for the need of NYSC orientation camp.

Left to me, the Orientation Camp shi should be stopped as most of the things being done there are meaningless and don't add value to our graduates. Even the SAEDs that are organised are based about money; after an entrepreneur has explained what his firm/company/organisation does and the advantages, they'll tell you the registration fee is............... Then that means the entrepreneurs were @ the camp for money and nothing else.

It's a shame you can't be employed without NYSC certificate, meanwhile this isn't done in other civilised countries of the world. We(Corp members) claim to be serving the fatherland but is it by Man O war drilling, soldiers drilling that'll make us serve the fatherland. undecided

NB: I ain't saying the whole NYSC programme be cancelled but I don't see reason for the need of Orientation camp.
I totally agree with u.. it's a waste of time and resources, the so-called saed programme is nothing but a scam and bullsh1t. ..

The organisers claimed to be rich through d saed programme yet they ask for thousands of naira as registration fee.. I was very angry to d extent that I almost requested for d microphone to talk sense into their head which I know other Corp members will surly agree with me but we need to just keep watching d so-called adults thinking we youths r fo0l for now cos very soon we youths gonna erupt nd stand on our ground with a say no to stvpid policies and programmes..

Imagine d so called warp loan (not sure abt d spelling but I know it's a loan scheme), they will give Corp member BTW 200-300naira loan after so many write ups and guarantors and @ d end seize d applicant nysc certification till he or she pay back d loan.. All pure scam and rip off..

I wonder why can't federal govt put d allawee for d 12months togeda including d 500naira per day for feeding including state and local govt allawee (for states dat pay) then give d money to fresh graduate as a form of empowerment so each of us can start sometin meaningful wit d money...

Youths, it's time to wake up.. We own Nigeria and Nigeria is patiently waiting for us to claim our fatherland..

God bless Federal Republic of Nigeria

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 2:46pm On Nov 07, 2015
deracathy:
just see your life

instead of updating us in the ondo thread.

daris God o
He is d true meaning of FFO

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 3:25pm On Nov 06, 2015
starlight101:
Jigawa nysc camp is one of the best camp in Nigeria five star hostel 24 /7 electriclty all water system and tap are working the only negative things about the camp is d too much beans we eat
@ d bold, kikikikikikikakakkakakakokokokoko grin grin grin grin

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 12:40pm On Nov 06, 2015
khul:
Y pesin go leave Nigeria go dey skl for sudan,when sudan no b him country, dis camp dey make me see tins o shocked
Lol kikikikikakakkakokoko grin grin grin

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Business › Re: Bankers For Baba-Ijebu (Premier-Lotto). by haywire1: 4:32pm On Nov 05, 2015
JayPP:
H-wire! I hail. 'hope u are back with good tidings. I was off too for some time based on market manipulations which still happened to my Midwk of yesterday. But no giving up; must recoup my investments. Welcome back bro! #God is good!
Yea Bro. . It's time to make money

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 4:18pm On Nov 05, 2015
ademasta:
Haywire1, don't tell me your meal visa hasn't been signed for once..
Lol hahaha kikikikikakakkakokoko grin grin grin

U said u dey chop camp food then chop for mami again

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 9:27am On Nov 05, 2015
ademasta:
Mammy things...... That's how we roll! But mind you, my meal ticket is regularly signed...i no dey miss federal meal o
I trust u bahd guy, ijewuru, Jeun sori bi ede grin grin grin grin

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Business › Re: Bankers For Baba-Ijebu (Premier-Lotto). by haywire1: 9:24am On Nov 05, 2015
dmuchwells:
baba where have you been....
I'm on a visit to d queen grin grin grin

Baba go pay soon

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Business › Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by haywire1: 7:41am On Nov 05, 2015
Calebsky:
Why did the APC senator's not approve the 5k monthly stipend for the jobless youths? I thought it was part of the reasons so many youths voted for the change.
At least some people here would have gotten monthly capital for punting. Anyway, God pass them.
Before somebody shouts go to politics section I have connected my thoughts with punting, lol.
Lol pele, God pass them. All men for himself

Vote Haywire

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Business › Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by haywire1: 7:27am On Nov 05, 2015
godoluwa:
ok sir, but he is my close pal & understand my comment. fyi, I staked $50 on d game. thanks & God bless
Kikikikikakakkakokoko grin grin grin, bahd guy

Alabi finished u lol but e dey happen, that's part of d beauty of punting

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Business › Re: Bankers For Baba-Ijebu (Premier-Lotto). by haywire1: 7:20am On Nov 05, 2015
Guys how market??

Godoluwa such wells, jaypp and others hope baba dey treat una well


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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 7:12am On Nov 05, 2015
theSpark:
Where my people?




Am sure soldier don flog some of una especially the stubborn ones grin
Lol, hope u dey spark well over there

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 7:10am On Nov 05, 2015
donasere:
DAY 9


WEEK 2


11 DAYS TO GO
KEEP UP D COUNTING, CAMP DON TIRE DONSERE grin grin grin

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