₦airaland Forum

IYANGBALI:
wetin i do?is it a crime to ask seun a question?











seun never marry now and i hear say dem don give am ultimatum to marry before Easter

LOLS.
HAHAHAHAHA.
KIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKI.

idupaul:
So you think 200k men to defend a nation of 180 million is too much . For urgent information was the numerical strength of the Army after the civil war before Obasanjo scaled them down to 100. .please show me any nation above a 100 millions that has less fighting men that Nigeria

WHEN YOU WANT TO THINK,SEAT DOWN VERY WELL AND THINK.

IS ARMY D ONLY MILITARY PERSONNEL IN DIS COUNTRY?

WAT OF NAVY?
WAT OF AIR FORCE?
WAT OF OIR FORMER FRIENDS,"POLICE"?

DIS MASSIVE RECRUITMENT OF D ARMY AS SUGGESTED BY ARMY CHIEF IS A MEANS FOR BUHARI TO ENFORCE HIS DICTATORSHIP INTO D MINDS OF D FEEBLE CIVILIANS AND QUELLS HIS ANGER ON ANYONE DAT QUESTIONS HIS POLICY.

OR?

IS HE PLANNING FOR WAR?

WITH WHOM?

D CIVILIANS?

D IPOB PROTESTERS?

OR ANY FORM OF PROTESTING DAT HE REFUSED TO ACKNOWLEDGED.

ASK URSELF DIS QUESTIONS.

IF D LIKE LET THEM EMPLOY 100MILLION SOLDIERS,WEN GOD WANTS TO START SOMETHING NEW,
HE PUTS CONFUSION IN D MIND OF D RULERS.

IYANGBALI:
that ends the news. Na so the story go die,nobody dey go any prison,dis is naija,na cash and carry country















seun will you marry me?na your thing be my size

D FEAR OF BAN IS D BEGINNING OF WISDOM.

zinachidi:
SMH... what happened to human rights?

NOTHING HAPPENED TO HUMAN RIGHT BRO.
D CASE IS AS SUCH:

UR RIGHT IS WITH U WHILE POLICE RIGHT IS WTH D COUNTRY.

SO WEN RIGHT MEETS RIGHT,IT EQUALS = LEFT RIGHT.

YES I HAVE SEEN D CURVES , WAT OF D TRIANGLE?

twerky:
Cucumber is stronger and cheaper Get it chilled before u roll it in ohh laalaa! My best option though

IS CUCUMBER UR BEST FRUIT?

AND I WOULD GLEEFULLY REPLY :
"I MISS WAT WE WOULD HAVE HAD ON VAL'S DAY"

I WOKED UP IN D MORNING.

BRUSH MY TEETH AND TAKE MY BATH.

I ATE MY FOOD,AFTER BOILING IT IN D KITCHEN.

I LOCKED MY DOOR AND LEFT FOR THE DAY'S HUSTLE.

IN D MARKET PLACES,I DRAG BENIN AND LAGOS CUSTOMERS WITH MY NEIGHBOURS IN D SHOP.

WE WOULD AT TIMES ENGAGE IN FATAL COMBAT JUST TO WIN OVER D CUSTOMER.

MANY A TIME,D CUSTOMER MIGHT LEFT WITH DISAPPOINTMENT AFTER SEEING ABLE BODIED MEN COMPETE FOR HIS OR GER CURRENCY IN A DIREFUL MANNER.

AFTER WE ARE DONE WITH D BRUTALISATION OF OUR STUPID SELVES,WE MAKE EMPTY AND UNREALISTIC THREATS TO EACH OTHER,ALL IN A BID TO ESCAPE FROM D FIGHT

AFTER D REGGAE,WE GO DANCE D BLUES.

WHEN I REACH HOME AND START ASSESSING AND EVALUATING D DAY'S ACTIVITIES.

IT DAWNED ON ME DAT IT MIGHT BE MY LAST. WHY SHUD I BE HOSTILE? EMEKA IS ALSO MY GOOD FRIEND,WHY WOULD I FIGHT HIM?

DAMN IT. I DON FALL HAND SCATTER.

MY PHONE RANG,ONLY TO SEE DAT D CALLER IS EMEKA'S SISTER "UJUNWA".

UJUNWA: BROTHER HAZARD,MY BROTHER HAS NOT RETURNED SINCE HE LEFT FOR SHOP EARLY IN D MORNING.

ME: WHA..? WHAT ?

UJUNWA: (SOBBING) YES . I CALLED HIS NUMBER AND ITS NOT REACHEABLE.

ME: BUT HE HAVENT DONE THIS BEFORE NAH. LIKE TO BE OUT IN D NIGHT WHEN D TYM IS 01:10 IN D MORNING. OYA CALM DOWN,MAYBE HE IS AT A FRIEND'S HUZ, WEN D MORNING DEW SUBSIDES,I WILL GO LOOK FOR HIM.

UJUNWA: BROTHER IS HE NOT IN UR HUZ?

ME: IN MY HUZ? (IN SPIRIT OR GHOST) (O 'BOY C GOBE O) (UJUNWA MAY THUNDER FIRE U THERE)
NOOO. HE DID NOT CAME TO MY HUZ TODAY.

UJUNWA: (SOBBING CONTINUES)

(DAYBREAK)


UNDER D MANGOE TREE BESIDE MAMA INTROVERT SHOP,EMEKA'S LIFELESS BODY WAS FOUND ,DEAD STILL.

SHOCK ENVELOPED ME. I DIDNT CRY,I MOURN LYK A BABY. I WAILED.

EMEKA,EMEKA.

WHY WOULD U LEFT ME,UR SICK MUM AND UR IMMEDIATE AND ONLY SISTER UJUNWA?

I RECALLED IMMEDIATELY.

D FIRST TYM I CAME TO ONITSHA.

A SERVANT BOY DAT PAYED FOR MY FOOD AND GIVE ME A TRANSPORT MONEY BACK HOME TO MY OGA AFTER I WAS ROBBED OF D MONEY I WAS TO DEPOSIT IN D BANK.

I RECALLED HARDER.

D YOUNG ANGEL "EMEKA'

I MOAN LOUDER.

AND FAINTS.

LESSON:

LIFE IS PRECIOUS. LIFE IS PAINFUL. LIVE FOR D JOY OF OTHERS.

LETS MAKE EACH OTHER HAPPY. EVERYDAY WE LIVE IN DIS EARTH,ITS A GIFT. LETS TREASURE IT.

OUR DREAMS IS WHAT MAKES US TO STAY AWAKE AND NOT WAT WE SEE WHEN SLEEPING.
IF UR HUSTLE IS GENUINE. UR SUCCESS WILL COME DESPITE D YEARS IT MIGHT TAKE.

gbengaizzy:
I know u will not understand. Hype is 25 naira.. go to the nearest store.. buy one and use it in washing your brain.. Then come back and read it again... certified ekpaa

U ARE A SLOWPOKE. JUST LIKE UR COUNTRY NIGERIA.

D NEXT TYM U QUOTE ME,I WIL MAKE SURE D DAT D WORD 'DOLOR' WILL FOREVER BE UR PERMANENT NAME.

KingEli:
Even Ojukwu died a Nigerian..that one you call Kanu and his jobless n myopic supporters can all go to hell...'Ojukwu we know,, Kanu we don't' # I am Igbo n proudly Nigerian

ANYBODY ASK U?

SLIDEwaxie:
well, this is oludare. Oludare is a Nigerian. Oludare doesn't want to go to 197 counties.

Oludare no care, oludare is a proud Nigerian.

BECAUSE OLUDARE IS A ZOO MAN.

gbengaizzy:
IPOD foolish Youth, even when they know and see that they are loosing out, they still continue in their foolishness.

"If a man (IPOD YOUTH) realize he's a fool and Repent asking for forgiveness, same man (IPOD YOUTH)shall be saved but If a man (IPOD YOUTH) realizes he's a fool and continue in Same path, same man (IPOD YOUTH) SURELY I tell you shall perish In his foolishness.

ALL THIS RANTINGS DOESNT MAKE SENSE TO ME.
I DNT UNDERSTAND A DIME OF WAT U JUST SAID ABOVE.
PLEASE REPEAT IT MR.ZOO

themilanway:
Why haven't they jail yet?When they eventually do,you will be 1st to wail

The difference between you and your albino looking scammer is freedom.He can no longer run his mouth

The"Zoo"is ra.ping his bushy anus

BROS NA U TALK AM O.
U TALK SAY D ZOO IS GAY.
HMMM. I GO RUN GO TELL OUR ZOO OFFICERS MAKE THEM ARREST U FOR CHARACTER ASSASSINATION.

LADY F BABY-PAPA.

NgeneUkwenu:
Execution Of Nnamdi Kanu by Buhari would mean restoration of common sense and sanity to the people of South East! That alone to me scores him above 70% in governance..

GOD BLRSS U FOR UR STUPIDITY.
IT IS UNRIVALLED.

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NgeneUkwenu:
IPOB Youths Don Buy Market...

Please Kill 'em All! They never wished Nigeria-Their Country) well, afterall!

WAT ARE U WAITING FOR?
PLEASE LEAD FROM D FRONT LINE 'HER MAJESTY'

WE DON DEY OPEN EYE SMALL SMALL. MAYBE AFTER BUHARI IS DON WITH US,OUR EYES GO CLEAR WELLA.

PROBABLY, ITS NOT HIS FAULT. HE ONLY SPELT WAT HE KNEW.

OLAMIDE WILL BE LIKE :
OLAMIDE: (CRYING) BRO AY,MAKE WE REACH HUZ GO CALL PAPA.

DON JAZZY: IF I PULL MY CLOTHES EEH,I GO PIECES UR MOUTH SHARP SHARP.

AY: (SHIFTING BACK) OLAMIDE,U DEY CRY FOR DON JAZZY? U DEY MAD? TELL AM SAY U ARE FROM D STREET NAH.


OLAMIDE: BRO,SHEBI U NO LIKE ME ABI,UNTIL I DIE HERE NA THEN U GO KNW SAY I DON TIRE.

DON JAZZY: STREET WETIN? (SHOUTS ONTOP HIM VOICE) WETIN HAPPEN TO STREET? NA ME UNA WAN GO CALL STREET THUGS? (START COMING CLOSE TO AY)

AY: BRO DON JAZZY ABEG NO VEX,I TELL AM SAY MAKE HIM GO BUY PURE WATER FOR STREET,TAKE WASH HIM BLEEDING NOSE AND MOUTH BUT HIM NO AGREE. HE STILL SAY HE WAN FIGHT U. ABEG BEAT AM SMALL AGAIN FOR ME.


DON JAZZY: (STOPS AND MAKE A SHARP U-TURN TO OLAMIDE'S FRONT)


OLAMIDE: ( FAINTS)

myfantasies:
Dat pikin na badoo

See as he take hand dey roll d nipple, while his mouth dey busy with the other one

Lovely pics tho

IF THAT CHILD GROWS UP TO BE A MUSICIAN,
GUESS WHO HE HE WILL BE?

2FACE.



Hazardhandsome has SPOKEN

IamLEGEND1:
I wouldn't say group séx is my 'thing' either but I think I can be persuaded

but a 3sóme on the other hand(M/F/F only) has been a life goal.

Hahahahaha hahahahaha.
BRO,UR CASE DEY SAMBISA.

@OP. WHY ARE U SEXYCHARTING US NAH? I COVER MY NYASH WITH THE BLOOD OF GOD.

Hazardhandsome has SPOKEN

SexyKaycee:
Nigerians are stupid sha, when you get the lassa a your mother will start crying and begging God and other Nigerians who didn't know about your stupidity will start blaming the government for a rise in the death toll not knowing you're just a stupid young man...

If you can't use your head and stay off rats and other red marked foods till the disease is contained then you're a waste of functioning organs.

Idiots

BRO,DAT IS QUITE HARSH.
IF HE CHOSES TO EAT RAT IN DIS 'LASSA' PERIOD,THEN ITS HIS CHOICE AND HE RESERVE D RIGHT.
BUT DAT RAT LOOKS LIKE D MAKE TYPE,I BELIEVED DAT D ARE REALLY AWARE OF THE SITUATIONS SHOULD D DECIDES TO GO FOR D FEMALE SPECIES.


@OP,I REALLY WISH I CAN ENJOY WITH U GUYS BUT
HERE IN MY COMMUNITY,WE ARE ADVISED TO ABSTAIN FROM SUCH.


Hazardhandsome has SPOKEN

DEAR SENATOR,
U ARE BENIGN IN NATURE. I HV OBSERVE U PROPERLY AND HAVE POINTED OUT DAT U ARE A GREAT MAN.
DNT MINGLE WITH THOSE PEEVISH AND SOPHISTRY POLITICIANS.
D ARE ALL POWER DRIVEN ENTITIES AND TATTLETALERS.
PLEASE REPUDIATE THEIR ADVANCES FOR FRIENDSHIP.
INFACT LET IT UNNERVE UR PERSONALITY WHENEVER D TRY TO BUY UR BEAUTEOUS HEART BECAUSE IT IS NOT FOR SALE.
SHOW THEM DAT U ARE NOT ENFEEBLE IN ANY WAY.
HELP US AND EFFACE THE CORRUPTION IN OUR COUNTRY,
SO DAT D OLD AND YOUNG CAN LIVE THEIR LIVE IN HAPPINESS.
WE DNT ASK FOR RICHES,WE ONLY ASK FOR LOVE AND HAPPINESS.


Hazardhandsome has SPOKEN

I REALLY WISH I COULD SAY FOUR;
TWO BOYS AND TWO GIRLS.

BUT IT ALL GOES DOWN TO GOD AND MY FUTURE LOVING WIFE.

GOD WILL GIVE US CHILDREN ACCORDING TO HIS WISHES AND MY LOVING WIFE WILL BRING THEM OUT ACCORDING TO HER STRENGTH BECAUSE I NO GO FORCE HER.



Hazardhandsome has SPOKEN

DESPITE D FACT DAT SHE IS IN NIGERIA,LOOKING BEAUTEOUS,AND ADORABLE IN HER TRADITIONAL WEARS,SHE IS IN A STATE OF 'DISQUIETUDE'
Y?
BECAUSE IN NAIJA,NO ONE IS UR FRIEND,INCLUDING D POLICE.
SHE IS IN A STATE OF 'RUEFUL'
ONLY GOD CAN PALLIATE HER 'CHAGRIN'



hazardhandsome has SPOKEN

THIS IS A MALEFACTION AGAINST HUMANITY.
THIS IS DONE MAINLY BY POLITICIANS WHO FEEL DAT HAVING POWER SUPERIORS KARMA.
BUT U CNT USE THE MEANS OF PEOPLES LIVELIHOOD TO PLAY POLITICS. U ARE IN FOR A LONG THING.
I DNT UNDERSTAND THIS RANCOROUS LAMENTABLE MINDSET OF SOME BEINGS. Y WOULD U PLOT SUCH BARBARIC THING TO UR FELLOW? NA ONLY U WAKA COME?
WEN KARMA WILL REMEMBER UR EVILDOINGS,
HE WNT NEED APPROBATION TO EXTIRPATE U ALL,LAMEBRAINS.




Hazardhandsome has SPOKEN

Ebukaobi:



Fayose the election rigger is already feeling the HEAT

Your days are numbered in Ekiti government house

The billions Jonathan gave you could have helped secure the country

You will vomit all that money.

Wicked man

IPOBs can go and die if they dont like the NEW NIGERIA

Am not in d mood to make u feel MOROSE,CRABBY AND GROUCHY.
BUT SEING U COMMENT ABOVE,MAKES YOU A SURLY-BEING TO IPOB.
AM REALLY SULKY WITH U NOW.
I COULD AS WELL GO ON RIGHT NOW TO BASH U,SLASH U,BUST U AND BURN U.
BUT D EBA I ATE TONIGHT IS UR SALVATION;REASONS BECAUSE IT'S SCRUMPTIOUS.
SO I REALLY WISH THESE FEW WORDS FROM ME WILL AMELIORATE AND EFFACE WATEVER U FEEL FOR D IPOB.
STOP FEELING DOLOR AGAINST IPOB.
ITS NOT A COMMINATION,ITS AN ADVICE.
UR ODIUM FOR IPOB WILL EXTIRPATE U.


Hazardhandsome has SPOKEN.

;DTwo I.c: Soldiers,how does our commandant look. Soldiers: Alright sir.

jonnieoneng:
JUST GIVE ME A NAME AND LOCATION AND U CAN FIND OUT.I HAVE ACTUALLY KILLED HYENAS FOR SPORTS,KILLRD COWS FOR MONEY BUT..... YOU .....I WILL KILL FOR FREE.PROBABLE ADD UR SKULL AS THE FIRST IGBO I KILLED

That old saying, “If you don’t have anything to
say, don’t say anything at all,”