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Crime / Re: Police Disrupts Gay Marriage In Abuja (photo) by Hazardhandsome(m): 4:52pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
IYANGBALI:LOLS. HAHAHAHAHA. KIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKI. |
Politics / Re: Nigerian Army To Increase Personnel Strength To 200,000 by Hazardhandsome(m): 4:38pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
idupaul:WHEN YOU WANT TO THINK,SEAT DOWN VERY WELL AND THINK. IS ARMY D ONLY MILITARY PERSONNEL IN DIS COUNTRY? WAT OF NAVY? WAT OF AIR FORCE? WAT OF OIR FORMER FRIENDS,"POLICE"? DIS MASSIVE RECRUITMENT OF D ARMY AS SUGGESTED BY ARMY CHIEF IS A MEANS FOR BUHARI TO ENFORCE HIS DICTATORSHIP INTO D MINDS OF D FEEBLE CIVILIANS AND QUELLS HIS ANGER ON ANYONE DAT QUESTIONS HIS POLICY. OR? IS HE PLANNING FOR WAR? WITH WHOM? D CIVILIANS? D IPOB PROTESTERS? OR ANY FORM OF PROTESTING DAT HE REFUSED TO ACKNOWLEDGED. ASK URSELF DIS QUESTIONS. IF D LIKE LET THEM EMPLOY 100MILLION SOLDIERS,WEN GOD WANTS TO START SOMETHING NEW, HE PUTS CONFUSION IN D MIND OF D RULERS. |
Crime / Re: Police Disrupts Gay Marriage In Abuja (photo) by Hazardhandsome(m): 4:18pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
IYANGBALI:D FEAR OF BAN IS D BEGINNING OF WISDOM. 1 Like |
Crime / Re: Police Disrupts Gay Marriage In Abuja (photo) by Hazardhandsome(m): 4:14pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
zinachidi:NOTHING HAPPENED TO HUMAN RIGHT BRO. D CASE IS AS SUCH: UR RIGHT IS WITH U WHILE POLICE RIGHT IS WTH D COUNTRY. SO WEN RIGHT MEETS RIGHT,IT EQUALS = LEFT RIGHT. |
Celebrities / Re: Toolz Flaunts Curves In Red Wrap Dress (photos) by Hazardhandsome(m): 4:00pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
YES I HAVE SEEN D CURVES ,
WAT OF D TRIANGLE? |
Romance / Re: Self Service While Ur Spouse Is Away?is It Wrong Or Not Bad? by Hazardhandsome(m): 2:27pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
twerky:IS CUCUMBER UR BEST FRUIT? |
Romance / Re: When Your Ex Texts You Few Days To Valentine (photo) by Hazardhandsome(m): 8:54pm On Feb 12, 2016 |
AND I WOULD GLEEFULLY REPLY : "I MISS WAT WE WOULD HAVE HAD ON VAL'S DAY" 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Dede-One-Day Lying In State In His Mansion In Imo Ahead Of Burial Tomorrow -pics by Hazardhandsome(m): 8:45pm On Feb 12, 2016 |
I WOKED UP IN D MORNING. BRUSH MY TEETH AND TAKE MY BATH. I ATE MY FOOD,AFTER BOILING IT IN D KITCHEN. I LOCKED MY DOOR AND LEFT FOR THE DAY'S HUSTLE. IN D MARKET PLACES,I DRAG BENIN AND LAGOS CUSTOMERS WITH MY NEIGHBOURS IN D SHOP. WE WOULD AT TIMES ENGAGE IN FATAL COMBAT JUST TO WIN OVER D CUSTOMER. MANY A TIME,D CUSTOMER MIGHT LEFT WITH DISAPPOINTMENT AFTER SEEING ABLE BODIED MEN COMPETE FOR HIS OR GER CURRENCY IN A DIREFUL MANNER. AFTER WE ARE DONE WITH D BRUTALISATION OF OUR STUPID SELVES,WE MAKE EMPTY AND UNREALISTIC THREATS TO EACH OTHER,ALL IN A BID TO ESCAPE FROM D FIGHT AFTER D REGGAE,WE GO DANCE D BLUES. WHEN I REACH HOME AND START ASSESSING AND EVALUATING D DAY'S ACTIVITIES. IT DAWNED ON ME DAT IT MIGHT BE MY LAST. WHY SHUD I BE HOSTILE? EMEKA IS ALSO MY GOOD FRIEND,WHY WOULD I FIGHT HIM? DAMN IT. I DON FALL HAND SCATTER. MY PHONE RANG,ONLY TO SEE DAT D CALLER IS EMEKA'S SISTER "UJUNWA". UJUNWA: BROTHER HAZARD,MY BROTHER HAS NOT RETURNED SINCE HE LEFT FOR SHOP EARLY IN D MORNING. ME: WHA..? WHAT ? UJUNWA: (SOBBING) YES . I CALLED HIS NUMBER AND ITS NOT REACHEABLE. ME: BUT HE HAVENT DONE THIS BEFORE NAH. LIKE TO BE OUT IN D NIGHT WHEN D TYM IS 01:10 IN D MORNING. OYA CALM DOWN,MAYBE HE IS AT A FRIEND'S HUZ, WEN D MORNING DEW SUBSIDES,I WILL GO LOOK FOR HIM. UJUNWA: BROTHER IS HE NOT IN UR HUZ? ME: IN MY HUZ? (IN SPIRIT OR GHOST) (O 'BOY C GOBE O) (UJUNWA MAY THUNDER FIRE U THERE) NOOO. HE DID NOT CAME TO MY HUZ TODAY. UJUNWA: (SOBBING CONTINUES) (DAYBREAK) UNDER D MANGOE TREE BESIDE MAMA INTROVERT SHOP,EMEKA'S LIFELESS BODY WAS FOUND ,DEAD STILL. SHOCK ENVELOPED ME. I DIDNT CRY,I MOURN LYK A BABY. I WAILED. EMEKA,EMEKA. WHY WOULD U LEFT ME,UR SICK MUM AND UR IMMEDIATE AND ONLY SISTER UJUNWA? I RECALLED IMMEDIATELY. D FIRST TYM I CAME TO ONITSHA. A SERVANT BOY DAT PAYED FOR MY FOOD AND GIVE ME A TRANSPORT MONEY BACK HOME TO MY OGA AFTER I WAS ROBBED OF D MONEY I WAS TO DEPOSIT IN D BANK. I RECALLED HARDER. D YOUNG ANGEL "EMEKA' I MOAN LOUDER. AND FAINTS. LESSON: LIFE IS PRECIOUS. LIFE IS PAINFUL. LIVE FOR D JOY OF OTHERS. LETS MAKE EACH OTHER HAPPY. EVERYDAY WE LIVE IN DIS EARTH,ITS A GIFT. LETS TREASURE IT. 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Celebrities / Re: Throwback Photo Of WizKid, Davido And IcePrince by Hazardhandsome(m): 7:25pm On Feb 11, 2016 |
OUR DREAMS IS WHAT MAKES US TO STAY AWAKE AND NOT WAT WE SEE WHEN SLEEPING. IF UR HUSTLE IS GENUINE. UR SUCCESS WILL COME DESPITE D YEARS IT MIGHT TAKE. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Court Rejects Kanu’s Request For His Seized Passports And Money by Hazardhandsome(m): 11:59am On Feb 10, 2016 |
gbengaizzy: U ARE A SLOWPOKE. JUST LIKE UR COUNTRY NIGERIA. D NEXT TYM U QUOTE ME,I WIL MAKE SURE D DAT D WORD 'DOLOR' WILL FOREVER BE UR PERMANENT NAME. |
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Refuses To Remove Handcuff, Come Down From Van by Hazardhandsome(m): 7:59pm On Feb 09, 2016 |
KingEli:ANYBODY ASK U? |
Politics / Re: Court Rejects Kanu’s Request For His Seized Passports And Money by Hazardhandsome(m): 7:42pm On Feb 09, 2016 |
SLIDEwaxie: BECAUSE OLUDARE IS A ZOO MAN. |
Politics / Re: Court Rejects Kanu’s Request For His Seized Passports And Money by Hazardhandsome(m): 7:38pm On Feb 09, 2016 |
gbengaizzy:ALL THIS RANTINGS DOESNT MAKE SENSE TO ME. I DNT UNDERSTAND A DIME OF WAT U JUST SAID ABOVE. PLEASE REPEAT IT MR.ZOO |
Politics / Re: Court Rejects Kanu’s Request For His Seized Passports And Money by Hazardhandsome(m): 7:35pm On Feb 09, 2016 |
themilanway:BROS NA U TALK AM O. U TALK SAY D ZOO IS GAY. HMMM. I GO RUN GO TELL OUR ZOO OFFICERS MAKE THEM ARREST U FOR CHARACTER ASSASSINATION. 1 Like |
Fashion / Re: Man Wearing Pampers And Still Sagging (Photo) by Hazardhandsome(m): 9:15pm On Feb 05, 2016 |
LADY F BABY-PAPA. |
Politics / Re: We Will Treat Pro-biafran Ship Hijackers As Criminals: Nigerian Military Vows by Hazardhandsome(m): 7:38pm On Feb 03, 2016 |
NgeneUkwenu: GOD BLRSS U FOR UR STUPIDITY. IT IS UNRIVALLED. |
Politics / Re: We Will Treat Pro-biafran Ship Hijackers As Criminals: Nigerian Military Vows by Hazardhandsome(m): 7:35pm On Feb 03, 2016 |
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Politics / Re: We Will Treat Pro-biafran Ship Hijackers As Criminals: Nigerian Military Vows by Hazardhandsome(m): 7:31pm On Feb 03, 2016 |
NgeneUkwenu: WAT ARE U WAITING FOR? PLEASE LEAD FROM D FRONT LINE 'HER MAJESTY' 1 Like |
Family / Re: Italian Based Nigerian Stranded In The Village As Ladies Refuse To Marry Him by Hazardhandsome(m): 6:59pm On Feb 03, 2016 |
WE DON DEY OPEN EYE SMALL SMALL. MAYBE AFTER BUHARI IS DON WITH US,OUR EYES GO CLEAR WELLA. |
Education / Re: First Class Graduate Who Can't Spell 'Distinction' by Hazardhandsome(m): 6:42pm On Feb 03, 2016 |
PROBABLY,
ITS NOT HIS FAULT.
HE ONLY SPELT WAT HE KNEW. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Most Hilarious Picture Ever by Hazardhandsome(m): 1:52am On Feb 02, 2016 |
OLAMIDE WILL BE LIKE : OLAMIDE: (CRYING) BRO AY,MAKE WE REACH HUZ GO CALL PAPA. DON JAZZY: IF I PULL MY CLOTHES EEH,I GO PIECES UR MOUTH SHARP SHARP. AY: (SHIFTING BACK) OLAMIDE,U DEY CRY FOR DON JAZZY? U DEY MAD? TELL AM SAY U ARE FROM D STREET NAH. OLAMIDE: BRO,SHEBI U NO LIKE ME ABI,UNTIL I DIE HERE NA THEN U GO KNW SAY I DON TIRE. DON JAZZY: STREET WETIN? (SHOUTS ONTOP HIM VOICE) WETIN HAPPEN TO STREET? NA ME UNA WAN GO CALL STREET THUGS? (START COMING CLOSE TO AY) AY: BRO DON JAZZY ABEG NO VEX,I TELL AM SAY MAKE HIM GO BUY PURE WATER FOR STREET,TAKE WASH HIM BLEEDING NOSE AND MOUTH BUT HIM NO AGREE. HE STILL SAY HE WAN FIGHT U. ABEG BEAT AM SMALL AGAIN FOR ME. DON JAZZY: (STOPS AND MAKE A SHARP U-TURN TO OLAMIDE'S FRONT) OLAMIDE: ( FAINTS) |
Romance / Re: This Photo Of A N*ked Mother Breastfeeding Her Baby Has Divided Nigerians by Hazardhandsome(m): 1:03am On Feb 02, 2016 |
myfantasies: IF THAT CHILD GROWS UP TO BE A MUSICIAN, GUESS WHO HE HE WILL BE? 2FACE. Hazardhandsome has SPOKEN |
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Is Begging For A Group Sex by Hazardhandsome(m): 12:58am On Feb 02, 2016 |
IamLEGEND1:Hahahahaha hahahahaha. BRO,UR CASE DEY SAMBISA. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Pls Help,.... I Fuuccccked, We Forked! by Hazardhandsome(m): 12:31am On Feb 02, 2016 |
@OP.
WHY ARE U SEXYCHARTING US NAH?
I COVER MY NYASH WITH THE BLOOD OF GOD. Hazardhandsome has SPOKEN |
Food / Re: See The Bush Rat That Was Killed At My Workplace Today (Photos) by Hazardhandsome(m): 12:10am On Feb 02, 2016 |
SexyKaycee:BRO,DAT IS QUITE HARSH. IF HE CHOSES TO EAT RAT IN DIS 'LASSA' PERIOD,THEN ITS HIS CHOICE AND HE RESERVE D RIGHT. BUT DAT RAT LOOKS LIKE D MAKE TYPE,I BELIEVED DAT D ARE REALLY AWARE OF THE SITUATIONS SHOULD D DECIDES TO GO FOR D FEMALE SPECIES. @OP,I REALLY WISH I CAN ENJOY WITH U GUYS BUT HERE IN MY COMMUNITY,WE ARE ADVISED TO ABSTAIN FROM SUCH. Hazardhandsome has SPOKEN |
Politics / Re: Senator Ben-bruce Patronizes Innoson Motors (pics) by Hazardhandsome(m): 11:48pm On Feb 01, 2016 |
DEAR SENATOR, U ARE BENIGN IN NATURE. I HV OBSERVE U PROPERLY AND HAVE POINTED OUT DAT U ARE A GREAT MAN. DNT MINGLE WITH THOSE PEEVISH AND SOPHISTRY POLITICIANS. D ARE ALL POWER DRIVEN ENTITIES AND TATTLETALERS. PLEASE REPUDIATE THEIR ADVANCES FOR FRIENDSHIP. INFACT LET IT UNNERVE UR PERSONALITY WHENEVER D TRY TO BUY UR BEAUTEOUS HEART BECAUSE IT IS NOT FOR SALE. SHOW THEM DAT U ARE NOT ENFEEBLE IN ANY WAY. HELP US AND EFFACE THE CORRUPTION IN OUR COUNTRY, SO DAT D OLD AND YOUNG CAN LIVE THEIR LIVE IN HAPPINESS. WE DNT ASK FOR RICHES,WE ONLY ASK FOR LOVE AND HAPPINESS. Hazardhandsome has SPOKEN 4 Likes |
Family / Re: How Many Kids Would You Love To Have In Future? Name Them by Hazardhandsome(m): 11:34pm On Feb 01, 2016 |
I REALLY WISH I COULD SAY FOUR; TWO BOYS AND TWO GIRLS. BUT IT ALL GOES DOWN TO GOD AND MY FUTURE LOVING WIFE. GOD WILL GIVE US CHILDREN ACCORDING TO HIS WISHES AND MY LOVING WIFE WILL BRING THEM OUT ACCORDING TO HER STRENGTH BECAUSE I NO GO FORCE HER. Hazardhandsome has SPOKEN 4 Likes |
Family / Re: Oyibo Woman Enjoying Her Trip To Abakaliki With Her Hubby by Hazardhandsome(m): 11:26pm On Feb 01, 2016 |
DESPITE D FACT DAT SHE IS IN NIGERIA,LOOKING BEAUTEOUS,AND ADORABLE IN HER TRADITIONAL WEARS,SHE IS IN A STATE OF 'DISQUIETUDE' Y? BECAUSE IN NAIJA,NO ONE IS UR FRIEND,INCLUDING D POLICE. SHE IS IN A STATE OF 'RUEFUL' ONLY GOD CAN PALLIATE HER 'CHAGRIN' hazardhandsome has SPOKEN |
Business / Re: Photos: Lagos Computer Village Razed By Fire by Hazardhandsome(m): 11:17pm On Feb 01, 2016 |
THIS IS A MALEFACTION AGAINST HUMANITY. THIS IS DONE MAINLY BY POLITICIANS WHO FEEL DAT HAVING POWER SUPERIORS KARMA. BUT U CNT USE THE MEANS OF PEOPLES LIVELIHOOD TO PLAY POLITICS. U ARE IN FOR A LONG THING. I DNT UNDERSTAND THIS RANCOROUS LAMENTABLE MINDSET OF SOME BEINGS. Y WOULD U PLOT SUCH BARBARIC THING TO UR FELLOW? NA ONLY U WAKA COME? WEN KARMA WILL REMEMBER UR EVILDOINGS, HE WNT NEED APPROBATION TO EXTIRPATE U ALL,LAMEBRAINS. Hazardhandsome has SPOKEN |
Politics / Re: PMB Should Send Lai Mohammed To Hold A Press Briefing In Sambisa Forest - Fayose by Hazardhandsome(m): 10:56pm On Feb 01, 2016 |
Ebukaobi:Am not in d mood to make u feel MOROSE,CRABBY AND GROUCHY. BUT SEING U COMMENT ABOVE,MAKES YOU A SURLY-BEING TO IPOB. AM REALLY SULKY WITH U NOW. I COULD AS WELL GO ON RIGHT NOW TO BASH U,SLASH U,BUST U AND BURN U. BUT D EBA I ATE TONIGHT IS UR SALVATION;REASONS BECAUSE IT'S SCRUMPTIOUS. SO I REALLY WISH THESE FEW WORDS FROM ME WILL AMELIORATE AND EFFACE WATEVER U FEEL FOR D IPOB. STOP FEELING DOLOR AGAINST IPOB. ITS NOT A COMMINATION,ITS AN ADVICE. UR ODIUM FOR IPOB WILL EXTIRPATE U. Hazardhandsome has SPOKEN. 2 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Idris Elba Wins SAG Award For Uzodinma Iweala's Movie, Beasts Of Nation by Hazardhandsome(m): 5:21pm On Jan 31, 2016 |
;DTwo I.c: Soldiers,how does our commandant look.
Soldiers: Alright sir. 10 Likes |
Politics / Re: Ex-militants Threaten To Blow Up Hijacked Vessel, Expatriates Onboard Over Biafr by Hazardhandsome(m): 12:40pm On Jan 31, 2016 |
jonnieoneng: That old saying, “If you don’t have anything to say, don’t say anything at all,” 1 Like |
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