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Nice one

Wasn't expecting it to be this good

Men!

This dude can sing

#PSquare on Fire

Prophet Kwa!

Misleading Headline/ Story


OP should learn Sarcasm

SalamRushdie:
Let's be serious no TSA compliance was ever breached ..Mr Volpi has just moved to survival mode to save his firm from the senseless Buhari regime .

IGNORAMOUS HOW U DEY?

mtcheeeeeeeew

More like ''Warning''

Mrjo:
what ar u saying?

What he is saying is that Liver pass Liver

Not all livers can stand excess alcohol, Know your Body, Know your Limit

kenbee:
it is assembling not manufacturing

Oya read the post again

Mr. Ohuabunwa said the company decided to participate in the provision of set top boxes and disclosed that the company has set up two factories in Calabar.

''We have two factories here, a factory to assembly and a factory to produce as part of its backward integration,” said Mr. Samuel who also disclosed the company plans to go into everything electronic using indigenous technology

Really Smart
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She should be FIRED!! Jokingly

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otijah:
Sorry and u must be a foolish person, for replying to a foolish stranger

Let me repeat: Your comment sounds foolish

Did I call you foolishh?

otijah:
Peter is the most foolish and ungrateful one among the duo. If not for Paul there wouldn't have been any psquare today, he does the writing and singing while Peter is just there to dance. Tell me how your twin brother would give birth and you openly refuses to celebrate him just bc ur wife told u not to. Peter is soo irrational when it comes to thinking, every little misunderstanding in d family is a form of getting attention on social media
Wasnt surprised when I heard that peter recorded that video and leaked it online to gain sympathy. He is a coward a big one and I pay he regrets at last bc dude is soo wack that him and Airfoce1 are on the same category

I'm sorry, but your comment sounds foolishh

lafflaff123:
Look at him?

N500 million at once?who does he think he is?Abacha? it is his lack of intelligence that put him in trouble. If he had been asking for the N2 Million that he had earlier succeeded with, i am sure nobody would have detected.

Good thing is that at least he can claim to be a millionaire for a short while.

Why do people comment before reading??

Nigerians!!

I will kuku be drinking only water and eating vegetables

Amberon11:
Mumu personified

She is only being Positive

#WhoWorryHelp

Their Sponsor PDP is Bankrupt

tayebest:
Dangote is a bilateral fool,

Buy Arsenal and make your cool cash, Ardene will make the best cash for you!

Use your head!

What's this one saying?

This One is Strong

Eleyi Gidi Gan

You could be suffering from Malabsorption Syndrome

Its a pity you live in a third world country where every sickness is spiritual

I suggest you see an experienced physician or consult with foreign hospitals online.

Here are few info about the disease, you can read more online

What is malabsorption syndrome?

Malabsorption syndrome occurs when something prevents the bowel from absorbing important nutrients and fluids, including proteins, fats, and vitamins.
Malabsorption can be caused by conditions such as celiac disease, Crohn’s disease, lactose intolerance, and intestinal damage.
Risk factors include a family history of malabsorption or cystic fibrosis, excessive alcohol consumption, and travel to the Caribbean or Southeast Asia.
The main role of your small intestine is to absorb nutrients from the food you eat into your bloodstream. Malabsorption syndrome refers to a number of disorders in which the small intestine can’t absorb enough of certain nutrients and fluids. These nutrients can be macronutrients (proteins, carbohydrates, and fats), micronutrients (vitamins and minerals), or both.



CAUSES

Causes of malabsorption syndrome
Many things can lead to malabsorption syndrome, from certain diseases to infections or birth defects.

Possible causes
Factors that may cause malabsorption syndrome include:

damage to the intestine from infection, inflammation, trauma, or surgery
prolonged use of antibiotics
other conditions such as celiac disease, Crohn’s disease, chronic pancreatitis, or cystic fibrosis
lactase deficiency, or lactose intolerance
certain defects that are congenital (present at birth), such as biliary atresia (when the bile ducts don’t develop normally and prevent the flow of bile from the liver)
diseases of the gallbladder, liver, or pancreas
parasitic diseases
radiation therapy, which may injure the lining of the intestine
certain drugs that may injure the lining of the intestine, such as tetracycline, colchicine, or cholestyramine
The syndrome may also be caused by digestive problems. Your stomach may not be able to produce the enzymes it needs to digest certain foods. Or your body may not be able to mix the food you eat with the enzymes and acid produced by your stomach.

Rare causes
There are also some uncommon disorders that can result in malabsorption. One of these is called short bowel syndrome (SBS). With this condition, the small intestine is shortened. This makes the intestine less able to absorb nutrients. SBS may be a birth defect, or it may be caused by surgery.

Certain diseases may cause malabsorption. These include tropical sprue, a condition most common in the Caribbean, India, and other parts of Southeast Asia. This disease may be related to environmental factors, such as toxins in food, infection, or parasites. An even rarer potential cause of malabsorption is Whipple’s disease, which is a result of a bacterial infection.

SYMPTOMS

Recognizing the symptoms of malabsorption syndrome
Symptoms of malabsorption syndrome are caused when unabsorbed nutrients pass through the digestive tract.

Many symptoms differ depending on the specific nutrient or nutrients that are not being absorbed properly. Other symptoms are a result of a deficiency of that nutrient, which is caused by its poor absorption. For instance, you may have the following symptoms if you’re unable to absorb fats, protein, or certain sugars or vitamins:

Fats: You may have light-colored, foul-smelling stools that are soft and bulky. Stools are difficult to flush and may float or stick to the sides of the toilet bowl.
Protein: You may have dry hair, hair loss, or fluid retention. Fluid retention is also known as edema, and will manifest as swelling.
Certain sugars: You may have bloating, gas, or explosive diarrhea.
Certain vitamins: You may have anemia, malnutrition, low blood pressure, weight loss, or muscle wasting.
Malabsorption may affect people based on age or gender. For instance, women may stop menstruating, and children may not grow properly. Their weight or rate of weight gain may be significantly below that of other children of a similar age and gender. Another sign of malabsorption in children is that they may purposefully avoid certain foods.

#My2Cent

#RESPECT!

aftatechbiz:
will there be election?

Another iPOD agent spotted in 12D

free2ryhme:


Corruption corruption and fantastically corrupt

Has it gotten this bad?

PDP now holding meetings in cubicles, packing themselves like sardine.