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TV/MoviesRe: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by hazzard: 4:15pm On Feb 17, 2018
MamBi:
Oooh fantastic. Well done you! I nearly fell off my chair when I read this... grin grin grin grin grin
grin happy I made you laugh cheesy
TV/MoviesRe: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by hazzard: 1:04pm On Feb 17, 2018
Queenofhell:
Are you sure miracle is not on a secret task and the target is princess, lol
nah.. I doubt.. Last night when he was having a conversation with nina.. He told her that they should get to talk other housemates more and that he may look a little flirty when he's with the girls but she should not get worried or scared.. That his heart still remains hers.. That why if you notice she doesn't looks worried..if princess like make she put breast inside miracle mouth.. Na herself she dey mumu.. Cos she go just cast for everywhere
TV/MoviesRe: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by hazzard: 12:53pm On Feb 17, 2018
Princess : my boyfriend can't tell me not to come here, he's not my FATHER
Miracle : laughs.. I like the way you sound. Especially the way you called FATHER .. Say it again
Princess : (thinking in her mind) ewoo.. Which accent I use talk this FATHER. shey na Haiti, Indonesia, morrocan, ijebu, Togo, Cameron, cotonou or na anambra accent.. Anyway I can't kuku come and go and kill myself..
Changes topic
Princess : so tell me more about yourself.. I don't know much about you
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
TV/MoviesRe: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by hazzard: 9:09am On Feb 17, 2018
Miracle today being your day I prophecy miracle upon your life, you will be loved by everybody)(anto), have a calm life (bam bam), be out spoken no matter the circumstances (Alex), have a free spirit (nina), always happy (Vandora), Confidence in your self (ceecee), loved no matter all your flaws (khloe), stump on every enemies trying to bring you down (Ifu).,your blessings shall be extremely loud (princess) that will get everybody surprised (Ahneeka)..
Happy birthday miracle
#team mina
cool grin
TV/MoviesRe: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by hazzard: 12:19am On Feb 17, 2018
Lol.. Princess wan kiss miracle.. Dey form say na birthday kiss.. But my guy no wan gree.. Hahahahaha hahahaha.
This girl na better jezebel
Princess : how old are you?
Miracle : 24
Princess : you're still young ooo.. But age is just a number
Me : hahahahaha.. Go and stick to your bitto abeg angry
TV/MoviesRe: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by hazzard: 12:10am On Feb 17, 2018
Queenofhell:
I wish I voted dee one, loving his bond with miracle grin
He looks so happy.
please don't ooo.. I even dey fear say miracle don dey mingle with am.. That guy na better snitch.. E sure me say miracle no even trust am.. If he can stab ceebi in the back when they lost the hoh.. Then he's capable of anything
TV/MoviesRe: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by hazzard: 12:00am On Feb 17, 2018
The laziest pair in that house so far is van - dee but haters will not notice this.. Nothing wey that pair dey contribute..
I no sure say I don ever see Vandora inside kitchen before, even sweep house sef. Na to dey laugh like person wey dey put weed inside her food
Dee one sef na minus one. Na to dey Waka like penguin . I wonder who tell am say e go make am as comedian.. The guy no funny at all.. Na to just dey talk insensitive jokes.. So tay na miracle help am out for that Valentine dish but haters no talk that one ooo
TV/MoviesRe: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by hazzard: 11:53pm On Feb 16, 2018
Princess Jealousy against mina.. Make she no go drink poison ooo..
Every time Rico go dey gossip say miracle no dey do anything.. Who beg am to cook.. To show say e just wan do am make people no vote am out..
We go still shame them on Sunday.. The Jealousy still dey gear 1.. E go enter gear 2 on Sunday make dey no worry . Ndi ara people
TV/MoviesRe: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by hazzard: 10:58pm On Feb 16, 2018
Leo looks pained but he is using his smiles to cover up.. Lol..
Khloe soak, wash, rinse, starch, dry come iron him feelings.. Lmao
Alex go dey dance shaku shaku for her mind
TV/MoviesRe: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by hazzard: 10:54pm On Feb 16, 2018
Dee one : na me go pick the call next week
Me : guy you won't be sleeping in that house on Sunday night..
Hahahahaha hahahaha
TV/MoviesRe: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by hazzard: 10:19pm On Feb 16, 2018
The word F. U. C. K that comes out from Ahneeka's mouth in a day is enough to get half the population of the ladies in the world pregnant.. Wtf!!! undecided
TV/MoviesRe: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by hazzard: 9:58pm On Feb 16, 2018
Just trying to imaging the punishment biggie would give them for neither of them completing the task..
Probably no party for them tomorrow. Or no food for them till tomorrow night.. Dey go just die.. Biggie kuku kill us.. Hahahahaha
TV/MoviesRe: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by hazzard: 9:48pm On Feb 16, 2018
Abeg since this task go end draw.. Shey dem go play 2nd leg? Hahahahaha
TV/MoviesRe: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by hazzard: 9:41pm On Feb 16, 2018
Hahahaha.. Tobi don pick red like 5 times back to back.. Lmao
TV/MoviesRe: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by hazzard: 9:12pm On Feb 16, 2018
Why are the so called intelligent ones finding this task difficult... Anyway team mina we have shamed them before.. Let's do it again grin grin cool.. Pressure no dey on us tongue
TV/MoviesRe: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by hazzard: 2:26pm On Feb 14, 2018
Akthedream112:
HE PAIN AM WELL WELL.. CRY CRY BABY
like I said before and I want you to read this again and again till it is registered in your empty skull
how old are you? You still insult like a kid in nursery school. Anyway All I can say from my observations towards you is that you seem to have faced alot of rejection in your life which has put you in a bad state of depression. So you trying so hard to be heard and seen but it's not working. My honest advice for you Is to go see a physc doctor before you commit suicide. Cause trust me in as much we would love to see this population reduced by losing a fool we also believe he can change and be a better person..
Now my prayer for you today is to receive sense..
Like this comment if it's also your prayers for the delusional victim
TV/MoviesRe: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by hazzard: 1:48pm On Feb 14, 2018
Blackhawk01:
You guys didn't give update on Nina's presentation oooo, you just dey scream my baby's name upandan... angry


Akthedream112? embarassed
as usual what did you expect from our girl.. She sang and it was awesome.. While kbrule did some comical mimic of some housemates grin
TV/MoviesRe: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by hazzard: 12:52pm On Feb 14, 2018
Bitto and Ifu performance 101/100.. cool grin
TV/MoviesRe: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by hazzard: 12:02pm On Feb 14, 2018
hazzard:
Lol.. Guy how old are you? You still insult like a kid in nursery school. Anyway All I can say from my observations towards you is that you seem to have faced alot of rejection in your life which has put you in a bad state of depression. So you trying so hard to be heard and seen but it's not working. My honest advice for you Is to go see a physc doctor before you commit suicide. Cause trust me in as much we would love to see this population reduced by losing a fool we also believe he can change and be a better person..
Now my prayer for you today is to receive sense..
Like this comment if it's also your prayers for the delusional victim
this is for that negro that types in caps lock.. Anthedream
TV/MoviesRe: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by hazzard: 12:01pm On Feb 14, 2018
Lol.. Guy how old are you? You still insult like a kid in nursery school. Anyway All I can say from my observations towards you is that you seem to have faced alot of rejection in your life which has put you in a bad state of depression. So you trying so hard to be heard and seen but it's not working. My honest advice for you Is to go see a physc doctor before you commit suicide. Cause trust me in as much we would love to see this population reduced by losing a fool we also believe he can change and be a better person..
Now my prayer for you today is to receive sense..
Like this comment if it's also your prayers for the delusional victim
TV/MoviesRe: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by hazzard: 11:25am On Feb 14, 2018
Akthedream112:
I SMELL JEALOUSY.... BECAREFUL COS HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE IS REAL OOO
guy you suppose be dog aswr.. You dey always smell.. Common shift before I shift you.. Dead meat
TV/MoviesRe: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by hazzard: 11:21am On Feb 14, 2018
Tell me how a man can marry a lady with this characters
Can't cook
Can't clean your environment
Always jealous
Very possessive
Never apologizes
Feels too proud
Very rude
Always thinks every one is malicious towards her
Has nothing to offer aside her shape that looks like an amoeba fish .. Etc

Omo e better say I go be reverend father.. Lol
TV/MoviesRe: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by hazzard: 11:14am On Feb 14, 2018
Ceecee wey talk say she come this show to increase her bride price no know say her pride price dey drop like odd.. Hahahahah.. I forsee her in shiloh 2030 still looking for a boo to call her own.. Lmao
TV/MoviesRe: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by hazzard: 11:56pm On Feb 13, 2018
Teddy a go kill person this night ooo if e just enter that room see the way bam bam dey massage tobi.. Hahahaha.. Tobi just dey shine teeth anyhow dey happy.. Never seen him this happy for the past 3 weeks
TV/MoviesRe: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by hazzard: 9:53pm On Feb 13, 2018
Lol.. See how dem dey cry, dey shake like fish wey dem commot from water.. They think say to count 45 million give your fellow human being na beans.. Hahahahaha hahahaha
TV/MoviesRe: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by hazzard: 7:19pm On Feb 13, 2018
eksbabe:
Lol didnt she nominate people also?
you getting it all wrong.. Nomination is different from evicting someone if you have the power.
TV/MoviesRe: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by hazzard: 7:16pm On Feb 13, 2018
hazzard:
Ifu.. Me I just dey wait make night reach.. We might be having ourselves a first sex scene.. Looks like those pairs are Hot as Bleep
nairaland moderators why you go just change wetin I write na, now it seems like I made no sense.. Oya e be like say conji dey catch dem bad bad
TV/MoviesRe: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by hazzard: 7:11pm On Feb 13, 2018
vladimiros:
Abeg..who kissed bitto??
Ifu.. Me I just dey wait make night reach.. We might be having ourselves a first sex scene.. Looks like those pairs are Hot as Bleep
TV/MoviesRe: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by hazzard: 7:07pm On Feb 13, 2018
Blackhawk01:
Well... Today was good and funny for Nina, she feels good. She's happy with the new HoH, she describes her as a good leader and fun even though she could be trouble at times. Her preferred HoH is Ifu if given a chance to choose.

She nominated Teddy because he has a loud voice and he's trouble, he exaggerates her words intentionally just to put her on the spot.

She chose Lolu because he's manipulative and cunning. She's glad about the general nomination.

She's helpless about the pair to choose for possible eviction because she's scared for herself. Awwwwwwwnnnn... My poor baby

She thinks Lolu's task is to massage all the girls in the house.

About her bonding? It has helped her because she relates with other HMs well now but Dee1 is trouble.

Her shoutout: Aye mi! To her boyfriend oooo! She loves him so much, she's not sure of what she's doing with Miracle in the house right now but they'll sort it out once she gets back. Iyaff died! Nina pa mi! shocked
this is what we call a real person.. She didn't deny the fact she has a boyfriend and still made it known to the world.. Cause trust Nigerians we were all waiting for her shoutout to see if she denies the guy the benefits of at least a shout out.. So it is what it is.. After all teddy also gave a shoutout to his girlfriend also..
TV/MoviesRe: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by hazzard: 7:04pm On Feb 13, 2018
What a mild and soft heart nina has.. She basically said she can't wish any housemates to go home if she had the power unlike the rest housemates . What more can we ask for.. #team mina
TV/MoviesRe: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by hazzard: 2:17pm On Feb 13, 2018
Bitto smiling like he has already made it in life.. Finally one babe don finally kiss am.. Oya make e dey go house on Sunday feeling fulfilled .. The kiss better pass the 45 million to am.. Hahahahaha

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