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MrCrackles, i didn't compose it, someone forwarded it to me.

Dear Uncle Barrack,


Congrats on your assumption to the throne of US. We your Nigerian famili are very happy for you and for ourselves. It is our turn now to chop US national cake and our enemies cannot do anything about that.

I was to come to see you personally at Wite aus but I was not allowed at the airport because of say no fisa. I told them I am Obama kosin bet they refuse me. Your new elesion is a very good news for the Obama clan in Kenya and the famili in Nigeria . When I fest went to the family aus in Kenya to tell dem we are one famili they did not agree but my pastor from my church make 3 days dry fast and give me a special sponge to baf in barbitch after this they accept me. Becos they don’t remember the sister of your granfada mother dat went to Nigeria and mari a shief live near Lagos in 1956 which is also my own personal great grandfada.

Now the famili has choose me to diskus some important matas with you. You know you have been long in Amrica and have forget our traditions but tank God we, your famili are hia to guide you to be rill African man. As a president, you must have a male son in office who will take over after you die and since ya wife Mitchell has not able to do that, we have find a wife for you from your fada village. The famili have already chose a good girl from de village not like Amrica or lagos gals who are too stubborn to obey the famili. She is a humble well behave and edicated gal who study sewing and fasion disine so she can help with sewing your suit wen e tia and also unifom for ami and soja. I hope ya waif will assept famili shoice becos we have fogif her for her winchcraft wich dont allow her to have a male son but if not, she can go back to her fada. Even my pastor has say your younger thoter may need a deliverance becos her granmoda want to give her winsh and ogbanje spirit to chop. Please don’t wori about what dis will cost becos I will do it with my own pusonal moni becos we are one famili.

I also want to tell you that I want to set up NGO for hades unfans in Kenya and I can be the leader of the NGO. I have a good standard six degree and also studied computa at Iyana Ipaja so am well qualify for dis. Please I need your help for this.

I hope you will consider my request. I will also like your personal mobile so I can call you. Please greet Auntie Minchel and the shindren for us. God bless you and may all your enemies fall down and die, in Jesus’ name!

Til I hear you, I am

Yours amiable cousin



Ifedayo Obama

Doc, did you see my post? Or you ignored it on purpose?

Hi Doc,

I recently extracted a tooth after long sleepless nights and serious pains. I resulted to using the other side in eating, but now i am experiencing the same type of pains on this side and its real terrible. I experience serious pain when water touches the place.

Does this required another extraction? Please advice me, cause i had a real bad experience the last time i extracted a tooth.

Nice idea one there. A few years ago, i got in contact with some companies abroad that provide alternative energy to partner with them in doing business in Nigeria. Unfortuntely, the responses i got from people i contacted here in Nigeria were not positive; the whole idea just died like that.

I think it will work in Nigeria, just depends on location, cause the turbine need some high speed to work, except the ones that were being developed in Asia some years back; the turbines were made to be as light as a cieling fan blade.

The site definitely needs a new look.

*Brand New
*Noise Proof
*Imported with Official Documents

Available for inspection at Ikeja G.R.A.

Price: N18m - Negotiable

For inspection call 08034136997, 07090238933, 08023700812

If the world could vote in the US presidential elections.

www.iftheworldcouldvote.com

Hey people, i think the internet speed has improved a little.

what the hell is that? Is that suppose to be the website of Nigeria's rulling party? My God, its a shame; why dont they simply upload a PDF file or Microsoft word 97 file.

@richty, will appreciate that, you can email the engineers number to hamlet.creative@yahoo.com.

Any word from Visafone yet on this problem?

Are any Visafone internet users in the house?

I have not been able to connect to the web since yesterday, is anyone having the same problem.

Whenever a conversation comes up about my freelance projects, people would often ask, ‘How much do you charge for a website’? When I was just starting out, I used to charge less than an average, because I just wanted to get the job. However, I decided to review my rates after reading an article somewhere on the web which says one should not charge too little than all his peers in the freelance industry because it will lower the standard market rate. It is one of the most eye-opening articles for me because you don’t want to set an inaccurate expectation and sell the industry that you work for short. I have also learned that when you are charging for a project, it is ok to charge a little more if you are sure you can deliver the result in a shorter time than most of your peers could, and vice versa - charge a little less if you think you are going to take a little more time because you have not done a similiar project before. After all, experience and efficiency should be valued.

And here is a great story:

Legend has it that Pablo Picasso was sketching in the park when a bold woman approached him.

“It’s you — Picasso, the great artist! Oh, you must sketch my portrait! I insist.”

So Picasso agreed to sketch her. After studying her for a moment, he used a single pencil stroke to create her portrait. He handed the women his work of art.

“It’s perfect!” she gushed. “You managed to capture my essence with one stroke, in one moment. Thank you! How much do I owe you?”

“Five thousand dollars,” the artist replied.

“B-b-but, what?” the woman sputtered. “How could you want so much money for this picture? It only took you a second to draw it!”

To which Picasso responded, “Madame, it took me my entire life.”

SOURE: http://eisabainyo.net/weblog/

Oga, this your site wouldn't fly O! You need to improve on your design skills. Like they say, first impression matters; your homepage will turn people away.

I use Neon Medrol, you can find that in any phamarcy store around you. Also, try and avoid shaving against the grain( shaving up).

i thank all of you for your kind comments, i finally got the troublesome tooth extracted, the gum drive me crazy for few days. Now am back to active chewing, minus sugery stuffs and bones.

There are enough african-americans who don't like Obama.

i just got Visafone EVDO silver and the speed is fast, even though it buffers a little when am watching youtube. Least i forget, i am located in Lagos.

How much does the Toyota Yaris hatchback cost?

Hi people,

I'll like to know if its advisable to visit a dentist in a General Hospital or a private dentist; speaking in terms of cost and equipments.

I need new or used Nokia 6630.

I need to buy a Nokia 6630, can anyone tell me if its still available in stores and how much can i get it.

if theres a used available, i won't mind it.

'If you have a problem with it, you can go sulk somewhere. I honestly do not care what anyone thinks about' - thats a rather stupid thing to say to anyone.

You are as worst as a common thief, and you don't even know it.

i can see you are begining to admit that you used the BG, now if i may ask you, did you take permission from Obama's webmaster to use the image?

Speaking of Nigerian football clubs website, everyone knows majority of them don't have websites.

Dude, you can have as much fun as you can. I've said it all.

Dude, you can have as much fun as you can. I've said it all.

@ farriel

welcome to the thread. I need you to do one thing for, because i don't stand to gain anything from what i detected. Admit you stole the BG. If you truely got the image from deviant art, why those it have the same features like Obama's. Featues like the obama image and the search engine you tried to cropp off.

If you read my post very well, i said i just ran into the thread, i did not read the thread initially when you posted. Also, thanx for the title 'inspector', i think i'll tatoo it on my back. No idea is original, i think you should have looked around for inspiration and come up with something from your head.

@all

i'll like to state it again, i don't stand to gain anything from snifing out a design copy. We need to stand for originality, creativity and honesty. AM sure you must have been paid heavily for the job well done; i really don't care about that. I think you clients will be dissappointed if they find out you copied someone elses design. If you think am doing some sort of witch-hunting, go to google and search for website critics and send both websites to them and see what they'll say about it.

Keep the comments coming.

Hello fellow webdesigners/masters,

I recently ran into an old post on Nairaland from where i got a link to Enyimba FC website www.enyimbafc.net .  At a first glance at the website, i though i was looking at Obama's website, but after checking Obama's website ( barackobama.com ), i noticed a similarity in both designs.

Heres the thread - https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-10356.0.html

I want to know what you all think, because a fellow nairaland member (id withheld) is almost 'going to war' with me over the design; claiming its original.

See attachment for background images for both websites,

The person who designed this website copied Obama's website.

See attachment for background images of both websites.

@dragnet
the phone was used in the uk on 3 network, need to unlock network/provider lock and am located in lagos

@gsmxpert

where are you located, post you mobile number