space01: Nairaland is more instresting than nOllywood.

space01: Nairaland is more instresting than nOllywood.

ItsModella:
I watch only a handful...I certainly can do without them.

ItsModella:
I watch only a handful...I certainly can do without them.

azeezakande: Telephone call in a Yoruba movie is the funniest. Within one second d receiver already answer, or the caller has hang up and the receiver still dey talk,.

Uchechrist06: Nigerians hav a big prob of inferiority complex. We neva belived we got somtin gud, we prefer anytin 4m anoda country 2 d one in ours weda gud or bad. Recently, a south african DJ wz beaten up in a club cos he played Nigerian music n durin an interview wit him he said Nigerian music n movies r fast taken ova d whole of africa especialy south africa which made some of d citizens n d entertainment industry uncomfortable. America,Britain,China,France, evn Brazil, india n host of odas blivs dey r d best in d world, yet der r tins Nigeria can do ds countries cnt do n dey knw it n stil beliv dey r d best. we alwz bliv we r d worst in d world dats y we remain subject 2 ds countries n not superior. LONG LIVE NIGERIA!!!

crackhaus:
but you still dey watch them sha... how do you know about all their fvckup nah

Damlesky: U jst dey insult nollywood, merlin nko from season 1-5 he no change his clothes

Timijo: It is only in naija movie you will see an ejected tenant putting all his/her load in a ghana must go.

ItsModella:
Na the too many fucck up make me stop to dey watch am..

brownlord:

Tonto dike acting village scene with tattoo on her body, tattoo dey village ni?

flexya: Gr8 thread.

Only in Nollywood would a man and woman enter hotel room, jump under the duvet fully clothed, then ten minutes later, they av finished doing their biznes and emerge from under the duvet with the woman still wearin her jeans and just doin up the last button on her top. Dem dress and UnCloth under duvet?


Only in Nija film would the driver of speedin vehicle swarve left, swarve right and still hit the parson who is stationary in the middle of the road and yet, the dead body is never thrown away from this speedin car, who always seems to stop miraculously at the point of collision, as if the victim was a brick wall

Only in nollywood r all "foreign scenes" filmed in Nija and the actors r always indoors in a room with a Nicon Insurance calendar and Channels TV programme playin in background

Only in our films will police enter chiefs livin room to arrest him. How did he enter the locked gates or bypass the ever annoyin gateman.

Uchechrist06: Nigerians hav a big prob of inferiority complex. We neva belived we got somtin gud, we prefer anytin 4m anoda country 2 d one in ours weda gud or bad. Recently, a south african DJ wz beaten up in a club cos he played Nigerian music n durin an interview wit him he said Nigerian music n movies r fast taken ova d whole of africa especialy south africa which made some of d citizens n d entertainment industry uncomfortable. America,Britain,China,France, evn Brazil, india n host of odas blivs dey r d best in d world, yet der r tins Nigeria can do ds countries cnt do n dey knw it n stil beliv dey r d best. we alwz bliv we r d worst in d world dats y we remain subject 2 ds countries n not superior. LONG LIVE NIGERIA!!!

L brasi: eating a food laced with poison but the poison starts to work the next minute...