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Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by Rotmyt: 3:21pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
Only in a yoruba film would a dead rich man's undergraduate daughter lose her father's properties to the bank and wouldn't even be allowed to take her clothes She has nowhere to spend the night and ends up with a random bike man who beats her and she still marries him. Fast forward to months after, she has problems and approaches wealthy family memebers. |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by amber222(f): 3:21pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
nellaluv: A yoruba home video a man shot himself on the head 3 times, how in d world is dat possible nellaluv: A yoruba home video a man shot himself on the head 3 times, how in d world is dat possible |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by VillageBoi(m): 3:22pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
agoha_vivi: A lady comes out of the bathroom after having her bath, perfectly made up. A couple must play "catch me", take turn to feed each other, play "hide and seek" or run round a mango or coconut tree to show they are in love. I absolutely hate that. It's so cringe-worthy that I want to crawl in the bush until I find a landmine to kiss... just to put me out of my misery! |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by Btruth: 3:23pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
yuzedo: A bi oooo. Ghost no wan die for the second time now time ooooo...........lol. |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by Symphony007: 3:23pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
Jim iyke in shot on the arm and in the next scene he is shown in a hospital with a bloody large bandage on his head and his leg is suspended in the air with a bandage. 1 Like |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by EzePromoe: 3:23pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
It's only in Nigerian movie you'll see two policemen in uniform arresting 5 able-bodied men, (criminals to be precise). |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by milaya: 3:23pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
This is d funiest thread ever! Stil laughing!!![b][/b] |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by VillageBoi(m): 3:23pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
fellis: How many times will this damn topic make front page? As many times as we keep responding. It's still funny. 1 Like |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by quicksylva(m): 3:24pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
Abujafood: Even when making love it must always be under a blanket, when are we ever going to know what making love really looks like in Nigeria?1m likes. I no sabi wetin be love making. Why cover themselves with blanket? What are they hiding? I just hope those producers are seeing this. Am advocating for love making without blanket. I just want to see how love making looks like. |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by miteolu(m): 3:25pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
In the old yoruba movies, you'll see a 7 year old character washing plates and he'll suddenly become an adult in his 20's still washing the same plates and wearing the same singlet and trousers. [/quote] iru eshin by ebun oloyede (olaiya) in those days so funny. |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by space01: 3:27pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
Its only in 9ja movies U̶̲̥̅̊ see a man fully dressed with shoe sitted at home. |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by Damlesky(m): 3:27pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
U jst dey insult nollywood, merlin nko from season 1-5 he no change his clothes 5 Likes |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by Nobody: 3:27pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
When a couple is making love in their room with no one watching and yet they cover themselves with thick blanket and start to struggle and sweat like they were forced to do it in a public place. When every slap sounds like a gunshot. When u see an actor/actress remembering what happened in 1972 …and at the back u see vote for Goodluck Jonathan 2011 fresh air billboard..in 1972. It is only in Nigerian movies when a prayer warrior/ pastor says ”HOLY GHOST FIRE! to an evil person and you will see fire balls, fire whips, fire missiles appearing. It is only in Nigerian movies when Jim Iyke just arrived from USA but speaks with a forced British accent.. 3 Likes |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by mickey2000(m): 3:28pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
Rotmyt: Only in yoruba films will a 30/40 something year old man wearing a coat, play the character of a student on campus.come na who dey play our under 17 team for football? |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by headtoto: 3:28pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
space01: Its only in 9ja movies U̶̲̥̅̊ see a man fully dressed with shoe sitted at home. Really? He should probably be n.aked. |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by Symphony007: 3:28pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
In nigerian movies If someone is travelling abroad or returning to nigeria they just show a plane flying. |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by headtoto: 3:30pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
Symphony007: In nigerian movies If someone is travelling abroad or returning to nigeria they just show a plane flying. No no, they must show a boat because people who arrive all arrive or depart on boats. |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by Nobody: 3:31pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
LMAO!! see as head to to is trying to back up Nigerian movies... 1 Like |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by Unluvable(f): 3:31pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
Omotala being depicted as a primitive woman suffering in the village and have to do serious farm work to survive, only for you to sight her fingernails fixed with long fake plastic nails and painted crimson red while she's doing farm work... Aki & paw-paw acting as kids and as matured people in different movies, can they just stick to one, don't want my little cousin thinking its okay to hump on top of a woman cause his age mate did so in a movie |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by amber222(f): 3:32pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
brownlord:dt one plenty 4 all ds village films.u'll see fathia & co with tatoo on their breast & hand brownlord:dt one plenty 4 all ds village films.u'll see fathia & co with tatoo on their breast & hand |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by headtoto: 3:33pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
ItsModella: LMAO!! see as head to to is trying to back up Nigerian movies... I am not backing up anything, just trying to see the genuineness of the comments people make. |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by VillageBoi(m): 3:34pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
Damlesky: U jst dey insult nollywood, merlin nko from season 1-5 he no change his clothes Merlin washes everything with magic. Wats ya problem lol. 1 Like |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by headtoto: 3:35pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
When is Ghana playing Congo so I can do something better? Anyone knows? Lolzzz |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by Nobody: 3:35pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
Thank you all for making my day. |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by Amya(f): 3:36pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
Only in Nigerian movies will the father and son be in the same age range. 1 Like |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by EzePromoe: 3:36pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
head_to_to:I can see you're a die-hard fan of Nollycrap |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by headtoto: 3:37pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
Eze Promoe: Because? |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by UluemeFrank(m): 3:38pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
THEY ARE NOT WELL TRAINED A BEG HELP US TRAIN THEM SMALL. THESE ARE THE ONES YOU OBSERVES O, THERE ARE MANY MORE |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by SpicyMimi(f): 3:39pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
shadrach77: A man wants to send his wife packing...goes into the room and comes out with about 3 (ready packed) bags as if the wife had already prepared herself for the eventLmfaoooooooooo!!! This is so common! And bsds shey na just 3small bags she get? 1 Like |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by Arosa(m): 3:39pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
Another common thing: leaving the family pictures of the real house owners on the walls. It's always amusing to see children's pictures on the walls of a supposedly childless couple's home. 1 Like |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by crackhaus: 3:39pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
gree-die:I hear you ma |
Re: Only In Nigerian Movies Will You See These.. by igweGC(m): 3:40pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
only in naija film a police man will shoot an armed robber on the leg, and blood will be coming out of his mouth a lady enters the room and finds her boyfriend having s.ex with another girl, and then d next thing she says is: 'OMG what is going on here?' and then d guy replies: 'baby i can explain. It's not what u think'. 1 Like |
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