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CrimeRe: See The Unbelievable Amount This Couple Found After They Opened Their Piggy Bank by Heartbender: 2:17pm On Aug 22, 2018
This Juju pass SARS brushing, walahi grin


In other news, THIS IS NIGERIA. LOOK HOW WE LIVING NOW....lol

EducationRe: Uniport Student Spotted Reading For Examination In Bet9ja (photo) by Heartbender: 2:06pm On Aug 22, 2018
In other news, you just spoilt market for that boy and girl. Their other relationships would go down the drain after this grin
PoliticsRe: Saraki Has Bitten More Than He Can Chew by Heartbender: 11:33am On Aug 22, 2018
A sophisticated slowpoke spotted...tribal bigotry at its zenith. Mtschwww

EducationRe: "We Teach Our Kids How To Speak In Tongues While They Teach Theirs To Invent Sma by Heartbender: 3:17pm On Aug 21, 2018
Taking counsel from a "learned" almajiri is something that questions our collective reasoning. The bible says nations shall serve me. Isaiah 55:5, 60:12.
I have money because I work. We can't all have same trade. It's called "specialisation". Surely, there's something I can do or have that they lack. The comparism does not follow.
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Trekking Home After Eid Prayers In Daura (Photos) by Heartbender: 3:05pm On Aug 21, 2018
Is that not his home?Haven't you heard that "no food for lazy man" does not apply to one whose parent owns a restaurant? let him trek in Yenagoa or Warri then we would agree he is gallant and loved by all
Christianity EtcRe: Will Christianity Survive This Century? by Heartbender: 3:00pm On Aug 21, 2018
The oil of your understanding will not run dry in Jesus' name
weyreypey:
Two million Muslims at mount wareva at bigger hajj in Mecca is less than just the population of Christians at a normal monthly RCCG Congress .... every month. The question is will Islam survive this century?
PoliticsRe: Buhari Was Right; Nigerian Youths Are Lazy. by Heartbender: 2:43pm On Aug 20, 2018
Did you reread your post? So, rendering basic services can be categorised as being lazy? Can you even drive okada without learning how? People sha
PropertiesRe: Land In Isselle Uku In Delta State Needed by Heartbender: 12:21pm On Aug 20, 2018
Drop a number
alphanovember:
Hi all

Does anyone have information or lands for sale in Isselle Uku in Delta State.....I will really appreciate and welcome any info. God bless you.
Christianity EtcRe: As A Believer Of Christ, Do You Believe In Flat Earth Or Spheroid Earth Theory? by Heartbender: 2:46am On Aug 19, 2018
Job 22:14, 26:7; Isaiah 40:22
PoliticsRe: Trending Photo Of Bornu Youths Queuing Up For PVC In Inec's Office by Heartbender: 7:06pm On Aug 18, 2018
Truly you're irredeemable. I'll be your bane. Tie your shoelace...you're gonna have a long walk soon
bakila:
This is still part of your interview. You will get the result of you behaviour at the right time.
PoliticsRe: Trending Photo Of Bornu Youths Queuing Up For PVC In Inec's Office by Heartbender: 7:04pm On Aug 18, 2018
Your situation is beyond repair. I thought only jealous lovers stalk their partners? I pray you don't get burnt fanning a flame
bakila:
Nairaland has passed the stage of such conduct you are exhibiting. Your wig is still new even after three years. I hope you will get the necessary training that the Law School and the Katsina State Ministry of Justice failed to give you this time around.
PoliticsRe: The Peaceful Posture Of Sheikh Ibraheem Zakzaky: by Heartbender: 12:40pm On Aug 18, 2018
Na dem dem
RomanceRe: ... by Heartbender: 12:30pm On Aug 18, 2018
No shook piriki for where e go hang o grin
Crazychris:
na lie, I got that urge for females only. I can't imagine myself ramming dude na. It is an abomination on my part, I'm a fan of nice moderate yansh
FamilyRe: Mother And Her 2 Teenage Twin Daughters Pregnant For One Man (photos) by Heartbender: 12:15pm On Aug 18, 2018
Her uncle lives in a vagina? I'm done reading grin
RomanceRe: ... by Heartbender: 12:07pm On Aug 18, 2018
What happened to the vagina, kitten, toto? If you can Bleep a woman's shithole then you are capable of ramming a dudequote author=Crazychris post=70387022]does having anal sex with one's girlfriend make one a gay?[/quote]
RomanceRe: Check Out My New Pix How Do I Look,,,,,(photos) by Heartbender: 12:05pm On Aug 18, 2018
You thinking someone is a guy and someone thinking you're a guy. I'm wondering who thinks i'm a girl. grin
UyaiIncomparabl:
What's funny?
RomanceRe: Check Out My New Pix How Do I Look,,,,,(photos) by Heartbender: 12:02pm On Aug 18, 2018
Hahahahaha.....why is this funny to me?
UyaiIncomparabl:
Guy. What's your problem?
If you don't know what to type, I'll advise you pass. I wasn't talking to you. I have nothing to prove to you.
RomanceRe: ... by Heartbender: 11:58am On Aug 18, 2018
gay grin grin grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: And Along Comes Kayan Mata—northern Women Sex Secret by Heartbender: 11:55am On Aug 18, 2018
Keep your explosive meats....lol. I live in Katsina. I have what I need, megida
amnesty7:
Good that you answered yourself by mentioning just two...kunun aya and dabino...when next you have someone coming up here..I sincerely promise you alkaki, nakiya and dambun nama.
PoliticsRe: Trending Photo Of Bornu Youths Queuing Up For PVC In Inec's Office by Heartbender: 11:49am On Aug 18, 2018
It's not about doing what's right. Please understand me. It's understanding the regions and their differences and tailoring things to suit their needs
seanfer:
Then we should not complain with the election results if we can't do what's right
Nairaland GeneralRe: And Along Comes Kayan Mata—northern Women Sex Secret by Heartbender: 11:48am On Aug 18, 2018
Apart from sex, what is the north also good for? They like forkin' like somebody leaked judgment day to them....but I sha like Kunu aya and dabino grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Check Out My New Pix How Do I Look,,,,,(photos) by Heartbender: 11:44am On Aug 18, 2018
Nope...I no fall and I don't care. I don't do findings. I answered the post and decided to be friends...if na guy, we go be friends. if na babe, we go be friends...as long as there is mutual respect, comprende?
UyaiIncomparabl:
See this one. He don fall. That's a guy and not a girl. He operates with a female account. Lol. Attention seeker.
RomanceRe: If She Is A Runs Girl... by Heartbender: 11:40am On Aug 18, 2018
At the end, you're the loser. You have a fiancee (not mere babe), you suspect your side piece does other men (either for money or cos she's a nympho), you've been banging her raw and obviously bang your (prolly unsuspecting) girlfriend raw too and your biggest concern is your ego? HIV/AIDS never greet you naim make Greed and pride bury men...and being knavish too
FamilyRe: 11 Things You Should Never Do For Your Girlfriend by Heartbender: 11:21am On Aug 18, 2018
Hahahaha...you have a point, fam. it ain't worth it. I can't possibly do these, at least not now as a grown man. But whatever makes anyone happy, to each his own
PoliticsRe: Trending Photo Of Bornu Youths Queuing Up For PVC In Inec's Office by Heartbender: 11:16am On Aug 18, 2018
Your ignorance would make stupid people look super smart. Take this down before you make a mockery of your ancestral line and bring untold shame to whoever is found hanging around you. Like, can anyone get this dumb? You're really breaking records, dude. Wooooooow
citizenY:
Lawyer for a dime. Real lawyers are in court, not scavenging on estate surveyors jobs and negotiating with omonile.

Stop associating with omonile as it is affecting your temperance. I know Lagos more than you do.

No put one white rag for head and one black cloak dey form lawyer. Your profession na omonile. I was only civil in addressing you as a lawyer. Be honest with yourself.... when last did you address a judge? Going through your profile you are more of a gigolo because na only women you dey follow. Abi your specialty na brothel management?
RomanceRe: My Gateman And My Housemaid Seem To Be A 'thing'. by Heartbender: 11:07am On Aug 18, 2018
Change the gateman or send away the girl. Do a Saraki on them wink
PoliticsRe: Eunice Atuejide Suspended By Party, NIP by Heartbender: 11:04am On Aug 18, 2018
Hahahaha election never start EFCC matter don dey load grin

CareerRe: Which Profession Do You Think Has The Most Rude Set Of People? by Heartbender: 11:02am On Aug 18, 2018
You haven't met tailors...and prostitutes grin
PoliticsRe: Trending Photo Of Bornu Youths Queuing Up For PVC In Inec's Office by Heartbender: 10:56am On Aug 18, 2018
Talking to you is a waste of intellectual discuss. Your parents would have used a condom. Bye
bakila:
Fine words from a former student of Yola Campus. You will complete this interview today.
PoliticsRe: Trending Photo Of Bornu Youths Queuing Up For PVC In Inec's Office by Heartbender: 10:54am On Aug 18, 2018
From new wig to 2 years? Wow...your weed is from the marine spirits
bakila:
Now I know you are an irredeemable young man, whose two years at the bar cannot provide him with sufficient wisdom for public discourse.
PoliticsRe: Trending Photo Of Bornu Youths Queuing Up For PVC In Inec's Office by Heartbender: 10:53am On Aug 18, 2018
At least you acknowledge my profession, criminal. Before you become an ignorant monumental embarrassment to your family, why not bow to superior argument than contemplate who to defraud next after smoking a stash of weed? Have you ever lived in Lagos and witnessed the rising demand of employers on their employees? Do you know how it's hard to get to INEC office at PH but let me educate you, imagine you can get your PVC done the way you can get your National ID card, the South would adjust. Bye
citizenY:
Look at this charge and bail lawyer. .....environmental behavioral patterns..... excludes civic responsibility ..... even if it is a national issue.... You are not making sense. Your bigotry is so acute to the extent that you cannot even express yourself. Please restrict yourself to the omonile craft....don't go near any court.

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