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Because dem no dey follow you dance one corner

OneCorner:
Real slay queens because dem join police

sure bet...if na your village people dey cut your slip, today na today...and you'll see zombies trooping in their numbers. If it were the days of the old testament, fire from above for turn these efulefu ignoramus into one heap of ashes

He's having a hard-on staring at your dp

The real slay queens, literally. Not all these ngbwekes feeling funky with rotten-fish-smell kitten

One room away earlier on the child bride be like

What's funny? If you are not comfy with it it's ok. I just saw PH as your location and felt seeing another NL in town before going back would be bliss

ritylove:
lol

Kindly send a message on whatsapp. See my signature

ritylove:
k

Cos I just got to PH and would like to meet an NL friend sorta

ritylove:
why you wanna know?

Where in PH do you stay?

ritylove:
awhhhhh so romantic..

seeing a man kneel infront of his woman to ask her those 4 words

Drop your location, quantity and phone number

mrvitalis:
I would like a good car dealer with good track record to hit me up On the supply of dyna trucks in good condition

Foreign used or Nigerian used... The state of the car is important... No faults and all

No problem. Only that you have to first upgrade/ update God. You know? We need a new God with a modern narrative. E be like say the owu mmiri wey dey worry you don sniff cele church for your area. Na flog we go flog am comot

The one I have is 1.65m

Austineok:
I need a first body 08 Camry preferably from the owner's possession directly.
My budget is 1.4m. I am buying immediately to resell.

I need it preferably within Ikeja Axis
08083614405
......

The ignorance in this quote is bliss. Lol

mercenary:
If you get oyeh 4 your place and pipu dey drill am 4 free you no go talk rubbish.

Species

autonomous22:
FOOL

Whosoever believes in Buhari or the Nigerian government is from a lineage of dark magic

This is a clear case of acute iberiberism. Foetus deletus

Patrioticooduan:
They are representing Ibos and Biafra, not Nigeria

Cultists...lazy yootz...awa oyeh people

Hehehe...something must kill a man

TwentyOnePilots:
With this your moniker... Heartbender! I hear you oh. You go just bend the girl heart go one corner!

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Your problem shouldn't be your leftover friends. It should be the "senior colleagues" in your university looking for freshers to devour.

Hehehe...amicus

pinkyruledworld:
DLawwww

Na Saraki do am...zombies food don done o


R.I.P to the innocent souls wasted today

This monumental embarrassment has begun his spewing after an alcohol gulping spree. I weep for Nigeria. Imagine the leaders we look up to.

Contact me

bethnals:
Anyone know a reliable supplier?

Check my signature for my number

memories1:
Ok, I've replied your pm. Thanks.

If I contact this nairalander, will she be the enjoyment that will kill me? (since na single mum, I no fear)

The moment it went missing you would have called your bank to block it. However, report to your bank immediately and the transaction and person may be traced.

Soneh:
Please Nairalanders would retrieving my money be possible. My ATM card went missing and this alert by my bank:
"Acct: ******8917The Naira equivalent of USD107.65 has been authorized for theTransaction done onWWW.ALIEXPRESS.COM LONDON GB''
I'm planning on laying the complain to my bank but I would be grateful if anyone would suggest a way I could quickly get back my money because I'm supposed to use that money to run my final year project and time is of essence.

Na audio you dey sell?

Chiwetalu Agu, Nkem Owoh, Pete Edochie, Patience Ozokwuor right now

My cousins can help you. They work for PHEDCo

memories1:
Ok...so I live in this nondescript apartment at Woji, Port Harcourt; where the landlord doesn't bother helping out with issues that come up, it's o.y.o.

My apartment is detached from the compound, due to the heinous bills, I don't think anyone pays. The standard bill issued is 30k/month for a self-contained apartment, it's plain ridiculous. When the prepaid meters were going out, I was not in town, and the landlord for whatever reason, decided not to install any for his property.

Now, there's incessant disconnections and illegal connections everywhere. I'm just tired of the hassles. Long story short, I desperately need a prepaid meter at a moderate rate, the staff I tried to get one from told me 25k. I don't have that abeg. I have school fees of almost 100k to pay.

Please anyone that can help me with this, reach out to me please, I need it badly to have some peace of mind.

People still fight over a human in 2018? I thought that was supposed to be old fashioned?
I just pray the deceased finds rest in the bossom of our Lord Jesus Christ