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Our whatsapp group guy..

I want in on the whatsapp group

CAPSLOCKED:






THE LAST TIME HE EVER SAID OR DID ANYTHING WAS LIKE 3000 YEARS AGO, DURING THE DAYS OF ABRAHAM AND OTHER CAMEL-MILK SUCKING PEOPLE IN HEBREW AND GENESIS.



HE DOESN'T TALK MUCH NOW, OR EVEN AT ALL.
I WONDER IF HE HAS LOST HIS VOICE.

Maybe he died of old age. I wonder if he fathered other children besides Jesus(because this one also died ). At least Kratos has son, seems like a safer investment worshipping Kratos.

dharay99:

....ßo†h.

hey, look! Someone replied! For a moment there I thought my posts were invisible

Heathen:
Any one knows where the timetables are pasted? particularly, department of petroleum engineering?

So no one knows? Or i am just being ignored

Any one knows where the timetables are pasted? particularly, department of petroleum engineering?

voltron:


Do i have to be with clueless Retardeen GEJ before i start noticing how similar he is to BabaGoSlow? Both are slowpokes

it seems one can't criticize Buhari without backlash from internet warriors, GEJ is clueless but Buhari seems no different. Lots of impossible promises made, fooling the Nigerian public.

mmsen:
Religion is all about asserting cultural superiority so as to enslave the mind and gain access to undeserved resources.

yep... Islam is one example, Arab supremacy with religion as its vehicle.

Only one point away from city....wow

What mediatek processor does this phone use?

Anywhere to get custom kernels for the p3

Have an etisalat branded tecno p3 lying around, any ideas on how to root?

WE ACTUALLY HAD A GAME PLAN!!!
Bellerin and Le Coq were Simply sensational!!
Cazorla… what a time to be alive!!!!
Pure ecstacy.

AlfaSeltzer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xdA9fvZqg0

Hyenas are awesome. No mercy. Isn't god great?

Hyenas are ruthless, unlike the big cats like lions that ensure their prey is dead before eating, hyenas will eat their target while its still alive and trying to escape...

Imagine- you're running, behind you a pack of hyenas chasing, constantly taking big chunks of flesh and meat from your body , Hyenas are simply evil. They're also pretty intelligent too, I love them.

wiegraf:
http://allsports.com.gh/football/family-feud-adebayor-accuses-mum-of-juju-sacks-her-from-his-house-id3291777.html

lol

Cazorla starting again despite being in poor form for so long

We're fecking gash. Let's forfeit this season and get the next one started already.

wiegraf:
(Uber-boring, hip series) Tales of the nadir, part 2, episode 1

My mama mentions marriage, the amount of sheer rage radiating from my eyes lets her know she needs thread lightly. So she sighs, changes topic, then bids her time. She'll be back, more subtly perhaps, better prepared. But she'll inevitably fail, again.

It's not like I've tossed the notion of getting married my through a window, so why that response? I simply am a creature of logic. I cannot understand how a woman who was dressing down a female that was in my place (she wasn't even visiting me, but a friend) a year or two ago has the gall to mention marriage to me. This is ignoring all the bull she put me through during my adventures (and misadventures) during my more experimental years. When my pipi put a certain other organ on a pedestal, and decided to dictate to the rest of my body what it should do. Needless to say, we had a talk later that day after I found out about the incident, and her visits are now a lot less frequent. Indeed, when around, she barely comes into the house anymore.

So, she's never actually helped matters, but here she is talking of marriage. She seems to think I should be getting married just for her. To a nice, hand picked waifu by her. I cannot compute this level of selfishness. These asinine traditions. Daring to suggest importing one from whichever service for me. I don't get it, there's a market this people go to buy these women?! And that's it, two strangers, then happily ever after?!

Wait, don't answer that. My bahdt. I mean, even my brother, not so long ago....

Anyways, why this episode? Because I was again discussing with some dude, one I mentioned earlier sometime somewhere, who's married to his 15 year old with 2 kids, about various things. He too going on about how 'aure yana da dadi'. His wife's traveled and now that he's smoking weed and apprehensive of the impending munchies, what to do? Apparently little waifu would have solved his issue with open, loving arms and a plate of tuwo. But now, what to do?

This being the same punk that never really exactly sprints home from work. Whenever he can, ie whenever he fancies his chances of catching me in a reasonably tolerable mood, he's at my place smoking weed and popping pills like the cookie monster till as late as he can manage. Why he can't do that in his own house? Oho. I mean, I don't even smoke weed...

TBC, maybe. And there's a point, maybe

I'm not sure what I just read, so, I'm switching back to my pourne tab and mastubating again.

Jilboob
JilBoob
Jil's- Boobs
BOOBS
Oh my
I have WOOD

Acidosis:
Africans are bad for Africa.

Mind you, serious minded Christians are more concerned about Salvation of souls, rapture and life after death. They do not carry Africa on their heads.

These people should evacuate Africa then. They are simply wasting space and resources.

Deepfreezer: true bro. if iheanacho can play for man city senior team why can't he play for Nigeria? jordon ibe of liverpoolfc is a wonderful midfielder. keshi should fly to England meet this guys one on one talk to them and convince them on playing for fatherland.

The average Nigerian knows what needs to be done but not these sheet house coaching staff! They need to be out there, tapping him up, selling the idea of playing for his father's home country to him, but they are not, because they don't have a clue on what needs to be done.
Jordan Ibe looks brilliant at such a young age, sensational talent.

AfricaMagic: [size=18pt]Why are Nigerians sad? Didn't you ask for FEDERAL CHARACTER in the Super Eagles? This is what you get when you take out your best squad because you don't want Igbos to dominate when it is the sad truth that they are the pillars of sport in Nigeria. They won you the nation's cup and you hatefully call them BIAFRAN EAGLES. Enjoy your federal character o, or maybe Keshi should pick one player from each state to balance the equation [/size]

Go somewhere else and be a mango, patna.

sayisayi: That game was bullshit...no tactics, no teamwork, no plan.

This team is woeful and the players and coaching staff must take responsibility.

Super Eagles....letting niggers down since 1998.

It is though our players do not realise that football is a cerebral and physical game. NO football intelligence.


We play it like we are unable to know how to manipulate ball, space and opponents to create goal scoring chances.

No link up play, no fast movement of the ball, just long ball, hope and punt ish...

Dat AFCON na pure one touch/juju/missing penis accomplishment.

SO MUCH TRUTH IN THIS COMMENT.
God dammit, I wish I could like your comment 500 times!
This team plays disjointed, they lack ideas, not a single creative bone in any of them, none can split a defence with a through ball.

They don't understand the concept of pass and move, they simply hoof the ball into the air and hope something happens. I wonder what their IQ is because they are exceedingly daft!

Its shocking that a country with 170 million+ people can't produce better than this. Football is the sport the country focuses the most on and yet we suck really bad at it, unbelievable!

hugafella: PLS WHAT'S THE IMPLICATION OF A DRAW OOOOOOOOO!!

Implications; a country of 170 000 000, with a focus on football only, can do no better than this 22 man squad of utter, daft, brainless, sidemen! This team is filled with unintelligible footballers constantly making poor decisions.
We should bin these "football workers" and promote the exciting under 17 boys, and such a young age they are already superior to these cunts.

On a side note: why isn't Iheanacho in this squad, impressed a lot during Man city's friendlies and is already technical and Football brain wise superior to these lot!

The team play like amateurs, honestly think the u17 team would embarrass them if they played against them... Simply no creativity, no vision, no urgency, no movement..

Keky: Alexis Work rate is out of this world, damn!!!!!!

The man is a Beast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We're getting Adrien Rabiot....
Never seen him play before.
Hope he's good.

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GIROUD!!

RAMSEY!!

CAZORLA!!