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marshalcarter:
Lwkmd ooo





Oga...no be mouth....ur 10 no reach me half for handsome...allah

yeah, of course you should be competing with dem ba... mr handsome

Sassybae:
Where were u wen sandra ws luking 4guys 2upload dia pix, [img][/img]dat wud av bin a betta place 2post dis

smiles

firstEVA:
wow! wow!! I like your confidence sha, hopefully in your next life, you will be handsome.

btw ur dress sense is awful

that's how they behave while blushing, never mind her tho

YourMain:
What ?

olosho

Teempakguy:
I am not gay, man.

ode

YourMain:
Lol poor baby.

just stop falling already i'll only beep and clean mouth

Teempakguy:
3/4 of those pics aren't selfies.

Your friend is more handsome than you are.

Soon, you will receive the bashing of your life.


Cheers!

i knew gays were ganna visit, but your specimen ehn.. chaii

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the way chaps and lasses uploads selfies these days is beyond norms.. nairaland have now seems to become instagram.. so, i decided to upload mine as well for you guys to commend/comment on.. obviously the cutest on nairaland. check out my latest selfies below... to the ladies.. [color=#990000][/color] though i have flocks of em already, but i can accomodate more. chuckles.

[color=#990000][/color] shouting out to all the July borns (nairalander) which I'm obviously not excluded... it's perhaps the best month amongst all months. month of joy, success, breakthrough and good opportunities... to all the July borns, post here.. whatever you want from God and you shall get it... believe me... haters can just keep calm and watch

demmy0325:
... Was expecting to see sm sort of protest from you... Buh i think all the same...


Its helpin the ministry... Nice to see someone copying Ur work... I will quote that mumu to give U credit...

protest? he won't... you know why? cause he copied it as well

demmy0325:
.. Hey.. You dnt just copy someone's work without givin credit.. ..


And am sure U didnt get it from this forum...

bros, go ahead and finish your sentence... where then did I get it?

tosyne2much:
OP, I throway salute ooooo




Tallesty1, I hail u oooooo




Teempakguy, how ur side ?

if only you didn't copy it from someone else...

You may call this female bashing post, but that does not stop
it’s the bitter truth in its unclothedness
My encounter with both of them has made me understand they
are both synonymous in nature.
Without wasting time. Now let’s analyze what these people
share in common
1. Late Coming Attitude
If there’s a robbery operation somewhere and you inform the
police to come take charge, they will come immediately the
robbers must have gone and will start firing guns, tear gas and
will start arresting pedestrians. To the ladies, you invite them on
a date and they will show up when the waiters are almost
driving you out of the eatery or hotel
2. They Are Indecisive
Yes they are both indecisive. Take for example, policemen
arrested you for something you were not guilty of, and they
swore with their lives that not even President Buhari will make
them let go off you. They same people will later reach an
agreement with you on a condition that you should endeavour to
dance to their tune. To the Ladies, they may be dating a guy and
they must have sworn with their lives that only death can
separate them. The same ladies will dump your a$$ for a guy
the barely know probably because of his financial standings
3. They Become Unnecessarily Friendly To The Rich
We don’t need T. B Joshua to tell us that, these people love
money to the extent that, If you are that broke guy aspiring to be
the best amongst your equals. Even if you are a PhD holder and
you are poor, these people can make you attempt suicide
because they are quick to ridicule and mouth trash you even if
you are on your right; but the moment they notice you are rich,
they will start laughing hysterically at every word that comes out
of your mouth, even if you are as boring as Bob Manuel Udoku
4. They Are Both At Receiving End
Just we know that our policemen men are always at the
receiving end, so are our ladies. Take for example, a policeman
visits you; he expects you to at least squeeze some naira notes
into his pocket, and when you visit him; he still expects you to do
the same. So are many ladies too. When they visit you they
expect you to pay for their fare, else, they tag you “Stingy guy”,
and when you visit them, they will expect you to at least drop
some amount of money as per se you be guy.
5. They Easily Suspect A person And Jump To Conclusion
I guess you might have at a point in time been hara$$ed by
policemen who had no evidence against you, yet inflicted pains
on you. Take for example, you drove your pop’s car and
policemen stopped you at the junction. After presenting the
documents of the car to them and conspicuously, they found out
that the car actually belongs to your dad not you. They will still
keep insisting that you actually stole the car. To the ladies, they
will read your chat history and quickly presume you are dating a
lady who enjoys chatting with you, even without seeing
flirtacious messages
6. They Are Easily Deceived
Yes ladies and policemen always claim they are too smart to be
deceived, but I can tell you that If you know your way, you can
deceive them and throw them into a state of discombobulation.
7. They Are Not Appreciative In Nature
By default, both of them are not appreciative. Why I said both of
them are not appreciative in nature is that, if you give a
policeman a sum of money today, and you refuse to give them
money tomorrow, he will never remember that you actually gave
him some money yesterday. To the ladies, they believe that
every favour done to them is your duty as a man. You may give
a lady some millions of naira today, if she picks up quarrel with
you tomorrow, she may start saying ” what have you even done
that a man has not done before? ”
8. They Flirt
The syndrome of flirting runs in the veins of both of them. A
policeman will at the end of working hours chill at a local pepper
soup joint flirting with ladies who are old enough to be his
daughter. To the ladies, they may have boyfriends but will still
be flirting under the cloak of “I can not put all my eggs in one
basket”
9. They Operate Effectively At Night
Yes they operate effectively at night. You will see police road
block @ night stopping trailers and vehicle to get money from
them, so as some ladies who display their body @ night waiting
for sugar daddies to parade them. Aren’t they synonymous ?
10. Fell free to add yours
Have fun

shugga:
I mean that sexually active man that will stay true and faithful to one woman.

Intelligent, cool headed, presentable, responsible and command respect, neat and focused. Most importantly have the fear of God in him not just going religious.

Drinks moderately, doesn't batter women but strive to talked through every issue. Have deep genuine love for his family (especially his immediate family).

Mr perfect? as if there's any Babe with such virtue...

Bisjosh:
Ending a call without notifying the other party is simply been rude

can't she call back to confirm why he ended the call without notifying? it's all obvious that the guy been dulling for her, and always beg her whenever there is a misunderstanding... nigga learn how to be aggressive, and let her know the extent of ish you take

Bisjosh:
Ending a call without notifying the other party is simply been rude

arrrg! rude my foot.... can't she call back to confirm why he ended the call without notifying? it's all obvious that the guy been dulling for her, and always beg her whenever there is a misunderstanding... nigga learn how to be aggressive, and let her know the extent of ish you take

calling her continuously will only make her ego boost more. you just ignore her, she'll definitely come back knocking... babes and 'em stupid shakara... shioo...

ajahexcel:
It was a tragic Friday as 11 students of the Olabisi Onabanjo University , Ago-Iwoye, Ogun State, and another passenger, died in an auto crash along Sagamu-Benin Expressway on Friday.oou accident scene images


A witness disclosed that the crash occurred at Ilishan area of Remo Local Government of the state, as a result of an head-on-collision between a truck and a Mazda bus conveying the students from Ijebu area to Lagos.

He said the crash occurred because the truck with registration number Lagos, BDG 779 XE, drove against the traffic, before ramming the oncoming Mazda bus with registration number, XV 311 MUS, killing all its occupants.

An officer of the Ogun State Traffic Compliance and Enforcement Agency, Tommy Hamzat, who said he was at the scene of the crash, confirmed the claim.
“I was coming from Sagamu side and saw the accident, I had to hurriedly park my car, run there to see if the passengers could be rescued but unfortunately all the occupants were dead including the driver,” he said.

“The bus is facing Lagos, though; I don’t know where it was coming from. The container truck with no load in it was coming from Sagamu side but was driving against the traffic and that resulted in the collision which eventually claimed the lives of the innocent people,” he explained.

The police later recovered the truck for investigation, while the driver of the truck was said to have fled to avoid being mobbed by angry citizens.

When contacted, the Commander of the TRACE in Sagamu, Kehinde Arode, and the Ogun State Police Public Relations, Muyiwa Adejobi, confirmed the incident, with further affirmation that the police will commence investigation into the matter especially at getting the owner of the truck and subsequent arrest of the fleeing driver

SOURCE: NIGERIAN UNIVERSITY SCHOLARSHIPS WEBSITE
https://twitter.com/9jascholarship/status/614716237570945024

did they die?

she do wrong you dey beg her, kontinu...

ahamonyeka:
Walai
That waistd go sweet from behind.

this your pic tho... when you no be zouma...

can only tend to embark on this, if only she promises me sex..

he drank it abi he drank it abi

I traced all tho... nothing hard to the witticism's chaps... trust me, dullards will find it hard... only God knows how they were created hooo haaa

listen... if she truly loves you.. she wouldn't have tend on such treacherous act... do me a favor... give the mo'er-fucker a black card... there are flocks of fishes in the water... would you mind dating a fish

;Deliminated?... definitely it's for a reason... tell her to improve on her weak aspects... to avoid another grief

icekream:
And you put this shii under romance section, usw?

where is it supposed to be?

A man named Akinbobola Taiwo Oluwa was caught having sex
with a goat in Ogun state.
One word for this man… men sha

falcao is flop, even before he came to utd

the last pic tho, him dey look the guy, this definitely must have been browsing through her mind, ''' see as this mumu dey look "

silverdam:
This her husband sef, i dunno. I love Mercy Johnson cos she's from my home town. Kogi state.....

Happy family

my fellow kogite