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Original writer: Tosyne2much

Email: Tosyne2much@yahoo.com

who said you're not the original writer? Smiles, i smell something fishy

zaragal:
U will jst die on top my case...mumu

Imagine the wor wor he goat na him cum comment for my post, u dey mad??...Abeg dem swear dash u ni??

careғυl now, don’т leт yoυr вraιnѕ go тo yoυr нead…

zaragal:
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вяαιηs αяεη’т εvεяүтнιηg. ιη ғαcт, ιη үσυя cαsε тнεү’яε ησтнιηg…

vizkiz:
furcking this chick is on my TO DO list.

Why are these hoes quoting me cuz I typed what I wanna do? So I should furck your broke ass(es) instead
Mehn, I am not even lucky, the girls sef are so ugly

your to-do list?

vizkiz:
furcking this chick is on my TO DO list.  

Why are these hoes quoting me cuz I typed what I wanna do? So I should furck your broke ass(es) instead
 Mehn, I am not even lucky, the girls sef are so ugly  
your to-do list? 

vizkiz:
furcking this chick is on my TO DO list.

Why are these hoes quoting me cuz I typed what I wanna do? So I should furck your broke ass(es) instead
Mehn, I am not even lucky, the girls sef are so ugly

your to-do list? forget it MOER-FUCKER, next time you're coming to this world. make sure you come with a good fortune.. don't mean to offend.. but that's it

This must be his thought “see wetin my pikin go enjoy” Lol

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IamRespected:
Op went to bank and startee snapping people's ukwus, I swear mad men dy 9ja wella

many are mad but few are roaming

firstEVA:
exactly, i have more than that

after reading this, i rushed to check your profile. But no pic. Do me a favor, upload yours and lemme rate it

no way i'm ganna read that gibberish... No, never. Lah read lah bend

Oyind17:
I didn't get you sir

kkkkk i understand.. Chaiii english hard

Oyind17:
OK

do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Though throughly she actually does have a boyfriend

What about the '' i love you. But i've a boyfriend, can't we just be best friends''? And then when signs are showing that you're relenting, she start craving and questing for your attention. And when you come back, she gives that lame punch lines again. Presently experiencing such.. I'm in a state of delimma.

vizkiz:
so you preffer a guy with a job who will later spend all his cash on you at th end of each month right?

You reason like a hungry broke girl to me.

and what is she?

misspicy:
See me here


On a serious note i just discovered how to know a virgin boy yesterday,my co worker is 25 and a virgin,he told me buh i did see d signals before....

1)they are mostly shy and dnt talk abt sex

2) they are always loving that is they show more love to their gfs

3) they feel heartbroken if their relationship doesnt work,its always hard for them to move on.

4)they are mostly polite to females and guys



Modified

They would nvr talk about it unless you are very close to them

taaaaaaaah! Iffa crape your leg... I find it hard getting over an unsuccessful relationship, very hard... Same with that 4. In fact i possess al these calibre listed.. But i've lash, distroy, bleep, assault, invade and burst not less than 25 different pussies. So stop talking outta idea

wristbangle:
Bro, there are reasons why a lady may stop seeing a guy which are;

1. She is in love with someone else

2. She is back to her EX

3. You are not in her league financially and morally

4. Maybe your character is dis pleasing her and your outward appearance (vocabulary, mouth odour etc) is not appealing to her.


My advice is move on brother. Go and make money. U will see the magic of huge influx ladies parading your life. No grubbing lady is worth dying for.

Have a nice day.

see as bros add salt for wound... Kikikikiki

Theyveedo:
Give her the space she wants. If she's really into u she will come back when her head is cleared. Stop buggin her with calls n messages cos that will make u loose ur self worth n most likely get u friendzoned.

op that's it. follow his prescription, probably the agreeable, perceptible and cognizant advice so far

ZedX9:
[color=#150000]You're a big fool.
First of all, you're a hopeless goat for your brain not to have registered the fact that the girl in question is tired of you. She said you should stop seeing each other and further proposed that you end all means of communication. . . what does that tell you? For fvck's sake she severed ties with you, dumbo. That means she's no longer interested in you, in the relationship. Its left for you to wisen up, take up the mantle and move on or continue mourning your loss. Your choice.[/color]

do you know this lady in question? Is she your crush? You've plans on her? Is that guy your competitor? An ex? Or were you the one she brole up with? The advice you gave this moer-fucker got me bilwildered. Oga sneh you wicked ooo

Tallesty1:
She is tired of seeing guys, even you so what do you want us to advice?

Maybe she has seen that the friendship is heading to where she doesn't like or maybe she has started seeing another guy.

It is possible.

I will pack well if I were you because it is pointless forcing yourself on people who don't care.

oooops! You disclosed it heartlessly, chaii... Seeing another guy. Now that moer-fucker will commit suicide

manchibabe:
Get some dignity girl, if he really is drifting away, let him drift away but don't let your dignity do the same
@ godsonadex
r u saying i just let him drift like water without making any attempt

you're so much exhibiting the sisi calibre. What's wrong with you? Hw who doesn't want you in your life doesn't deserve your attntion, if he wants to go let him go.. Have some dignity as a female, be strong. Oh! God so anoying

Riwo11:
There is a time when you meet a guy that makes your heart beat faster and your palms sweat. You KNOW you can’t stop thinking about him, but how to make him think about you?


#Be yourself... If you want this guy to notice you for something, let that something be the real you, not someone made up. Guys aren't stupid; he will find out that you are faking it as soon as you get tired of pretending to be his dream girl. What will happen then? He might not like what he sees.


#Believe in yourself... Tell yourself: I can do it, I am good enough! Believe what you are saying, everyone is equal, you deserve the best. Are you too shy and don’t know how to “promote” yourself? Here is a tip: We all have some good qualities, so, think about yours. Maybe you have a great smile? Use it to your advantage. Do you have a great sense of humour? Then use it! Guys appreciate humour as much as girls do! Try to make him laugh as much as you can, think the joke over before you say it though!


#Express yourself... Express yourself through your appearance. Always look your best when around him! Dressing well, smelling sweet and looking fresh does the trick. Have your own unique look, wear a little makeup, dress in your own style, express yourself through your appearance. Unique people seem to go by noticed, so therefore, if you express your individuality he is bound to think about you..


#Smile... Smiles should be sincere and not forced, guys can’t resist a sweet, warm smile, so use yours! Do not force it, let it come naturally. Whether you like your smile or not, it is a good way to catch someone’s eye. Give him your winning smile; he won’t be able to keep it off his mind.


#Analyse... Listen to him. If you remember details and names he mentions you will come off as a caring person. Notice things about him others don’t, he will start to wonder why you pay so much attention. Of course, be sure not to overdo this, you may come off as a ‘stalker’


#Play hard to get... Playing hard to get can be risky, never go overboard with this little trick. You don’t want to present yourself as too available; he will begin to miss your company. He may start to wonder why he misses your company, or why you can’t always hang out with him. If this trick is done correctly, you will surely be on his mind.


#Lips... Lick and bite your lips! While you are talking to the guy that you like, wet your lips with the tip of your tongue without sticking it out. Biting it from side to side may tempt him to kiss you! As per usual, be sure not to overdo this, he may think there is something wrong with you…


#Be mysterious... Don’t reveal too much information about yourself straight away… keep him guessing! Try to be mysterious; he will be dying to know more about you. A little trick you may find handy: Act like you are about to tell him something, but then ‘change your mind’ and don’t tell him. You will leave him wondering about what you where going to say.


#Don’t try too hard... Trying too hard may lead him to thinking you are easy. Take time to hang out with your friends and enjoy some alone-time. Don’t be clingy! If you’re not always with him, this will actually give him time to think about you.
Think about it, you don’t constantly think about your friend if they are right there next to you, do you? -If none of this works, don’t assume there’s something wrong with you!


Plenty of girls have been there loads of times and it’s almost never your fault! If a certain guy doesn't like you for you then he’s obviously not the right guy for you. He may just think of you as a close friend. Don’t stress over it.

Source: http://www.riseup247.com/2015/05/10-ways-to-make-guy-think-about-you.html

,,,,,, brothers in the ministry, that trick fucking works like magic i swear, you've be excessively smart to slip away from these tricks, i'm a living witness. That's how one of my babes treated me, she bahaves according to these ways, and i've feel deeply inlove with her. Girls are getting extremely wise, same way with lads. Observe

Randyhot:
..such tantrums over a piece of information...boy?!

Randyhot:
..such tantrums over a piece of information...boy?!

kikikikikikiki lwkmd.. Why yah all heartless? This poor moer-fucker wasted so much time discovering this post.. Moreover, wasted so much time on posting it. Ahn ahn be considerate lah

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dharay99:

ohk, maybe yhu Neva learn finish,
U s†ill cuminq up...

smiles... Moer-fucker you haven't replied my text... You ain't a sissy, are you? You woke up the other side of me, you should stick to it nemesis