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RomanceRe: Lmào! Pick Øne (picture) by hebenezher(m): 4:02pm On Sep 27, 2015
halfrica:
Reasons why u cheat a yoruba man cheats on any girl from any race of life every girl in the world has got issues wit yoruba men
Ever wondered why most hollywood women are gettin married to igbo men av never seen an hollywood babe with a yoruba man as her husband kilode
Una get issues abeg
M even yoruba bt i speak on behalf of all women grin
speaking from her pathetic experience.... never knew kolade could dump you tho
RomanceRe: Gbam! See Gobe (read..... by hebenezher(op): 11:36am On Sep 27, 2015
'em dey envy my cuteness... Berra go confront God
RomanceRe: Gbam! See Gobe (read..... by hebenezher(op): 7:03pm On Sep 26, 2015
Ain't lying tho.. Well, believe me to your own peril.. Ain't give a fly f**k... Where is this dog.. Mtewww bingo
RomanceGbam! See Gobe (read..... by hebenezher(op): 5:38pm On Sep 26, 2015
Lmfao.. Egbami ooo. I approached her, and expressed my feelings to her, then she started playing hard to get, which i really despise so much, i don't take forming from girl. I'm a high esteemed fella. Therefore, i ignored and went on with my life ( me wey get 5 girlfriends na im 1 moer-fucker go dey puff and bend yansh for me) mtchhhew! To cut the story short, i was chilling out with one of ma monikers romantically yesterday, suddenly she called me outta their midst with distress all over her, she said: christopher, you approached me and now you're with another girl, she was already crying. Lobatan. The nagged away, this morning she text me on whatsapp saying, '' i broke her heart'' i said '' No, Never. She said'' you didn't even fight to have me'' my reply was well, you didn't give me a weapon.. There she started pleading. Pals na bleeping next ooo... It's good to be handsome girls flow around me like say i dey use jaz.. Ahn ahn
RomanceShe's Asking For My Mum's Number by hebenezher(op): 11:34pm On Sep 23, 2015
My bae, love her pieces. We met in school, and started dating. But she ain't coming back, cause she just secured an admission into another tertiary, our next meeting have no specific time, we can't even say our selves, we've discussed about being being with each other in the future. Actually she has a homebase boyfriend, she told me their relationship isn't that strong, that it's just like they're joking and having fun, that he always tell the guy they can never be with each other in the future. That she always tell the guy that their both with soon break up. I need an advice on that. The funniest thing now is that she's asking for ma mom's number, she talks with my sinblings and ma mum through ma phone thou.. What do you guys think about this relationship, ion wanna put much mind in it, but seems it's becoming serious than i thought.. Advice needed please, and thanks in anticipation
RomanceRe: She's Hurting Me, Advice Please! by hebenezher(op): 5:50pm On Sep 05, 2015
nigga I'm sorry... wrote it haste... I ain't getting myself... hope others can read and comprehend... I'm sorry pals..... moreover, I seems to have made the mistake of allowing her knows how much I love her.. she's always tend to do things that gets me upset.. to her she's having fun... pals, what to do?
RomanceShe's Hurting Me, Advice Please! by hebenezher(op): 5:40pm On Sep 05, 2015
this is what I'm going through: we had a misunderstanding, the cause really was that I didn't call her just for a whole day, she normally seems to get upset and tryna avoid me whenever I behave as if i don't have her time. so I called late in the night around 10pm, her phone rang and the next thing she did is switched off her phone. then the second day around 12pm she sent me an sms, but I replied her with a blasting text, which I told her I'm different from other guys that follow her around like pigs, that I truly love her, but if she wants to be behaving like, then to hell with love and told her that to hell with whatever she stands for, actually I blasted her cause that wasn't the first time she did what she did. after all these, she called I didn't pick, then she text me on whatsapp saying "thanks for the message, that she loves it" especially the "to hell with whatever she stands for, that was why she called. I ignored the message and gave her space of a week, I decided to get her upset so upload females pictures and status inserting other femAles names. which I think got her angry, she started updating status saying she doesn't care about, nagging all sort. so yesterday I typed her, she didn't reply, then I asked why she ignored it she asked if it hurts, I said No. pals, she's been behaving stupidly, updating males name on her status and uploading pictures with her male friends, she's really doing poo presently. avoiding me. I decided to ask if the relationship is still on or has ended. guys, she wouldn't reply to that question instead she will twist it and says she's busy.. I'm tired, I love her.. the way she's behaving might just make me move on with someone else, which of don't want to.. while chatting with her, she update a status saying, "have you ever looked at someone and just gets annoyed? " I don't just Know what to do. whenever I tell her to stop all these, she asks whether it's hurting me or not. well, av decided to leave whatsapp and let her do her poo for sometimes.. I mean she's too arrogant, she plays mind games, she's from Benin. while this fight is ongoing she told me, I'm fun to chat with but not fun to be with, cause I'm already getting upset with her on whatsapp. I need advice pals, whether to ignore her and move on. moreover, she told me, she didn't get hurt while I was behaving that way, but she does get hurt I know, I've given given her several excuses, but she's adamant on behaving that way. advice please. she told me to be careful next time on what I do, and be cohere with handfoot people, I don't get,it. actually while chycking her she told me she has a boyfriend at home but said she loves me.. initially, I thought of testing her, and told her maybe we end the relationship, she said owk... the next day while we were chatting she said she's beginning to like me, ah asked whether she's decided to be with d guy, she said I should stop talking out of idea, that their relationship isn't that serious, and that she always tell him she can't marry him... lately while I was begging her, she said so I don't like to be played on, that what about the person I played on.. advice please
RomanceThat Awkward Moment, When You See Your Dad Bleeping Your Mum by hebenezher(op): 1:05pm On Sep 04, 2015
cheesy grin dead awkward Huh? that awkward moment, when you work in your papa's room and see them lashing / bleeping... as in concrete banging.. they saw you and then quickly change position... lwkmd ... ah know most you must had the awkward experience, share with newbies
RomanceRe: Discuss Your Relationshp Issues Here With Mature Minds. by hebenezher(m): 3:06pm On Aug 31, 2015
Toks2008:
I would like to know your age and hers as well as the duration of the affair.
Thanks
I'm 20 she's 18.. we have been together now for a month or 2
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Wont Let Her Ex's Go by hebenezher(m): 10:25am On Aug 31, 2015
waley007:
Everytim i have problem with my girlfriend concerning her exes.she just wont let them go.we both love each other bt we ar in a distant relationship.she introduced me to her parent and my parent luv her too,moreso we plan to get married.
Anytime we have issues,she talks to her ex,somtime last year,i got her voice notes with one of her ex in another town and they were both romantic on phone,we fought over this and i forgave her,we had issues last week and i paid her a suprise visit bt to my dismay,she talked to another ex of hers for about 30mins the night before my visit and she also called him about 1hr before we met the second day,remember she didnt know i was coming,the guy kept calling her numba,i pressurised her to call her ex in my presense and end any conversation that may happen again but she refused.
Her family loves me and even her dad calls me,they see me as their inlaw,am thinking of quiting the relationship,what do i do..her exes has always bin our problem and yet she loves me.am just tired
this is just so unreasonable, nigga? abeg, do me one favour,











































send her parking.
RomanceSighs! She's Behaving Weird.. Advice Needed Please by hebenezher(op): 8:38am On Aug 31, 2015
this is what I'm going through: we had a misunderstanding, the cause really was that I didn't call her just for a whole day, she normally seems to get upset and tryna avoid me whenever I behave as if i don't have her time. so I called late in the night around 10pm, her phone rang and the next thing she did is switched off her phone. then the second day around 12pm she sent me an sms, but I replied her with a blasting text, which I told her I'm different from other guys that follow her around like pigs, that I truly love her, but if she wants to be behaving like, then to hell with love and told her that to hell with whatever she stands for, actually I blasted her cause that wasn't the first time she did what she did. after all these, she called I didn't pick, then she text me on whatsapp saying "thanks for the message, that she loves it" especially the "to hell with whatever she stands for, that was why she called. I ignored the message and gave her space of a week, I decided to get her upset so upload females pictures and status inserting other femAles names. which I think got her angry, she started updating status saying she doesn't care about, nagging all sort. so yesterday I typed her, she didn't reply, then I asked why she ignored it she asked if it hurts, I said No. pals, she's been behaving stupidly, updating males name on her status and uploading pictures with her male friends, she's really doing shit presently. avoiding me. I decided to ask if the relationship is still on or has ended. guys, she wouldn't reply to that question instead she will twist it and says she's busy.. I'm tired, I love her.. the way she's behaving might just make me move on with someone else, which of don't want to.. while chatting with her, she update a status saying, "have you ever looked at someone and just gets annoyed? " I don't just Know what to do. whenever I tell her to stop all these, she asks whether it's hurting me or not. well, av decided to leave whatsapp and let her do her shit for sometimes.. I mean she's too arrogant, she plays mind games, she's from Benin. while this fight is ongoing she told me, I'm fun to chat with but not fun to be with, cause I'm already getting upset with her on whatsapp. I need advice pals, whether to ignore her and move on. moreover, she told me, she didn't get hurt while I was behaving that way, but she does get hurt I know, I've given given her several excuses, but she's adamant on behaving that way. advice please. she told me to be careful next time on what I do, and be cohere with handfoot people, I don't get
RomanceRe: Discuss Your Relationshp Issues Here With Mature Minds. by hebenezher(m): 8:18am On Aug 31, 2015
e's is what I'm going through: we had a misunderstanding, the cause really was that I didn't call her just for a whole day, she normally seems to get upset and tryna avoid me whenever I behave as if of don't have her time. so I called late in the night around 10pm, her phone rang and the next thing she did is switched off her phone. then the second day around 12pm she so my me an sms, but I replied her with a blasting text, which I told her I'm different from other guys that follow her around like pigs, that I trully love her, but if she wants to be behaving like, then to hell with love and told her that to hell with whatever she stands for, actually I insulted her cause that wasn't the first time she did what she did. after all these, she called I didn't pick, then she text me on whatsapp saying "thanks for the message, that she loves it" especially the "to hell with whatever she stands for, that was why she called. I ignored the message and gave her of a week, I decided to get her upset and upload females pictures and status inserting other femAles names. which I think got her angry, she started updating status saying she doesn't care about, nagging all sort. so yesterday I typed her, she didn't reply, then I asked why she ignored it she asked if it hurts, I said No. pals, she's been behaving stupidly, updating males name on her status and uploading pictures with her male friends, she's really doing shit presently. avoiding me. I decided to ask if the relationship is still on or has ended. guys, she wouldn't reply to that question instead she will twist it and says she's busy.. I'm tired, I love her.. the way she's behaving might just make me move on with someone else, which of don't wish to.. while chatting with her, she update a status saying, "have you ever looked at someone and just gets annoyed? " I'm just Know what to do. whenever I tell her to stop all these, she asks whether it's hurting me or not. well, av decided to leave whatsapp and let her do her shit for sometimes.. I mean she's too arrogant, she plays mind games, she's from Benin. while this fight is ongoing she told me, I'm fun to chat with but not fun to be with, cause I'm already getting upset with her on whatsapp. I need advice pals, whether to ignore her and move on. moreover, she told me, she didn't get hurt while I was behaving that way, but she does get hurt I know, I've given given her several excuses, but she's adamant on behaving that way. advice please
RomanceRe: Discuss Your Relationshp Issues Here With Mature Minds. by hebenezher(m): 8:17am On Aug 31, 2015
kinda much pals. here's is what I'm going through: we had a misunderstanding, the cause really was that I didn't call her just for a whole day, she normally seems to get upset and tryna avoid me whenever I behave as if of don't have her time. so I called late in the night around 10pm, her phone rang and the next thing she did is switched off her phone. then the second day around 12pm she so my me an sms, but I replied her with a blasting text, which I told her I'm different from other guys that follow her around like pigs, that I trully love her, but if she wants to be behaving like, then to hell with love and told her that to hell with whatever she stands for, actually I insulted her cause that wasn't the first time she did what she did. after all these, she called I didn't pick, then she text me on whatsapp saying "thanks for the message, that she loves it" especially the "to hell with whatever she stands for, that was why she called. I ignored the message and gave her of a week, I decided to get her upset and upload females pictures and status inserting other femAles names. which I think got her angry, she started updating status saying she doesn't care about, nagging all sort. so yesterday I typed her, she didn't reply, then I asked why she ignored it she asked if it hurts, I said No. pals, she's been behaving stupidly, updating males name on her status and uploading pictures with her male friends, she's really doing shit presently. avoiding me. I decided to ask if the relationship is still on or has ended. guys, she wouldn't reply to that question instead she will twist it and says she's busy.. I'm tired, I love her.. the way she's behaving might just make me move on with someone else, which of don't wish to.. while chatting with her, she update a status saying, "have you ever looked at someone and just gets annoyed? " I'm just Know what to do. whenever I tell her to stop all these, she asks whether it's hurting me or not. well, av decided to leave whatsapp and let her do her shit for sometimes.. I mean she's too arrogant, she plays mind games, she's from Benin. while this fight is ongoing she told me, I'm fun to chat with but not fun to be with, cause I'm already getting upset with her on whatsapp. I need advice pals, whether to ignore her and move on. moreover, she told me, she didn't get hurt while I was behaving that way, but she does get hurt I know, I've given given her several excuses, but she's adamant on behaving that way. advice please
RomanceRe: What Will You Do If You Find Your Maid In Your Room Dressed Like This? by hebenezher(m): 6:52am On Aug 21, 2015
bebene:
if u are asking what you should do, that means you have something bad in your mind.

i will shout at her and tell her to go out and the next time i see her dressed like that, she should consider herself fired.
who be this? angry
bebene:
if u are asking what you should do, that means you have something bad in your mind.

i will shout at her and tell her to go out and the next time i see her dressed like that, she should consider herself fired.
who be this?
RomanceFirst Relationship /first Love by hebenezher(op): 8:05am On Aug 16, 2015
kinda oso.. share your views bsessed and little aback with this, I need better elucidation please. does your first relationship means your love? I meant, can your second relationship be your first love? does is really it really means that the first relationship you engage in is your first love? well, to my understanding and thinking it's No. cause, seriousness matters. if your first relationship is not serious and if you both ain't that committed like the second one, there might not be first love. and more over intimacy matters, like first kiss
RomanceHeart Broken! Advice This Guy by hebenezher(op): 8:44am On Jul 29, 2015
there's this babe I just hooked up to in school(dating), I really love her so so much. there are lot of guys who has approached her and got declined, ( with the excuse that she has a boyfriend at home) surprisingly, I logged in, and she accepted me as school lovers. but now, she leaving for another tertiary institution, to study another course of her dream. the school she's leaving for, that's where her home boyfriend attends, I'm so confused. I asked her if we could still be lovers when she gets there? she said "sure/yes". I said can she keep it? she said " not can I keep it, but can we keep it.. I told her I can. she said same, that God will see us through .. I asked if she will continue dating the guy when she gets there, she said "she doesn't know" mates I'm confused. why then did she accepted me while she knows she has a boyfriend? I asked if she will ever break my heart, she said "No" I asked her to promise. she did. even told me she will be coming sometimes to greet her sis, I asked if I can always come over to visit her she said I can.. I'm confused, I asked her whether she wants to be with that her boyfriend in the future she said "No"... she's a complete decent girl that any guy will wanna marry. ion know what to do.. now, I wanna know how important I'm to her, I wanna tell her that, if she can't leave the guy for me, then I'm ready to leave him for the guy, I want her to choose between me and the guy... I don't believe in distant relationship, especially when she and the guy are both in the same tertiary... I love her so much, I need advice pals.. I really need, I'm hurt.. I can't even get myself.. please fellow nairalanders
RomanceRe: She Said Kisding Ain't A Normal Thing. Confused! by hebenezher(op): 10:00pm On Jul 22, 2015
Frankicent:
I no understand oo
what can I do to make her kiss me??
RomanceRe: She Said Kisding Ain't A Normal Thing. Confused! by hebenezher(op): 9:40pm On Jul 22, 2015
MRBrownJ:
hey, you are the one who called yourself an "alpha" guy, and yet cant even get this lamb to the slaughter. a top dog like yourself should be able to kiss that novice baby within 3 dates!

its a battle out there, and men want to conquer women, while women dont want to be conquered until marriage. she supposedly likes you but yet does not show any signs of appreciation?! come on bro!

whether pastor's (or president's) daughter is irrelevant here as she is a WOMAN!
got it, should I take it hard on her? like start avoiding her, telling her if she truly loves me, she would have accepted at least a kiss??
RomanceRe: She Said Kisding Ain't A Normal Thing. Confused! by hebenezher(op): 6:46am On Jul 21, 2015
hebenezher:
nigga wise up... I don't think it's true that she doesnt like kissing, but I think she doesn't want to... being that she wants to keep her
self... I let her know kissing is a NORMAL thing, but she said it's not a normal thing. aiit nigga what do you think I can do?
She's a pastor daughter.. but actually, despite all that (SU) stuff, I can never trust a girl in ma life anymore.. I asked if she would resist if ah make attempt of kissing her again, she said "she ll stop me and again I won't make the attempt" that statement got me dazed, ion get it pals... advice
RomanceRe: She Said Kisding Ain't A Normal Thing. Confused! by hebenezher(op): 6:42am On Jul 21, 2015
MRBrownJ:
^^^lol, you get sweet talk for mouth yet couldnt get this gal to even kiss you?! get real man, your game is weak!

@hebenezher

bro "alpha" dude , so some clueless gal tells you that she doesnt like kissing AND has never tried it before, and you just accept her BS without questioning the nonsense she told you?!?!?! how can she dislike something she has never tried?! if she did try in the past then maybe she disliked it thanks to the inabilities of the guy who kissed her? and if she dislikes it now, does it mean she will never EVER kiss a man in her life?! furthermore, of course most women follow their parents orientations, who else's orientation do you want these babes to follow?!
btw, if you aint ready for a serious r/ship then why are you sweating because of this gal?!
nigga wise up... I don't think it's true that she doesnt like kissing, but I think she doesn't want to... being that she wants to keep her
self... I let her know kissing is a NORMAL thing, but she said it's not a normal thing. aiit nigga what do you think I can do?
RomanceRe: She Said Kisding Ain't A Normal Thing. Confused! by hebenezher(op): 6:39am On Jul 21, 2015
Frankicent:
chai see and you won fuvk up
bros waiting make I do now??
RomanceRe: She Said Kisding Ain't A Normal Thing. Confused! by hebenezher(op): 3:21am On Jul 21, 2015
Frankicent:
Same for me oo. I hardly trust a gal cause of my past... I"l let that pass away and focus on something fresh... no Bleep up ooo.. just give her full attention.. hope say the gal fine?
She fine scatter.. as in, guys been dey patro about nii... thank God say ah cute gan... and I get sweet talk for mouth sha
Car TalkRe: Two Die As Car Rams Into A Tree And Breaks To Pieces (Photos) by hebenezher(m): 3:53pm On Jul 20, 2015
I'm seeing not more than one being there nigga! wah? you trying to create a fake thread just for the sake of fp? quote me not wrong, what I'm insinuating to here right now is that " this accident must had happened a long time ago, probably at your vicinity.. then, you just decided to snap and post.. huh? what ya say?
RomanceRe: She Said Kisding Ain't A Normal Thing. Confused! by hebenezher(op): 4:05pm On Jul 19, 2015
Frankicent:
Sharp Boi...like me Lolz... the problem here z she's scared ... She no kissing might lead to s*x. As a SU gal if she let you kiss her... she will drop for you. And she's avoiding that... bro make I tell since she's a SU a beg no force her or tell to prove her love but getting in between her Bleep.... cause if you force her you go regret later in life too ..since she be V/SU try and love her.. yes love her. cause getting a good babe is hard o ... is not all about Bleep... If you love her she no go Bleep up cause nah SU babe... there faithful... Abeg bah olosho you won marry ni? in time she go free you to Bleep her. A beg love her for real......Message from a sharp Boi...
thanks wittism lad... I'll follow your advice, but just that I find it hard to trust because of what I have once been through
RomanceRe: She Said Kisding Ain't A Normal Thing. Confused! by hebenezher(op): 9:39am On Jul 19, 2015
kinglekan:
So she don turn product wey dem dey get bah?

Shoroniyen undecided
May ur preeq refuse to function till u leave that innocent babe alone.
EEDIOTTTTT!! angry
alaye do me a favour, just swerve enter brt..
RomanceRe: She Said Kisding Ain't A Normal Thing. Confused! by hebenezher(op): 9:37am On Jul 19, 2015
podosci:
Does Nairaland not have an Age limit? How do all this small children get to post nuisance on here
how.do.all.this. engrishhh iyaf suffer... smh/blushing on your behave... you demented oaf..
RomanceShe Said Kisding Ain't A Normal Thing. Confused! by hebenezher(op): 9:24am On Jul 19, 2015
just got this new bae, 2 to 3 weeks ago... I've made several approach to kiss her but she wouldn't let me, she told me she doesn't like it and she's never done it before, which is obviously outta ma concerns... though, she's a church girl, better (SU) and a very young girl that still follows her parents orientation, which I think that's exactly what she's following and doesn't wanna kiss me... she once wanted to peck me, but i changed my head's position and it ensue to a kiss... actually she loved me a lot which I can passive well... there have been lot of guys chycking her that she declined their request, but she accepted mine saying she already have feelings for me b4... I'm dazed pals, I don't know what to do... I even told her kissing is a normal thing, but she said it's not a normal thing, and if ah do like say I vex small na begging, she go start to dey beg... I observed she's trying to keep all that till she gets wed, and I ain't ready for any serious relationship. as an alpha guy nah( bad boy) you give me I chop, I chop finish I clean mouth shikena
RomanceTouching And Emotional.. Come In Here Guys by hebenezher(op): 8:26am On Jul 10, 2015
thanks for opening this thread and thanks for a reasonable advice/comments in anticipation... my story goes like this... there is this beautiful, and stupendous bae in my school. she's approached by different guys in which she declined their request, either she friendzone or make them her close friend, she always tell them she's in a relationship at home.. she said same to me when I approached her, but she said she also loves me, I disturbed her for some times. then she agreed that we should be school lovers. we were together, until now she said this will be her last semester in this school.. probably going to another tertiary, I asked her if she goes, should we still consider our selves as lovers, she "it depends on me" then I said yes.. she also said yes then... she me how I always feel whenever she made mention of her boyfriend whenever we discussing, I told her never to make mention of him again in my present, she now said "she understands me".... I told her to leave this particular guy for me, she said "but she met this guy before me" I just whine her.. and told her to leave him for me, she said " okay" in which I think she actually doesn't maybe she's just using that to chase guys away... but the most surprising thing is that, while she said she was going, she said I can date anything girl if I like, so that I won't feel hurt when she goes... this really got me dazed... I was confused... I told her, does she not love me, she said she does... I need advice from you guys please... what exactly is she up to, or what's on her mind.. does she really love me or doesn't... I'm confused.. why she said so
RomanceRe: When She Says. . . by hebenezher(m): 7:18am On Jul 04, 2015
probably one of the dumbest thread i've ever encounter....
PoliticsRe: Appointments:uproar As Buhari Favours Northeners -PUNCH by hebenezher(m): 7:08am On Jul 04, 2015
ALL THESE INSANE IGBO, LOOKING FOR ONE WRONG/MISTAKE TO CRITICIZE BUHARI WILL END UP PERISHING IN THE LAGOON, YOU'VE ONCE BE TOLD. SO, IT'S HIGH TIME YOU STARTED MINDING WHAT YOU POST AS TO AVOID THE NEMESIS AT THE END. OP, HAD IT BEEN YOU'RE A HEAD OF A PLACE, I'M ASSUMING IT.(CAUSE I BELIEVE BEING A HEAD FOR YOU IS UNDER-PROBABILITY. CAUSE HE WHO CRITICIZE ANOTHER WILL NEVER DO GOOD). WILL YOU ALLOW YOUR PEOPLE TO SURFER? YOU SHOULD THINK. BASH ME, IT'LL BE A PLEASURE REPLYING.. THANK YOU!!! undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
CelebritiesRe: Photo: Man Kills Himself & Runs Away by hebenezher(m): 12:24am On Jul 04, 2015

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