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Politics › Re: Senator Ned Nwoko Campaigning For Atiku In Delta But Crowd Was Shouting "Obi" by Hedonisco: 7:06pm On Aug 29
FSBoperator:
Stop decieving yourself.

That nonsense obidient rubbish died in Edo following Amaka calling for poisoning of Edo children.

As per Delta, your eye go clear when Tinubu wins by at least 90% votes
After a heavy meal of amala, you will sit down in one corner to confidently spew nonsense. The South South will vote for your Tinubu because he is who? Or because of what exactly?

If they ask you now, you will resort to hubris... As per awalokan, awa lo wa ni power yen yen yen. Never any reasonable permutation. For the north, the same thing. Hubris. No realistic explanation or pathway, just hubris.

This nonsense will come to an abrupt and likely brutal end next year, so that you people will all rest. I can't wait.
Politics › Re: What If Atiku Wins The 2027 Election? by Hedonisco: 6:52am On Aug 29
nairalanda1:
He won't return the fuel subsidy...

1. The removal of fuel subsidy is enshrined in law. The PIA , sections 205 and 207 essentially say that the market should set the prices of fuel. Unless he wants to revoke the law, which he cannot do just like that, he needs the NA for that, and we do not know how the NA election would turn out to be..nothing can be done.

2. Nigeria has been borrowing to fund the budget for over ten years, and right now, borrowing is funding half of this year's budget. This is partly because subsidy payments till 2023 hindered our ability to raise enough revenue to pay for budgets, which worsened our debt, which is why ironically the tinubu government is borrowing more than other governments.

And our revenue is not going to increase. Nigerians have rejected the government widening the tax base, and the government has not diversifed our revenue streams, and even if they got serious about it today, it would take a very long time before we see returns.

So, any subsidy return would mean essentially that we are paying for it with borrowed money.


3. Because the pricing of crude oil is volatile and is not controlled by government...government cannot determine it, no matter what anyone says...a subsidy on crude, which is what atiku is talking about...is not going to work.

The problem with subsidy is, the government can budget say N12 trillion naira for it for say next year, and then all of a sudden, oil prices rise during the year, pushing up subsidy costs, and leading to government having to borrow to pay for the increased cost, which means more borrowing.

This is the situation, whether we do subsidy on 'petrol leaving the refinery' or subsidy based on selling crude at low prices to the refinery. Government cannot control actual production costs...and trying to do so would end in more borrowing.

It's even worse if crude oil prices fall. Not only does available revenue to pay for subsidy costs fall, but subsidy costs in naira may also rise, meaning more borrowing , meaning ...same story.

People abuse me on this site for saying this, but the problem with subsides is that production costs are not static. Unless your country is less than 50 million and producing eleven million barrels of crude a day, meaning that the revenue can pay for refinery maintenance and upgrades, and even pay for subsides and still have some left over, no country, oil producting or otherwise, can sustain subsides.

Atiku's economic advisors would tell him that , if they were honest.
At this point you are a big nuisance and should give it a rest. You're sounding like a broken record and merely irritating people's 'ear drums'. Stop being such an irritant.

The only thing worth responding to here is the "enshrined in law" nonsense. How many laws has your Tinubu casually used his lame duck National Assembly to amend within just three miserable years of his government? What makes you think Atiku or any other president cannot do the same?

Is the so-called PIA a law of nature or a law made by man? If Nigerians make the mistake of allowing Tinubu to sneak back into office, who says he would not amend the constitution to extend his tenure?.. Again I say, give it a rest and stop offending sensibilities with this obnoxious repetitive echo chamber position of yours.
Politics › Re: Mustafa Chike-obi: Atiku’s Subsidy Plan Naive, To Cost Half Of National Wealth by Hedonisco: 6:36am On Aug 29
All these stupid fake 'experts' should go and die. Very useless people. They will all crawl out from their hiding holes to pontificate about how subsidy is the worst thing in the history of mankind.

Nigerians deserve far cheaper energy, especially petrol. Simply because God has already blessed the country with crude. You cannot make the masses suffer from government's incompetence, inefficiency and corruption.

If Atiku says he will reinstate subsidy (in other words, make petrol cheaper) , then the vast majority of poor Nigerians whose lives have been made miserable from Day 1 of this useless Tinubu government would vote for him. Period.

Nobody is interested in being bamboozled by this irritating subsidy word. Nigerians want and deserve cheaper petrol and energy, that's it. However you achieve it is your business.

God punish anyone who even attempts to spew any irritating argument demonizing cheaper petrol, subsidy or not.
Politics › Peter Obi Goofed On The Subsidy Question by Hedonisco(op):
I am incredibly miffed by how he foolishly affirmed support for the removal of subsidy when the question was put to him at the NBA conference in Port Harcourt. No other candidate there did.

This man doesn't seem to understand who he is up against. Whether he actually believes in subsidy removal or not is not the issue. He should have either skillfully deflected (see how Donald Duke deflected by saying he doesn't believe in subsidy, that it is a scam), or outrightly declare that on the strength of the evidence of the aftermath of subsidy removal by Tinubu, that he now believes that subsidy must be reinstated to alleviate the suffering of Nigerians. This is populist, but it is also realist FAIR politics, considering how demonic the APC is and the fact that they played and are still playing far more evil politics.

At this point Peter Obi needs to step aside and ask his supporters to support Atiku.

Removing Tinubu is an imperative that is bigger than everything else. Nigeria should rather collapse or cease to exist than have Tinubu retain power. It is a matter of life and death.

No fumbling and wobbly 'gentlemanly' rubbish politics by Peter Obi should stand in the way of this categorical imperative.

I previously canvassed for a joint Atiku/Obi ticket as the invincible nuclear bomb, sure fire way to get rid of Tinubu at the ballot, but these two men's clumsiness didn't make this happen. So Peter Obi needs to comot for road since he does not understand the gravity of the task at hand. If he needs to be stampeded out of the race to pave the way for someone more brutal and serious like Atiku, then so should it be.

Either way Tinubu has to go, by hook or crook. The end will justify the means, whichever way.
Politics › Re: I Will Restore Subsidy To Cut Your Costs, Atiku Tells Nigerians by Hedonisco: 8:51pm On Aug 25
You have my full support. Tinubu must be ejected by any means necessary. It is a matter of life and death.
Politics › Re: APC ‘Occupied Nigeria’ In 2012. What Changed Now That Tinubu Has Removed Subsidy by Hedonisco: 6:51pm On Aug 25
AMINDA:
This is why Obi should have kept mum on the subsidy saga instead of falling for the APC gaslighting and trying to prove that he is consistent. You don't urinate on your political opponents when they are on fire. APC came into power riding on populism.

The problem with Peter Obi's position is that apart from a few points he may get for consistency, which rarely translates to electoral fortunes, his defense of subsidy removal is neither good politics nor good policy. The political sentiment in Nigeria has soured on subsidy removal because Nigerians have seen and are groaning from its aftermath. And the policy side of subsidy removal too is now in tatters, discredited by the failure of any of its many promised benefits to materialize.
I agree completely. I am quite repulsed by his response to that question.

Even though I know that Peter Obi will be the best, non-violent 'reset' that Nigeria needs, I am currently of the view that removing Tinubu BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY is more important than ensuring that Peter Obi becomes president. I am thoroughly ambivalent at this point.

Atiku seems to understand the assignment, politically speaking.
Politics › Re: As A Governor, My Cook Was Killing One Cow Everyday & Told Him Stop! — Peter Obi by Hedonisco: 4:08pm On Aug 25
dappydozzy:
This man should just shut up, and start talking on real national issues.

What is he going to do better than Tinubu and how is he going to execute it.

All this parambulation is just pure nonsense.
Throughout Nigeria, am yet to see any better candidate for 2027.
Some of you have been so brutalized by bad governance that you have been rendered immune to common sense.

Somebody is giving you a concrete example of how he brought down cost of governance, even at such rudimentary level (because every kobo adds up), and yet you are talking about "real national issues". Which national issues are more pressing than the humongous waste of public resources and corruption in government, which ensures that scarce resources do not get channeled to critical problem areas that would benefit the masses?

It is not a must to comment rubbish.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Earns Praises From Delta APC Over Dr. Olejeme's Appointment by Hedonisco: 10:14pm On Aug 24
This useless thief who has a pending EFCC case, in whose house the EFCC recovered more than $2m cash some years ago, funds looted when she served as chairman of the government agency NSITF, is the kind of character Tinubu is appointing to his campaign team.

Nigerians, the ball is in your court.
Phones › Re: Why Do Some People Turn Off Their "Read Receipt" On WhatsApp? by Hedonisco: 10:44am On Aug 24
Only a poor man with no 'disturbers' will ask such a foolish question.

If you have hordes of people 'billing' you incessantly.... From relatives to former schoolmates, old friends, numerous girlfriends, nuisances, and everything in between, you will know that turning off read receipts is essential.
Politics › Re: Atiku And Obi Reject Single Opposition Candidate by Hedonisco: 10:40am On Aug 24
Obakoolex:
Stop wailing
Tinubu got more votes from the north than Atiku in 2023. He will still get more than him in 3031. Deal with it!
You on the other hand should continue wailing. And continue deceiving yourself.

"votes" indeed. The audacity and grand delusion of you people is despicable.
Politics › Re: Atiku And Obi Reject Single Opposition Candidate by Hedonisco: 5:39am On Aug 24
Obakoolex:
You like to fool yourself with the northern block votes of 5.6 million every time, am sure you're delusional enough to believe that northern votes alone is enough to become the president in Nigeria.
Northerners don't even love Atiku very much, well I wonder where he expects 25% needed from other regions this time.
Northerners don't love Atiku very much, it is your tribalistic and criminal Tinubu from the South West that Northerners will love more than their own son? Yet Yorubas love none other than their own son Tinubu, warts and all, but you want others to love your Tinubu more than their own? You people like to deceive yourselves.
Politics › Re: A Different View From A Tinubu Supporter. by Hedonisco: 6:37pm On Aug 22
"Chinedu Jerry" indeed.

Fatai Taofeek should continue speaking useless English to support his crooked drug dealing brother's regime.
Politics › Re: Pbat, South-west Is Developing Cracks Because Home Is Where The Battle May Begin by Hedonisco: 6:32pm On Aug 22
There are no cracks anywhere. We dash him the whole South West. Let them vote for their yoruba brother based on tribalism. No problem. The South West votes better be enough to return him as president. That's all.
Politics › Re: Subsidy: Nigeria Was Borrowing Money To Pay Subsidies by Hedonisco: 6:29pm On Aug 22
The way you oil guzzlers can arrogantly declare "he will never be president" is despicable. So you people are now the custodians of the Nigerian presidency? Since when?

When your god Tinubu was opposing subsidy in 2012, and mobilizing godforsaken characters like adeboye and the rest to protest, what was it about?

No worry, time will tell.
Romance › Re: There's Nothing Like Playing Hard To Get by Hedonisco: 5:37pm On Aug 22
Tinubulation still allow una worry about women shenanigans?

That said, even though the core of your argument is correct, there is a word called 'nuance'. These things are nuanced. It is never strictly black or white, or 1+1=2.

The key rule in the game is that there are no rules. But if I would choose only one rule, it would be 'don't give a Bleep' (emotional detachment and unthinking self-confidence). That's all it takes to enjoy the game for what it is.

Either way, a cultured guy cannot afford to be a simp.
Crime › Re: Meet Head Of Nigeria’s New ‘Fake’ Agency, 20 State Coordinators, Reps In China, by Hedonisco: 3:37pm On Aug 22
So Tinubu and his gang now have a pattern. If they catch a yoruba man doing something shameful, they will try to 'equalize' it by shopping for an Igbo man to drag out and throw in the media as 'they are also guilty'.

This new fellow, did he also have a budget passed by the National Assembly? Was he also allocated an office space in the Federal Secretariat? How much did he pay to Gbaja for this shenanigans?
Politics › Re: Rejoinder: Why Fuel Subsidy Must Never Be Returned by Hedonisco: 2:53pm On Aug 22
Don't mind the irritants. Was subsidy removed when Peter Obi was governor, when he did not owe salaries, did not owe pensions, did not owe contractors, executed numerous human development and capital projects, and still ended up saving $150 million American Dollars in the state government coffers at the end of his tenure?

No words are sufficient to express my disgust with all these Tinubu apologists yapping nonsense about subsidy.
Politics › Re: 2027: Why Fuel Subsidy Must Never Be Returned. by Hedonisco: 2:45pm On Aug 22
A lot of Nigerians who purport to be educated are actually quite obtuse and worse still, arrogantly so. You cram ill fitting Western economic theories and regurgitate it as absolute gospel.

If the likes of China, Singapore and the rest of them used these Bretton Woods models instead of devising home grown solutions, would they be where they are today?

Rather than do the hard work of eliminating the corruption and inefficiency in the subsidy regime, these pseudo 'hintellectuals' senselessly embrace the low hanging fruit of throwing the baby away with the bathwater. It is annoying, even if it means Nigerians are battered, rendered destitute and economically suffocated.

In any case, even if someone had to implement surgical reforms such as recalibrating the subsidy regime, it should never and can never be a discredited crook like Tinubu. This part here is most important to me. A bad tree cannot bear good fruits. Nothing this disgusting Tinubu does is for public interest. It is ALWAYS for his private pecuniary considerations and for parochial gains of his circle and his tribe. So I will never accept any so-called reform initiated by this beast, no matter how well intentioned any 'experts' claim it is.
Politics › Re: Why Atiku’s Subsidy Gambit Rattles Tinubu- Farooq Kperogi by Hedonisco: 2:30pm On Aug 22
TopBanter:
Well-said. Atiku is not bright IMO. Osun that Atiku won in 2023 was receiving 3 billion Naira monthly allocation, with negligible IGR, and a 3.7 salary bill.

Today Osun is receiving 15 billion monthly. Can Adeleke allow a return to the 3 billion monthly allocation days? Of course not he will mobilise and spend any amount to ensure Tinubu's return. Ditto every single Governor in Nigeria after this silly campaign pledge of Atiku.

Atiku is like Obi. Both have not invested in anything or anyone. They have built no political machinery and only ever running from pillar to post via political prostitution.


Yet they believe platitudes and false promises to Nigerians, damaged into poverty by subsidies every where, can gain them victories.

The Governors, legislators and local Government chairmen will all be waiting for Atiku and Obi in 2027.
The illogic you people continue to spew in your echo chambers is quite aggravating. Who cares what any governor receives? How many Nigerians are benefitting from that rubbish? What is the percentage of Nigerians that are government employed salary earners?

Whether you like it or not, you cannot decide for Nigerians what they want. Ordinary Nigerians want cheaper petrol and an attendant reversal of the choking inflation. Full stop. Stop yapping nonsense in your rabid defence of subsidy removal.

Tinubu must be removed at all cost, and if Atiku's promise to return subsidy is consequential enough to help him achieve this paramount objective of getting rid of Tinubu, so be it. I am fine with that.
Politics › Re: Why Atiku’s Subsidy Gambit Rattles Tinubu- Farooq Kperogi by Hedonisco: 2:26pm On Aug 22
Penguin2:
Like I said on my post, only shallow people will support the return of subsidy.

Because what you are doing is asking for Aspirin to postpone a pain that will eventually come back.

We don’t have to play stupid opposition politics like Tinubu by deliberately sabotaging what we know is a necessary step for our country.

Don’t return fuel subsidy.

Don’t take us back to Babylon.
Whatever it takes to get rid of Tinubu MUST be done. Full stop. No stupid pseudo economic explanations can be tolerated. Tinubu must be removed at all cost.
Politics › Re: Rotus Oddiri Of Arise TV Shows What Will Happen When Fuel Subsidy Is Restored by Hedonisco: 2:12pm On Aug 21
Who the hell is Rotus and what does he know?

All these disgusting I too know 'anal-lysts' who yap nonsense theories.

Before the so-called removal of subsidy, was the economy materially and objectively better for Nigerians, yes or no? Was fuel cheaper and inflation lower for Nigerians, yes or no?

If the so called subsidy is restored, and fuel price is slashed to something like N500 per litre, will it reduce the economic suffering of Nigerians, yes or no?

These are the hard core questions that Nigerians care about. Not any senseless big English.
Crime › Re: Nothing Lasts Forever, It's Like The Era Of Yahoo Is Folding Up Gradually by Hedonisco: 4:49pm On Aug 20
This is wishful thinking. If the Yahoo phenomenon has truly "folded up", you will tell from the crash in rent prices, hospitality, hook up prices, and the likes.

These guys are like the phoenix. They somehow perpetually evolve, renew themselves and become ever so much more sophisticated. There is always a new scheme or 'update' or the other.

Go to any club, even in ghetto areas, every weekend night and see them splurging. This has been going on in different iterations for more than 30 years. With Ai, it will only get bigger and more dynamic. Especially because of the unending supply of mumus in this world.
Business › Re: Apapa Customs Sets ₦28 Billion Single Day Revenue Record by Hedonisco: 8:20am On Aug 20
I know it must be a Yoruba person that would be the comptroller of Apapa Command. Anything that is juicy in any government body of today must be controlled by Yoruba.

Let them continue. The purge and reclamation that will happen after their opolo eyed bandit is booted out next year will be historic.
Politics › Re: Muslim-muslim Ticket: The Greatest Gift Nigerian Christians Gave by Hedonisco: 4:19pm On Aug 17
BATified2023:
u can hold on to religion with your 2% vote, nobody send una
All this una disgusting awalokan arrogance will be ruthlessly punished in due course. Nobody go hear abeg. And we will be waiting for you serpentine lots to resort to your usual kini kan 'hacktivism' when you people are swept into the wilderness. Just wait and see.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Has Already Won 2027. So Why Are We Voting? by Hedonisco:
AMINDA:
APC-commisioned spies bearing Southeastern names have been activated to sell despair and apathy in the South so Tinubu can conveniently rig (Proud Ibadan Boy but his name is Uche). Expect more of these as the days go by. Tinubu is having a hard-time winning his own ancestral state which Atiku won in 2023 by the way, but we are expected to believe that Tinubu has won the election. Where will his votes come from outside of few states in the Southwest? There will be no 5.6m Northern votes waiting for him to come and collect this time. Muslim-muslim ticket or not.
These guys are only fooling themselves with this their concerted, choreographed efforts to spread mass despair and resignation. They want to beat Nigerians into tame submission.

Unfortunately, they will largely succeed in most parts of the South and Middle Belt. That's why I firmly believe that the core North has to rise to the occasion because they have all the ingredients to rescue Nigeria from this madness.

That's why an Atiku/Obi ticket would have been invincible. And I lay the blame squarely on Atiku for not being strategic enough to make this happen. But I digress. No need to cry over spilt milk.

The core Muslim North, especially the North West and segments of the North East, has to unleash all the proven 'mad cow' extremism it is 'blessed' with to ensure the heavens fall on the useless tinibu's head if he dares to force himself on Nigerians. FCT Abuja, the South East, and portions of the South South and North Central will provide support from the flanks to ensure that the disgusting emperor wearing borrowed robes is forced out after his inevitable shameful loss.

At this point I don't really care if Atiku or Obi wins, whether at first or second ballot. Anybody but Tinubu, and this is a must, even if it means raising hell.
Politics › Re: No Father Can Have A Son Like Seyi Tinubu & Not Be Deeply Thankful - Showunmi by Hedonisco: 4:48pm On Aug 08
I always laugh when characters like this Showunmi swarm around the president and make stupid comments supporting the regime. Yet another self important South Western hubristic supporter. How will he help Tinubu get votes in the North, or South East, or South South?

All these noisemakers from the South West are massed together in ludicrous numbers, with extreme hubris, affirming 'support' that is merely lip service.

They shall all be shamefully retired next year. And God help them if they dare to rear their ugly heads again to criticize any future government.
Politics › Re: 2027 Election Is A Coronation, Where Will Obi Or Atiku's Votes Come From? Keyamo by Hedonisco: 4:51pm On Jul 31
To think that this useless man once purported to be a so-called 'activist'.

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