₦airaland Forum

egbe12:
Pls I think its high time nairaland started requesting birth certs before registering some people here. Some very childish posts just pop out of some numbskulls. This isn't funny anymore. If I may ask, does this poster have a sister? + were you born by a woman?

something would always make me laugh on Nairaland each day Lool

Nigeria they say is indeed a country full of irregularities

Bloooody:
Nigerian women are disgusting idiots that deserve nothing but torture and to be caged like the gas cookers that they are.
I met one and found her attractive asked for her number and she hissed at me, What rubbish I made sure to run that disgusting dog for a woman down.
If you're here on NL Sophia just know that you're a ugly useless rat that I just wanted for sex because I was bored!

Pained phool.....go and eat poo now idiot

marvin906:
Aw far Long tym

ah dey o....how far you na, how things?

marvin906:
those wire's for your head don dey spark again abi
UDUJ,heendrix where you guy's

Naughty boy i'm here
but I missed you sha

sorry kid

I thought they said this is a Religion of peace

and today being salah day most of their clerics preach peace

so why treat the man like he stole more than Ram

xxxtedyxxx:
He is already rehearsing his trek from Aso Rock back to Daura.

Lol

well that's her life
but what would make me stop go church all coz of work?
that doesn't work here mehn

OsasAca1:
Seriously, You people don't know Charles Soludo... The CBN GOVERNOR before Sanusi...
Na WA oooo

All those you mentioned dont even have the political stamina to face up with Buhari at next year's election

Note: i ain't a pro buharist but just saying what might be real

rebranded:
Bukola Saraki will win the PDP's presidential candidate for 2019 election.

Mark this Post!

I suspect his running mate will be either of these 4
Ayodele Fayose
Peter Obi
Donald Duke
Charles Soludo

If APC proceeds with Buhari we will likely be having a President Saraki come May 29th, 2019.

fayose, charles soludo and Peter obi

those names were the ones that weak me

who's even charles soludo? we in ND hv not heard that name bfr

abokibuhari:
Useless president

Them for leave am alone make the ram nod am make e kpeme

Lmao

ok if we didn't know bfr nw we know
Yes ! any help?

priceaction:
Na wa o.
I went to visit an Indian client sometimes ago. I entered the house and I saw a kitten not up to 4 days old looking dejected and scattered and weak. I asked what happened because I never see a cat in their house before. They said their daughter saw it in her school, wandering around she picked it and brought it home to be taken care of.
The other time, I saw the cat, now well nourished and looking fresh. They told me they took it to vet and they fed her with milk. Now, it is their pet.
What came to my mind was that if this happens to average Nigerians, that cat might be labelled witch and stoned to death. Or probably left to die in pains and hunger.
Well I don't even blame them anyway. Is it someone that has not fed his family and his children will bring strange "spiritual" cat home. Everyone is hungry, and we are transferring the aggression now on animals. Smh.

exactly but I do support the aggression transfer on snakes tho

Ofodirinwa:
they're putting their mouth on a dead snake? [/b]even look at his hair. stupid bastards[b]

abusing your people now? what do we call that one?

delugajackson:
Animal cruelty is the worst form of wickedness. Forget man's inhumanity to man, even animals aren't spared.

Animals have basic rights and in saner climes, the perpetrator of this dastardly act would be cooling off his a.ss behind bars. In fact, for such an animal that is near extinction, he would not only rot in jail, they will make sure the jail rots on top of him.

That is how they killed an innocent Dolphin in Ibeno the other day, I wept so bitterly. Why do we have savages and all manner of barbarians in this part of the world?

our prayers are they should go into extinction

how has snakes benefited your life?

SolutionMee:
US and celebrating mediocrity
Someone prevented people from dying in their appointed time
And instead of charging him to court, they are awarding him
Nigeria is becoming too overpopulous
Fulani herdsmen have to do something serious about it

cheap publicity unfortunately the person below you had 10likes
your level of foolishness couldn't attain you one

only the violent take it by force

police had to retreat after seeing weytin pass their power

Sorry all is gonna be just fine

and they said it's only ibadan/ south west that have Brown roofs

okay we re washing

marvin906 right now

Hotfreeze:
Keep sleeping on a bicycle.

Ask those in the theater of war. SARS is the most dreaded by Boko Haram members. They catch Boko Rams alive and use sharpened sticks, cutlasses, etc to kill them.

N you keep snoring while walking

try visiting askira, biu or shani and check out their police stations it's almost empty bruh

can't dispute the fact that they aren't armed but when they see BH they still run lol

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SamuelAnyawu:
Have you been there?

not really. ...fully armed and boko haram dey use dem play tennis
police in maiduguri all depend on the military for safety n defense

SamuelAnyawu:
He killed 9 policemen with a 9mm pistol? Well you cannot do that in a Police station here in Maiduguri because all security personnel here are battle ready always.

indeed coz ur the one making them battle ready shey