₦airaland Forum

greiboy:
I swear
I rushed to open the thread with the hope of meeting you here

so you never hear? better run from Ghanaian girls below smells rotten than a spoilt egg if you think I'm lying ask makydebbie she can relate

mespusinglez:
My Girl Came To Spend The Weekend With Me....So At Night The Romance Began And In No Time We Were Both Unclad...I Put On My Condom.just as i'm about to enter the pot she closed her legs,and asked what'sup And She Said I Should Sock her first....
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Between God And Man The Thing WeaK Me....I Immediately Lost Appatite...My Rod Instantly Slow Down...I Then Told Her It's Not HYGENIC And She Immediately Pushed me,stud up and wear and bra and slept on the floor...the next morning she said since i can't satisfy her then it's over between us...i said it's ok and see her off...for two months now no talking ...
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The Question Is "Was It Worth It?

lol sharp guy omo lomo nor wan contact Herpes

anyway watch out fr HIV symptoms her wanting you to suck is probably to get the HIV in full pack

this is not good omg how would the doctors go about fixing the intestines in the right order seeing lot of inexperienced doc littered round the country

my condolences bro

obekediamondfuto:
people of God
this argument comes in different shapes and sizes.....
I personally had to experience both to authoritatively
speak.

accord..... power, beauty, ooooooh speed.... I used the 03 accord v6 and u see what Elshan said... he wasn't joking.

I did 100mph on okigwe abakaliki express... I burst two tires.... tho not at the same time
it's as if the car was begging me to press harder.... Haba even stability... brother it was something else.
interior is something to shout about.... too many gadgets to play with.

that's the good part, I arrived in way lesser time than usual (03 Camry 4cyl)

now the not so good part! parts were very difficult to source in AI we had to get some from enugu.. esp the Belgium ball joints. wasn't easy I tell u....

maintenance is not an easy feat for the Honda... in some geographical locations. Toyota is the order of the day.

resale value nko? if I told u how much I sold it.... u will laugh @ me

Toyota is bland, boring, lazy, slow.... whatever... but the one thing I choose not to compromise, is Reliability... and corolla Comes first before the Camry then the accord... might be different in Lagos and other locations oh....

u can also check out the resale value in naija... it'll hint u beta

ps: I'd rather drive slow, wind down (no AC), get bored while driving...with a strong conviction that I will get to my destination... worst case scenario happens ... one jaguda will be able to fix the car at least to a run and drive state, than cruise and groove in a speedy car with so many toys and carry my heart in my mouth at every sharp turn, or while exiting a gas station or doing a U turn.... especially while driving long distances....

well thats just me sha

thanks xoxo bro.....exactly ve noticed this reoccurring fault in Honda tyres i dont think ve ever seen toyota cars hving K-legs or tyres just removing

so wow you'd meant to say the 05 corolla dont speed?

Buhari Misunderstood "FREE TRADE" Question And Went On A Tirade Against His People.

The question was simple. It was about Buhari and Nigeria's stance on FREE TRADE (a situation that does not mean things are free but goods can come into the country and go out without taxes and encumbrances, the type PDP and Lagos state govt established in Lekki)...

Okay, lemme start again.

The question was about FREE TRADE zones, knowing Buhari pulled out of the one African countries are starting and which cost us billions of naira from African Development Bank which is even headed by former Agric Minister Akiwumi Adesina...(Dangote ensured Buhari refused to sign it so he is not challeneged in business by FREE TRADE in importation of sugar, rice, flour etc. But that is a matter for another day...

The question was about FREE TRADE. Buhari was to give his view on it.

But all Buhari's very limited and atrophied brain cells could make meaning of was the FREE

So he started talking about Nigerian youths wanting FREE things. hahahahaha. Free trade has nothing to do with FREE things.

But who can tell this to Buhari whose knowlede and educaton is at best DODGY?

Do not let me chronicle the dodginess of his intellect. He still has not called his VP's name correctly, does not know West Germany is no more, does not know what INEC stands for and simply ....

In fact, just know that the question Buhari responded to was on FREE TRADE and he ended up telling the world Nigerian youths like free housing and free...

May we not continue to have the worst intellects leading Nigeria as a country

marvin906:
whats your take on this guys..

UDUJ,LEFULEFU,GATED,HEENDRIX,Bbbbbbbbbbbb,ladyhipo ,MhizzAJ

lol partly true tho
but without English you can't move pass ur height o

buhari who was on a trip to the Commonwealth business forum held in the UK on the 18th of April met with the PM @Theresa_may and also took some warming pictures with her having that dainty smile

But concern have been made as to why the PM never tweeted of him even after meeting some other world leaders before and after him even after meeting them all same day

photos below

somehow:
Its an offense to be truthful in Nigeria, that's his only offense, you can argue all you want, doesn't change that fact.

truthful bout what in particular? well you'll in same league so there isn't nothing to argue with u about

Generalkaycee:
BUHARI wished to say something very sensible, but knew not how.

i really thought as much.....dang mehn his statement about Nigerian youth is all over fox

i guess he says more better things when he reads directly from the book than talking innovatively

nothing upstairs so sad

outside the house is cool right?

anyway one of my Odyssey somewhere in a developing land called "east"

lil wonder soilder deal them an heavy blow

i wee not lie
i go thr Victoria cakes profile anytime I'm less busy

ProfesseurX:
OK but,

I was strolling with my last fvck on leash on this thread earlier when Op ambushed me and held me at Knifepoint. "Give me your fvck!" He thundered. I was already trembling, different thoughts ran through my mind. "What will I tell my parents when I get home" among others.
But then my life is more important than a fvck. Op was becoming more aggresive now so I had to make a quick decision. I looked behind my back and saw my fvck with teary eyes, she nodded in disapproval as though she was saying "Pls don't do this".

"Which kind wahala be dis now" I said to myself. "Look!" I shouted at the Op while pointing my hand into an empty space behind his back, as soon as he turned his head, I grabbed my fvck and made a run for it. He chased us but we were able to outrun him. Few mins later, I was already sitting under a shed with my fvck on my laps. I patted her and kissed her forehead. "It's alright dear, I almost gave you out today on a useless thread for that matter"
She smiled sheepishly and rested on my arms.
That was how I protected my last fvck from being given on this thread

ur truly a prof see how the poem just sweet me like i shouldn't stop reading

good one bro

Fadiga24:
Coming from the cursed Tiger claw faced dirty subservient slave tribe
Being Igbo is an advantage you will never see

i can never see it cause i aint a percursor of badluck and sham followers

hammer6F:
A STINKING YORUBA PUSSY, THAT SHOULD BE HIDING SOMEHWERE IN THE DARK AND NURSING HER MAGGOT INFESTED HOLES.

IF YOUR YORUBA PUSSY WAS NOT SO STINKING, Y DOES TOBI WANT TO DIE ON CEEC MATTER?

I HAVE NOTICE YOUR YORUBA BROTHERS ARE RUNNING AWAY FROM YOUR STINKING PUSSY.

LEARN HYGIENE.

http://thenationonlineng.net/shock-ogun-community-woman-discharges-maggots-private-part/

oh yeah this what i just talked about! seeing (m)just right beside my name and what a dumb ass like you to do is attribute pussy to me

dang buddy your a fusing dumbass slowpoke

Obiossy:
useless Fool.. you will die young,if you don't take time, be careful.. your linage is cursed..slaves of Alimi

i tend to ignore low lives like you....tis just that you happen to be unfortunate being an igbo

anyway good day enjoy ur afternoon

greatbuc:
HAVE YOU BOUGHT YOUR OWN?

lol

iQUOTE:
That was how a girlfriend of mine slept with 5 of my friends that year. Every one of us had an encounter with her. My friend saw me with her and was like "Ah, guy na you dey date this babe now? Francis don port that babe na"

We discovered she went on to sleep with all 5 of us! I and my friend sat ourselves at a bar and called her to come over. You need to see the expression on her face when the other 3 guys bounced in, then she knew it was a set up. We now exposed her whoring lifestyle and all the lies she ever told us one by one. Bìtch was just there crying her eyes out.

And oh, I forgot to mention. She's married now. Is our God not wonderful?

lool

darecool:
He will succeed. Paul Kegame succeeded and he's still succeeding. The truth is what you don't like, but it doesn't change it from being the truth.
I know people like you will be aspiring to travel to the western world because of how organized they are but you'll never want to allow the same in your own country.

yeah i left that becoz i wasn't given the chances to and besides life is more valuable and lotta things to achieve

Horus:
Church leaders accept tithes in the name of God. They'll say “God needs your help building the church, ” What does god need with a multi-million dollar church Nothing. These are the same so-called church leaders that you'll find riding in fancy cars, eating the best foods, living in expensive homes and living the life of wealthy people while their followers scrape and struggle to do “God's will” by tithing. These so-called leaders will lead congregations in the worse of the worse neighborhoods and on their way to church to preach on Sundays or Saturdays or whatever day they declare to be the Sabbath,they will step over the homeless or the less fortunate.

is that all?

i mean are you true?

flyca:
Everyone is shouting "Halleluya", "Praise God" all over. No one has spared a thought to the inconvinence this has brought to the residents of Gbagada and environs.

When I get into authority, this one and many others are going down! Nanzenze!

that's why people like you don't succeed pass street/local government level...its even hard for you to make it heendrix say so write it dwn and quote me anywhere

how we sure they ain't gonna be released again

sorry kid

Wishaky:
Dakota?

oh i guess you've not heard of Dakota before

Lifeofpolice1:
my brother sincerely from my heart of heart

I don't mind what I said

We can still be friends bro

alright buddy welcome on board

Russia been chest beating since 19BC

only reason assad is still there is cause trump isn't really serious about removing him

the truth is they all need a place to test their develop armory and artillery

Lifeofpolice1:
Enjoy your ban

lol like i care uh....not anymore in Nigeria where everyone stays idle
so bud do what you fvcking like I'm stil making my $$

nonsense
feel like fvcking her wrinkled ass till it tear danu
anyway something tells me she'd didn't say that

Lifeofpolice1:
go and tell your President he's a womanizer

And you stop ✋engaging yourself on Africa forum

confused soul and it's true tho dey don't give a fvck about what you gotta think I'm dang sure you could lick a poo just to get an sa visa

Wishaky:
Thought its only here in naija dat people do drive without sense by using one way in express, I just pity his poor family, same way I lost a frnd and her baby boy in Texas last year...RIP to him sa.

coming to Dakota anytime soon?

Glare247:
bross,every body is not like u sir,i just want honest answrers not insult,have u been there before?or do u have anyone over there?

yeah had a friend who left Fargo here for there(kuwait)but he returned saying some sh*t guess he couldn't cope

can i ask are you Muslim? it's i guess easier fr Moslems