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majamajic:
He Worth the throne or he deserves his majesty

wow. Nice one boss. The man worth and deserve am truly.. He's the real definition of akanchawa.

SpecialAdviser:
Kingship really fit some people. This kind of king is what they call EZEKWESILI.

nice one boss. Pls what's the meaning of ezekwesili?

seanwilliam:
i can remember the following
1. rubbing my dick on a sister yansh in church during fire fire vigil.. but I think she liked it cos the dick was hard af , and she was just doing like someone in spirit...
2. I used my last term school fee in sec school to buy a new phone.. I never pay the school fees till date
3. a pastor daughter gave me head in their parlour when I go charge
4. when my dad was working in construction coy, I transferred 40k twice from his account.. he thought it was bank issue so he was going to the bank to lay complaints, oboy I quickly returned it because that shit would have spoilt my reputation.. of all him pikin, na me my parents trust pass.. up till now self, they really confide in me..
5. when I visited my brother in Osun state, I would wake up as earlier as 4 in the morning, I would hide in the kitchen and peep through the window, all the girls in that house bathe outside early.. although good bathroom dey but I no no why dem dey bath outside.. I see different pussies and yansh.. na that time I know how girls dey wash pussy .oboy!
6. I made a threat on a guy that was eyeing my girlfriend then..( the guy hostel was beside my own.. and the guy carry well well ) .. I call am for midnight, I used strange number , give am voice , tell am say he go die if he no desist.. funnily enough immediately I dropped the call, the guy called my number and told me that " guy someone is threatening me cos of your girl.. I just laughed and feigned ignorance.
7. I fuvk my girlfriend's roomate.. she went to shagamu, her phone was off so I went to her hostel, didnt see anyone so I waited till like 9 for night.. her room mate came back from where she went to do assignment. gbam , naso dem bring night, I kuku borrow her charger, thinking by 11, I go go house.. naso we watch Spartacus enter relay.... she was crying in the morning,I quickly left befoe by 5am before guys wey sabi me wake up; D
8. I told a lecturer in the class that" you are mad sir".. Walai dem no catch me na another person dem catch.. the guy beg tire...he said he didnt mean to say that ( he used him mouth kill himself )
9. the day I was going to unilag, I helped the driver collect money and handed it over to him.. he thanked me, mumu man no no say I no pay
10. I went to mesuya during rush hour.. I chopped 1k suya without paying Kobo...
e too plenty walai, those are the ones I could reminisce vividly

lol bro na from small you Don bad o. Chai

XhosaNostra:
Lying about my mother's "death" just to have time off work. Mind you, she's been gone for a very, very long time, but I still use that as an excuse because it's the only one that can make me cry convincingly & genuinely
I even used it to the police this one time I needed a good excuse to avoid jail time

I was like, "I shouldn't have done that, but my mother just died" & I got away with it

wow you're crazy mama.

Nawao. Why dem come remove her cloth till now I never understand. And some don do pass her but because dem wan see things..dem no come get sense again..this country no pure at all.. Na anywhere Belle face I swear.

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bro by social you mean whatsapp, Facebook and all abi? Can I use it to browse?

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CanadaOrBust:
Morni sa. Sometimes it is just the phone that stays on NL while I’m gone. Stay safe

no problem boss. You're the sir o. Your boy is loyal. OK bro. Same here.

It's obvious.. May God help us

CanadaOrBust my boss good morning sir. You never sleep ni? How is everything bro?

J111333:
Baba don vex.
Whether real or fake, I had a good laugh.

lol na by force marry o baba. Anywhere Belle face for Mike. E no good to suffer in vain na. Lol

pacino26:
My Adaugo clocked two weeks on Friday and I must confess she's tall too and strong. Weighed 3.89kg at birth.

Help me give that actress wey de find baby nails this my Adaugo pics.

Your baby is doing great.

hahahhahaha. May God bless your baby sir and that of the op.. Blessings follow them all through.

Funny, crazy and stupid country. How dare you flog a woman? Nawao. How dem dey feel sef flogging that woman... Chai

CollinsWeGlobe:
Eating, reading and surfing the internet everyday

bro no vex o.. You finish this food once or you keep small for later?

Ogadinma..

Although I'm a Muslim but I can't stop listening to mercy chinwo's excess love.. That song dey kill me.

amaniro:
The man comot the PPE like suicide bomber

e fit be say na intentional sef o bro. So people go carry am with hand...

Congratulations bro.

Semperty:
why are you surprised?. That girl said she only moves with men old enough to be her dad, you should know what she meant when she said that.

hahahhahaha bro nawao. Some of these girls ehn.

CAPSLOCKED:
BUT IF YOU TIDY SOAPY FOR THE NEXT 2-6 MONTHS YOU WON'T DIE.
THE CS WOMAN NEEDS A BREAK, AND THE BEST YOU CAN DO IS TO UNDERSTAND, TOLERATE, AND ENDURE.

capsbaba respect.

Life's actually good. May God help us all. Ogadinma

Preshieben:
Not just any guy

lol see you. Not just any guy? Tell me

Preshieben:
yhh

wow..that's serious. So you can't cope with a guy?

Preshieben:
I love what the lady did Exactly my type

nawao.. Are you serious?