₦airaland Forum

PRYCE:
See OBJ teeth!

you wicked ooo.

HungerBAD:
Where are the rumor mongers?

Now that the Christian Primates have Visited the President,you will not hear them shout that the President wants to turn Nigeria into a Christian Country.

But one visit from a Muslim Cleric,and those who are intellectually bankrupt will run into town,screaming Buhari wants to Sharia us.

are you from togo?

HungerBAD:
What?

Should this woman not be in Jail?how can we just forget about this woman right under our nose?so they now give awards for a job well done to those that loot and steal from the Public?

There are a lot of reasons Awards,Certificates and anything associated with Africa is not taken serious by the Western World.

This is one.

did you just fart or was it you talking , if its you talking then you must be thinking through the anus. I don't just know how partisan politics, tribalism and religious sentimentalism seem to make us overlook what is 0bvious with the fact that the economy is on oxygen, due to the rulership(not leadership) we are getting from the true father of dullards, folly, and cowardice and is obviously the inventor of cluelessness and indecisiveness( bubu). People are dieing helplessly and all you apc wailers do is to arrest or probe one member or the other of the past government in the name of fighting corruption while PMB whom you so much trust is the one who's loothing the countrys wealth with some of the most corrupt PDP members which the GEJ administration refused to work with and they defected to APC to look for greener pasture and now they and your likes want to witch-hunt loyal hard workers of the past admin? No not @ this time and era.

kenonze:
Mtcheeew.

Baba Don't mind the clueless one.

you are beautiful, but your comment defiles your beauty,that's why you got no like from your fellow cohorts.

dorocent:
Lol........


Aite, I dnt hv a tin for buhari or his administration buh I certainly blive dat, wat PDP did to dis country durin 16yrs of rulin is more worst dan wat NDA r doin now. Buh I hope for a better country. Buhari plS do sumtin to stop all wat we r facing now.

just like praying to the devil to make things right when its obvious he is the clear cause of your suffering. Sometimes I just wonder how partisan politics, fanatism, and sentimentalism can make wise men turn into what the later is.

calliope:
Institutionalized transphobia and homophobia has blinded the eye of

Nigerians, and I loved that show

Well its doesn't change d fact I am Cait is topping veiwship around the

world! Nigerians can goan kill demslves

GOD BLESS THE TRANSGENDER COMMUNITY

maggot ruptured brain.

[quote author=happney65 post=46077003][/quote]you are just too good(a guru).

MrFairplay4ume:
Shame on PDP!!!

only buffoons will say that. But I believe you are not one cos I assume you have not been in the country May29 last year till now for you to see this insane woe of your goro chewing, myopic thinking, burkutu drinking and primitive bubu.

wristbangle:
As we all know that most Nigerian ladies are so obsessed with taking pictures just to flaunt their styles on social media. By the reason of this obsession, some take pictures in any environment they find themselves not minding how awkward these pictures look.

Here are the awkward places many Nigerian ladies snap pictures and upload them for the world to see;

1. Toilet

Some ladies don't even mind the odour emanating from the toilet just to show how classy they are. In fact, some of them will even take a selfie while defecating. This is aimed at craving attention from guys. This silly act is very common with Lagos babes.

2. Okada

It beats my imagination how some ladies managed to snap themselves conveniently on bike despite the gallops and brake applied by the bike man. Just because wind is blowing their useless weavon and perhaps they are wearing sun glass, they will snap themselves and later seek guys' consent if they look like nadia buhari. This is pure nonsense.

3. Public transport bus

I also experience this inside idanfo or keke napep; you must at least seen a lady snapping herself. Just yesterday when I boarded a bus from Anthony to CMS, the lady beside me was taking selfie as if her life depended on it. I advised her to keep her phone because of traffic thieves instead she abused me and I kept quiet. Before a tinkle of an eye, a dude snatch her phone from the window and she started wailing.

4. Market

I don't know what pleasure ladies derive in snapping pictures at dangerous market places such apongbon, yaba, oshodi, etc where there are high number of rogues, financially frustrated guys and armed robbers. Are they so impatient to realise that one minutes of foolishness can make them loose all valuable thing on them?

6. Road side

Even if it's possible for some ladies to take pictures at Lagos-Ibadan Expressway, I know they will definitely do that. Later when an unforeseen circumstances happen, they will blame it on Lalastic.lala for not making their topics to the FP.

6. Suya Joint

Some ladies will order for N100 from Ab.oki and will quickly take a selfie saying they are having nice time at a barbecue in lekki meanwhile they bought the suya at Iyana paja If the Abo.ki is a very sharp man, he can corner such a lady into his bedroom.

7. During church service

In fact, taking pictures in the church is a very good thing but it's very awkward to be taking selfie during sermon, prayer meeting and quickly upload it on social media. When they return from church, ask them for the topic of the sermon and they will be looking clueless.

8. Filling station


You heard me right? Yes filling station. One thing I observed about ladies who take snap themselves sporadically is that they don't take precautionary measure and also too stubborn to adhere to simple instruction. The sign is written on pump engine at filling stations that smoking and use of phone are prohibited but that is time they will start chatting, calling and snapping themselves unnecessarily as if they are possessed. Smh.

haba guy , last price nah! filling station ke,lolz

Gabriel6:
This story is a non friction, it happened on 23rd of this month. It took place here in abuja. I was coming from my place of work, instead of entrying bike i decided to follow one short cut, though the part i wanted to take is a bushy part and it was something after 5pm but I am Never scared of anything. I started my journey, it was a lonely one until i sighted a girl from afar. I was happy i have seen someone to walk with and a lady for that matter. I began to walk faster to meet up with her.

When she saw me, she stopped walking and was like waiting for me. When i finally reached her that is when i descovered how beautiful and front and back she was heavily endowed. While i was observing her, she greeted me which i answered starmaring, she told me her name is Abigail and that is when the story started.

She said and i quote: this is my first time of coming to abuja, i was coming to visit one of my aunty so the motor i entered from my village brought me to a park, so i entered another motor going to Wuse which is where my aunt stays but the next thing, i found my self in this bush and all the money i have in my bag have been taken. If u can help me with any amount that can take me to my destination i will be grateful.

That was her stories. So i handed her 500 naira note and i directed her where she will get a taxi to her destinaton, i was about to go when she asked me to wait i came nearer to her she looked at me and say u are a good guy for this thing u have done for me i don't have any thing to give u but what i have i will give u that is when my brain went back to her personal properties, her ukwu was mighty, i got erected immediately, she started going into the bush and i was following her. It was then i found out everywhere was getting dark. The worst part was no one was passing that road i began to feel a little scared but swept the fear away with what i was going to get.

We reached the back of a cashew tree she drew her skirt down took off her pant open her bag and brought out a condom then i became suspicious why will she be traveling with a condom but everything was just happening fast before i could say anything the condom was already on me, she grab the tree so i began banging from behind for a long time.

Immediately i cum, i heard the leave make noise at my back i turned and i thought i saw some one in a flash but when i kept looking that direction i saw no one so i gave up. She removed the condom from me and was trying to put it in her bag i did not know what came upon me, I just grabbed it and picked race lo and behold, three men dashed out of the bush and straight they were after me i ran and ran and ran and they also ran after me as if their lifes depended on it but i out ran them and soon they stopped but i did not stop until i got home. And people who saw me running like a mad man followed me home, so i told them what happened except the one that i bang her and the condom thing i did not tell them.

So i hope everyone will learn from this my silly mistake that almost ended me. What am wondering is what they wanted to do with my sperm, with this we are now sure there are some people who are out there seaching for used condoms so beware of how u deposite it after use. Am typing and smiling because i was lucky to escape if not maybe this thread would have be help!!! My sperm has been stolen.

*as in 1000ways to die* you would have been spermducted

halfricanadian:
ok na.

add me up om facebook @ jerome moses

halfricanadian:
atleast single life is bae now

No worries bou no guy nd nt bothered nd not been played nd been hurt badly at d same time by someone making anoda girl known to me happy

i left such bullshitss behind mehn

I get your point dea
r and that's because I had such experience as urs, well things change. But der is no cloud without a silver lining as I
have learnt so give up the nun and walk down the aisle with me(someone who best understands your predicament).

halfricanadian:
atleast single life is bae now

No worries bou no guy nd nt bothered nd not been played nd been hurt badly at d same time by someone making anoda girl known to me happy

i left such bullshitss behind mehn

I get your point dea
r and that's because I had such experience as urs, well things change. But der is no cloud without a silver lining as I
have learnt so give up the nun and walk down the aisle with me(someone who best understands your predicament).

Daris God ooo

halfricanadian:
Cant remember old things have passed away all things have become new

Single is d new school

but atleast a school you must Graduate from

Omittesb:
Well: Am Playing Figure it out by French Montana ft Kanye West and Nas . It got me thinking: I remember going out with another lady while I was dating my first Girlfriend, She later found out and that lead to our break up: although we remained friends.

So have you ever played or cheated in your past or present relationship?.

small small oo

Abeg make una helep me, hw una dey quote for hia?

[quote author=mrkayusfit post=45989458] By now the Niger delta skies ought to be filled with helicopters and bomber Jets from the Nigerian airforce so they can do reconnaissance and possibly eves drop on the militants by monitoring their communications. These ragtag militants from the 5% region should not be allowed to hold the country to ransom. Buhari should give a shoot at sight order to the military so the avengers can pee in their pants. if not for the innocent people living in the Niger delta, I would have recommended a total leveling of the region if necessary. We the SW and core North are the only region not disturbing the peace of Nigeria. The 5% people are just a pain in our asses.
[Were went thy sense? ]