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Politics › Re: Who Is Karl Ikemefuna Von Batten And What Is He Hiding - Femi Fani-kayode Writes by Helinuse: 10:33am On Sep 08
Fekumzi123:
I take him serious oooo, that man is a former minister of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. Who are you?
Oops.

A former minister is what anyone can be without any criteria of competence.
He was never even voted in, so that we can say he was what he was by reason of the sentiment of the majority.

So, as a former minister, he is still a nobody.
His words don't carry any more weight than a comment on Nairaland.
Travel › Re: Nigerian High Commission In The UK Accused Of Imposing Extra Charges by Helinuse: 8:55am On Sep 08
When Nigerians talk about people who have jakpa as "suffering" I just laugh at them.
You know, when you have not tasted what is good, even the bad may be the best to you.

The day you witness a working society, you will wonder how the Nigerian system, the African system as a whole sef, survives.
Where their leaders do as they like, and the people also do as they like.

The police can harass whoever they want,
The leaders can go against any policy,
People can defecate lawlessly on the road
The Doctors and Nurses can choose to treat whoever they want, whenever they want.

And then some people will come out to say, "those in the UK are suffering because of taxes."
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Business › Re: Drivers, Cooks, Traders Can Own Refinery Shares, Says Dangote by Helinuse: 8:49am On Sep 08
Lamba for who no know.
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It's just like an okrika man telling you that his wares are original. Before nko, wetin e suppose talk?


A driver, cook, and trader has no business with "buying shares."
They can do it, but they shouldn't.
At their level of capital, the system becomes more unprofitable than profitable.
Not that they will lose their money, oh, but they surely will not make enough as they would have made channeling such liquity to ventures that are within their capital value.

No allow big man whine you.
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Travel › Re: Amazon Cargo Plane Crashes At Miami Airport, 5 Dead, 5 Injured by Helinuse: 7:59am On Sep 08
HacheNoire:
The current US administration will not release anything that will tarnish their image.

Nothing is independent now and all cover ups!

From the job data, military casualties and losses, and even state of the economy are all lies.

Nothing like independent data in the Trump administration. Anyone who does it will be fired.

Can’t you see how he has been on the tail of the Fed chair he appointed himself. He does not like reports that don’t favour him and those around him know that.
Ok, we agree, Iran is winning.

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Crime › Re: Boko Haram Sacks Zaranga, Adamawa, Several Residents Feared Killed by Helinuse: 7:32am On Sep 08
Blunt99:
Three words:

Islam
Islam
Islam
Don't mind the guy up there, busy asking questions.
Asking silly questions like "what would you have done?"
We are currently seeing a situation where members of the government and almost half of the population of Nigeria is complicit in terroriism and yet he is asking questions.
Crime › Re: Boko Haram Sacks Zaranga, Adamawa, Several Residents Feared Killed by Helinuse: 7:28am On Sep 08
Kingrshd3:
Of you are given the presidential sit today what would you have done differently to protect the lives of these people in the rural area
....

We are here to hear.from you
Not "if."
We already have an elected president.
We should be discussing what the President is not doing since the situation lingers.

The President should declare full-scale war on the jeehardeest group and destroy them.
If he hasn't done that, then his government is complicit.
If a full military of one of the richest countries in Africa cannot put down terrorism when smaller countries like Morocco, Cameroon, Niger, etc. have done so, points to the complicity of the government in the religious agenda of the jeehardeest.
Crime › Re: Boko Haram Sacks Zaranga, Adamawa, Several Residents Feared Killed by Helinuse: 7:26am On Sep 08
Kingrshd3:
If you are the president what will you do to restrict this kind of attack from a rural area??
I would first destroy the terrorist group so that they don't even have the opportunity to invade a rural or urban area.
If you don't know that that is the solution, then you are actually a supporter of what the groups are doing.
Business › Re: Chairman TOSLAD Group Honoured As Most Promising Real Estate Personality Of The by Helinuse: 4:12pm On Sep 07
MarkNsukkaBread:
Who are the people selling these phantom awards to these people?
The Awardee, is the Awarder.

They are just some funny dudes that add the name "group" to whatever they register with the CAC for N20,000.
They add the word group and then go about, giving themselves awards.
This scam is prevalent in Nigeria's so-called "real estate" industry.

The other parts of their scam company, which they put together as a "group," may be registered as very perpendicular sectors like agriculture, entertainment, digital marketing, education, stocks, etc.

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Check it na, all the houses mentioned on this "group" company's website are 3D CAD drawings.
They have never built anything before, yet they are receiving an award as a "group" of companies.
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Investment › Re: Dangote Refinery Sets IPO Minimum Subscription At N5,250 by Helinuse: 3:01pm On Sep 07
HacheNoire:
You not educated about what you talking about.
Good for you, Professor.
Investment › Re: Dangote Refinery Sets IPO Minimum Subscription At N5,250 by Helinuse: 2:02pm On Sep 07
For the poor who want to sacrifice their money to make the rich richer.
Because the rich have already done what they need to do.
Now this opportunity is for the poor to enrich the rich.

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Politics › Re: Atiku Insists Tinubu’s Subsidy Policy Favours His Friends, Oil Majors by Helinuse: 12:50pm On Sep 07
A one-time Vice President has spoken.
Watch as one nairalander who doesn't know more than trolling Peter Obi supporters, will rush out to argue with him.
Politics › Re: Yusuf Gawuna Engages In Town Hall Meeting In Kano (video) by Helinuse: 12:28pm On Sep 07
Just in case you don't know, also the Kachalla Senator, USman Buba, the Kachalla Bandit of all Bandits, will be opening his campaign trail soon.
Politics › Re: APC Presidential Campaign Council Released New Media List by Helinuse: 10:05am On Sep 07
Wait!!

Check out number 125.

"Moshood Abeed"

Can you imagine someone referring to himself, consciously, as the same name that Arabs call him?
Christianity Etc › Re: White Missionaries Evangelized Africa, But Africa Thinks They Need Help The Most by Helinuse: 8:48am On Sep 07
Imalwayshorny:
Let go back to our forefathers religion which is traditional
So that you can continue doing the terrible things they were doing?
TV/Movies › Re: How Often Do You Watch Animation Movies? by Helinuse: 1:10pm On Sep 06
As often as Kachalla Senator Usman Buba has not declared it haram.
Foreign Affairs › Re: UN Adopts New World Map To Correct Africa’s Distorted Size by Helinuse: 12:59pm On Sep 06
Kingray10:
I still can't find a reason why US voted No
Simply because the US understands one thing:
All those international bodies have been taken over by jihadists, leftists, and activists, and anything that comes out of those bodies is for nothing good but to stir their propaganda.

Now I will ask you: what has this map change got to do with the situation of Africa?
Will it now make them richer?
Foreign Affairs › Re: UN Adopts New World Map To Correct Africa’s Distorted Size by Helinuse: 12:56pm On Sep 06
PDPdestroyer:
Some born slaves will still come here to defend their masters grin
Funny thing is that people who refer to others as slaves are usually suffering from a strong sense of inferiority complex and have to mirror their situation on others in order to self-validate.
Travel › Re: Prophet Rolex Apologises Over TMT Travels Visa Controversy (VIDEO) by Helinuse:
But how and why did we start calling this one an influencer?
Maybe we have lost the clear definition and distinction between these words: popular, trending, famous, notorious, influencers, and celebrity.

-Someone can be trendy or sensational without being an influencer.
-Notorious people are usually famous (e.g., Bobrisky and Shekau).
-Someone can be famous and not an influencer (e.g., Tinubu and Sunday Igboho).
-Celebrities are usually influencers (Davido and Bobrisky)
-An influencer usually has "an influence" on how a population of people behaves, thinks, and makes their choices. They may not be trendy (e.g., VDM and Peter Obi).
Education › Re: New York City Bans Use Of AI In Elementary And Middle Schools by Helinuse: 11:36am On Sep 03
algomachine:
Dumb analogy, calculator and AI in same sentence? Omo, nairaland get dull people o, how many billions has been spent on calculator data centers?
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This statement never disappoints: "Stupid people always struggle hard to give credence to their stupid opinion by first saying their listeners are stupid."


Notice the word "dumb" in the very first sentence and also "dull" in the immediate next?
Did you notice that you had to make your point in the last sentence?
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Psychology hardly disappoints.
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Education › Re: New York City Bans Use Of AI In Elementary And Middle Schools by Helinuse: 8:58am On Sep 03
koladata:
Don't compare this to any invention in history of human. This is completely different. We've never seen this one before, it is an existential threat to human race if not properly managed
Exactly, your quote was the same that was made about COMPUTERS.
Yes, the exact same quote.
Crime › Re: Bandits Kidnap Audu Fanka Salisu Yahaya In Kano by Helinuse: 7:07am On Sep 03
wolesmile:
First of all, I guess you ought to know why I put the "state police" in quote.
Second of all, when you define what "policing" means, they are police, confined to certain states, so they fit in as state police.
Stop doubling down on wrong.
Communities police themselves by doing what is right. Doesn't mean that they fit as "state police."
Local authorities organize themselves as "vigilantes" and do not operate outside the state. They still don't like to be referred to as "state police."
Education › Re: New York City Bans Use Of AI In Elementary And Middle Schools by Helinuse: 7:00am On Sep 03
Ishilove:
About time. People have become so heavily reliant on AI that they have started outsourcing their thinking faculties to robots.
We said the same about calculators. We claimed that people relied on it heavily for calculations.
We said the same about the internet. We said people relied on it heavily for information.

Later, we realized it was not wise to say so. We discovered that those who left calculators and the internet behind never became better than those who adopted them. Those who adopted it became faster and more productive.

Unfortunately, New York elected a guy who would even prefer to live like in the 1400s.
Crime › Re: Bandits Kidnap Audu Fanka Salisu Yahaya In Kano by Helinuse: 9:28am On Sep 01
wolesmile:
Their so called "state police," the Hisbah, are only good at arresting ashewos and breaking beer bottles.
First, Hisbah is not "state police."
It is a abberation of the term, as expected.
Hisbah is the military arm of Islam.

And if you expect them to fight Islamists, then good luck with your expectation.
Crime › Re: Bandits Kidnap Audu Fanka Salisu Yahaya In Kano by Helinuse: 9:27am On Sep 01
Where are the cows?
Show me the cows.
TV/Movies › Re: Peter Cullen: A Piece Of Our Childhood Has Died by Helinuse: 7:03pm On Aug 29
RIP great one.
These are people who made our days worth many thoughts.
Travel › Re: How I Caught Passengers Having Sex On Airplane - Female Pilot by Helinuse: 6:59pm On Aug 29
Omoawoke:
Too much lies, this story is a confirm cock and bull story and it’s trending

How could that tiny airplane toilet even take two people ??

What proof she’s even a pilot ?

Content creator wear uniform dey form pilot 🤣
She even claimed that she put it on autopilot and then handed it over to her co-pilot.
She wan whine us.

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Celebrities › Re: Portable Calls Out Wizkid, Davido, Burna Boy & Olamide For Ignoring Poco Lee (Vi by Helinuse: 6:54pm On Aug 29
Hndrrxxx:
oh you tryna diss Hndrrxxx that will prolly get you killed?
Yo mehn!

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Boy wey never enter plane before dey do "yo men."

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Politics › Re: Umahi Storms River Niger Bridge (Photos, Video) by Helinuse: 2:22pm On Aug 29
ElevationD:
That’s exactly you. Now no peace for you. No sleep, no rest!
Cry now.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran’s Leaders Acknowledge Economic Toll Of War, Pledge Diplomacy, Defence by Helinuse: 2:21pm On Aug 29
alpharoyalty:
Even with the war, they are still better than Nigeria
Which Nigeria?
Una don leave the war with USA, una wan war with Nigeria?

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Even before the war, Iran was never close to Nigeria.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran’s Leaders Acknowledge Economic Toll Of War, Pledge Diplomacy, Defence by Helinuse: 2:01pm On Aug 29
Na Nigerian Iranians wan scater Iran kpata kpata.

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Politics › Re: Umahi Storms River Niger Bridge (Photos, Video) by Helinuse: 1:28pm On Aug 29
ElevationD:
So you can see how you are suffocating already!
The person who told you that sliding into my mention will afford you peace deceived you.

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Celebrities › Re: Ayra Starr’s Sister, Salt: If I Date A Man I'm Richer Than, I'll Control Him by Helinuse: 1:27pm On Aug 29
But what makes her so special that her opinion matters?
In fact, she is not even named. She is literally named after someone else.

So, why should her opinion matter?
Na nonsesne una dey carry as news.

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