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Crime › Re: Nigerian Executed In Madinah For Cocaine Smuggling by Helinuse: 2:24pm On Aug 25
Funny that they say "in accordance with Islamic law."

How did Islam know that there would be "drug smuggling"

You see why we say, illogical things will later be challenged by logic?
Now they have formed their own law, and whitewashed it with "Islamic."

The only Islamic thing there is that they used a sword.
Celebrities › Re: Wahala: The Big Challenge Before Poco Lee by Helinuse: 12:36pm On Aug 25
AdolfHitlerxXx:
Very well written. Many Nigerian men and some Africans don't understand the concept of consent.

They are often taught lessons they never forget abroad.
The point is;
When any love-vendor tells you that they have arranged someone for you, refuse it.
It's better if you go out and get a prostitute by yourself.
Events › Re: Groom Turns His Wedding Into A Wwe-style Showdown Crowd Goes Wild (pix/video) by Helinuse: 12:34pm On Aug 25
It's beautiful to see people happy.
cheesy cheesy cheesy

In the midst of hardship, Nigerians somehow find a way to make themselves happy.
It's beautiful.
Crime › Re: Islamic Teacher Arrested For Defiling Two Minors During Quranic Class by Helinuse: 12:27pm On Aug 25
You mean DURING what?

You don't mean it!!!

huh huh huh


I hope those minors are safe.
Because according to their laws, they can end up being stoned, as they can simply be accused by the Islamic teacher of "seducing him" and since they don't have four witnesses to testify for them, it is now their words against their law and not their words against his.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Strait Of Hormuz Ship Traffic Drops To A Single Vessel on Monday by Helinuse: 11:41am On Aug 25
I love Nairaland.

They will just wake up one morning or afternoon and make Nigerian Iranians happy with some news.

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Politics › Re: Sheik Jingir: I Don’t Hate Christians by Helinuse: 10:42am On Aug 25
If you think that this guy is an outlier among all his type, then you don't know what the relijion actually teaches.

He is no outlier.
He is the average.
In fact, he is the "moderate," that is if there is anything like that.
Business › Re: Call Me TOE Or Mr. Elumelu: He Was Right To Insist On His Name - Sola Oluwole by Helinuse: 8:07am On Aug 23
Dogalmighty17:
Our so called 'elders' keep harping on respect. Look at the mess of a country they are leaving behind.
The greatest mess they are leaving behind is you.
Romance › Re: Why Do The Guys That Like Me Are The Ones I Don't Like? by Helinuse: 11:18am On Aug 21
Evaress:
It feels like the people who are drawn to me aren’t the ones I’m drawn to. I don’t feel a connection, and I can’t fake it.

Meanwhile, the people I genuinely like don’t seem to feel the same way about me.

Then I get blamed for being single, like I’m the problem for saying no.

But should I force feelings that aren’t there? I’ve tried, and it doesn’t work.

I just wish it was easier to find someone who feels the same way I do.

I want the feelings to be mutual on both sides not one-sided love.

I don't even need the man to be as handsome as brad pitt or as rich as Elon musk. There is this certain type of appeal that i find attractive in a Guy which most guys don't have.
You are still a kid.
When you grow, you will understand life better.
Health › Re: FG Creates Paramedics Assistant And Technician Cadres To Boost Career Prospects by Helinuse: 2:13pm On Aug 20
wellmax:
Are you for realhuh?? See the moment you take partisanship from your eyes and see Nigeria as Nigeria, the better for you.
Now go and register your reply in your WhatsApp group for this month's payment.
Salary season is coming.
Foreign Affairs › Re: US Opens Secret Oil Route Through Hormuz, Moves 10 Million Barrels Daily - Axios by Helinuse: 12:29pm On Aug 20
Leepeak:
My boy listen and pay attention okay
When u say flush 90 Irans why is USA crying and begging for a deal, he who has the gold make the rule
I am winning I don't have to beg and open another straits for ship to pass which from the media it's about 10m in the night grin
Nor be for morning na night 😂 it's a common knowledge how much is the price of crude ?
Funny enough CNN BBC aljazera fox news never carry am
Here is the latest https://on.rt.com/dt8o
So let's see how democrant will enter the house Iran will definitely survive
For them this war is survival but Donald and u think killing is winning let's see if Nov election will be like
For all muslim groups or countries, survival has always been the aim and not victory.
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And trust me, I am not opening any trash Nigerian Iranian link.
I'd rather rely on reports from the State House Correspondence in Washinton DC.
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Paste your link,
Open the link by yourself.
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I am sure it is in your link that they told you that Trump and Netanyahu has been arrested with Yoav Gallant.
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Foreign Affairs › Re: Tehran Gas Stations Run Dry As Iran Faces Growing Fuel Shortage by Helinuse: 12:17pm On Aug 20
Nigerian Iranians say saaaaam!
Iran is winning, America is begging.
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I keep saying it:
The Iranian terrorist government is afraid of the wrong people.
They are afraid of Israel, knowing that its strike is tough and powerful.
But they are not afraid of America, knowing that their strike is political and mild.

What they fail to realize is that:
The result of any Israeli strike is to stop or prevent an action for a period. The effect is for a short period.
The result of the American strike is to weaken. The effect is for a generation.

I would have advised Iranians and Nigerian Iranians to be more afraid of America than Israel.
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Health › Re: FG Creates Paramedics Assistant And Technician Cadres To Boost Career Prospects by Helinuse: 12:16pm On Aug 20
Flangelo12:
Nice Initiative.

Let's get our people working.
What is nice about the initiative?
At least in your WhatsApp group, they should have told you guys to post something more than this in order to receive your monthly pay na.
Foreign Affairs › Re: US Opens Secret Oil Route Through Hormuz, Moves 10 Million Barrels Daily - Axios by Helinuse: 12:13pm On Aug 20
Leepeak:
My son let me teach u something about the blockage u are slow to geopolitics
It amazes me how people think this things work
Listen
How the Direct Maritime Blockade OperatesRadio Warnings & Diversions: U.S. warships establish direct radio communication with vessels departing Iranian ports, ordering them to turn around and re-enter Iranian waters. Helicopter Boardings & Seizures: If a vessel ignores radio orders or attempts to run the blockade, U.S. Marines or Coast Guard Law
Na that one be direct blockage



Lol so listen my boy USA nor dey front of Iran
If them try am grin
If USA try am enter front of Iran
Omo tears even u self go cry sorry for trump

He should learn
What of isreal why are they not attacking again
About 6 isreal general is dead but u know my boy on the internet isreal hasn't lost a single soul
Ok, Oga Sir.
But it is not 6 Israeli generals; it is 600 Israeli generals, including Netanyahu, Gallant, and Donald Trump.
You see, it is more than your 90 Iranian generals, the Supreme Leader, and the whole Ministers' cabinet that were flushed down the toilet.

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So, Iran is still winning.
The US is not close by in any way.
They radio Iranian vessels from Washington, D.C., and beg them to turn back.
If they don't turn back, Iran will just walk into Israel and pick one Israeli general as a lesson to America.
Family › Re: Egypt Coach Hossam Hassan Collapses While Separating His 2 Wives During A Fight by Helinuse: 12:05pm On Aug 20
ekhai:
"Weak men run away from troubles and meet more troubles later" THIS last part reminds me of certain politician in Nigeria.
Exactly:

Atiku: PDP -> ACN -> PDP -> APC
Peter Obi: APGA -> PDP -> LP -> NDC
Tinubu: SDP -> AD -> AC -> ACN -> APC

E shock you ba?

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Properties › Re: FG Unveils Loan For Nigerians To Build Or Buy Houses — How To Apply by Helinuse: 11:52am On Aug 20
ijayalolo:
The next time you wan throw out lamba like your lord, remember say some people dey here to cast you. Any small thing na to dey call America this and that with confidence. Person wey nor know how airport look like dey tell us about America.



Thank you for your attention to this matter
Average income in the US: 60-80k
Average price of a house in the US cities: 400k
Years to obtain (100% salary and no inflation): 5 years.

Average income in Nigeria: 100k (graduate salary - good working place)
Lowest price of a house in Nigeria: 50 million
Years to obtain (100% salary and no inflation): 41.7 years



Funny enough, you guys who have never left the country's shores are the ones who come online to talk about others, not knowing what an airport looks like. Faceless platforms like these just give little men the opportunity to challenge everyone.
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I'm sure to you, the climax of everything is an airport.
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Don't mention me again abeg Mr. "I live in Atlanta and you have never gone abroad before."
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Family › Re: Egypt Coach Hossam Hassan Collapses While Separating His 2 Wives During A Fight by Helinuse: 11:42am On Aug 20
Mirasteel:
Yes d**th to zionist jews
You know who later died?
Your Supreme Leader.

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You know who killed him?
Zionist Jews did.

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Crime › Re: Video Of KC Luxury Cars - Garage That Got Nigerians Talking by Helinuse: 11:41am On Aug 20
PaNnamdi:
ignorance is a disease if u dont know something stop claiming or saying bad stuffs about it,
forex isnt a scam ive achieved alot from this sameforex u are rubbishing
Ok Sir,
You who know too much, keep achieving "a lot."
Just make sure you don't achieve in the way your forerunners did achieved theirs.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: US Opens Secret Oil Route Through Hormuz, Moves 10 Million Barrels Daily - Axios by Helinuse: 11:39am On Aug 20
Leepeak:
From who let me teach u my boy!!! There was a certain president in USA dat mess with Iran!!! He only did first tenure... Ronald Reagan USA that to win him he regret why he underestimated the Persian
So my boy this president went begging for sure he beg the Iranians to release USA soldiers, Ronald Reagan pass back to negotiate for them
Trump knows so he is attacking Iran on his second tenure
So my boy trump is angry with Iran
Yesterday he said no more 🤝 deal grin
My boy listen okay read history, your American, dey select war to enter let them or can u help me tell trump that north Korea's have nuke let's see how the music will be played
Fun fact:

As you were typing this kpoto-kpoto, the US Navy has its ships right at the mouth of the Strait of Hormuz, which is directly at Iran's border, which is how they can blockade Iran. And you know what? Iran can do nothing about it.
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Foreign Affairs › Re: US Opens Secret Oil Route Through Hormuz, Moves 10 Million Barrels Daily - Axios by Helinuse: 11:36am On Aug 20
Willy2025:
Meanwhile, Israel is baiting war with while the world's economy remains volatile. Benjamin Netanyahu has been looking for any opportunity to bomb Turkey.
There is nothing like baiting there.
Israel will take any available avenue to deal with everyone who participated in the Oct 7 carnage.
Turkey inclusive.

Turkey must pay.
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Foreign Affairs › Re: US Opens Secret Oil Route Through Hormuz, Moves 10 Million Barrels Daily - Axios by Helinuse: 11:35am On Aug 20
GeneralPulal:
Propaganda

Mtcheww
Don't worry,
When your Iranian "superpower" confirms it, you will join them to protest.
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Foreign Affairs › Re: US Opens Secret Oil Route Through Hormuz, Moves 10 Million Barrels Daily - Axios by Helinuse: 11:32am On Aug 20
Kukutente23:
Pain went straight through the hearts of terrorists
Directly to the hearts of Nigerian Iranians.
Na dem feel am pass.
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Foreign Affairs › Re: US Opens Secret Oil Route Through Hormuz, Moves 10 Million Barrels Daily - Axios by Helinuse: 11:30am On Aug 20
Iran go learn.
They must learn.

Learning is a must.
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Funny thing is that Iran is afraid of Israel more than they are of the US.
But I think they are making a mistake: they should be afraid of the US more than Israel.
Israel does and goes.
The US does and occupies.

The effect of Israel's action is temporary.
The effect of the US action will last for generations.
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Politics › Re: Kano Youths Burn Kwankwasiyya Red Cap by Helinuse: 3:06pm On Aug 19
opamoses1:
If Obi gets better number than he did in 2023, I would delete my nairaland account grin
Oh, so he had a good number last time?
We thought he was a "Social Media President" whose supporters "don't have PVCs" and also "don't go out to vote."

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Crime › Re: Lakurawa Attack On Ungushi, Sokoto Kills 28, Police Confirm by Helinuse: 2:13pm On Aug 19
Just imagine what is now normal in our country.

Just because of religion.

One particular one.
Family › Re: Egypt Coach Hossam Hassan Collapses While Separating His 2 Wives During A Fight by Helinuse: 2:06pm On Aug 19
femi4:
Marry the third one if you want to live long
And when the third one joins the fight,
You go on and marry the FOURTH.

Weak men say weak things
Weak men run away from troubles and meet more troubles later.
Family › Re: Egypt Coach Hossam Hassan Collapses While Separating His 2 Wives During A Fight by Helinuse: 2:03pm On Aug 19
The same Free Palestine guy has been proven to be too weak to handle his wives.
He can't handle only two women,
Yet, he will be shouting "d**th to the Jews."

Anukpama
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Crime › Re: Video Of KC Luxury Cars - Garage That Got Nigerians Talking by Helinuse: 1:38pm On Aug 19
Bankowner:
I saw videos of the FOREX boys on YouTube and I shook my head. If what they are doing is legit, then why are they not showing others the way?

Like you said, their time is coming. Forex wey me do wey I run with my legs touching the back of my head. Na so so loss I make.
When we tell them that we started our own forex in 2009 and 2010 using Liberty Reserve, etc., to convert our money, and trade on Insta Forex, and that we have known too much about the industry and are in a position to tell them the truth, they will doubt us.

When we say we have seen it all and understood how empty the system is, they will doubt us.

But let them doubt us.

They started their forex in 2024 or even 2026, and they are telling us that their mentor is making millions of dollars a year.

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Crime › Re: Video Of KC Luxury Cars - Garage That Got Nigerians Talking by Helinuse: 1:34pm On Aug 19
generalJumong1:
What if he had converted to other religions? You are so sure he performs hajj. Do you know what we don't know?
I am sure.
He is an Alhaji,
And he performs Hajj consistently.
Crime › Re: KC Luxury Counting The Number Of Cocaine He Was Caught With (video) by Helinuse: 1:30pm On Aug 19
This one na FOREX guy wey dem catch.

If you had given him some time, he would have tilted from "luxury watches" to teaching people how to TRADE FOREX.

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Properties › Re: FG Unveils Loan For Nigerians To Build Or Buy Houses — How To Apply by Helinuse: 11:27am On Aug 19
ijayalolo:
I burst your bubble right? Sorry about that. I didn't mean to embarrass you but you brought it upon yourself by thinking this public forum is your whatsapp group that you people concort something in your head and begin to lamba yourselves.

This is a public forum where you may find real intellectuals that will always call out your lies



Thank you for your attention to this matter
Kry kry baby,
Sorry.
Crime › Re: Video Of KC Luxury Cars - Garage That Got Nigerians Talking by Helinuse: 11:24am On Aug 19
Rule No. 1:
ANYONE, absolutely ANYONE, who flaunts money is a fraud.

Rule No. 2:
All rules are the same as Rule No. 1.


Now you know.

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