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5minsmadness:
Making such a big deal out of nothing. Everything must be an issue. Maybe soon you'll discuss with your wife before you fart.



Nonsense.

Mtcheeeeew.

Your name says it all...But 5mins don pass na

kanmifad:
rod of correction ni joor

Gbayi

brito:
Troll

K

I eventually told my wife, and she insists I apologise to her when next Cynthia comes around. Told me to say it exactly like this "Baby so sorry, there was a time I opened the door unclad and Cynthia mistakenly saw my John Thomas" and she will reply "When did this happen? Oh well, it's OK, mistake do happen. Cynthia sorry about everything "

How easy was that...!!

Oya na

dovelike:
Ok. Goodnight

You guys get a room already

Fabulous47:
When next she comes urinate on her face

Wizardry

iamrealdeji:
She saw your big gbola and likes to hold it in her hands,so what,if you're interested,go for her but if you ain't,ignore her,but you're interested in phuckin her and that's why you're telling us

Not interested trust me, but yeah she has this look of "can I touch it"

chii8:
u say u love ya wife,yet u hide tins frm her,som pple shaa,hp say u knw wat luv is?

What she doesn't know won't kill her

Tallesty1:
You will soon start receiving notes and love texts from Cynthia if your John Thomas is Snakey and Huge.

But why did you allow her to go without seeing her Lagirantti?

My wife was coming right behind her..

So seeing her puna was out it

GenBuhari:
Are you implying your wife's friend now lusting after you?

If so just be ready to resist all her advances, as she must be losing her mind lusting after you and thinking of your di.ck day and night.

Not lust per say, but the look is more or less like a look of "can I at least touch it"

menix:
OP u don fork up big tym...

D last gal dat mistakenly saw my Ogbunegwe i saw hers too, abi u ve not heard of d theory of "Ifu ka m fu"..

Lol..

daimsy:
Is that a big deal?

I am hoping it isn't...

Ok, just so not to bore you guys.

I normally do not walk around unclad in my house(using style to make reference to one story about a man blah blah that walks unclad, that made front page some time ago).

But unfortunately on this day, I had just showered, dried up my body and hung my towel, then "knock knock" I heard the door. Knowing fully well only my wife could have knocked our kitchen door, every other visitor goes through the sitting room door.

Without thinking twice, I ran unclad to the door, and opened the door, to my utmost surprise there was Cynthia(not real name) staring at my John Thomas(she no even blink or commot face)..then I heard "has he opened the door" my wife's voice. Sharply, I ran to the room to at least use towel to cover the unfortunate thing wey wan cause wahala for me and my wife.

Oh well, I didn't bother to tell my wife, her friend didn't too, because she must have raised the issue if she had.

There's this stare and look though her friend gives me whenever she comes around now. Trust me, I won't f**k her, if that's what y'all are thinking..Love my family too much to allow that hinder our happiness.

If you were in my shoes what would you do? If you were in Cynthia's shoes what would you do.

Honest answers please, although I am not worried one bit

Edited : I eventually told my wife, and she insists I apologise to her when next Cynthia comes around. Told me to say it exactly like this "Baby so sorry, there was a time I opened the door unclad and Cynthia mistakenly saw my John Thomas" and she will reply "When did this happen? Oh well, it's OK, mistake do happen. Cynthia sorry about everything "

How easy was that...!!

Wasted John Thomas

GEJ is less concerned about the Yoruba culture.

If he were enlightened enough, he would have corrected the Obas, but he needed the show more than the prayers or curses.

Well, vote not fight still

Jesus Christ...

How much be the salary in $$$$

I give it to all of you...

I am highly impressed...

annazubi:
All I see are bosoms.

That shouldn't freak you. Or are you a les

Pics or....

jeudd:
1) Davido: The OBO should just give up singing because although he has some hit songs of recent,the artist should just give up singing while he still has a name and go into a job that seems more lucrative in the long run , it could be as a manager of a better artist maybe then his 'igbo' stained vocals may do him some good.

2) Lynxx : You just can not hate on the big guy, but what makes us very sad is seeing him waste his time and money on singing instead of following the suggested steps of our brother davido and quit singing and start modelling cuz he has a great body .

3) Emma Nyra : the empire first lady should just quit singing and go be someones side chick or babe or mistress or fun buddy or wife cuz to me she is talentless and thats all on Emma.

4) Jesse jaggz : Not only has it been ages since has had a hit song so uncle jaggz just grow your dada and take to the streets and create a name for yourself as the official distributor of weed to the real celebs

5) Tonto Dikeh : this woman should just go and quit singing and dump that stupid ass name 'pokolee' abi what is the name ? She should better continue acting before we attack her acting carrer .
And before una attack me make una rememba say errybody get opinion...thanks

I care less about any other artiste(even though you spelt it as Artist) but trust me, remove Jagz from that your list.

And really, your points as to why they should quit are base-less, try do more findings/research before you come to conclusions.

Helphelp

Hmmmm

Check out the picture she posted on her instagram page flaunting the ring.

Who is the lucky dude?

Eeeeediooooootttt

Where else...

Ghana na

turepadams:
the person that did this screenshot this should reply his BBM message

Chei...

You go sabi amebor sha

Lmao

True

onyedikachukwue:
As a sealord we don't accommodate illiterate.
So say no to buhari
Nigerians love GEJ
WE HATE BUHARI
SEALORDS ENDORSE GEJ

What is a sealord? Kindly enlighten me

Ok

I see...