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Just wondering if those Canadians know who Buhari is?

Sai Baba, Sai Buhari

Collect their money/rice et al...but vote wisely

Aksonman:
FailBuhari 14th no far nah, be patience.

FailBuhari no even sweet...FeBUHARI all the way

jackpot:
so, Mike actually wanted to get into my pants the other day?

See as you talk am like say Mike no succeed.

Women sha

pumacy:
Its not about turning him on. He enjoys making love with him even if i have my cloths on, he would remove it one after the other but the issue is him lasting long.

Like he said, he should self service before the main thing

Aye akamara

1-4 to mean not too close

5 to mean just about close

6-8 to mean close

9-10 to mean very close


I'd go for 8

K

[quote author=emusmith post=30196933][/quote]Nna my brother...

You have failed

A word they say is enough for the wise...

Avoid shitta (Surulere, lagos) if you don't have bail money at hand.

Uncle Taju is on rampage...

Probably because of next month's election, he's trying to sweep the whole area clean.

Find tweets and funny dps attached

mosedgreat:
Look for Dr D K OLUKOYA book or message Titled “PLACENTA BONDAGE” read it or Listen to it you will be shock about what you will discover. It will also tell you the best and proper way to dispose the PLACENTA

Just assist us by quoting what the book says.

Don't worry we will patronise your pastor book later

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Oya lie say you no be scam Just lie

delishpot:
Burn it and burry the ashes.

Oh yeah..makes sense

Tx

Sai Buhari

I've been wondering what to do with my wife's placenta since it will be given to me(so I heard) after she delivers.

I will appreciate your kind advices.

I've heard some bury it

Some cook and eat

Some just dispose

Waiting on your responses

Shekau, abeg who you go vote for?

Hmmmm

Raiders:
This is really sad. what's the point killing him over drugs? I feel really sorry for him and his family. Nigerians should stay away from south east Asia because those people don't play with their laws and they excute foreigners if you break their laws.

1. It's the laws of the land

2. Imagine the number of people that must have overdosed on the drugs he peddled

R.I.P to the dead

U

chenor:
Okay, to be frank, I love watching football. I am a gunner for life. Anytime a female friend says "hey, let us go and have fun and there is a match coming up and I tell her no. I want to watch the match. She then thinks I am insane. She says football is a thing for the guys and not for us. I really love the game especially when watching it with a friend in support of the rivals and you guys get to mock each other team. So fellow n'landers. is there anything wrong with a female watching football?. help out cuz some of my friends think I am not okay

You think say na we men dem do female football for

If there's nothing wrong with women playing..

Then, watching na beans na

If she's desperate. Why not, if not?

mikporch:
U tink u just made a joke but in reality it just d truth police in my area arrest goat dogs and even ball

What area would that be, if I may ask

K

Ekun

Beautiful piece...!!!

"Anything for the boys?" <------- awesome

Na Dogs dem dey arrest put for there...


LMAO

vizkiz:
yeah sure...wherever you like apart from a five star hotel

You guys get a room already

Gunmen have shot dead 12 people at the Paris office of French satirical magazine Charlie Hebdo in an apparent militant Islamist attack.

Four of the magazine's well-known cartoonists, including its editor, were among those killed, as well as two police officers.

A major police operation is under way to find three gunmen who fled by car.

President Francois Hollande said there was no doubt it had been a terrorist attack "of exceptional barbarity".

It is believed to be the deadliest attack in France since 1961, when right-wingers who wanted to keep Algeria French bombed a train, killing 28 people.

The masked attackers opened fire with assault rifles in the office and exchanged shots with police in the street outside before escaping by car. They later abandoned the car in Rue de Meaux, northern Paris, where they hijacked a second car.

Death threats
Witnesses said they heard the gunmen shouting "We have avenged the Prophet Muhammad" and "God is Great" in Arabic ("Allahu Akbar".

The number of attackers was initially reported to be two, but French Interior Minister Bernard Cazeneuve later said security services were hunting three "criminals". He said that Paris had been placed on the highest alert.


Footage taken from a rooftop in Paris shows two gunmen firing shots
Charlie Hebdo editor Stephane Charbonnier, 47, had received death threats in the past and was living under police protection.

French media have named the three other cartoonists killed in the attack as Cabu, Tignous and Wolinski, as well as Charlie Hebdo contributor and French economist Bernard Maris.

The attack took place during the magazine's daily editorial meeting.

At least four people were critically wounded in the attack.

The satirical weekly has courted controversy in the past with its irreverent take on news and current affairs. It was firebombed in November 2011 a day after it carried a caricature of the Prophet Muhammad.

Global condemnation
The latest tweet on Charlie Hebdo's account was a cartoon of the Islamic State militant group leader, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi.

Charlie Hebdo's website, which went offline during the attack, is showing the single image of "Je suis Charlie" ("I am Charlie) on a black banner, referring to a hashtag that is trending on Twitter in solidarity with the victims.


Source : http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-30710883

E fit be say her new year resolution na to lose weight by jogging...

R.I.P

R.I.P

Idonbilivit....I am STC...

Happy new year folks

The end no go pure...

Meanwhile, those of una wey dey book space, una suppose fit dey modify una post after una don book space..

Abi which one be kkkk, A, D na comment be that

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I would suggest this kind of leap for anyone who does not have anything worthwhile here in Nigeria.

Also, for those that are not entrepreneurial inclined and need to hurriedly make ends meet.

Trust me, I interviewed some of these guys abroad and they prefer it over there.

Also, some that are not so lucky securing good jobs in the UAE have resorted to handling traders cargo from UAE to Nigeria, and they are doing great.

The authorities in UAE know that most of Nigerians don't have valid visas but they ignore because somehow it's boosting their economy. You just try and go against their local laws, and see your sorry self back in Nigeria, with no hopes of returning back there...